Hominid Death Trap

[DjGraPHiicz]

and people put themselves below Jesus and say they are going to heaven but isn't Jesus almighty so how could you be worthy to go there. its just hope for tomorrow. this is my favorite quote from a show called China Illinois. "so you can speak to people in heaven?" " no most people dont go to heaven because they are not good enough its just Jesus and old yella"

[DjGraPHiicz]

because clearly people have changed things in the bible and how the common person who has lost all hope would turn to anything as a savior. i don't mind religion butt don't get in my face about it or threatening people they will go to hell for it. don't prosecute people to a religion that claims to be so accepting. if people think they need to fill their holes with Jesus let them just don't force it on people or claim to be equal when you segregate so many races from the common"eyes of god"

[DjGraPHiicz]

and how everyone is man"treated equal" where as there still was slavery and segregation shit you people think god's healing is gonna save the dehydrated people in Africa??!! no go get dehydrated for a day or two and ask your Jesus to help you get water. is it human nature to solve problems and seek out help or is it an almighty ruler who does not view all equally. please tell me how Christianity is equal among everyone

[DjGraPHiicz]

i can't stand all these religious folk who are trying to disprove this. back off there are so many reasons for people not to be religious. considering the holy bible is man made and changed and modified that a ruler at the time had added divorce into it. how could man comprehend such a "holy" script. and Explain to me peter popoff the man who stole millions and even claimed to have healed people of cancer and they later die. he stole millions from you people who are so blind sided.

[CWTHenrik]

Ohh

[LadyKaitlynChen]

wait so it's not as old as Lucy right??? :P

[ElectricPyroclast]

@mreloo ah, one of the biggest debates of all time: is our planet 6000 years or 4.5 billion years old?

[mreloo]

2 million years old boy ? I do doubt that, since God created Adam and Eve and I it wasn't 2 million yrs ago

[ColeFried81]

@mreloo God created who? God's a myth bro...... Don't buy into that B.S.

[mreloo]

@ColeFried81 He may be a myth to u now, till u meet him, and it could b tomorrow? Howard Storm (you tube ) thought it was a myth so did Ian McCormack ("Glimpse of Eternity" you tube) . And many others.. who never made it back....these 2 testimonies were given to atheist (from: front row atheist) Mr.Hitchens never thought it would end so

 soon either.

[LadyKaitlynChen]

@mreloo I called science man... you can't beat science with your religion... science is FACT religion is a MYTH or a BELIEVE that is not always true..

[VajinalBloodFart]

@mreloo Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. (G C)

[mreloo]

@VajinalBloodFart why would God need your money? watch the Howard Storm story (you-tube) and the Ian McCormick (Glimpse of eternity you tube) both men were atheist till one was bit 5x by a box jelly fish and the other had a perforated intestine both went on a most interesting journey.. the one u don't believe in (they died) AND by the next day they were God loving God fearing believers who had there lives given back to them by "sky Daddy" there many testimonies like this... who will u believe?

[VajinalBloodFart]

@mreloo Why does God need money? The Vatican is one of the wealthiest corporations on the planet with enough money to feed and clothe everyone twice over. And yet 2/3 of the world live in starvation and poverty and full of disease.

SO if i am a staunch believer in God i can go swim with box jelly fish and get stung and Im going to live? Is that what your saying? Thats quite ridiculous.

[mreloo]

@VajinalBloodFart May I ask your age? because your comments sound rather "young" not sure how u got that from the Jelly fish story. The only thing the Jelly fish story says is that God is real and u will meet him when u die which could b tomorrow (don't u watch 1000 ways to die) it's a miracle we survive at all.lol Also if u reject God's son Jesus Christ u will not b holy enough for heaven only Christ shed blood will wash your many sins away, u can't get good enough. Also "religion" is not God

[VajinalBloodFart]

@mreloo Oh my, you are the one who told me about the box jelly fish. Do remember what you even say? Or spinning all these lies hard to maintain?

"Ian McCormick (Glimpse of eternity you tube) both men were atheist till one was bit 5x by a box jelly fish.." Your post.

His will to live and antivenin and a good immune system is what kept him alive. As a paramedic i can tell you fact. This man wouldve died without medical attention, eyes open or not.

[mreloo]

@VajinalBloodFart a "will to live, antivenin and a good immune system" will not keep u from dying, U of all people should know this, also your call sign gives a little glimpse into your heart ( no not the beating one) VajinalBloodFart and what about the fact (if u watched it ) that he was pronounced dead and went on a journey to the next life but God allowed him to return, though at first he wanted to stay, the next day he was a born again Christian from an atheist to a Christian. Amen

[VajinalBloodFart]

@mreloo And no I dont watch 1000 ways to die. I try and save lives everyday, why would i want to watch that? Sorry if this offends, sounds really sick, kinda like a death fetish you have. When the body shuts down it shuts down no matter how strong your faith is. I get enough blood on me everyday, my role is to keep it inside you so you live.

[VajinalBloodFart]

@mreloo I have dealt with many poison victims. And im glad to say they all lived. Even the "atheists" pulled through superbly. Many poisons will cause you to hallucinate especially neuro toxins. I have had patients talk to deitys,family,and just ramble incoherently. My last patient from a spider bite got up and started to walk his dog in the hospital. So you have no right to sit there and judge me and accuse me of sinning.

[VajinalBloodFart]

@VajinalBloodFart One last thing. Im a good person in life. I help my community and I try and keep people alive when they are hurt. "If" and I mean "IF" heaven really does exist, than I still have nothing to worry about because the good I have done in this world is far more prelevant then my so called sins. And if i am cast out because i didnt believe, then thats not something i would'nt want to go to or believe in. Sounds like God is very insecure,jealous and revengeful. Nasty

[flatfeetinthehouse]

truly fascinating.

[ColeFried81]

This film is dedicated to my cock!

[flatfeetinthehouse]

@ColeFried81 So immature..

[mreloo]

@ColeFried81 it's a short film at that....

[yaanni]

Pity poor Osama didn't know about this cave, he could have remained hidden there for decades.

[NikkLaGiggs]

wingstop

[Wolfboy183]

.....aaaaannnd SPLAT

[patrick10001]

I would still go for the food. Because food contains water -_-;

But what he tried to explain was that human bevy for water in need.

[ace101guy]

I love the south African accent

[gdiggle123]

1:09 scared the shit outta me XD

[THATuserGuyPerson]

break 1 arm in a pit and your unlucky

break 2 arms in a pit and your just straight up fucked

[Regginyaga]

Does anyone else kind wanna shoot the editor and music writer for these things

[TheAryonB]

@Regginyaga Very much so.

[LuisBrudna]

Or collecting honey.

[ChaosTime86]

Put the whole video of this on here

[Dannyisamazinglycool]

porn?

[okpapereat]

i wouildnt of though those early humans wernt smart enough to scream when falling they be like hmmm what has happened pllooopl!!!! hmm? what happened?

[aznerd999]

0:32 Oh my god she was once a man

[TheKrystahlPhoenix]

Can you upload the whole episode, instead of this segment? I was really getting into it, then the darn thing was over :(

[Hellsconsort]

@TheKrystahlPhoenix It's direct from NationalGeophic. I guess it's a sort of trailer.

[TheKrystahlPhoenix]

@Hellsconsort Ah, ok. Thanks :)

[kevindevin11]

its like if u fall down that trap its a portal to hell

[TheBkr388]

RIP to all the people who died just trying to get some water.

[Jx1x3]

put a cold glass of beer at the bottom..fuck 24hrs I'll be down there in 24 seconds

[kiddhitta]

Not if you're bear grylls. You just drink your own piss.

[JoshhGrey]

@kiddhitta hahahaha

[WorldlyTyrant]

@kiddhitta eventually, you'll run out of piss...

[DoveDancing]

Gold mine?

[armanarmadillo]

New torture game.

[Kerminashii]

wow that got me thirsty...

[TheSnakeMate]

@Kerminashii so why dont you crawl into that cave? there is water^^

[109ejg]

I'm thirsty, get me a drink.

[HawxTeamDelta]

@109ejg hey thirsty

[eguy00]

23rd?

[markderosa]

Sad, poor boy.

[fengkorberfer]

@spoddie : well those people are kind of durp

[madisonelectronic]

Probably looked like Michael Jackson.

[LookAtMyStraw]

@madisonelectronic stop being a shitty cunt, you little prick. I bet it looked like your mum the second she found out she was pregnant with you.ahhaha

[conroexlexx]

Chuck Norris has been in that hole in and out

[MrMrtiki]

Oh that wouls suck young strong kid 2 broken arms he would have layed there for weeks .

[Stabripbeef]

That's a little creepy

[MurkyMists]

2 million year old boy ??? thought they say humans have only been around a few hundred thousand years ?

[apoctalyptoV]

@MurkyMists homo sapien sapien (us) have been around for approx. 150 000 years. Hominid is a very old, prehistoric ancestor.

[210daved1]

@MurkyMists according to some the earth is only a few thousand years old

[spoddie]

@MurkyMists Hominid includes apes and our evolutionary ancestors.

[pharoahofdreamers]

@MurkyMists They're using the term "boy" to refer to a subadult hominid, in this case Australopithecus sediba. I think they're doing it to make it seem cooler or more relatable. The term hominid can be used to refer to anything classified in the family "Hominidae." Of living species, Hominidae includes orangs, gorillas, chimps, and us. Typically the term "hominin" is used to refer to a species that was a direct ancestor of humans, though some old-school people still use "hominid" in this way

[Deadsinxx]

111

[purewilderness]

10th

[MrADMIRAL123456789]

9th



[r077i]

8th

[GrayDeeJ]

randomTH

[Demoness82]

strange

[tonebone8]

sad, but logical nonetheless.

[KlassikoGratido]

Wtf

[wukinhang]

i like potatoes

[kur0za]

@wukinhang wow

[coachbrp]

@wukinhang I like turtles

[GunnyZoSo]

@wukinhang i like cereal!!

[Kudos4me]

first?..

[SteaItheR]

2nd

[masterarjay]

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