How to Give the Perfect Back Rub or Massage

[1256robert]

I'm trying to learn how to give my girlfriend a massage but this was no help

[nickystartup]

I liked it. Just wish it were longer.

[647125]

then start by slaping their back really hard. Next find their pressure point and try very hard to hurt their shoulder, neck, and back. Shove your elbow in their back, and sit on them. Rub them like they're a cat on their head to their shoulders. This is Timmy turner thanks. OH CRUD WHEN I SLAPPED HER BACK SHE DIED!

[rndmfreAk]

The subject looks rather dead...XP

[WallClockTimeWarp]

that video sucked, i didnt learn anything

[james19950]

me too xD

[Oxmarysox09]

When i see someone getting a massage it makes me sleepy and relaxed =) but when i get a massage(which i can't because i'm very ticklish and i squirm around too much) i don't feel relaxed at all...i just feel weird with someone massaging me xD

[Vkidd172]

@Oxmarysox09 lol same here im ticklish ahah xD

[cribbibo]

a gimp girl gave me this and all it did was hurt. i hate you

[jackanoryjames]

An incredibly soothing voice.