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  • I hate Twilight but I love this. If Twilight was more like this, I would so have loved it XD

  • in that verjion i dont have to fall in love whit the babe :)))

  • @dammyteo best line ever!!!

  • hey whos that making out with bella?

    XD

  • "HA! IN YOUR FACE!"

    OMG LMFAO

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  • It shouldn't have started in the first place.

  • Ha!!! IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!

  • how come, when I see stare-offs (even in cartoons), that my eyes start to itch and I have the urge to blink..??

  • In theyeh version I don't hav to fall in love with a baby...

    IT'S TRUE

  • it shouldn't of started

  • man its helarously funny thought am a huge fan of twilight but i love it :)

  • if they don't need to breath then they don't need to blink either lol

  • @tossoutthewindow True.. however they do as a habbit :3 well.. well no.. no.. they don't have to you are right xD

  • he should have sparkled..

  • PLEASE TELL MI WHAT THAT MUSIC IS

  • Sautéed!!!!

  • This would've made for such a better ending

  • IN YO FACE

  • LMAO

  • It is TOO easy to make jokes about Twilight!! XD

  • The funny part is like 99% of the likes are twilight fans

  • Do vampires blink?

    Do they shower?

  • darnit i blinked before them. (good thing they didn't see)

  • In ya face!!!

  • IN YO FACE!!!!!!!!

  • I stared with them LOL :D

  • SO FUNNY!!! :D

  • lazy animation

  • @DannehLeask Just like the movie!^^

  • Haha!! Now Jacob isn't a pedophile anymore!! Thnx hishe

  • What does Jacob mean he doesn't have to fall in love with a baby?

  • @xoxKatieBaileyxox Apparently he falls in love with the demon spawn of Edward and Bella... I don't know. I only watched the first one, but my bff is a huge fan of the books AND the fucking movies... Completely disgusting!

  • VAMPIRE STAIRING CONTEST

  • I loled right after he raised his eyebrows

  • The video stopped to buffer right when it started XD

  • And so

    Buffy staked Edward

    The End

  • Ha, lol

  • you better hold on tight spider monkey

  • Sparkling powers. ACTIVATE!!

  • I love this video I would win though!

  • still a better video than Twilight!

  • Like this if you did the staring as well... and beat them(;

  • I beat Edward XD

  • Is the guy who looks like lil Wayne supposed to be Jacob?

  • LOVE! :D

  • Lol @ all the vampire 'facts'. Vampires haven't been vampires since... Nosferatu. I prefer the vampires in D&D where they're basically more advanced zombies.

    'Back in my day, vampires were cursed by God to walk the earth forever.' Easy, grandpa, Jesus for Sundays.

  • but this is how twilight actually ended, right?

  • Next up, a staring contest with Chuck Noris. Any volunteers. (Everyone runs away) Ow shit. 

  • well actually Edward could have read jasper's mind, so he didn't need to blink or turn around. also the vampires don't need to blink or even to breath because technically they are dead so a staring contest could go on forever because they wouldn't get tired either. The staring contest would end when they got too thirsty.

  • I love Twilight and still found this funny :)

  • vamps dont blink lol

    

  • The main problem with Twilight is that a love triangle with no sex is just plain obtuse.

  • @grfrjiglstan she has sex with jacap i think in the thired movie, and edword was ok with it, and in the one out now edword and bella finlay have sex.

  • @brint3453 no she didnt have any *** before she married edward

  • @TheLegendOfAshar no she did have sex before geting maried, to jacap, ask anyone she totaly banged that warwolf.

  • @brint3453 I dont know what your definition of sex is but they only kissed he just laid next to her to keep her warm and edward was there the whole time

  • ....Suddenly some hot Vampire babes try tu seduce Jasper n Edward.. how long could this take?

  • You are now blinking manually.

  • I JUST FOLLOWED THEM :D I WIN WITH JASPER!

  • LOL

  • Technically...Twilight vampires don't have to blink. Just sayin',

  • I laughed but I didn't blink so I won

  • lol as if bella can get someone better than edward. and why are they strugglin to keep there eyes open. lmao at jasper "HA in ya face!"

  • couldn't Edward have just mind read his way out of this...?

  • @TheCrocusBeatle jasper could have made him feel desprate to look

  • like if you tried to not blink the whole time

  • it should' HAVE BEGUN

  • YES god damnit! we ARE sick of Twilight.

  • 0:55 took at that sexy 10 pack

  • I love HISHE's version of the Twilight cast so much. Probably cuz they have actual personalities.

  • O________O

    Jacob was Herbert the Pervert. THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

  • lol jacob kinda sounds like old greg

  • who the fuck is Kiddo ?

  • Spoilers, AAARG!

  • this movie shouldnt have even begun

  • Some ones making out with Bella. WHAT WHERE!!! In your face! Poor choice of words,

  • i didn't blink throughout the whole twilight movie...

    Yeah that's right...

    I fell asleep right when it started :D

  • U fag yes it rulz

  • Twilight should not hav ever been writen

  • I didn't blink at all throughout the video.

    Oh yeah. :)

    My eyes sting now....

  • haha! I Beat Jasper at the staring contest! ha!

  • How Twilight Should Have Ended-

    Really Awful Film Makers Present...  Twilight

    I'd never given much thought to how I woul- THE END!

  • I kinda participated in the blinking contest by trying not to blink...

  • it should have never begin...

  • And then a weeping angel came out of no where a killed Edward. Jasper stayed alive... because he didn't blink...The End

  • @BrithishIsBetter639 minecraft mod reference ftw

  • @bobthemanlybob

    Actually it was a Doctor Who reference, but whatever. Watch it if you haven't.

  • @BrithishIsBetter639 TEAM WEEPING ANGEL!

  • @PaleoRAS

    I know right. :)

  • @BrithishIsBetter639 hell yeah

  • @BrithishIsBetter639 well to be fair the Doctor DID say, "Blink, and your dead."

  • Jasper FTW!

  • sucker

    

  • "A bonus video made in reference to all the uncomfortable pauses/staring that happens in the movie."

    Amen! It gets worse in every single movie! :O

  • Jasper wins!

  • HA IN YOUR FACE ! xD

  • twilght shouldnt even have started to have an end.

  • edward vs lugosi

  • this clip was better thin the movie

  • JACOB DOESNT FALL IN LOVE WITH A BABY! THANK YOU HISEHE!

  • BUFFERING! it's not fair lol

  • edward is so obseste with bella

  • i kept my eyes open longer than both... can someone get me a tissue my eyes are tearing like crazy :"D

  • @MsBridgeMusic *hands tissue*

  • @roqueofspades haha thanks ;)

  • I WON!!!!!!!!!

  • that was such a racist ad

  • that was almost as stupid as the real thing!

  • tampons make better vampires then edward cullen

  • Anyone else think the cartoon Edward looks kinda like Ryan from the old show Whose Line is it Anyway?

  • IN TWILIGHT JASPER NEVER BLINKS

  • at around 0:32 a suddenly appearing trollface woulda been nice

  • HA IN YA FACE!

  • I won.

  • I'm surprised they aren't partners yet

  • in there version i dont have to fall in love with a baby

    ROFL

  • bella is a wannabe monster who should get a life and not throw herself on the first monster she meets just for immortality she is so fickle lets see guy who glitters six pack abbs i think every girl would go with six pack abbs thumbs up if u agree

  • 165 People blinked

  • yeah i liked ^^

    Jaspeeeeeeeeer ♥

  • how twilight should of ended is that it should of never existed.

  • I blink just watching them :P

  • thumbs up if you still haven't blinked

  • I still haven't blinked...

  • @kri5ti32 yea me too... lol

  • ha in your face

  • As soon as they said 'BEGIN'... I blinked... :p

  • I click on this only to realize before it even before it loads... WAIT VAMPIRES IN THIS STUPID BOOK DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BLINK! WHAT IS THA POINT O.O

  • It shouldnt have started.

  • I won!!!!

  • Whenever i see a staring contest I always take part :D

  • the zombies are here....

  • why am i extreamly turned on by cartoon jacob O.O

  • Thumbs up if you didn't blink :)

  • "HA! IN YA FACE!!"

  • lolz thubs up if you kept your eyes open 2 =p

  • Looking at something that barely moves or changes has never been so entertaining..

  • who else played with them (thats what she said ha beat you to it)

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! AMAAAAAAAAAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIIIING­!!!

    

  • E6DeltaGirl Don't... Just... Don't... You'd thank me if you understood...

  • it shouldn't have begun in the first place...

  • I find it funny that I had a compeling urge not to blink while watching this.

  • I love how Jasper says "In your face!" :)

  • FAIL vampires never have to blink Never! lol

  • tehe

  • Omg... do these movies really suck that bad? I haven't seen any of them, but I'm so tempted to watch them just to be able to understand what all the fuss is about >_<

  • @E6DeltaGirl

    watch Blade instead

  • @E6DeltaGirl They arn't bad, But they arn't AMAZING!!!! Like the fangirls say. I like Twilight but this fangirl crap is really annoying.

  • @E6DeltaGirl the first one i admit could have been better lol but the rest are really good

  • yeah the baby part... gross-...

  • XD "CHECK OUT MY BAZILLION AB MUSCLES!"

  • yeah that had to happen cuz vampires dont blink

  • damit i blinked

  • "In their version, I don't have to fall in love with a baby" Best part, cause its true.

  • @fumflednik its not... Whatever you said its ' check out my brazilian abs'

  • funnnyyyy

  • my friend tried to tell me about breaking dawn and she said that Jacob imprinted on the baby and i was like he peed on the baby?!

  • to late, im already a vampire, lets go eat some people!!!!! lolz!!!

  • go jasp!!!

  • that was stupid

  • ''Hey, who's that dude making out with Bella?''

    (Its was Jacob!)

  • i WON!!!!

  • thumbs up for "my bazzilionare pack"

  • ha ha EPIC i still like TWILIGHT tho

  • I beat them both!

  • @justmaida team who gives a fuck?

  • lol saw starring contest then tryd not to blink threw whole thing easy:p and lol look over there trick usualy works. ps real vampires dont sparkle lol.

  • team Chuck Noris

  • I hate the movies, love the books. The movies SUCKED! So all u guy's *who haven't read it* I completely agree when u say u hate it. But the books are really good. It's not all mushy and akward.

  • @TheMegurl to be honest, to me they are mushy and awkward, my ex made me read them, and i highly disliked them. so i guess it depends on the person.

  • what if they both blink at the same time?

  • IN YO FACE!!!!!

  • i won :D

  • ahhh I blinked so many times! >.<