The Fast Show - Tiger Woods

[Rich7714]

@Hammersmith80 A bit of future advice while you're on Y.T: DO NOT butt in on some else's convo when the other person erased their comments. The reason?: if you'd seen them, you'd know that I was the one you'd have been supporting! He had a go about me having a Degree so I had a go back - perfectly reasonable! If you'd bothered to read 2nd page comments you'll notice I was defending Mr Day & Fast Show while he was slagging him off with many nasty comments throughout many of his videos.

[100pjp001]

Does anyone please know where to the find the one where he talks about the courses he went on, "I'm doing some evening courses"

"Marriage Guidance, cryogenics, pottery for beginners and learn the recorder 'whistle' "

CLASSIC XD

[iusher]

I was in the studio audience when this sketch was filmed - and of course it wasn't cut off at the end. It got almost as big a laugh as at 1m20sec in The Fast Show - Middle Aged Guys 5 (search for it on here...)

[kroqster]

ahahahaha... i thought it was cut off at the end there... there was a 3sec delay before i started laughing... ahahaha

[mspratz]

@themsyeah +Rich7714 For Fucks sake! get a cubicle!!!! And suck out those differences!!! lol

[Hammersmith80]

@Rich7714 Fuck off out of here you tiresome prick, I have a degree, big deal that doesn't make me anything special. Take your attitude away from here and tell you Mum to put her knickers on and make me a cup of tea.

[Goutyfinger]

@uberglocken, well said sir!

[uberglocken]

@Rich7714 Fair play rich well said, but saying that maybe themsyeah got raped by simon day when he was a little kid and still holds it against him... THAT HE STILL AINT **CKING HIM !

[Rich7714]

@uberglocken Yeah, well said mate, ha ha! Cheers

[Hammersmith80]

Simon's criminally underrated, brillian character actor - Dave Angel pure class!

[matijafolks]

Another geezer i know, his old man was french, his mum was french. He was a CUUUU-

[Goutyfinger]

Themsyeah, you are a stone cold freak. I saw similar rantings once in a nuthouse written on the wall in shit.

[hjenkinz]

are the people trolling french?

[wolverine005]

@themsyeah Why? Because you don't find him funny? Are you aware that your entirely subjective opinion doesn't apply to everyone?

[opticannon]

@wolverine005 youve got some fucking nerve talking about subjective opinions you fucking troll. everytime i click on your name its you and someone else going at it. you do this for kicks just as much as anyone else on youtube. the thing thats really scary is that i think you actually believe youre own hype. at the least, let truth fuel your arguements, rather than this bullshit facade. it might just bite you in the ass one day, especially when you start talking like a tough guy.

[wolverine005]

@themsyeah The funny thing is, I genuinely thought that comment was from someone else referring to you, it just made that much sense.

[wolverine005]

@themsyeah Wow, I thought you were doing it on purpose. "Trolling" if you will. Self absorbed - "You are lucky im making time to post on here in the first place..." Ridiculous accusations - "and you are a fucking asshole" "you poor self absorbed neglected looking inbred soul" "i reckon simon day is an inbred from a family of pedo's".

[opticannon]

@wolverine005 again you being called an asshole because you provoked it.

[wolverine005]

@opticannon What?

[opticannon]

@wolverine005 oh, i apologize. i actually wrote this statement to themsyeah the asshole.

[wolverine005]

@opticannon Haha, no worries.

[wolverine005]

@themsyeah Ridiculous accusations? Self absorbed? Oh the hypocrisy!

[wolverine005]

@themsyeah Hahaha, you're calling me self absorbed? Aspergers + the internet is quite the explosive combination it seems.

[wolverine005]

@themsyeah Why are you so obsessed with Simon Day's arsehole?

[Johnyperks]

This is a superbly written sketch

[FO18L]

I lold hard at the last joke :D

[armandin2048]

@themsyeah NO, not those ones, the ones that turn you into a rational human being!

[bluegreenius]

the characters are so real and so powerfully funny and some are so unpredictable and ironic. I agree the best comedy for donkeys years!

[panchopuskas1]

The Fast Show: BRING IT BACK, PLEASE!!!!!!

[uberglocken]

@panchopuskas1 hear hear pal, the best comedy ever to be on television.......... in my opinion ! ! !

[kitno1]

@panchopuskas1 Fosters is bringing back the Fast Show...... Wow Hhooo!

[borismuller86]

yeah i'm half swiss.

i saw the actor in this the other day, head shaved. very surreal.

[simcolx]

-the implication at 36 is that if he was black they would not allow him to join the club.---- so casually and brutally racist!

[trelard]

LMAO

"his mum was french, his dad was french, he was a cu......"

[amash76]

can someone please translate what he says at 0:34 about the "white man in Tiger"?

many thanks in advance

[FatourMafi]

@amash76 The white man can get on (is allowed) on the course in the first place

[1878EFC2008]

@amash76

"Means he get on the course in the first place"

[uberglocken]

the more i watch this the better it gets. . . . . TIMELESS...

[gavthornton]

I think you'll find it is tschuss.

[05241078]

Very funny, just very bloody funny

[uberglocken]

@madv14 what about armstrong and miller ? ? ? i`d say they were both like gezzer who billy bleach talks about at the end of this sketch, "his mum was french and his dad was french, he was a right C." ! ! ! The pair of them........ !

[borismuller86]

coockoo clocks are german, not swiss

[Triplesod]

@borismuller86 Hmm. I was going to try and argue your point then, Boris but it appears ou are correct. The internet tells me they originate from the Black Forest area.

That said though, they are certainly more famous as being Swiss clocks and it seems that more are made in Switzerland.

Boris, I know your location says UK but as you are obviously knowledgeable of things Germanic and due to your name, are you German, or of German heritage, mate? I only ask out of interest. Danke. Tcheuss!

[MrSparky1913]

Hilarious!

[uberglocken]

@MrSparky1913 quality geezer, as billy bleach says himself `the dogs bollocks!`

[kenmalUTUBE]

Will they ever send these shows to Canada....... please please please pretty please

[uberglocken]

thats what you british comedy at its finest pal, there has not been a comedy show what comes any where near as good as that on british television in the last 16 years. . . .utter class. . . .never to be topped. . . VIVA THE FAST SHOW !

[bertvdau]

respect =) thx 4 comment

[uberglocken]

no problem bert, nice one for the up load, the fast show rocked big time and i reckon every boozer in england had got its own billy bleach ! ! ! there`s someone sitting there mate !  CLASS....

[uberglocken]

@bertvdau no problem pal, the fast show was legendary and its good we can all watch it again and again on you tube and enjoy it, so cheers for the up load. the dogs *ollocks !!!!!!!!!!!!!! as billy bleach would say himself !

[devote]

@uberglocken

you should watch 'Peep Show' it's gotta be the funniest show i've ever seen

[jimmyshitbags]

@devote couldnt agree more man peep show is the funniest tv ever made EVER

[LMessi101]

@uberglocken Brass Eye!

[uberglocken]

@LMessi101 brass eye is brass eye !

[theposhbloke]

love the ending....!!

[lkijju]

sheer brilliance. what a fantastic programme the fast show was.

[freeform83]

My favorite thing about this sketch is how he lists "white man" and "Dutch" as separate races.

[johnnysenser]

Simon Day is brilliant !

[mrg466]

"another bloke i knew, his old man was french his mum was french and he was a cu..." Billy Bleach funny as f

[ChrisMeerkat]

funny as fcuk... Not exactly P.C but if u can´t laugh at yourself u missing the biggest joke in town!!

[HeadlightMorningGlow]

Delighted to see we've got rid of a frothing-at-the mouth right-winger - can see why you'd like it there in America! The UK population is something like 85% white. The muslim population is about 7%. Get some sense.

[mgfaxlad]

I'm British too, and not a Muslim, which is unusual these days. It's become a 3rd world khazi since I left a number of years ago. I do enjoy seeing snotty Brits taking the piss out of the Americans (I live in the States now) and making blanket statements about how British humour is superior and the Yanks need to get a clue etc. Last time I was over there, (Earlier this year) half the TV shows were American. Man gets hit in head? Seen any Monty Python? Clever at times, granted, but slapstick.

[Noallegiance]

Bloomin marvelous!

[jar0fdirt63]

brittish comedy is different...............i like it!

[owoyowoyowoyowoy]

its spelt british. I am british. I should know

[echowitch]

Its spelt British, with a capital B !!

[KnockoffNigeI]

'n it is spelt it's has an apostropheeee !!

Hey I think we've got rym goin,

[Rhynome]

It's spelt rhyme, with an H and an E.

[KnockoffNigeI]

Oh for Christ's sake man, that's the point. Bloody hell, Tubers, they're just so soddin' dim.

[DazzasBoxing]

British

[PsychoNinjaFlea]

you come on youtube to correct peoples spelling?

[smgill21]

That shoud be spelt "people's" with an apostrophe to indicate possession. I'm going to crawl back under my rock now.

[PsychoNinjaFlea]

haha damn you

[synchc]

... yeah and it's not different. im british and watch it every day.

[killernaval]

yeh it's actually clever and contains good humour

[chrisbarnett6]

Yeah it actually contains well thought out jokes, instead of the american slapstick, man gets hit in the head kinda thing. Learn to understand sarcasm USA

[Triplesod]

Chris, don't talk shit. The Yanks have been creating some of the best comedy of past 20 years. They generally beat us with their stand ups too. The pricks who go on about Yanks not understanding irony (ha, funny that you seem to think it's "sarcasm" they have a problem with. Shows you're just regurgitating what you've heard/read, without understanding it) are only proving they are completely ignorant about American comedy. Boring & obnoxious. Tell me Chris, what US comedies do you actually know?

[abc123AX7]

@chrisbarnett6 Yeah because thats all American humor is right? Getting hit in the back of the head. I think Americans understand sarcasm pretty well if you ask me. You've probably never really listened to American comedians. If you have, then you obviously have no idea how to process the type of comedy in America, which is sad, because its doesn't take a genius to understand it.

[uberglocken]

@jar0fdirt63 thats british comedy at its finest gezzer. . . . enjoy !

[realityexplorations]

@jar0fdirt63 brit comedy is real , no shallow fake american crap

[MrMarkhall1]

@jar0fdirt63 Yes, Americans aim to be extraordinary,we don't, that's why we do things better.

[davidoffon]

I watched the Fast show it just to see him, I love to have a comedy hero who's name I dont even know.

[edaines]

HE'S A CUNT

[TimLake]

Oh, is that what he was gonna say? I didn't get it

[Dragonrdh]

Love it!

[MikeN72]

Billy Bleach!

[thumpah]

excellent sketch.

you've gotta love the last line

'Another geza i nw hes old man was french and his mum was, he was a C*NT.

ROFL

[Junglestrike93]

so funny lmao,

[berlinmitte10117]

must have been about to say 'country gent' lol

[myg0tpurepunk]

at 1:10 u can see him trying to not to laugh

[berlinmitte10117]

Yes, I noticed that too - a great sketch

[tisto12]

tiger woods is like a bag of skittles.

[whyteleafe37]

The most brilliant 74 seconds of comedy you will ever see. Genius!

[Bashimillar]

One of the greatest sketches from one of the greatest sketch shows.

[darkali]

i saw him at latitude..wasnt funny, he kept talking 2 himself..i jst zoned out

[fbgd]

'You used to see him walking behind his old man wearing a yashmack, drinking vodka out of a cuckoo clock'

Brilliant!

[IceTruckKiIIer]

oh lordy that was funny as fuck.

He's performing at Latitude festival in July!

[pumpkin376]

that is fucking funny

[paudical]

What's the name of the posh architecture/history expert Simon Day plays? He's usually walking slowly outside a building telling its history etc. That was his best

[040469ian]

gidean solmes was his name but forgive the spelling if its wrong.

[JimmyJillikers]

soames....  ;{~

[LimeyfruitNo3]

His father was french his mother was french

[mugglechops]

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahaha

[iusher]

I was at the recording of this sketch at TV Centre - and, as you can imagine, the end c*** word wasn't cut short, and I don't think I've ever laughed as much in my life (until I saw Rowley Birkin live at the Hammersmith Apollo) - the entire studio erupted with laughter which didn't abate for about two minutes. I think I was crying by the end. Not bad for a free ticket!

[lordoftimeguy1]

simon day is easily the best one in the fast show. but surely one of the dave angel sketches is the best??

[hoss1962]

shame he sold out to do those dumb power-gen adverts

[lordoftimeguy1]

Did he? Hmph. Means there's some Simon Day I haven't seen. You learn something new every day!

[hoss1962]

Yup..this was about two or three years back - maybe more...it was a series of adverts sponsoring the weather on ITV channels I think...I've been away a long time. He played a "knit your own denim, grow your own yoghurt" type of ecological guy - not like Dave Angel eco-warrior- ha!

[lordoftimeguy1]

Simon! What r u doing a thing like that for!? lol.

[daveyboy1969]

best fast show sketch ever! Class

[grahampl]

GENIUS

[jools182]

Funny funny funny

old man was french, mother was french, he was a cu...

[sinthbuck]

yes!!! billy, don't be a hero, don't be a fool with your liiifffee