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  • [a quote from the video we all just watched]

  • And guess how old I am? Twenty-seven. You know what that makes me here? A fucking senior citizen.

  • Dana White.

  • "parents dont like the life you lead....fuck you mom & dad"

  • I WOULD LOVE TO LOOP THIS AUDIO AT THE UP-COMING

    PUBLIC SECTOR UNION STRIKES IN UK

    BUNCH OF CUSHY LAZY WHINING VACATION-TAKING CUNTS.

  • Your friends are shit!!

  • "Money isnt the key to happiness, but i rather cry in a ferrari than a gutter.."

  • Funny thing: Jim Young is also the name of an unseen character in the movie The Big Kahuna, starring Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito, and Peter Facinelli. Facinelli's character admires Jim Young for having 20-30 patents and being a deacon in his church until Larry (Kevin Spacey) tells him about what an idiot Jim Young really is.

  • @firestonegraywolf

    hard to kick a guy in the balls when your girlfried is on his dick.....

  • money isn't the root of all evil, the lack of money is......

  • @thesecondoracle Excellent point friend

  • And not only that whoever said that did not read their bible correctly,I believe The Bible said qoute"The LOVE of Money is the root of all Evil"

  • i remember the 1st time i seen this movie was a few years ago on showtime and i just had to look this scene up

  • The "fuckin' dumbass" line is a little non-believable. Under his breath, muttered, I'd buy. But spoken so loudly and clearly, with such a dead silence in the background? I really don't think anyone would say it that way, RIGHT as the boss walks in! The rest of this movie is great though. Excellent monolog by affleck.

  • @goldsmice I agree that is a bit far fetched

  • "The LOVE of money is the root of all evil." It's amazing how many people get that quote wrong.

  • lol he called him a shlepprock

  • i have a ridiculous house in the south park lol

  • Friends are shit...you tell them you made 25 thousand last month...they wont believe you...unfortunate but true..fuck those losers jealousy seeping through their pores

  • lame ...trying to be cool and he still sucks, i'd kick him in the balls

  • @firestonegraywolf

    You know what if your gunna hate go look at a hannah montana video or somthing

  • thats it skippy, pack your shit lets go! hahaha lmao

  • im straight but i got a boner with this guy lol

  • Guess old im?? 27, you know what maakes me here? A FCKING SENIOR CITIZEN

  • get me a job @ JT Marlin

  • Wannabe Glengarry Glen Ross! Youtube Alec Baldwin's scene and see how it's done.

  • That's it skippy. Pack your shit. Let's go!

  • i forgot how AWESOME this movie is!!

  • i like that part were he said fuck

  • "The guy could sell bubble gum in a lockjaw ward at Bellevue" lol

  • They couldn't get Baldwin so they cast this stoned-out, no talent hack? This guy & that Pattinson guy speak for the shit movies our generation spit out.

  • @6Shooter28 wow someones jealous

  • I'm... jealous? If you're going to attempt to insult me personally, altleast try harder than envy. Maybe you should say something about my mother.

  • Ben Affleck and Awesome have no business being mentioned in the same sentence. He's awful.

  • Nothing on Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross.

  • In hindsight, the guy who said "dumbass" was the smart one :)

  • "Okay, that's it." (leaves)

    lol the guy staring after him with his jaw on the ground

  • Ben Affleck is super awesome!

  • I'd have walked out of that meeting. The man has no morality.

  • Are you kidding me? You're the shelp rock! I would have kicked your ass out of there you obviously can't sell worth shit!

    Cause that my friend is pricelss!

  • fag

  • @blindtoad

    haha, loser.

  • Very Alec Baldwin-esque. Affleck's got and he's got it good but not as good.

    He's a helluva lot nicer than Baldwin was.

    Affleck version: fuckin do it if you want or don't do something else.

    Baldwin version: fuckin do it, you don't you're fucked for life.

  • Primerica! Woohoo!

  • doesnt work for me..

  • this scene is AWESOME

  • Fuck them. FUCK 'EM! lol

  • dmoney88, Ive been in commodities since 89 and this isnt anything like that. Stop pretending you know what your talking about. Boiler room yes, commodities um no

  • "That's it Skippy.. Pack your Shit" haha

  • Ben is great in this scene, though there was 20 too many f-words.

  • While it is a rip-off of Glengarry Glen Ross, I wouldn't exactly say it sucks ass...

    that being said, I agree....this doesn't come close to the original done by Alec Baldwin~

  • Its an homage, there's a diff.

  • Have you ever sold stock, commodities, vc? DOUBT IT...This is SPOT on, not trying to rip off Baldwin, it is SALES. Show sum respect

  • people please stop quoting random lines its pointless!!!

  • were not saving the fucking manates here...

  • "Anybody tells you money is the route of all evil doesn't fucking have any. They say money can't buy happiness look at the fucking smile on my face, EAR TO EAR BABY!"

  • @LoveMyCountryBumpkin Actually, a lot of people with money say money isn't happiness. A lot of people with money are depressed, lonely, and commit suicide.

  • @brazilfantoo theres a hell of a lot more people without money that commit suicide!

  • @Taken31300 I'm sorry if it's difficult for you to accept, but money is not happiness. Studies of lottery winners have shown that for the first few years of their lives they (the winners) are happier than they had been before they came into their money, but that eventually their sense of happiness plateaus back to the level it was at before they came into their fortune. A lot of rich people are actually lonely because their wealth isolates them and makes them suspicious of others' motives.

  • @brazilfantoo Isn't it such a conspiracy? A guy over here in NZ own a transport company called ritchies and apparently he's the most depressed person in new zealand.. I Just, don't understand. I guess money gets you what you want, Just not the people or things that won't let you have them.

  • @LJStorm Edie Sedgewick came from a family where money was no object ... and her father had molested her, two of her brothers killed themselves within a year of each other, and she herself was dead by age 28. If that's wealth-induced-happiness, then you can keep it, my friend.

  • @brazilfantoo Like I said, Just not the people or the things that won't let you have them. Meaning hear say this Edie Sedgewick with money could get her what she wants Just not the people that she lost. Which Is why I think the most depressed guy over here in NZ obviously wants something so priceless that he cannot weild therefore his ritchies bus business means nothing to him since he has lost something far more precious.

  • @LoveMyCountryBumpkin

    I actually think this is the one moment when Ben's character loses his ability to pitch with total confidence, and you can tell he's not being honest. And I'm not just trying to be sappy, he really doesn't say that line with the confidence of the rest of the speech.

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  • @LoveMyCountryBumpkin Probably one of my favorite line next to scarface's

  • Thats it skippy pack your shit lets go

  • This doesn't really make sense during this economic turmoil...!

  • yup, this is the business world, i like it.

  • The one time I thought Affleck was the man!!

  • C'mon let's go schleprock! OUT!

  • OMG I coudnt Stop Laughing reading the Discription

    MAdarchod, Bhenchod lol

  • Amazing movie.

    Anyone have a video of the part where Seth walks into the room for the first time and Vin turns around and simply says "Hey Kid. Get the fuck out!"? Epic scene, I want. Anyone have?

  • go buy the movie dumbass

  • I can't afford it, or I would.

  • I have a ridiculouse house

  • this is so lame compared to Glengarry Glen Ross

  • Always. Be. Copying. Always Be Copying.

  • FUCK THEM! FUCK'EM!!!

  • We dont hire brokers here. We train new ones.

  • I heart Disney.

  • "This firm is entirely comprised of people your age, not mine." Hmm, I think he meant to say "composed." Ever heard of Ben Younger? Exactly. He's the screen writer.

  • The definition of "comprised" is below. It contains the word "composed".

    1. to include or contain: The Soviet Union comprised several socialist republics.

    2. to consist of; be composed of: The advisory board comprises six members.

    3. to form or constitute: Seminars and lectures comprised the day's activities.

    —Idiom

    4. be comprised of, to consist of; be composed of: The sales network is comprised of independent outlets and chain stores.

  • the definition of Comprised is "to be made up of, consist of" Composed is "to form a whole by ordering or arranging a the parts" they sound similar but it is very obvious you dont know the meaning of both words. in this case, Comprised is the right word for what he was trying to say. Ben Afleck wouldve kicked you're ass out of this meeting first for being such a schleprock. at least Ben Younger know what the hell he's writing.

  • The definition you cite Afleck as using is incorrect. "A sentence comprises words." is a correct example of its usage. Notice the preposition "of" doesn't follow "comprise" in this case. "Comprise" can also mean "compose or constitute," which would fit in this context, but it's a minor definition and I think can be attributed to sloppy screenwriting. Ben Afleck should have kicked Ben Young out of pre-production. Maybe then we would have held a candle to Alec Baldwin in Glen Gary, Glen Ross.

  • this argument is over, its correct when he says it. the definition i just stated says what he meant to say. it has nothing to do with words. they both almost mean the same thing, but comprised is the correct choice. "to be made up of, consist of" is a definition that can be applied to anything to show what it consists of. it is not sloppy screenwriting its pretentious people like you who imagine things and ridicule the smallest details so you can sleep better at night. trust me, you are wrong.

  • alec baldwin in glen gary, glen ross was amazing too. your opinion is just that, your opinion and i respect that. but a great performance is still great performance even if you say the screen writing is "sloppy" because of one fucking word. the disney channel is probably more fitting for a person with your special IQ level. the words are all correct in their kids movies so you'll have a pleasant experience without being anal retentive about a misplaced adjective.

  • A,B,C A-always B-be C-closing

  • "that's it skippy, pack your shit"

  • They say money cant buy happiness!? look at the fucking smile on my face.. ahaha.. great

  • ear-to-ear baby... lol

  • what is a shlep rock?? lol.....

  • like a douche bag

  • I like the tags this guy put on the clip:

    Sex Nude Porn Bra Panty Rape Boobs Suck Dick Lick Pussy Murder Extortion Blood Bullet Cut Chop Throat Anal Cumshot Blowjob Handjob Creampie Cowgirl Prostitute Pimp Bikini Wild Party Kiss Lips

  • Poor mans version of Alec Baldwins monologue in Glengarry Glen Ross, that's true. But hardly Ben Afflecs fault. The script really sucks here. Forget this film, and Wall Street too. Glengarry Glen Ross, that's the big one.

  • I love Boiler Room. Everyone who I tell that to tells me to see Wallstreet. So one day I watched it. What a piece of shit. I could barely stay awake.

  • Fuck you mom and dad.

    Ha Ha Ha.  He kills me.

  • "Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fuckin' have any." Very True

  • Affleck has zero charima. A very poor man's Glengarry Glen Ross.

  • took too much help of the F word to sound cool. Lacks the Gekko charisma.

  • Those guys who got kicked out had the last laugh.

  • classic!

  • I am an actor and this is great acting. He does a whole monolouge very convincing and real.

  • No comparison to Glen Gary Glenn Ross

  • seconded...

  • this isn't acting. this is ben affleck playing himself in a movie under a different name. which is fucking awesome.

  • good point

  • They shoulda just spliced in Baldwin's Glengarry scene and stuck afflecks face on his head

  • Lehman brothers

  • wow he is a horrible actor!!!!!!!!!

  • "aflect cant act "...You can't spell.

    It's Affleck.

  • fuck you, mom and dad

  • yeah, a group interview. MY ASS!

    it was like a Hitler youth type shit

  • "Don't pitch the Bitch"

  • love this scene hehe

  • aflect cant act

  • lick arse az4211. he sucks, but its a good scene.

  • keep repeating curses don't make him confident

  • I meant I don't think schoolteachers get PAID during the summer. I know they get all the time off but do they get paid?

  • Why is is this video connected to key words like cumshot and anal?

  • Affleck: You want vacation time, go teach public school.

    Funny thing is, schoolteachers don't get vacation time or so I've heard.

  • wtf do you think they do all summer?

  • lol hummer is spot on.

  • Prepare for the next year, do summer training, potentially teach summer school among other things...

  • what does seth say? they could sell bubble gum where?

  • "...in lockjaw ward and Bellevue"

    i.e. they could sell an item to people who would have no use for it.

  • "in the lockjaw ward at Bellevue". It was a hospital in New York.

  • The difference between this scene and the GlenGary scene.

    The GlenGary scene is really intense but it is actually too mean, and the sympathy you fill for Jack Lemon takes away from Alec Baldwin.

    Ben Afflecks scene is, believe it or not actually Inspiring and Cool!

    Ben Afflecks is the better one!

  • if u think ben afflecks is better then i truly feel sorry for you

  • This was a great scene; it's my favorite scene in the whole movie. It's one of the best jobs Affleck ever did. As for people who claim that this is just a rip off of Glengarry, they don't know what they're talking about. It has the same tone to it, but Affleck makes it his own and proves he can be a great actor.

  • He was a great actor for four mintes.

  • Schlep rock seemed a little under-dressed for an interview.

  • schleprock

  • ha ha ha skippy!

  • This is like a rip off of Always Be Closing and Greed is Good speeches.

  • No shit sherlock. And ten years from now, this scene will also be ripped-off.

  • shleprock and skippy...LOL

    I am a f-ing millionaire...

    Look at the f-ing smile on my face, from ear to ear...I have a ridiculous house...

  • lol, anyone notice the dude that was in his seat was talkin to the same guy that calls him a dumbass like theyre pals? kinda weird.

  • before they got called into the room, they were talking together out in the lobby too, if you've seen the whole movie.

  • Affleck is a terrible actor. Rip off of GlenGary Baldwin speech. Watch that instead which puts this SCENE to shame in every way possible.

  • This scene reminds me soo much of a pledge meeting.

  • people like that deserve to have their "fucking time" wasted.

  • Get the Fuck outta here.What don't talk to me don't look at me just pick your ass up out of that italian leather chair and get the Fuck out of this room right now.Come on lets go shleprock OUT!LOL a Great Line.

  • You are so fucking gay.....

  • This is by far one of my most memorable movie clips. The movie sucked! But I will always love this interview. Everytime I have a big deal to close I watch it. Been watching it now for 8 years:)

  • this is so fucking funny. biggest bro fest ever.

  • awesome! :D

  • shit movie, great scene.

  • Awesome movie, awesome scene....

  • shit name, shitter comment

  • Ladies and gents, weakest man alive ^

  • amazing scene. he did it so naturally!

  • great fucking movie. I use to work for LendingTree and wow how much this relates. Same cut throat shit involved with any business!

  • the name of the film is: Boiler Room

    A very good film that slipped under alot of mainstream radar. Don't rent this movie, just buy it...it has been out for a few years and is well worth the price.

  • is this the name of the movie?

  • boiler room : liars poker?

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