Sarah PALIN's MAKEOVER MADNESS

[80sMetallion]

I want to see NAKED Sarah Palin.

[MrTwinkiez]

lol...panties...

[timebandit13]

I live 15 miles outside of any town where i live. I wave guns at people and animals regardless of whether or not i like them. As for Sarah Palin, she'd make a nice wall hanging in an animal protection agency.

[MethodsofHavoc]

5 out of 5 aforementioned, and soon after discarded, 6 inch heels

[fifafelipe]

5 out 0f 5 i can see russia from my house

[xxzizlxx]

5 anti americans out of 5

[chelseches]

5 OUT OF 5 PAIRS OF PURPLE EYELINERS!

[korean233]

foundation, the stuff you put on before the other stuff

lmao

[Alta2340]

5 obama wins out of 5

[MorroWolf]

rated 5 games of unicorn polo thats 5 games of unicorn polo

[ramanglass544]

i rated five pairs of dead polar bears thats right 5 pairs of dead polar bears

[peilthetraveler]

Now that we are done with analogies, have your morals kicked in yet? Can you see how something that has nothing directly to do with you or your family can be morally wrong now?

[sphingting]

Ok, bigot lets get something straight. if two people mutually decide to have sex nobody's right have been violated as everyone involved agreed to it. on the other hand if i go around killing people, suddenly i am violating people rights because they most likely do not want to die. In the case of young children they aren't mentally developed enough to make their own decisions. that is the difference.

[darkangelkalas]

Don't you think it's ironic to talk about "morals" when you discriminate against somebody because their sexual preference is contrary to what some believe is "acceptable"?

[peilthetraveler]

Typical S.F. homo propaghanda. "If the boy polar bear wanted to marry another boy polar bear would that be threatening to your family?" No....but lets explore this type of thinking a little further.

If a grown up polar bear was having sex with an underage polar bear...would that effect my family? Oh look...same answer...A big fat NO!

If a polar bear was out killing hundreds of other polar bears by infecting them with HIV...would that effect my family? No...it wouldnt.

[tehshizoid]

get a sense of a humour at wallmart or someting

[RepublicrayonsG2]

rate this video five miniscule morals!!!

[fogant]

ha job the pluber

[speakwithdeath]

I rate this 5 10.000$ Sarah Palin make-up.

[DeimosSaturn]

you should be a correspondent on the colbert report.

[lagger2]

We will fight Joe the Plumber with Bob the Builder.. YES WE CAN!

[misterhalo2007]

God that was brillaint!

[januarygrrl]

I rated this 5 gay polar bears out of 5...

Oops, better make that 4 gay polar bears, one of them has just been shot by one of those "real Americans".

[DubaiVol]

Mark, I almost never use the word "hero," but you are the greatest hero in American history.

With apologies and warmest regards to Lionel Hutz

[queenieserena]

I rate this 5 "I'm so sick and friggin' tired of this whole election mess, I could stick a fork in my eye" out of 5.

[razer128]

5 it ends tonights out of 5.

[doggzma]

Geeze I love you!

[Quartermeat]

5 of 5 Sarah Palin Offspring

[rocknrollguru23]

5 people who are really sick of this election and just want it to end.

[ChaserExodus]

I give it five extremely large moose burgers.

[stonent]

5 over-used camera cuts

[buff2gruff]

im gonna rate it 5(thousand dollars worth of small colored crushed rock)

[wbanul]

Another great vid! I'm going to have to rate it 5 Maybelline wearing boy polar bears dodging a shot from a helicopter.

[rozwell37]

Why did you say "mom" if your Scottish?

[riotriotriot55]

mum is the Isle's

[DizzyCGA]

5 Danny DeVitos

[rainbow6vegaslover]

Sarah Palin lover boo!!

[MrMoriardy]

My Friends there seems to be a confusion here, My Friend here is actually saying "Boy Polar Bear" not "Bi-Polar Bear".....My Friends

[AThinerCoin]

Your yellow wall videos are the reason I signed up for a youtube account. Thanks and keep it up!

[Valarukar]

I rate it five gay grizzly bears.

Bet you didn't see that coming.

[georgepaul0714]

lol insaneeeeee ..... hahahaha

[Sweetlittlemystery]

woo! 5 political Jimmy Choos

[RobTheGamer]

5 out of 5 sashimi-loving anti-americans.

[F0XTR0T]

LMAO @ bi-polar bear...do the bi-polar bears get any of that "trickle-down" makeup?

[laura835]

Careful with that trickle-down makeup; it might make you gay.

[kmophanourtney]

haha sweetness

i want to play unicorn polo

[bushputz]

5 bi-polar gay bears (in high heels)

[mdude409]

Easily one of your best!  I rate it 5 gay polar bears. Thanks for the laughs!

[paprprincess]

you have too much time on your hands

[Gamerpanda]

"And if you know what sashimi is, you're probably anti American."

Yep, that's me! XD

[ericplayzbass]

I give you 5-diamond encrusted G-string wearing, $53000 of make-up on, unicorn polo playing gay polars bears. That's 5-diamond encrusted G-string wearing, $53000 of make-up on, unicorn polo playing gay polars bears

[pquinones]

I rate it 5 mascara-wearing, high heel wearing, pole-dancing polar bears :-P

[AgentX30]

5 grenade killed polar bears

5 grenade killed polar bears

[elldazzy]

5 Unicorn riding, makeup wearing plumbers.

[jimors1]

Its good to have the un-American tag described finally. As a fellow Bay Area denizen I guess I am now categorized. Bummer, I thought I was somewhat of a "moderate" liberal. My flag tattoo has gotta go.

[maiwennb]

5 bipolar bears

[yodaman23]

5 Unicorn Polo Players

[eventide925]

I rate it five gay anti American polar bears in eyeliner.

That's five gay anti American polar bears in eyeliner!

I can has sealburgers now?

[MrHollick]

I give you 5 diamond encrusted G-String Stars!!!

[SevenTripod]

I rate it 5 homosexual polar bears.

That's 5 homosexual polar bears.

[Crimsonfur]

I give it 5 Hippocrates, that's right,

5 Hippocrates

[ehjay16]

I rate it 5 Gay Sarah Palins,

that's 5 Gay Sarah Palins.

[mshakhz]

I rate it 5 homosexual grisly bears.

that's 5 homosexual grisly bears.

[centurian62]

I went to the library, looking for the book that guides those like Palin on the definitions of what is and isn't Anti-American/Un-American. I asked the librarian and she couldn't find that book. Does anyone know where that book is? Until then I'll just keep listening to Mark! Keep up the good work!

[HawthornWitch]

Five Dead Polar Bears in No Smudge Mascara... Great vid Mark, you always know how to brighten my day.... and remind me how anti American I am.

[1Ravenex1]

I think you really hit the nail on the head with this one. You are a very funny man.

[chessdad3]

Totally Un American! :-)

[singarequiem]

Hooray for living in Anti-American San Francisco Bay Area!

[sentazar]

Best video in a while.

Rated it 5 very Un-American Stars.

[assjack1]

Every time I see one of those interviews at a McCain/Palin rally talking about how it'd be bad for a "neegra" to get elected into office, I can watch one of your videos and it brings a smile to my face again. Cheers.

[tastysushi]

with the possible exemption of no smudge mascara, heheh

[ItalianBandit]

god bless you Mark, you always know what to say about anything.... i wish i could :(

[NYrox395]

lol the helicopter and grenade launcher

[insanekid15]

sashimi sized morals! oh goodness!

[RoselTea]

5 Pretentious Pink Palin Pumps

[MegaLiz25]

I just love your accent...so anything you say, I'll listen to. Liked the video :)

[johnnysmooth]

I guess I live in Un-American Chicago.

Great vid, mark!

[Rosivenna]

5 boy polar bears marrying boy polar bears

...I like the McCain ad on the right :D

[mcase1013]

I rated it 5 pitbulls with lipstick.

[CommanderCrisp]

Unicorn polo... I LoLed. Seriously

[downhill240]

Palin, McCains attempt to make a silk purse out of a pigs ear, appeals to the under-educated, and the religious right in my area, and of course none of them are aware they fit in these catagories. Little people living in little houses thinking the Republican party gives a shit about them. The Party BS has worked here for years. Will rogers once said, "Show me a man who says civilization is advancing and I"ll show you an egotist.

[artemavich]

You're badass, Mark!

[qualqui]

hahahaha....i rate ya 5 gold stars Mark! Been sometime since ya last made me laugh, you haven't lost that coolness of yours, take care mon!=)

[7thDayAtheist]

I rate it 5 McCain fingers up a holier-than-thou hole.

[missdivinestalls]

I rate you 5 blasphemous, Godless sodomites like myself

[alexkerhead]

5 un-American Mark Days out of 5 un-American Mark Days. :D

[cherrycokewine]

5 matches of unicorn polo out of 5.

[cympltun]

Rated 5 Gaping vaginas with retards dangling out of them by their umbilici.

That's 5 Gaping vaginas with retards dangling out of them by their umbilici.

[blessedgamer]

5 automatic polar bear launchers

[Kjazzinphx]

rated 5 gay polar bears! 2 married polar bear couples and 1 single and available.

[CadicusTheDamned]

But I learned Japanese when I was in the military...

[undakova]

5 America's top model contestants

[pralle4]

5 made in America, diamond studded unicorn horns. Well played Sir..

[mybigtokachi]

There's the Americans who live in the real America, the ones who live in the anti-American America and then there are those of us Americans who don't actually live in America anymore and wonder how things could have possibly gotten this terribly wierd. And then we remember, oh yeah, W.

rated 5 Neiman Marcus suits contributed to homeless shelters...

[ritcheyz]

5 things I can't think of out of 5.

[jussts]

Best... extended... metaphor... EVAR!

[steve19683]

This reminds me of Dennis Miller attacking the wardrobe of liberals. Guess what? The best makeup artists, hairdressers, and tailors charge a lot of money. If you think Hillary Clinton (or Obama himself for that matter) didn't spend a ton on appearances, think again. I'm sure the video would have been funnier if I know more about Sarah Palin, but she turns my stomach. Contrasting things she said with her expenditures would have helped.

[GoldFloride]

I'm proud to live in "fake" America, who would want to live in that shithole "real" America.

[donnieharrison2]

I'll rate it 5 drunks and 2 cats, or you could trade it all for a squid.

[BlueMouchette]

Damn Sephora is expensive!

[sampsonoff]

awesome!

you rock

[rbland]

Lool, give me a while to come up with my own rating system :P 5 Irish men out of 5 lol!

[DaftDoggyDog]

That's actually a scottish accent...

[rbland]

My bad, I got a bit mixed up heh!! Thanks for correcting :)

[roosterjeeper]

Mark you are hilarious.

5 tool pouches filled with eyeliner!

McCain Palin '08!

[Kozz]

unicorn polo lol

[Hochuuami]

Another fantastic video.

[SirDud3man]

dude awesome

that was hilarious

OBAMA '08

[Cooperwebdotcom]

And they thought Clinton's 200 dollar haircut was outrageous. While Obama spends to televise 30 minute presentations to (try to) outline his economic plans, the GOP spends to keep Palin fashionable. lol.  Says a LOT.

You sir, are a YouTube treasure. I loved the anti-american shishimi line.

[khoiktran]

HAHA!!

[NUGNESS123]

FUCKING

LOVE

IT

[JimmerSD]

I live in the much coveted I4 corridor and am in possession of one of the few remaining independent 'votes' left in the country. In the last 3 weeks I have received a small forest of mail and a small neutron star in electronic electrons. And I have one thing to say "It's my vote and I'll use it where I please" The candidate that promises me free unfettered access to ....(cough)(cough) will get it. Gotta go...

Oh another good vid Mark!

[MaBu888]

With passion towards truth.

[downhill240]

I understand the Repubican party is so bereft of anyone who knows their ass from their elbow that they're already talking about a Palin and the Plumber candidacy for 2012.

[ollowert]

Great video,five pregnant alaskan teenage hockey groupies.

[Gehn5]

I don't know what sashimi is so I'm in the clear :D

[lovefaeries]

5 gay polar bear hunters---always a joy to watch your vids!

[warren52nz]

I'm waiting for some thicko to ask if he's being satirical.... ummm, no it would probably be more like "Is he kidding"? The thickos don't know what satirical means.

I'm in 2 minds on this election. Happy that it looks like a shoe-in for Obama, sad that the redneck racists out there won't let it stay that way. They tried to get him even before he was elected!!!

"The land of the free".... well maybe used to be... what exactly is America fighting for anyway? Gun totin' idiots!

[sajasio]

i would expect no less from sarah palin considering how much she wasted of alaska's money

[cmcanuck]

5 gun baring chenelle clad hockey puck for brains out of 5

[peanutplays]

Polar bears don't get married.

I'm not anti-american, I love this country.

She is currently running for V.P. she has to look good.

[grahamkeithtodd]

so you would vote for someone based entirely on how they look? even for you mate,that's shallow!

[jx14aby]

remember the fuss over bill clinton and john edwards hair dressers?

[jrwith]

yeah but how the fuck do you spend that much on clothes and makeup?

[mrbadguysan]

5 Obama victories in "Real America"

[N1ckB33ch]

5 not-really-joe-the-not-quite-l­icensed-plummer

[TheRockabillySpecial]

5 dead moose corpses

[darbeau1]

5 sideways glances at Russia from Alaska.

[Rocker921]

5 stupid VicePresidents

[Aquadeam]

Five buttpirate polar bears.

[emmvsn]

5 homosexual polar bears

[hellishangel2444]

5 cotten and diamond g-strings

[hellishangel2444]

5 Pro-American polar bear hunting machine gun helicopters

[hyugakarn]

5 anti-american stars

[ratuse]

That wall gets less and less green every time you stand in front of it man. Y'want me to send you some freash paint?

[sahuy]

Missed this kind of stuff from you! I give it 5 bottles of red, white and blue body glitter...with matching pasties!

[dabigone]

MARK IS THE MAN!!!!

[sagemslot]

Ding Dong it's the Avon Lady

Hawaii FIVE Oh Stars

[LovelyYTRocks]

5 gernade launching helicopters, that's, 5 gernage launching helicopters.

[metaleggman18]

5 metrosexual plumbers out of 5

[IIIIFile13IIII]

Five really expensive pantsuits

(that polar bear is a threat to marriage and wants to teach children how to be homosexuals)

[VestaVesVesStar]

You can barrow my purple eyeliner if you wan't mark. I have some. xp

[avastyelandlubber]

I give this video five $53,000 makeup kits.

[godspettingzoo]

the mccain palin ad is sitting right next to this video as im watching.

palin's face is creepy when u see it for 4:05...

VOTE OBAMA TUESDAY!!!!!!!!

[y1ink]

5 diamond encrusted g strings

[badreligion3333]

five hypocritical money whording whores thats 5 hypocritical money whording whores (palin)

[golfingrobert]

5 ridiculous anti american left wingers

[RoisenLo]

five primped palliative preposterous palins out of five

[ratholin]

5 Palin finding out mavericks are homeless cows

[milkboyXD]

I gave it 5 mavericks :)

[mrobertb]

I live in the fourth largest city in the US, so I guess that makes me un-American too? Five Joe six packs in six inch high heels!

[klangsteiner]

5 anti-american gay harp seals.

[melora72]

I rate this 5 palin brats.

[throwapie]

haha i guess im anti-american

[silversamurai621]

Last 40 seconds = sort of week. Oh well... Can't help giving you 5 pretentious 'patriots' out of 5.

[silversamurai621]

Sort of *weak,* I mean.

[Vieteddy]

I rate this 5 Boy Polar bears getting Married to 5 Boy Polar Bears

[tracker1312]

I rate this 5 un-American localities, that's 5 un-American localities!

[Hooya2]

5 lipstick-covered pigs.

[Kizzo001]

5-star anti-America rating, mate!

Your accent...? Are you one-man terrorist cell? :D

[dannye60]

what a waste of money. on a pig. palin.

[thehelpguru]

5 Hypocritical Alaskan moose shooters

[hikuro14]

5 gallons of makeup on palins face for you

thats right i made my own ^^

[deathbeforelaceX]

i rated this five mavericks.

[ShadowMageAlpha]

This deserves 5 Pretty Powerfully Powder-Plastered Palin Parody stars.

El oh El Alliteration

[JeeprzCreepers56]

waaaiiit a minute I thought Palin made it illegal in for gay polar bears to get married?lol.

[JerryLynnDavis]

I love sashimi!

[cc6809]

Five stylish frameless more expensive than a space shuttle heat shield tile stars...

[0pposite0reo]

the accent makes him but he is also hilarious

[SmackDatBass]

I rate this 5 gay polar bears.

[IAm1Sheep]

You nailed it mark, AGAIN

[Largo64]

You get five helicopter-transported baby fur seal-jacketed hunters with grenade launchers for killing gay polar bears stars; that's five helicopter-transported baby fur seal-jacketed hunters with grenade launchers for killing gay polar bears stars. I'd make it six, but I don't want to be excessive.

[BDpaperstax]

I rate it 5 Unicorn polo mallets

[Zeraninator]

I rate this video 5 ruby studded support bras out of 5.

[JaimeTheLegend]

5/5 boy polar bears wearing non-smear mascera killed by grenade launchers

[anbe73]

I give it 5 stars. One for Obama being a Socialist, one for being a Muslim, on for being a Terrorist, one for being a (n-word), and one brilliantly patriotic vote for the Palin-McCain ticket.

Sorry the the normal non neo-conservatives who didn't like the 4th star.

[Paxmax]

LOL! S.Palin may not be so stupid. She knows she's goin to be shoved back to Alaska when this circus is over, so why not bring a new wardrobe and some make-up home while the money is pouring in?!

I'll rate your vid clip an entire

FIVE Fab-5 crews for Palin... that is FIVE Fab-5 crews for Palin.... and may them keep her busy so we can get that election done. k thx MarkDay!!

[Espiriteus]

How else is she supposed to look like Tina Fey?

*laughs* 5 I-can't-think-of-a-witty-ratin­g-system-todays That's

5 I-can't-think-of-a-witty-ratin­g-system-todays

[Bladeswift]

I give it 5 anti-American dead bi-polar bears.

I love these videos.

[fire9910]

Even with all that makeup, she is still an ugly ass bitch republican =D

[ninja4flying]

Wait, does he support McCain or Obama?

[bagelears]

Five Polar Bears in Stilletto Heels! (They can't run as fast in heels and it makes it easier for all of us Joe the Plumbers who've been drinking to much to get in the cross hairs.)

[mark0wen]

i rate this 5 bad uses for tax payers money and 5 angery polar bears

[blacksigy]

LMAO poor Palin lol