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  • I must admit being a true geordie who was born in spitting distance of the tyne i thought this was hilarious Gaaan canny hinnie

  • I think he was saying "Ambavan" meaning Roman Abramovich - obviously mixig the clubs up too

  • "We need a new owner, we need someone now like that Arab man who's down at Man City!"

  • Burger munchin inbred  haha

  • i understood everything he sed

  • what?

  • Whoever says Geordie people are scum, are scum themselves, they don't know everyone from up north

    They are probably posh ponces saying that anyway.

    Must say, Geordie Shore put us to shame

  • @MissIrishBelle YES!! geordie shore was a really bad kind of image to put on geordies. a agree with u, all me mates thought it was like the best thing eva but i couldnt get away eith it like :L

  • @lamylala6 They made us look like slags and man-whores, honestly. You don't famous that way ( not the right way anyway). My friend from Chelsea thought it was great but her friends got the impression we are all like that

  • im a geordie i dont sound like this scum...just saying.

  • @avrilkidda123 Yeah well no one asked so shut the fuck up you little cunt.

  • that isnt a classic Geordie i know because i am a Geordie so shit like this and Geordie show are all fucking fakers but aye like son get in there :P

  • i love how sunderland fans try to suggest we dont make sense, yet they are from more or less the exact same area, and make just as little sense as us geordies, penniwell scum

  • @TheTonzzzz mate in now way are we similar with those cretins on the shitty side of the tyne, and we certainly dont sound like the fuckers!!! SMB!!!!

  • @TheTonzzzz Its really the same kinda slang and accent. Its only 12 miles away im all for football rivalry and fun but i think fans on bothsides take it a bit to far with calling each other scum and that kind of thing. When seriously mackems and geordies are the same people from the same area of england and they have both been there for hundreds of years.

  • @sclark32003 you dont undertstand, they have sex in the family, we dont. they more a less have there own language, they have a pennywell...

    need i go on?

    they really are the scum of the north east if im honest, you heard about the boro pedo ring yeah? sunderlands on a whole different level

  • @rbnufc90 Im a mackem idk about geordies having sex in the family. I have had foreign friends over and they can't tell a difference between the way geordies and mackems talk its the same slang mostly. I have met some pretty nice geordies thought there are alot of retarded geordies. Lets be honest Geordies and Mackems sounds almost just alike no point arguing about that.

  • they need a colin (neil warnock) someone to go off at 'em like they have down at man city?

  • hahahahahahahahaha

  • hahahahahhhahahahahahaha what the fuck did he say, something about Man City but thats about all i understood. Geordie inbred sister shagger. FTM

  • @colinrobson1978 mackem thats all i need to say

  • lol I'm a geordie and he's no classic Geordie, hes Mr Newcastle. he has freedom of the city :)

  • /watch?v=btUz-bHHVyI

  • Translation: "We need a new owner, we need somebody like that Arab man on, what, surrounds down in Man City. [sic]"

  • Is it me or whenever theres a crisis at the toon tv crews "happen" to find the thickest looking bugga they can find and broadcast them!!!! its always the same! mind its the same with sunderland aswell!

  • turned into chinese towards the end there...

  • MY HERO...........SMB

  • all makems are fucking spackers. yous think yous are a betta club than the toon. we have 22 points, you have 10, and just to remind you thick cunts that we took 3 of them off yous at your own ground. there is only 1 set of fans deluded nd its not the geordies. fucking mongs

  • hahaha laughing stock typical Geordie inbreds cant even speak fucking english!

  • @jonnyftm92

    I say old chap, inbreds may be, however I'll have you know the Northumbrian dialect was spoken a thousand years before modern English!

  • @northman585 yeah and look how smart this little tit has become using your northumbrian dialect probably on the dole with no future hahaha

  • @northman585 Yes and the Northumbrian accent influenced the Scottish accent and not the other way round as most people believe.

  • @jonnyftm92 fuck off wanker

  • @burnzy1986 embarrassed bitter inbred? thought so.

  • @jonnyftm92 mackems are the inbreds and daft cunts like you.

  • has that man speaking got elastic bands round his cock

  • ...what?

  • Geddin son!

  • HAHA, typical geordie, scruffy fucking retard! FTM

  • @craigm06 aye mate, owt ya say, shame he follows a team in 4th place and you follow a team in 17th ya fucking gifted fucker!!!

  • @ecopunk66 yeah mate, cos we are really far into the season arent we? NO! u thick cunt, if my calculations are correct sunderland have finished in a better position for the last 3 years, and its gonna be the same this year. You scumbags may have got off to a good start this season but your getting carried away, yaz r deluded fuckers man, cant accept that sunderland are the better club now.

  • @craigm06 Now now then mister makem boy, temper temper!!!! Deluded in what way?, what are my expectations for this season then?, you tell me you gifted fucker, you tell me............................­...the stage is yours einstein......................­................Take some extra money to your next home game, the cheesy chips have gone up to £1.10......................Sun­derlands a massive club!!!

  • @craigm06

    I think the only 'delusion' here is that you think you're somehow going to turn your season around now :)

  • @craigm06 nooo just no :)

  • Hit the nail on the head of the typical average geordie.

  • @middd2009 how do you know?

  • @discocreator76 because 10 of them work for me

  • @middd2009 LOL!!! If they are that lazy, why did you employ 10 of them?!!! STUPID LYING CUNT!

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  • @middd2009 no

  • WILL PEOPLE STOP TAKING THE FUCKING PISS OUTTA THIS GEORDIE BLOKE...IM A FUCKING GEORDIE TOO YANA AND IT SICKENS ME TO SEE OTHER PRICKS FROM OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD TREATING US LIKE SHIT WHEN THEY DONT KNOW HOW MINT IT IS TO BE A GEORDIE....GROW UP AND GET A LIFE.......IVE SEEN THIS BLOKE BEFORE AND HE IS CANNY AS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

  • @youngelvisnightowls

    Nice One Mate Ye Tell Them Am A Georide Two !! :)

  • @FIFACommuunity i havent spoke to em or out but av seen em round toon lol its mint to be a geordie haha i hate the southern pricks who pictrure us as smackheaded,binge drinking,having sex with anyone,drinking til ya throw up dick heads.....we actually arent like that......we should know we are both geordies haha

  • @youngelvisnightowls

    HaHa Yi Mate :) Us Geordies Are Tank Man :) <3

  • @FIFACommuunity well am not tank....im fkn skinny as out....the army cant provide me with a uniform coz am too wirey...i gotta run around the shower to get wet haha

  • @youngelvisnightowls GAN ON YOUNGIN YE TELL THIM

  • @youngelvisnightowls GAN ON YOUNGIN YE TELL THE BUGGERS !!!

  • @MMACORE- haha mate our club is a joke but thats not our fault, we still still get plenty more fans then you we turn up sing our hearts out, its got to the stage where the result is a bonus the newcastle fans go away for a good day out and a piss up. i remember being 4-0 down away to fucking stoke last season and we were singing our hearts out in the end the stoke fans clapped us out the ground.

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  • LOVE how the Mags have turned this into S'land VS Newcastle..... this video is of a thick Geordie nowt else.

  • Typical easy journalism picking the thick mental squeaky voiced moron to speak for thousands of normal fans

  • we need someone like That anam man thats in man city

  • Forget the past. The Future is all that matters!  F.T.M

  • Damn, all Geordies aren't like this guy! He puts us to shame :(

  • DELUDED GEORDIES .DON,T YOU JUST LOVE THEM....THICK CUNTS HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Haha, thick geordie c**t

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  • he stood outside newcastle university to fund that guy, he's apparently the head teacher over there. FTM - TABLE DONT LIE

  • Typo: *7 years ago*

  • Hahaha GUMP! Gotta love people with extreme accents!

  • What he's saying is:

    We need a new owner, like that Arab man down man city.

    For those who can't make it out

  • Forever in the Mackems shadow! Sunderland the sixth most successful in English football. Read links but I guess you cunts cant read!

    Newcastle = small club big shity city

  • @hellbent1984 6th most succesful then eh

    all time premier league table:newcastle 8th, sunderland 18th

  • @toonarmy4ever1021 Football began before the Premier League. 

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  • @BackFromNowere shhhhhhh, thats not the point ,were still a bigger club

  • FTM

  • @bluemoonrising26 ooooooooohh get her! you girls are so bitchy. try harder next time darling.

  • @bluemoonrising26 by the way what's it like living in Manchester United's shadow? You could spend a billion more and not come anywhere near what they have won!!!!!! ha ha you're not fit to suck their cocks.

  • @bluemoonrising26 Hahahhaah your a Man City fan? Your not even the biggest club in your own fucking city. Move on you glory-hunting armchair fan.

  • @BackFromNowere

    Firstly, learn to spell you stupid fuck.

    Second, who gives a shit if Man United are bigger than us? Along with Madrid, they're the biggest club in the world, yes. I don't find it too hard to accept that. I support ONLY City.

    Third, I've been a season-ticket holder since 2000, despite moving around the North of the country after leaving University. I'm now a resident of Skelmersdale. You should come to a game with me one day.

    You are a done nothing, good for nothing club.

  • @bluemoonrising26 What did i spell incorrectly you ignorant wanker. Exactly. Your talking about Newcastle apparently being bigger than us and im saying thats very ironic coming from a City fan. Well Done. I prefer to support my team than a club ruining football with their stupid mentality to buy success.

    Haha done nothing? weve won 6 league championships, which is more than City and Newcastle. And we were in the top flight for 60 years Learn your stuff before you go spouting off utter rubbish.

  • @BackFromNowere

    You spelt "you're" wrong you inept clown. 3 of your League Titles were in the 19th Century, and only one after the 1st World War. It's not ironic that I'm saying Newcastle are bigger, I was pointing out that you have won less than Newcastle, have a smaller ground and fanbase and are generally seen as smaller, yet despite this you are mouthing off having finished 10th - a massive 2 places and 1 point above them, having already been slaughtered 5-1 away. Us Blues wouldn't do that.

  • @bluemoonrising26 Climb down off that high-horse you are on you arrogant idiot. Your point is? We have won more titles than you and Newcastle therefore are more successful. The ground is smaller by 3,000 seats so that really is a stupid point. And generally seen as smaller by who exactly? Newcastle fans? We have finished above Newcastle now for the 3rd successive season. Which means we are better than them over 38 games. So what if they trounced us? That was only 1 game.

  • @BackFromNowere

    Newcastle had a higher average attendance when they were in the Championship (your ground was 20% empty, too). You can keep saying you've won more titles, but who's bigger out of, say, Fulham and Luton? One of them has never won anything, one has won at least A trophy. Which is which? It is irrelevant to say titles won during the reign of Queen Victoria are worth as much as trophies won in the last 4/5 decades, or as much as European Trophies - something you have NEVER won.

  • @bluemoonrising26 So?There average attendance this year was 46 i think ours was 40 But theyve a bigger city. And that statement is incorrect it was about 16% if your gunna go on about facts. Cup competitions are good but League Titles make you successful we have won more than you and Newcastle so are more succesful. Whats hard to understand about that? And so youve won a 3rd rate European Trophy? Nottingham Forest have won 2 European Cups to Arsenals 0. Does that mean they are a bigger club?

  • @BackFromNowere

    Firstly, Sunderland (280,000 people) is a bigger city than Newcastle (277,000), if only marginally. As for Forest and Arsenal? See my point about Luton (5th tier) and Fulham (1st tier). I was making THE SAME POINT as you now are. There is more to being a big club than winning a specific trophy, or all trophies, for that matter. I also like the fact you refer to the European Cup Winners Cup as a 3rd rate trophy. I highly doubt you would be saying that if you'd won it.

  • @bluemoonrising26 Firstly Tyneside (879,000) is bigger than Wearside (300,000) no you said trophies count more than league titles when this is clearly untrue. Exactly. So your words "There is more to being a big club than winning a specific trophy" how do you work out Newcastle are bigger than us? And yes could you give me the name of the team you beat in the Final without researching it? And its a contradiction in itself because you never won the European Cup so how can you compete as a winner?

  • @BackFromNowere

    1. Tyneside and Wearside are not Newcastle and Sunderland.

    2. We beat Gornik Zabreze (that doesn't look like the correct spelling?)

    3. The score was 2-1.

    4. The European Cup Winners Cup was for the most recent winners of domestic cups around Europe you tool.

    5. Spurs, Everton, West Ham, Aberdeen, Rangers and even Arsenal (I think), have all won it.

    6. Newcastle are a bigger club. Leeds, for instance, have won relatively few trophies for a 'big club' - they still are one.

  • @bluemoonrising26 1- No shit. But thats were the support comes from and so NCL are bound to have a few more supporters.

    2- That massive club.

    3- ..

    4- Exactly so you were competing against other shit teams that had won their domestic cups? Not the cream of Europe

    5- Right. Its still the 3rd biggest European Competition after the European Cup and the Uefa Cup.

    6- Could you explain how Newcastle are a bigger club then? Again Leeds are a big club in your opinion. What constitutes a big club then?

  • @BackFromNowere

    1. Don't fucking plead to be called a big club then. I don't see Dagenham fans moaning that they have Arsenal and Spurs to compete with for support.

    2. Irrelevant. Porto beat Monaco in the European Cup Final 4 years ago. They're hardly Madrid or Man Utd.

    3. -

    4. Again, irrelevant.

    5. The UEFA Cup never existed you mong. There was the Fairs Cup and the ECW Cup, which were equal but had different rules for entry. They later merged into the UEFA Cup.

    6. Various things.

  • @bluemoonrising26 1- When did i say we were a big club you half-wit. You arrogantly and incorrectly stated without any decent facts or opinions that Newcastle were a bigger club and when i said explain you failed.

    2- That was in the Final of the Champions League the biggest tournament in Europe.

    4- Well you cant really value it as a European Cup. Its like driving a Skoda and saying its a Ferrari because its still a car.

    5- The UEFA Cup was still the UEFA Cup just with a different name you clown

  • @BackFromNowere

    1. "Bigger than NUFC" is what I meant. Nobody outside of Wearside thinks so.

    2. And?

    4. Oh, OK. Because you've made a shit analogy I now have to accept defeat on that point.

    5. No, it wasn't. The UEFA Cup was always the UEFA Cup, from its formation.The ECWC later merged with it.

    6. I guess it's how the majority of football fans perceive the club that counts most. NUFC are known world over for their appearances in Europe, the size/quality of their fanbase, etc. You're not.

  • @bluemoonrising26 1- Evidence for that? I could just aswell say nobody outside of Tyneside thinks NUFC are bigger then SAFC.

    2- It means there are playing in a higher level of competition than City were.

    4- No but you could try and be a bit less arrogant and take on what im saying rather than dismiss it straight away.

    5- The UEFA Cup game from the Fairs Cup. It was the same tournament just with different name of organiser.

    6- Yet again this is rubbish. Ive spoken to Chelsea Arsenal United etc..

  • @bluemoonrising26 .... fans and they all say that we are just as big. And that isnt even a benchmark anyway. So because a few other teams say your bigger it means your bigger? Not true. The media have a constant wankfest over NUFC because Newcastle is a bigger and better city. Therefore Newcastle gets more coverage and so believed to be a bigger club. Over the world? Doubt it theyve been in Europe 3 times. Size of their fanbase is 6k above us, which is nothing really. Quality? They sack their

  • @bluemoonrising26 Managers if they have 3 or 4 poor games such as Allardyce Bobby Robson and Hughton. Thats real great fans isnt it? Newcastle fans are good ill admit as a Sunderland fan but there no better than anyone else.

  • @bluemoonrising26 And how long have you supported Man City? Where were you when you were shit?

    Sunderland have made huge progress in the last few years, and finished mid table which was the aim at the start of the season. Huge progression was made to push on for a top 6/7 finish, but unfortunately, a large amount of injuries halted progress.

    NUFC are a joke of a club. Run by someone who wants to sell, the fans hate him. Saying they are a 'big' club because of history is silly. Leeds anyone?

  • @OsKSniping

    Well put it this way, they weren't a top-tier club when I first started going to watch them. I've also seen them in the 3rd tier. The point about Leeds (pretty much the same size as Newcastle) means nothing, as they too are bigger than Sunderland.

  • @bluemoonrising26 leeds bigger in the sense that they are better supported? (er... nope) more successful? (er... nope) bigger stadium? (er... nope) ... newcastle are probably a bigger club than us, JUST. leeds?! no fucking contest there pal. them being in a bigger city than sunderland is pretty naff logic, cardiff a bigger club than sunderland like? how about hull? plymouth argyle perhaps?

  • @hogalog

    Manchester City > SAFC

    Newcastle United > SAFC

    Leeds United > SAFC

    The only place I mentioned the size of the city was to say that Sunderland is marginally bigger than Newcastle, yet they have consistently had much bigger crowds than you (even when in the Championship) and are generally a better supported team.

  • @bluemoonrising26 aye but population of the actual tyneside conurbation (of which "newcastle" is only a little part) is about 3 or 4 x what that of sunderland is. the fact you claim leeds as bigger than sunderland shows you up as a mong. on what point are leeds a bigger club than us?

  • @bluemoonrising26 6- Name these "Various Things"

  • @bluemoonrising26 Still took 3 points of you this season. And as far as stadiums go, well at least ours is bigger. Man City, always and forever will be in Man United's shadow.

  • @WayneFTM

    And? Old Trafford is bigger, but it's still a fucking dump. Likewise your ground.

    I don't know what you're talking about either, my point was more about the fact you both finished in mid-table mediocrity, so you hardly have much to shout about.

  • @bluemoonrising26 I don't agree with calling Old Trafford a dump. And Sunderland's aim this season was to finish in the top ten, which we did? Who knows, the last three months with all the injurys we had we could have finished higher.

  • @bluemoonrising26

    Old Trafford really is a dump. It's big, yeah, and worth visiting, but it's a shithole.

  • @bluemoonrising26 u mad brah? it's just a game

  • @bluemoonrising26 thanks for the 3 points at home last season, has tevez come out of brambles back pocket yet?

  • @SafcJordan19

    I think he popped out for a bit to collect the FA Cup, but did the honourable thing and returned to Winston-Bogarde-Lite's pocket.

  • @bluemoonrising26 Hows it feel to not even be the biggest club in your own city. Glory Glory Man United!

  • @BackFromNowere

    Meh. We're still a very big club anyway, so why cry over Man United?

  • @bluemoonrising26 Very rich yes. Not that big. 

  • @bluemoonrising26 are you fuck. you're a completely average club with an owner who has more money than sense.

  • @FriedGold90

    I am intrigued by your theories and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • @FriedGold90 they won the cup and are in the champions league. im afraid that is big

  • @RandomHero1210 one successful season does not equal big club. they are no bigger than villa, everton, spurs. it will take years of success before they are considered a big club. point still stands, 'bluemoonrising26's comment is filled with hypocritical bullshit - especially his last paragraph which could word for word be applied to MCFC.

  • @bluemoonrising26

    would never happen though because Man U are way better than you

  • @bluemoonrising26 Stop kissing arse you stupid cunt. Spent over £400m and you still can't fill your fucking ground. What I will say for both Newcastle and Sunderland fans is that if we'd had half the backing you had we'd be queuing up for tickets,so fuck off.

  • @05amiller

    Fuck you, we do fill our ground you silly cunt. Your ground is bigger than ours and we still averaged 6,000 more than you last season. We've always been well supported, that's why we averaged 30,000 fans in the 3rd Division when we were in the shit. Whenever Sunderland drop out of the Premier League their attendances drop by more than half, daft twat.

  • the only words i can make out are man city

  • that is not Geordie. That's the new "cool" made up chav "Geordie". It's awful.

  • What do you expect Geordies are all inbred retards who biggest achivement in the last 100 years was beating Sunderland 5-1.

  • @hellbent1984 ahem you sir are a retard...pull that cok out your arse please :)

  • @hellbent1984 ur a fuckin arsehole u

  • @hellbent1984 am guessing ur a southern fool with plumbs on ya gums???

  • @hellbent1984 plus beating not allowing you inbreds beating for 28 years at your home ground and beating you 4-1 before you got relegated that season lol Manu 5-0, Aston Villa 6-0 this season. coming back from 4-0 down I could go on and on. But I don't want to upset you that much actually ft lets keep going Chelsea 3-1, Wolves 4-1. Liverpool 3-1 Been above you this season wot do Mackems say the table never lies have a look going on have a look prick!!!!

  • @hellbent1984 ok.....we're a bigger club than you are and always will be......we've won more cups.....got the best comeback ever.......beat man u 5-0......beat you 4-1 in al.....and we dont burgle the house across the road every tuesday night

  • @toonarmy4ever1021 sunderland 10th

    newcastle 12th

    har har har

  • @SafcJordan19 so thats such big achievment eh, 10th

  • @toonarmy4ever1021 more of an achievement than 12th

  • @hurricaneUK oooo wow, 1 more point than a newly promoted club with no decent strikers, sunderland do achieve a lot

  • @toonarmy4ever1021 shove all your cups up in your ass

  • i totally agree

  • we need a new owner, we need somebody likarr, that other man ohwrehgtkjergfuwygfskjdhssdjhg­f Man City! :D

  • haha see him all time in town with his carrier bag of drink

  • words of profound wisdom

  • @shakin2009 agreed

  • english?

  • haha get in son, geordies forever.. but hes a laugh!

  • possibly the worst geordie ive ever seen in my life, and i am one.

  • Yessa eeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr sacks of sweet

  • Needanournerlakedaovurmanwhogo­gone'a Man City - Gets me everytime:') xD

  • HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAH

  • i myself am a geordie, and to be honest, we are legends

  • @annamcclenxxxx fkn rights we are

  • That man is a fact machine

  • I will speek as a great geordie I was propper shocked like no one understand geordie like propper shocking like

  • The second guy, was a imbred possibly a Mackem. Me & my friend were ignoring the whole time, that we were @ SJP. The last guy who is good looking is me :) Seriously.

  • @Zorolord Think you might mean "an inbred", I find it so funny when people make fools out of themselves, whilst trying to mock others.

  • @Stevosafc failed :(

  • @Zorolord I fail to see how I failed, please enlighten me.

  • @Stevosafc no I failed couldn't even spell inbred correctly, like you said on your previous comment. So I made a double fool of myself :(

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  • im proud to be a geordie !!! lol

  • is he on drugs? lol. i wish i had that accent

  • ok that's not even english anymore

  • ehem....5-1

  • All i got was someone who's go mafahhhgahaa Man City

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    WHAT A GEORDIE SCUMBAG SCRUFF

  • ok COME ON EVERYBODY TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ME HAWAY THEN!!!!!im a geordie too ya na so haway give me al ya insults coz once ya diss one geordie ya dissing them al.haway coz anyone who disses a geordie are complete arseholes!!!!!

  • @youngelvisnightowls Geordies are twats.

  • @edsyers are we fuck

  • @edsyers where are you from like you silly little freak

  • @edsyers so is your mam

  • @youngelvisnightowls Calm down there big lad.

  • @Stevosafc ahem when it comes to people taking the piss out of geordies no

  • @youngelvisnightowls nar like lol

  • @Stevosafc not when ppl insult geordies then nah

  • its the Scots talking like the Geordies yer smart arse, if you hadn't noticed they are speaking "English" and not "Scottish".

    Also all the Scots and Geordie slang talk is in fact 100% Anglo-Saxon in origin so your wrong on both counts.

    The Geordie accent is of Anglo-Saxon antiquity and is a by product of when we used to speak old English which would sound today more like Danish with a hint of German.

  • thats a scouser doing a piss take of a geordie accent a can hear it a mile off, a can do a canny scouse accent meself.