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  • or.........your gun to shoot

  • 51:00 for barrel condom

  • music

  • I always bring a shamwow also

  • what about a gun a mask a tank and a hopper

  • psshhh i always have lube and condoms

  • @paintballpig101 camvvti is right it. farmers originally used them to mark cattle.

  • fake and gay

  • lol? take extra co2 and paintballs

  • @sabulba57 C02 Sucks big dicks, you need Compressed Air

  • battery powered guns? lol 

    "ah man im screwed!!"

    "What man?, did they get you?"

    "No man, my gun just died on me"

  • @videosammy Yes. Most markers are battery powered

  • what about a gun

  • Dont use lube just use ur saliva its cheaper and better

  • hmm barrel condoms and lube... paintball sounds more fun

  • skip to 00:33 for the things you actually clicked to see..

  • lube and condoms?

  • that was chesey

  • what about paintballs air and ur gun itselft

  • @123skatecrew that's not important when paintballing.

  • shit i thought i was in the jungle

  • why dont u put ur maker in ur bag

  • @TLmysteryman123 yeah, your gonna be playing snake with a squeege, and lense cleaner! lol

  • stfu

  • The sound for my vid was sooooooo off

  • SCREEGEEES

  • is number 4 egg fried rice?

  • This video is useless :o

  • use a barrel condom to protect against accidental discharges. hehe.................

  • @extremehunter1996 haha funny

  • and ammo of course what if u run out of paintballs duh

  • Half the video was for some stupid magazine

  • its called rendering the movie learn how to do it

  • 30 sec of ads just won't do...

  • @quakershockey do you even play paintball? what you said is no shit but your gonna need batteries and all and wrenches

  • @leagueownage haha yea i play i was just playing... if were gonna say top 5... lets be honest, you don't need any of that without any of the things i llsted :)... jeez

  • @quakershockey sorry i can't tell if your sarcastic or not on the internet :P

  • hahahah funny

  • ROFLMAO OUT OF SINK!

  • he forgot the cup you know cup check

  • Mask lol? Maybe he means secondary necessities

  • those barrell covers are also good for keeping out dirt btw

  • play the audio and the video at the same time

  • lol barrel condoms

  • the audio is off

  • jingle, ur awesome. warped is cool. what field is that. hsp??

  • little off

  • fuck you mystrojak you will get 20 thumbs down so fast

  • dick head

  • @mystrojack explain to me how it is? real facts not just a 1 sided answer

  • the audio is not on time

  • Hello Jingle, my name is shake...

  • i can shoot what i don't see. I call it SPRAYING...hehe!!!

  • I met Jingle at my local field. He's so good.

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  • who names their kid "Jingle"?

  • asians

  • could be a nickname

  • they are alright i currently own a alpha black which comes like a m4 in stock it shoots fine but if you want a fast gun i wouldnt reccomend it if you do it can be upgraded but it will take about $150 BT guns also can be m4 style but i wouldnt buy one if i wanted a woodsball gun or something i would buy an a5 or 98 custom with a flatline and car stock

  • Interesting, sounds like you know what your talking about. Might have to google some of key words though. All a bit technical for me, yet. Paintball seems to be one of the few things in the UK that has not been banned/badly regulated. Might have to look into going again, but with my own marker. pop, headshot!

  • lol alpha black can be one of the fastest shooting woodsball/scenario guns out there.... just put an e-trigger in it

  • yea that and/or the x7

  • look there is senerio gear made to look real then speedball gear that looks fake

  • i heard it was to mark cattle haha.then they got the idea to shoot eachother

  • well if you think about it.. its not a gun.. its a air rifle that shoots paint.. so it marks things.. a.k.a MARKER. and the mag fed guns kick ass but only have like 18-25 shots.. woods-ball ONLY!! hope it helped..

  • Thanks :-)

    whats a "woods-ball"?

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  • woodsball is when you play in the woods speedball when you play in a field with little natural cover, most of the cover is man made, blow up bunkers, barrels, etc

  • woodsball- where you play in the woods? you dont need alot of ammo, cause ur basically going marine style trying to be sneaky

  • Does B-real still play for stoned assassins?

  • that is way out of sync

  • marker?

  • if he said those things youd call him an idiot, smartass

  • It's a marker

  • gun , marker same thing

  • good after the 40 bullshit introduction

  • have all of it

  • those are givens....

  • ya CPX is amazing.

  • yea im goin there sundayy

  • challenge park is $18 to get in i go every 2 weeks

  • i play paintball ever 2-4 month well i dont get like ever sunday to go play paintball+it like over $20 just to get in wher im from if your from illions,bellvile you may have been to extremepaintball park that the play wher i go ever 2-4 month

  • WTF what about all your paintball scopes? noobz

  • hahahah lol

  • barrel condoms r not for protecting accidental discharges, but for preventing paintball stds

  • Damn Evil Paint and Dye Paint....So true, ever so true.

  • lol

  • technically u cant prevent an accidentle discharge or shot, barrel sleeves are there because if u do have an accidentle discharge the sleeve wont let the paintball fly out lol

  • i disagree -_-

    Mask, Hopper, Marker, Tank, and paint

  • you forgot backup gun, gun crib, squeegies, pump gun. you know shit like that

  • Why do you need a pump gun? or crib? I just made a crib for my guns and ive been playing for 5 years.

  • ok well i could fit all that stuff in a brown paper bag... i just keep everything in gear bag. marker, hopper, jersey, pants, tank.

  • mask? tank? loader? gun? haha jk

  • keep all those but he never said keep ur marker :D

  • I keep paint skills and my gun the rest is optional..... >.>

  • rofl barrel socks dont stop accidental discharges. lol

  • i call them barrle condoms.

    haha.

  • Don't paintball people actually have guns in their bags -_- that was a lame mistake..

  • I believe we are called "ballas". That is what my friends and I call our selves.

  • #6 your marker -_-

  • Fantasy please help girls!!!

    DATEHERWOW . COM

  • yo he forgot to say your marker... that counts as something for your gear bag, otherwise you'll be pretty pissed/bored if the paintball field your going to is about 20 miles away from you.

  • i hate acitental discharges

  • JUST TO LET YOU GUYS KNOW... he gets paid to say that stuff. It's scripted.

  • pfft i do duuh

    get with it man god

  • what?

  • who names there kid jingle?

  • its called a nickname

  • most of this stuff is common sense for the average paintball player. i just cant find google spear any where, where the fuck did this guy get it????

  • lol fucking jingle

    wild card is a good team :tup:

  • ehh i always got my condom and lube

  • Lol always want to be protected

  • lol funny

  • your a fucking noob thats what they are called,

  • yes he dus bcause that is wat they called noob

  • ohh yeah i feel soooooo much better about myself calling people noobs!!!!

  • haha wat about your gun dont u want that to

  • I think he is trying to cover some of the less obvious things, Most people would have the intelligence to include marker, hopper, tank and mask in the bag without having to be told ^^

  • i second that

  • hopper gun barrel

  • and a tank you silly goose.

  • i like to think of myself a duck

  • hmmm not a swan? or a Flamingo? i would personally take a Stork.

  • I'm more or a penguin

  • ahh i see.

  • You're an idiot..

    Please go kill yourself, thanks.

  • JINGLES FIXED MY ANGEL!!!!

  • What?? No Ganja In The Gear Bag That Should Be The Number One Thing You Need In Your Gear Bag.

  • lol at 1:32 you can see the microphone

  • gun barrel hopper tank mask

  • He looks like Bobby Lee lol

  • ahahahahahahaha omfg

  • loving the mgs music in the begining

  • haha what a guy

  • why dis stoned assassins retire anyways?

  • 1:10 LOL

  • paintball is prob the only sport u can ask people if they have any lube and wont get shit about it lol

  • lol that right

  • Eh what about the gun???

    pods

  • it takes a retard not to know to bring that

  • Hey, this is PBKid's Mom dude, you don't have to be a jerk about it do you? Kid's 11 for cryin out loud.

  • LOL!

    a mom?? lmao!

    i was just saying that. i wasnt saying he was a retard

  • Yeah his Mom. I guess that's funny somehow that a Mom would actually do her job and keep tabs on her kid.

    Too bad he's probably going to kill me when he sees this. Just sayin, careful with your words, you never know how they might be taken.

  • i doubt its a mom dude?? what mom says dude??

  • LOL. Man you're screwed.

  • haha

  • you guys are arguing on youtube feel special in life

  • use oil

  • i think the most important is a barrel condom and lube...

  • do ions use lube or oil?

  • dow 33 lube

  • haha, batteries are just for gays xD

  • that guy that runs in and steals the battery is on pimp my ride

  • he said ALWAYS! keep in your gear bag! and it takes a retard not to know that they have to take their gun.

    This video is meant for smart people!

  • dumbass the first thing you should have is your gun

  • ur gun is gonna be in ur hand playing DUMBASS!

    he said "always have in your gear bag"

    u must be a dumbass to play paintball with ur gun in your bag!

  • im a dumbass ?? so tell me where do you put your gun when you go to the field in your ass pocket ??

  • wtf lube for your gun?

  • yea?

  • isnt that for having sex?

  • yea but u also need your barrel condom for protection...

  • you right you put it on the barrel to your gun incase you shoot when you dont mean to...

  • you are an idiot.

  • pretty funny.

  • i second that

  • 1:30 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • im pretty sure its a my chemical romance song but i forget the name

  • 1:10 was so cheesey

  • lol they used MGS 3 jungle sound track at beginning

  • pevspaintballer you now remind me of why I spend the time to read the comments rather than just watch the video...

    oh yes that was classic

  • You can see the boom mic in the last shot.

  • haha

    u forgot alan wrenches

    how the hell ru gonna change the battery

    lol