How to Handle Alcohol Poisoning

[AshleyLuvsElmo]

eye got it ;c woke up n aye hospital bed wit an iv && aye nurse asking me if eye was sexually active && if eye got raped... awkward...eye drank ALOT of vodka... dnt remember anything from that night...

[XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX]

the bottle's ABSYNTHE. bitch would be dead.

[elisec790]

RIP Amy Winehouse (who has died from alcohol poisoning at just 27)

[TigerScar100]

Alcohol poisoning is the worst. I just got back from the hospital from it. Past out into a coma watching TV and woke up with a tube in my dick. Ain't drinking ever again.

[ampm91192]

alcohol poisoning is not fun at all, one of the worst things ever.... but i wouldnt mind getting it again : )

[Trampathon]

i helped my best friend tonite who had alchohol poisoning :)

[macintosh3823]

or just call the police....



[KChotties]

No way in Hell am I performing no CPR on some drunk mofucka who threw up on themselves. Puke mouth... OH YES PLEEEEASE!

[DieEisGeist]

@KChotties Wow so noble, you'd rather watch someone die then get a little dirty. Asshole

[maralmishka]

@superashleyworld its at 0:52 but i see ur point

[pulgalopz]

that was me after finals last semester....

[RuskiHomie]

i bet they fucked after filming this shit

[USCmc2]

1:36 boner

[Drago19930713]

Alcohol poisoning? How many booze you have to showe to actually get poisoned and die? Well yea, u get stoned drunk and have little ''sleepy'' time on somewhere and I personally have many incidents with these kind of things. I got to tell yea, I never died from it. Non of those who I know either...

[Waqsjoaquin]

Oh yes girl on girl 1:36

touch those boobies :D

[555hansy]

the girl looks hot :)

[garrryyunit]

So youre telling me to strip her from her clothing, make out with her, and then touch her boobs? awesome ;)

[snoopyloopy]

@garrryyunit i like your analysis of the situation

[crazeguy26]

@garrryyunit ROFL

[jamulal]

I prefer CPR on her

[tiamo1984]

she is dead not drunk

[stuurhuis69]

Step 1. Get lube and rubbers

Step 2. Have it your way.

[gamerjoe22]

1:04 - 1:07 Why the fuck did you put slippers on her feet?

[clubpenguin8599]

Linzy Lohan?

[rofl729]

This bra seems a little loose. Let me just undo it, there we go.

[SageOnWow]

How to Handle Alcohol Poisoning

1. Get a Mark and draw on face

2. Make fun of abusive childhood

3. Take wallet to buy more beer

[drgabethebabe]

1. call 911, 2. turn them over. 3 take off their clothes 4. get on top of them and push on their chest

no officer i wasnt raping her i was just listening to howcast hahaha

[alex13yankees]

CAL 911 THAT IT

[HannaBlahhhh]

i swear to god i think they are running out of ideas whats next? how to make a phonecall?

[1Deejay7]

mmm passed out chick= pwnage time hubba hubba lol jk

[Tjilaz]

WTF i thought you just should draw on the person.. That's what i do.

[TheBlacksabbathfan9]

Dammit y didn't this come out in the 80's I wulda saved the best rock singer in history rip bon Scott (acdc)

[vonte4eva]

0:09 lol she said "FUCK!!"

[007phycokiller]

I would take adventage of her.

[SouljaboyFan399]

posture?

[KumaChanii]

you should've mentioned that there is a non-mouth-to-mouth form of CPR that is actually more successful in saving lives than mouth-to-mouth CPR.

I mean.... I wouldn't want to take a chance at having someone throw up in my mouth while I give them CPR or anything... xD

[I'm not of legal age so idk much about alcohol poisoning ;o]

[jerzikid187]

this video depressed me. im gonna go drink myself to death now. thanks howcast :'(

[PlaneVFootball]

Lol did anyone eles see her nipple Lolz.......

[007phycokiller]

@PlaneVFootball we all did :D



[IightDragon]

sighh alcoholic dad...

[gunsaremything]

This has been me for 3 years im 18

[Driablo31]

You KNOW there's gotta be someone somewhere jerking it to this video.

[stewy7278]

The chick with a blue shirt needs a better bra...

[IsntPerfect]

Easier version:

Items needed:

Phone

Step 1: dial for emergency help

[Egahm23]

step 1: dont rape her (perverts)

[Glockenator]

Here's an option. JUST DON'T DRINK

[tbdmAsshy]

you will need: a doctor

[mrbeerjones]

I have watched alot of these Howcast videos. They are funny! Are these videos just a big joke?!! Or are these for real?

[leftyqwerty123]

Just perfect video on Valintines day lol

[Lighxx]

My sister died from this. It's not a fucking joke

[ikwashetniet25]

or just party on

[katihammon]

i love that this was uploaded on valentines day.

[flyketo]

she had no bra :D

[savakucherin]

1:37 nipples!!

[TheNicoleProductionz]

1:16 hahaha i would laugh if she threw up on her! xD

[TheNicoleProductionz]

dont drink.....

[amalgamation25]

nice tits

[Overgroundpo]

id rape her xD

[pugpuddles]

i bet that girl was sleeping during the video

[Shockerz1000]

Oh no, I am poison help me!

[nathancapman]

ABCs

[MrJTerra13]

nips at 1:39

[HugeDeal]

HANGOVERS - God's Way Of Saying "you kicked ass last night"

[dellsucksass]

have another drink...

[spilot14]

If alcohol is so bad and gay, why you drink it? niggers

Btw, those boobs at 1:01 & 1:36 are awesome.

[byronlee991017]

step 1 dont drink alchohol

[Mrlilgav]

Dont watch this video for how to do CPR, lol

[ThatNakedGuy1]

Step 1: Rape her.

[Mrlilgav]

or you can just wait it out like I did. Its one hell of a day, but it saves you money of the hospital and stuff.

[Annergize]

Blonde doesn't suit that actress.

[DonkeyFuck]

press 9 for breast bumpin

[sgarcia1309]

People who can actually hold their liquor and drink an outrageous amount can get alcohol poisoning because there body won't be able to process all of the alcohol that it has already consumed. eventually it may affect ur brain so much as well that it will forget to do basic things like breathe.

[Storm1337]

i think it's cool because i'm 13.

[AlyWallyCobainy]

thats me last friday

[Topthai23]

they just drunk lol my buddy shit himself last new year

[mcgillv]

0:08 - "FUCK!"

[jflasssh]

I dont understand alcohol poisoning, if I drink much I puke or passout, how can I get an alcohol poisoning then?

[Bazingannie]

@RandomAldoPipson there is a difference between getting drunk, wasted and alcohol poisoning.. you can get on a coma for alcohol poisoning and theres a chance you can die too..

[vintimv001]

1:34 what a turn on!!

[grodenbarg]

also known as being "DEAD DRUNK". X(

[Danicool2007]

If i did this to a girl? She would report me to the police.

[U3bElive]

I just looking at the breast ^^

[breakingthisdown]

<_< Absinthe is allowed in the US?

[forrest751]

How to Hand;e Alcohol Poisoning 1: DONT FUCKING DRINK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

[peaceluvcats]

wtf is alcohol poisining? i thought ppl just get drunk and pass put (im not at leagal age yet so i wouldnt know)

[anyways345]

@peaceluvcats alcohol poisining is when there's too much alcohol in one's blood, it can lead to a coma or even death

[Ffojt]

@peaceluvcats Serious question? Alcohol is a poison to the body, and when consumed the body starts to break the alcohol down into safer chemicals. If you have alcohol poisoning you have consumed so much alcohol your body can't process it and your alcohol levels become to high...

[MaRaTheMeyvn]

@peaceluvcats When one gets an alcohol poisoning, his blood contains a really huge amount of alcohol, which may hamstring his lungs, stop his heart or cause him to suffocate to his own vomit.

[Boneballoon]

@peaceluvcats What i've heard. Alcohol poisoning is when parts of the brain starts to slow down and sometimes shut down, It dose that becous the body can must focuse all ist energy on "figthing" the alcohol. All the blood gose to the liver that figths the alcohl. This means the other parts of the body don't get anny blood.

I once got a alcohol poisoning in a verry young age. All i can remember was that i went blind and did't have anny sensory. But once i got sober it disepered.

[velebr3]

@peaceluvcats Poor you. I am not at legal age either, but I know veeery well. It's like when you throw up at least 10 times, you cannot stand at all. I once cut my hand on glass and I felt nothing. You can barely watch. It's ugly experience but luckily you wont remember a lot of things. Not recommended. xD Drink beer and do not drink anything that has over 30% of alcohol (I usually drink something around 40%). But I still recommend beer for newbies. xD

[Torchic956]

@peaceluvcats Well, people DO get drunk and pass out, but if they drink too much(Around a liter and a half) They can be Poisoned.

[MyPinky2003]

@peaceluvcats its when you drink a large amount of alcohol that your body cant handel and you risk coma or death

[peaceluvcats]

@MyPinky2003 ooooooooooooooooo ok

[megaman12521]

@peaceluvcats if you drink too much, eventually you liver would give up (your liver helps process a short amount of alcohol every hour) so if you drink to much or an excessive drinker, you can end up with a bad liver and the fact your liver contains poisons and...

ya know what... go google it... why use a computer when you don't use it for tons of informations in a click of a button?

[SceneQueen19921]

@peaceluvcats when you are too intoxicated so you pass out.

[WaffleBrother]

This was me on new years eve 2011

...ahhh...what a night :)

[laurenatorness]

@WaffleBrother New years eve 2011 hasn't happened yet.

[floridasrc407]

@laurenatorness i guess he was pretty fucked up then....

[kubathecool1]

you will need:

1.Chainsaw

Just Don't drink if they do get chainsaw and smash the bottels

[jimeronimo]

Should ALWAYS Check the airway first and then do a finger sweep of their throat. Careful not to push anything there further down. All the posturing in the world still won't help if they have a chicken bone in their throat! 

[burnout271990]

Cleavage much?

[iDogtag]

'twas meant as a joke to be honest...

[firelordzuko100]

probabition created the mob thanks alot people who think acolhole is bad

[iDogtag]

Prohibition began in the US in 1920? How have they gone 91 years with no alcohol. Those poor buggers.

[firelordzuko100]

@iDogtag it was cancalled like in less than a decade

[firelordzuko100]

@iDogtag ps people drank more when proabition was active

[crateor]

BOOBIES!!!!

[totetoBT]

Today in my country St. Trifun, patron of winemakers. So we all drink tonight. This will come handy today :D

[HodgyElite]

Lightweight 

[TimbeMovies]

first one who watched this :D