GIGANTIC CHICKEN EGG!!

[ShakoraYomi]

Hank and John really look like their names in that old picture.

[mimiroseg]

my little brother once decided it would be a good idea to pour milk into our omega. We were not amused :|

also we have chickens and get double yolkers all the time! I have a permanent bagsee on any eggs that look like they might possibly be double yolked XD

[countmyshoes]

I once bought a carton of eggs, every one of them had double yokes!

[bellacullen98a]

I've had two if those kinds of eggs :D



[scharm123]

hank put poop in the nentendo

[Niekpas1]

You look so... nineties.

[pkConda]

You look so young with long hair :P

[bt2332thomas]

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

[plushalligator]

someone should arrange for hank to meet alec baldwin and film it, cause that would be a show ;)

[weirdandlazy1]

Twins!!

[MsWasteland101]

We just learned that Hank Green totally has a guy crush on Alec Baldwin.

[MagicalPonyFromMars]

thats when Jennifer Wilson watches his video...

[mariahrose210]

*swoon*

[vivalanina12]

NOT THE TWINS!

[luckixduckyx77]

i was making brownies for a journalism potluck last year when it was time to stir in the eggs. the first egg was normal. the next had two yolks. and the one after that also had two yolks.

while an extremely awesome occurrence it was to have that happen, it didn't bode well with the recipe. the brownies tasted like shit.

[ayoung283]

@luckixduckyx77 that's a damn shame

[MooseAndDolphin]

*have*

[MooseAndDolphin]

AUGHHH! HANK! YOU WERE BAREFOOT IN THAT PICTURE!!! (As in, Red Green could haved pooped on you and stuff).

[maggieedna]

This was the first vlogbrothers video I ever saw and it convinced me that Hank was gay so I was really really confused when he started talking about his wife.

[steelduck4600]

swooon !

[DarkWolfMitaki]

ok please tell me i'm not crazy for thinking 90's hank and john look... kind of hot... yea... i feel awkward now >.<

[bailey51634]

@DarkWolfMitaki dont worry i think they were dayum sexy

[DarkWolfMitaki]

@bailey51634 right?? i mean god damn Hank was like a sex bomb! John was just like wow, so hot.

[AngelsAreNerds]

I once got "twin eggs" five times in one week... Do not think it is that rare.... or mabye something abnormal had happened -.-'

[antiquecans69]

@AngelsAreNerds My friend kept getting "double-yolkers", and thought it was a sign so he bought some lottery tickets.

[HabsFan0718]

They have cartons of eggs that are all double yolk!!

[LizzytheRhetoric]

One time I had a carton of eggs that had FOUR double yolk eggs in it. It was intense.

[listentotheraenfall]

The '90s were a great time for hair, apparently.

[pronouncingvariables]

Two Yolks is rare? I have a chicken that does that every time.

[ddc32997]

CHICKEN TWINS!

[fluffandstuf]

Red Green that is an epic name

[PixelPies]

Thumbed up just for that photo.

[zem1956]

blah blah boring

[davorunner]

You'll have to wonder, will he do *puts on glasses* the moonwalk?!?"" Nice one! In a video with a title about eggs no less!

[johnybgoodat420]

wow that took a long time...

that ill never have back!



[dbmole]

what an ahole. cant watch more than 5 secs

[KungfuCow5]

@dbmole You have forgotten to be awesome. 

[IAmKingoftheSockHop]

Ohh my gosh I love watching Hank defend himself over something that happened years ago. This is fabulous <3 XD

[lollypopy8]

Damn!!! You guys look like twins!!!

[CaveTater]

The tiny chickens are in my head,

[fluroza]

Hank was a spunk!!

[alexis474542]

Hank you dont look like the same person without glasses...

[alexis474542]

Twin chickens!

[NedISMcGregor]

Sorry, Hank, I don't care how good those eggs were, *nothing* is or was better than watching James Cameron's ex-wife kick his ass all over those Academy Awards

[lovelylunachan]

John looked like a young Morissey (from the Smiths) in that picture :'D

[isayhionthe75]

Did anybody else get green?

[completeidiot19]

Will he do the moon walk? YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[ReKrisB]

I died when you did the "glasses-off-say-something-sil­ly-cue-intro" thing XD

[thexquisitetorture]

@siriuslysarah

Lmao that made me laugh x]

[spocktopus19]

Hehe. I remember my biology teacher asked up what it meant when there were two yolks in the same egg. "TWINS!"

[hsm102103]

@spocktopus19 I worked it out myself... haven't eaten eggs since

[siriuslysarah]

Also that comment was very lame, but very worth it.

[siriuslysarah]

Oh, but Buzz Aldrin already HAS danced with the stars.

[fightinandirish]

Isnt that just a really small egg next to a normal sized one??

[robert42742]

fuck you

[SuperShadowstar1]

Is that muscle or fat!!!???!!!

[atlastpeace]

Why are two giraffes making love in the related videos?

[KyleGaming]

lol i ate like a million eggs with 2 yellow shit in it

[mushroomshrub]

@LifeMustard

And that is why you win at life. I like bow ties. :)

[lamyachug]

YOU LOVED HER! WHY WOULD YOU PUT POOP IN HER?!

[Clouddreamer123]

what is THE NINTENDO o.o

[x2sh0rt4ux]

OH MY GOD, THE MOONWALK XDDDDDDDD OH MY GOD

[ManTheBush]

Lmao the dog pooped in the Nintendo

[taureleafsilver]

Hank. Double yolks are actually pretty common. I have two hens and I get at least 1 double yolker a month.

[njpx5289]

wtf

[dolphin64575]

John's glasses :D Angular frames, dude. You look best with angular frames. 

[vidaminfeeder2]

and this guy is definitely gay

[dolphin64575]

@vidaminfeeder2 and you are a particularly unobservant carcass fit for hounds. He's married to a woman named Katherine. He's wearing his wedding band.

[vidaminfeeder2]

what on earth is he talking about where is his stupid conversation going what an idiot stupid idiot

[dolphin64575]

@vidaminfeeder2 And you are a carcass fit for hounds.

[singlexfilexisxlove]

HA John looks straight up loser here!

[MrRedneckfishgitter]

double youlkers arent rare

[meganxx23]

Farm fresh eggs are some of the best things that exist. There is nothing better than a couple fresh fried eggs with bacon and some tomatoes and some toast...

[Lauraa4023]

Does hank have something against socks? I swear he hardly ever wears them lol not that it matters...

[SHALYN8]

I want to know what was in the little egg too.

[nodnod465]

Who the hell is John?

[PrecastSword0]

pooptendo

[Zatachawolf]

Its not rare... its common 

[emilycaroline9]

@SwedishAGS Pluse, while we shouldn't be offended that someone is using a term for homosexuality as an adjective in an unrelated situation, it doesn't mean it's okay for it to be used to suggest negativity. So, we've got to try something like; "Um, You DO know that "gay" actually describes a person who has romantic and sexual feelings for another person of the same gender? Or... HAPPY? So... Since neither of those descriptions is insulting, you need some new words. I can get you a dictionary..."

[emilycaroline9]

@SwedishAGS Not that you should keep quiet about your sister's sexuality, but can't we just have a legitimate argument against slurs like "gay" or "retarted" without the need for personal connections? I mean, why can't "Hey, don't call that gay. [or retarted.] It's not okay." be a more common thing? I think it affects people more if someone fights for something that said person doesn't have to encounter every day. It's perfectly okay to just say, "Hey, man. Could you stop? That's offensive."

[CookaChicken]

what the fuck is wronge with you

[LifeMustard]

@CookaChicken This sentence should have been written as "What the copulate is wrong with you?".

[tony21c]

who is john?

[DuckDame]

@tony21c .... John is awsome.

[CinemaForDummies]

Somewhere between the 90's and 2007 John Green found the eternal fountain of HAWtness... plz share...

[alizcool1]

heloooo heather ;)

[SwedishAGS]

gay

[LifeMustard]

@SwedishAGS As in "Homosexual"? Or as in "A youtuber who is trying to insult another, but fails"?

[SwedishAGS]

@LifeMustard homosexual.

[LifeMustard]

@SwedishAGS So...what, are you saying, was homosexual?

[SwedishAGS]

@LifeMustard yep. hard to understand?

[LifeMustard]

@SwedishAGS "yep." isn't one of the possible answers to my question.

[SwedishAGS]

@LifeMustard ohh sorry... i guess... and why do you even care?

[LifeMustard]

@SwedishAGS I don't like things being called "gay". My sister is a lesbian, so I really watch out for it.

[SwedishAGS]

@LifeMustard okay... i have nothing against homosexuals or lesbians so idc :)

[LifeMustard]

@SwedishAGS So... Why did you leave the "gay" comment?

[SwedishAGS]

@LifeMustard i just wanted it, no reason. I like trains.

[LifeMustard]

@SwedishAGS Right... That makes no sense.

I like turtles.

[SwedishAGS]

@LifeMustard i like blue skies

[LifeMustard]

@SwedishAGS I like blue police public call boxes that are bigger on the inside.

[Zi0malek]

Stupid 

[jaidavu]

Egg part starts at 2.46 if you dont wanna waste 3 mins of your life

[LifeMustard]

@jaidavu Thank you for watching the three minutes before the "egg part".

[BlazingLightSword]

i've had 2 double yolked eggs in a box of one dozen lol...

[BunrakukenIII]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

[TheAglover26]

Thumps up if you think John looks the same now if he did when the pic was take.

[lennic95]

I lmao at the picture of John and Hank. It's not you, it's the glasses!!!

[holypicklesmofo]

@lennic95 did anyone else notice how dainty johns feet looked?!

[KoniaraBelina1234]

oooooh i found an 2 egg yolk egg few times (my aunty has got CHIKEN FARM)

[handresxz]

so she is heather well let her know i said i hope she is a cougar bc shes hot looking

[victorhvid123]

You know you have no life, when consistently post about your ideas on youtube! .. Maybe cuz no one cares!.

Just a thought -

[kittygurl212]

2:35 to 2:41 - BEST. MOMENT. EVER. I rofld until I could rofl no more.

[strickerman101]

it was the 90s when i was born jeeze

[austrich97]

I had chickens once, AND THERE WAS ONE EGG WITH TWO YOKS IN IT!

[LordofWolves]

Did the thumbnail of this remind anyone but me of Ester?

[Zaphara11]

My name is maggy and i know 3 other dogs that are named maggy too... :( haha

[pingpongboy1]

so did spock ever hug his dad?

[icebreakers123]

hahhahahaha you guys are the epitome of the 90's in that picture! more hilarious 90's pictures please!

[BeyondBirthday826]

in the picture of young john and hank green. hank... where were your shoes? :P

[huangjiasheng]

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHH!!!!

[siriusandco]

byyy the way.. im in canada and we get our eggs from the mennonites, they always give us the big eggs, which are apparantly not grade A... and about half of them have double yolks! so not as rare as you might imagine :) DFTBA

[YusufAlaseeri]

170,000th Viewer... I don't feel any difference... No achievement made.

Why do people make a big deal out of this?

[IvianaTheSignPainter]

... I see Artemis Fowl~

[fivehouse]

unless you train the animal first.......

[Derka33]

Is Red-green wearing Red suspenders at the end ? Seems like something a mad scientist would do, I smell guilt.

[franinconverse]

You doing the CSI glasses thing was hillarious

[quizzas22]

You know, up till this video I didn't fully believe you guys were nerds cuz you're both so fricken cool. But on seeing that picture, it all makes sense now

[FlargTheKitty]

two yolks...is that like chicken twins?? EPIC!!

[ShuiYueSketchbook]

I was in denmark and bought a half dozen eggs five of which had two yolks. Better than getting struck by lightning.

[Drowninginantimatter]

To anyone who did not watch the previous video that intro must've sounded incredibly bizarre.

[wickedredlights]

catch-22 on the bookshelf. awesome.

[CandieeProductions]

WOAH i got two yolks in one egg bofore, but then the egg wasn't like super big like the one in the video it was normal sized

[HPwrocks]

this and the last video made my cry laughing

[TheShootingCupcake]

Hmmmm you live in Montana, my parents want to move to montana, montana doesnt seem as bad now... ;D

[FlamboyantSisters]

HOLY CRAP!

I JUST FOUND ARTEMIS FOWL IN THE BACKGROUND!

*SCREAMS*

I FREAKING FREAKING FREAKING LOVE ARTEMIS FOWL!

GAAAAAH!

[Erinbugable]

Double yokes are not THAT rare.... We used to raise chickens and got them quite often actually.

[jasmlim]

it's so wrong that when Hank talked about John pooping in Jennifer Wilson, I immediately thought of two girls one cup. Oh what the internet has opened us up to.

[homodean6]

Baha. So the John's puff has always been prominent.

[SirTeeGeeEss]

Ooh. Artemis Fowl in the background. I read those when i was younger.

Also - double yolks are amazing, but has anyone else seen the video where there was a whole egg - shell and all - inside a massive egg? That was freaky.

[SirTeeGeeEss]

Ooh. Artemis Fowl in the background. I read those when i was younger.

[nukeakitten]

DOUBLE YOLK ALL THE WAY, DOUBLE YOLK SO INTENSE

[BLOCKLANDSUPERSTAR]

F U YOU HATE SONY PS3

[greengirllover]

dude. one time i bought a carton of eggs, and they were all uniform size, but two of them had double yolks. it freaked me out a bit.

[MathsVlog]

WOW XD

John and Hank look SO YOUNG back then!...

[o0oAkeno0o]

0:17

[DanJonMor]

Double yolk all the way across the pan!!

[TheMinuteVlog]

284 people pooped in their Nintendos.

[lopez2121]

If youtube still had the star system, I would say "5 stars for the CSI meme."

[SantaMurtagh]

I've seen 3 double eggs in the past year

[harvestguy204]

John looks so different without his puff... and his squishyness D:

[jennadollx35]

okay so this just went to somewhere i didnt want it to go, so lets just call it that hank didnt put poop in the nintendo and move on to the second part of the video...ahahahaaa

so funny......:D

"YOU LOVED HER! WHY WOULD YOU PUT POOP IN HER!?"

[TheWaffleTree]

Oh my god, John was such a NERD! I don't now how I never realized it before. 3:29

[TheBrokenFrog]

biceps is the singular :)

[morglyt3]

my dog (mutt, but my dog-freak of a little sister believes him to be part dachsund) poops in very odd places. my favorites have been in countless pairs of my fathers shoes (he has impeccable aim) and precisely on top of the other dog's poop.

[FilthyRainbows]

We had Collie-cross, he peed on our gigantic ancient stereo system, several times.

[ForeverKokiri]

Jennifer Wilson?

OH MY GOD, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY COUSIN!?!?

When did this happen!? Now I'm going to have to contact her and see if she knows you guys!!!

[OneRandomLeo]

that end was ePIC xD

[1m2b3t4]

0:41 and i cannot be achieved its formal philip vannatter redgrave was very the and

[LTEK4NZ]

there is a egg farm down the road from me where you can buy a tray of 25 double yoke eggs.. not that rare...

[fearspork]

john looks like an aids patient in that picture... ist that offensive to aids patience? sorry

[NeapolitanSixth]

"Double yolk, all the way!"

[Narglesonamistletoe]

John looks like my dad in the eighties.

[plainoutofthisworld]

*sees Scarlett Fever behind hank* I approve. *thumbs up*

[coolmovie88]

the two yolk thing happened in my home ec class last week and all i could think of was red green and the poop in the nintendo

[TheElliemay8]

john from the 90's kinda looks like harry potter

[SSSOFFBFProductions2]

Hank, in that last picture, it looks like you have an abnormally long neck.

[mouseinsneakers]

LOL Red Green sounds like an awesome dog.

[robelalex]

the tiny egg looks like a robin egg...

[randomlyfresh23]

Let me first say in response to the late 90's picture: AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Secondly, if that chicken's egg was to hatch into chicklings, would those chicks be twins?

[ThePickypuppy]

wow you havent changed much hank! you look almost the same!

[honeydovey1]

john and hank were cute back then well they still are

[3130462]

i bought a carton of eggs and every single egg had 2 yolks

[RandomChat]

LOL @ the 90's puff.

[burnout10567]

yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhh­hhh

[RoboBreadMan]

Dude you guys were styling back in the 90's!!! Retro-nerd for one helluva win!!!!

[teodora9401]

u were hot! and ur bro looked like harry potter

[Msnotoftheworld]

at 1:52 epic cute squeak

[darkestnight128]

when my grandma still owned chickens, she had one hen that would always lay eggs with 2 yolks and the occasional 3 yolks! and as you said....they are delicious lol

[AbiTaylor0407]

my hen had an egg the size of my palm once and i few others too and shes had at least 10 double yolkers and some eggs wityhout shells... she is one messed up hen :(