Project: Rant - RANT 028: I-10 East Is Not A Buffet

[JimmytheTexan1441]

That guy is a tough motherf*cker. Eating a huge as bite right after it comes out of the microwave is like trying to swallow molten magma.

[MrSnapplesauce]

@addacupofLIFEandLOVE they also sell duff energy drinks that looks like cans of duff

[ken6x]

:o i love those kind of noodles!

[Iamjustherek]

Now I want ramen...

[indigopocky]

who microwaves cup of noodles.... 0_o

[oOsprinklesOo]

OMG! there's actually such a thing as Duff beer?! I want one!!!

[ProjectRANT]

@oOsprinklesOo There's an awesome theater in Austin called Alamo Draft House. They used a local beer with the Duff labels while "The Simpsons Movie" was there. It was awesome!

[addacupofLIFEandLOVE]

@ProjectRANT Not just in austin! they have some in virginia too!

[Mikuruification]

@ProjectRANT I-10 East Is A Buffet -.-

[AKAnanaki]

This guy says this after he just microwaved Styrofoam. Very healthy...

[SerenityM16]

Note about food in the car: The lunch break is nice when the traffic is actually bumper to bumper due to construction or an accident. Heck, I always make sure there's food in the car when I go LARPing after my first event had me sit in traffic for hours for the toll between NJ and PA. But you're putting yourself and everyone else around you in danger doing this balancing act between driving and eating as well as being an inconvenience to everyone else. Eat, swerve, crash!

[Chipwhitley274]

At least he was eating Chinese food East bound...

[classicphile]

I once got stuck behind a guy doing only 35 in a 55 zone. I entered the freeway and he was the first car in front of me. I had hoped to get around him, but there was so much traffic going on in the other lanes and much faster, that I found it impossible to change lanes for a full 15 minutes. He didnt have his hazard lights on or eating anything. Turned out to be some old guy in his 80s, gripping the steering wheel while straining forward as if he was TRYING to see the road ahead of him.

[toomuch4u1vidz]

chinese food is good though

[gxkj]

This is the first one that made me laugh out loud.... great actor, great rant! The noodles he heats and eats seems to take away rather than add to the skit...

Thanks for these..

[KraziKhelsi]

hw ironinc.... he's using chapsticks...

[Kiwigal84]

that would p*** me off too love you guys project rant!

[MotorCityKitty79]

He's sexy when he's angry. :)

[ACeDiAx]

Maybe he was having a bad day due to a broken down car and thought,

Fuck it I'm eating Chinese food?

[yasharox]

Thumbs up for the duff beer in the background?

[DudleyaSetchellii]

What does White skin have to do with stupidity eFn racist.

[DavidMedia]

@DudleyaSetchellii cus most white people are stupid. along with most black people, chinese people, hispanic people... we're mostly all stupid man.

[xtremetemo08]

Ramen Noodles! And Duff beer!

[EmoIssues]

HHAAHAHHA he has Duff in the backround ^_^ Simpson refferences lol

[ninjaofthemist22]

Its like the chopstick pushed him over the edge XD

[thespiantheatergeek]

Actually, that Maruchan (circle-chan XD) Ramen you're eating is made in America, but its roots are Japanese. >.>

I really like this rant, probably cuz I've actually seen this happening, but the guy was eating a burrito and driving with his feet. O.o

[mnyfrsh]

And somehow it's not legal to drive them off a bridge into a frozen (or better yet flaming) river.

[bryantaa]

Fuck the 10 freeway and everything it stands for.

[needforspeeder098]

"So you can eat ****'n CHINESE FOOD!

[jhawg69]

Hey don't knock that guy in the white car! Perhaps he is trying to discover a method to creating fast food Chinese food that you can eat in the car and not make a mess! As for the chopsticks, he probably did that just to piss people off lol.

[MonstreDeMode]

Bottle of Duff ftw. :D

[PrimusRaxus]

ha Duff 

[schmittytitty1233]

what a bite that dude took. lol

[whiteheat42]

had to be in los angeles

[4535ification]

ramen noodles... lawls

[Oc4ever12]

Wow! I can't believe anyone could be that inconsiderate!!!

[TheIdiotCosplayers]

RAMEN! i like the tie...

[ValacorDruid]

Duff man! :D

[KanameLove]

Ramen is Japanese. Lol

[drgigglesdoescocaine]

like the duff beer

[icianthea]

Holy snap! Is that the illegal Duff beer from that brewery in Australia? And it's empty :(

[ProjectRANT]

@icianthea Nope, it was from The Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, Texas - served during The Simpsons Movie. Nice catch.

[icianthea]

@ProjectRANT I was going to say, there goes your kid's college education. I have no idea what the actual beer bottle looks like, I've only heard about it.

[gooberchild35]

hes just keepin austin weird geez

[ProjectRANT]

@gooberchild35 For realz, playa. Five to the one to the motherf*(&n' two.

[xseasonxchangex]

That first "WHAT THE F*CK!?" Killed me XD

[JeiJeiKatt]

He's eating chinese food.

".....With CHOPSTICKS."  XD

[UserUnfriendly21]

Maybe if EVERYONE was eating Chinese food on the I-10?

[pksmb1120]

I'd like to see how the MSG in his food affects his anger after he eats those Ramen noodles. lol. That was funny!

[lwierd]

subbed :D good vids-- the girls are annoying though.

[Darky12351]

....first thing i noticed on this video.... Duff Beer....

[SHABAM789]

@Darky12351 same

[Poohbear5560]

@Darky12351 haha me too!

[Horselover578]

i had that soup today..

it was good.

[jbean0]

I really don't understand why we don't retest people at least every couple years. but as it is they give it to you at 16 and only take it away when you're a drunk...

[ScubaSteve1974]

@jbean0 - Why? Is there going to be a question on the test asking "Should you eat Chinese food with chopsticks while on the interstate?" and expect someone to say "Yes!"

Well, maybe some people would.... And I guess they really should be removed from driving!

[jbean0]

@ScubaSteve1974 I'm not just talking about the written test ><...if you have a drivers liscense then you should recall that they made you drive for them as well...see, this is a great example for why we need to retest.

[ScubaSteve1974]

@jbean0 But it's not like the douchebag that's the subject of this rant's going to be eating their Chinese food during the test! On a test everyone's going to be on their best behavior so none of this stupidity (like teenage girls texting their BFFs) would be caught.

[stingstungme]

@jbean0 I don't think it would matter. If someone goes to take a driving test, they are going to be on their best behavior just like they would for an interview.

You think most people are going to pull out their dinner and start eating it while taking a road test or use their laptop while driving.

[Mikej1592]

@jbean0 I couldnt agree with you more, I think they should retest every time you renew your licence which in Oregon its 8 years, not often enough in my opinion most dipshits out here forgot how to drive the second they turn the key.