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  • damn now that the new fucked up youtube is so lagy i need high speed internet

  • AHHHHH! finaly a realy good machinima! I LOVE LOREC!!!!!!

  • so young, so angry, damn that rap music!

  • @shadowknight980 i know

  • he just said ih isnt being paid to work but he is getting paid to stand around

  • Haha there are doughnuts at the office... I ate them all

    I fucking rolled of my bed laughing

  • man this video is incredibly low quality. and i mean the graphics, not the story line, which is awesome.

  • Iv had my share of laughs or laugh

  • This so what I would've put when the purple guy was going to leave

    Purple guy: I sent your scheduled meeting date and squad number to your PDA.

    Llorek: I don't even have a PDA!

    Purple guy: Neither do I! I taped it to a piece of paper and stuck it to your foot when you and the audience weren't looking! Men, shuffle sideways!

    Thumbs up if you like it!

  • lol "Holyyyyyyy" "Most highhhhh"

  • just like russian helicopter cheap effincet and great

  • Elites dying sounds s funny XD

  • 2:52 SAY IT!!!!

  • 2:16 SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!

  • lol no suicide for him

  • At 4:59 i love that part lol.

  • @A07Nick me too its fucking HILARIOUS XD

  • MEN, SHUFFLE SIDEWAYS

  • Wait what did the yellow elite say? "I'm savin mini kitten riptide?"

  • 2:16 LMAO

  • I thought he was drafted to UNSC in the first one...

  • XDXDXD I love this!!!!!!

  • is he laffing when lloreck is crying

  • U MUST ALL DIE

  • its funny as hell what are you saying boring for.

  • Lorek is so cute when he cries. ;)

  • HELLZ YA!

    one of the best series on youtube

  • he is depressed <(

  • i hate people 2 :D!

  • This is great! =)

  • wait never mind its a different main character

  • dude he changed his form wtf

  • do they change the main character every episode???!!?

  • i punched my brother in the face....

    and broke my hand LOL!

  • aww poor guy D:

  • poor guy

  • 1:28 i can STOP Laughting HeHE ROLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF LOL

  • LOl at alien commander and guy crying and trying to kill himself. Wait your a women LOLOL

  • haha the elite overloaded the map lolollol

  • LOL @ da crying

  • But, I don't even have a pda. Good! Neither do I, so I just taped it to a piece of paper and stuck it to your foot when you weren't looking. MEN! Shuffle sideways! PRICELESS!!!!!!

  • that alien sarge has issues

  • That was stupid, pointless and dumb... I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • how do u make things spawn really quick like the dude w/ the trip mines?

  • First, you put the respawn time of the item at 10 seconds ( the lowest you can get), then, you put the item whatever thing at its max.

  • Creepy Alien Guy: Ten hut! State your name soldier.

    Lorek: Me?

    CAG: Yes, you Lorek.

    Lorek: But, you just said my name.

    CAG: SAY IT!

    Lorek: Lorek Vlanahee

  • GAC: I thought so...

  • so your a woman now....thatll be fun. lol

  • 5:13 hilarious

  • hahaha ur not being payed to work ur not not being payed to stand around wtf?? haha

  • OMG AWSEOMZ

  • lol gaurdians got disabled so he couldnt commit suicide

  • "you must be a patriotic muther fucker" XD

  • at about 5:35 it sounds more like hes laughinf that crying\

  • lol!!!!!!!its so fucking funny when hes crying!!!!!lol

  • lol men shuffel sideways

  • fukin hilrarious

  • lol the yellow elite overloaded the map.

    "You're not being paid to work! Not not being paid to stand around!"

    Best line

  • wtf yellow elite

  • did the yellow elite say im saving many kitten reptiles?

  • 1:28 - 1:13 fucking seriously crying with laughter right now!

  • lol the 30 minutes ago crying was fucking incredible, i want it as my ring tone im laughing so much xD

  • PDA... LOL

  • Do you have any combat experience?

    i punched my brother in the face one time......broke my hand

  • men shuffle sideways!!!!1!!!!!!eleven!!!

  • 4:55-5:04 lawl!!!

  • good is relatively hard to find

  • MEN! SHUFFLE SIDEWAYS!

  • SAY IT!!! (LOL)

  • Shuffle sideways.

  • i thought he was a human.......

  • this is the other guy

  • man i love these guys!!!

  • MEN...! Shuffle sideways!

  • I wonder wht happened to THIS guy's commanding officer lol XD

  • so theres 2 main characters one on each side?

  • Yep.

  • LOL

  • SAY IT!!!

  • Men shuffle sideways

  • I love it when elites are main characters , he is awesome

  • Hi

    That was so funny!

    -mimi

  • lol pretty good

  • "your not geting payed to work , not not geting payed to stand around" XD best line ever.

  • Epic line, man... EPIC XD

  • "Men! ...Shuffle sideways!"

    that had me laughing pretty hard.

  • I agree with whoever said more torso/head zooming when charactors are speaking would be a good improvement to make later :)I enjoyed it, I'm looking forward to the story picking up in the next few episodes ^^

  • i`m going to run into the snow and let the turns gun me down? why cant americans pronounce turret?

  • We CAN...However, some retards can't... Oh well...

  • because your a fag WHOO! USA!

  • No, actually he did say it right but it was kind of hard to hear it. So... according to you're ear, he said turns. So I dont know why you had get all racial about one mistake (If it happened) anyone could mess up on.

  • I like the part where the yellow guy blew himself up with all the trip mines, but other than that I thought it was a bit slow. Some of the shots were a bit far away, too. Try getting just the upper torso\head when they're talking and not a full body shot.

  • I was in this

  • Nobody cares! Go die! Hard! With a paddle....

  • ... OK :D

  • O.o do you mean hard as in... nvm, If I were to say it I would haunt myself....

  • theres donuts i ate them lol

  • I think its the other charecter the descirption refers to as "Two reluctant soldiers from warring factions" an elite and a human. Now that we learned who the two charecters are the real story line will begin with episode 3.

  • AND IM ONE OF THEM! YA!

  • It's quite funny, but i think it needs somthing, i can't feel what it is. (I don't want any repeat from youtube service, like "You're stupid, diddn't you know that?" Thank you.)

  • You kept your cool and composure and for that, you are a godsend. Thank you SO much!

  • Great video, but It would be great if his voice didn't crack so much.

  • yeah...when I play there are usually about 190k ppl playing, and yeah, its still number 1...

  • lol, he overloaded the map.

  • Best...Machinima...Ever...Almo­st...

  • new charecter

  • someone tell me what he said at 4:59

  • I'M SAVIN' MONEY, CAPN' RIPTIDE!

  • Oh, nvm, Rahheemme was right... I didn't look

  • the two elietes behind the dude who drafted him remind me of charlie the unicorns wierd friends-not really friends-

    and now the asian net work

    どのような世界のスーパールイージの謎は何どのような世界のスー­パールイージの謎は何ですか

  • Out of Sight: Episode Two!

    Watched by more Chinese Farmers than any machinima in history!

  • yeah me too

  • whoo! dam this voice sounds so familiar... just cant put my finger on it

  • Is there a reason why the elite sounds exactly like the spartan from the first episode? Need to change up your voicing a bit, other than that this was great stuff.

  • lmao at 4:58

  • pretty good!

  • どのような世界のスーパールイージの謎は何ですか?このプラスの­VID 『 Halo 3についてです。

  • thats what i was thinking lol!!1!

  • ROFL!

  • "men, shuffle sideways!" lol very original work. keep it up.

  • excellent vid

  • lol

  • I dont have a pda...

    Neither do I! I just stuck a piece of paper to your foot.

  • wow an actual machinima where the first comment doesn't say "first" or "lol"

  • it sound like he laguthin

  • Rofl! "Do you have any combat experience?" ".. I punched my brother in the face once". This is an extremely good machinima.

  • wow, this was acualy realy good

  • damnit he overloaded the map! oh and this is a good machinima, make more.BITCH!

  • Yes, sir!

  • Lol fedal position at the and. Can't wait for more

  • this isn't half bad, but it seems kinds indenticle to ethan because there is a dumb ass commander.

  • Yay! Someone noticed that there is a parallel!

  • yea the first guy was a optmist and had a good job this guy is a pestamis and has a sucky job.

  • Thank you guys for looking past the suck to see the subtle things about the episode!

  • lmfao omg so good

  • IM SAVEING MINI KITTEN RETTY!! BOOM!! lol

  • that was so random!!

  • quick review: peace of shit.

  • Why is it that the ones who feel the need to express displeasure with the video are always the ones who spell stuff wrong?

  • Why? Don't go all pissed off ranting about how it sucked, just please tell me what you thought was bad so I can improve on it.

  • nice spelling, congratulation you just made your self look even more stupid

  • Okay. To explain to some people because they don't seem to get it.

    It's SUPPOSED TO BE DEPRESSING! This character is supposed to be the exact opposite of Ethan.

    If you still don't like it, watch episode 1. It's a lot better, anyway.

  • baby

  • It's supposed to be depressing. It sets up the rest of the series' story.

    Watch number one. It's more lighthearted.

  • alright. i'll agree with you on that

    I play way too much, i hate matchmaking. all i play is mlg customs, and offly the mlg playlist. i have a team and we're rather good. but really. yeah. matchmaking is bullshit, and it is repetitive. i cant stand it.

  • if you hate halo why watch halo machinimas...and believe it or not many people still play the game. If they enjoy the game, let them play and go play what you want to play.

  • lol suprisingly ilaughed liek hell lol " my god what the hel lare you doing" "im saving minikit from rip toadd*or whatever he said*" BOOM! lol and i love the crying part

  • lol 1:28 and the next 5 seconds

  • Lol. you're a nazi. why do you want to see it die so much? Its still a fun game, even after a year i still love it. im not saying i hate ALL OTHER GAMES. but still. look at halo 2...it was most popular right upto halo 3's release.

  • reply to 3reat

    its the most overrated game of the time what u expect helloisland kitty advanture?

  • Kinda funny

  • its your own thoughts an opinions. but its the most popular xbox360 game TODAY STILL. even after over a year.

  • wasnt as funny as the first but still mad good

  • It wasent funny untill the end. Any one agree?

    Patriotic mutha fucka-that was funny though.

  • i loled a litte when the guy oevrloaded the map befor the main guy ran out

  • lol patriotic mother fucker

  • lawl 4:57

  • I thought Long and Hard.

  • Your just mad there's no good machinima for any other games. Don't be a Douche because Halo's better then whatever you play. Like Call of Duty.

  • Enough halo 3 Machinimas made by dumb 15 year olds. Get your mommy to buy you kids a new game.

  • Hey fuck you! Why do you bother watching videos from Machinima if you dont like them!

    ANSWER MEEEEE!!!

  • aww, you a halo hater?

    halo is the most played game on live, get used to it

  • "You must be one patriotic muthafucka" Sorry, I just HAD to quote that.

  • Wooow. This is retarded. Not funny at all.

  • I agree !

  • "Look if you are just going to answer my questions for me, why even ask them?" " So you're a woman now!" lol..

  • reminds me of wanted

    Nice

  • 117th comment!!

  • damn that sucked

  • Why am I actually watching this video altough it fukken sucks?

  • then why comment

  • pretty funny