How to Clean Soft-Shell Crab - CHOW

[LJFawcett]

Why do you rip out its lungs before cutting its face off?

[sharpkeet]

feed it Doritos consommé for a southwestern death

[Juvenilememory]

"Warning:The video's graphic."

[sebastiaanmohr]

why not cut the face first so it doesnt have to go through the taking the lungs part alive

[G0dliek]

fucking vegematarian rage here....

[salvadoreanninja]

ouch! Why?

[younglexofficial]

so brutal



[vihannes3]

very, very helpful 10/10 thanks for the footage i have this on loop 24/7

[Hupuable]

He could have cut off the face, killing the crab, earlier, instead of mutilating it live.

[MadChef82]

lol @ all the ridiculous people in this video's comments. You realize it's a crab right? Do you say it's brutal or disgusting when you step on a cockrach or annihilate a fly with a swatter?

[rvvs89]

@MadChef82 I'm guessing you normally tear off a cockroach's legs before stepping on it, because otherwise I don't see the analogy.

[VOCALOIDSUCKS]

idiot.youre supost to keep it fresh

[michaelkaliber]

@VOCALOIDSUCKS so you aint gonna cook it? isnt that why they say freshly cooked?

[KrisdashPaul]

This kills the crab. ;_;

[privatepersonalc]

Where the hell is Gordon when you need him!

[privatepersonalc]

(murder)!

[dismemberednecromorf]

*dislike* (I didn't actually dislike)

[walrusfetuses]

And how do you think their natural predators eat them? Wait for them to die then chew them alive?

[ohmygod200k]

This is so fucking disgusting.

[RaggaeOfFunk]

I love eating soft shell crab, but god damn this is kind of disturbing.

[crazyman10101]

it looks dead after he pulls off the "apron", but im sure by the time he pulls out the "feathers" its dead. way dead before he cuts it's face off.

[thehyphenator]

way to personify it

[iAmAuss]

>Just cut the face off.

[CrocoDuck420]

Such is life in the zone.

[UsaraDark]

The top comments are the same...

[wuzuphomeyg]

wtf. this is soo brutal.

[elektronikc]

i think the best option would have been to cut the face of first..

[3E971]

Folks, you HAVE to start with a live crab if you don't, the toxins in the non muscle tissue will leach into the meat and make you sick.

Try a dead one if you don't believe me...

The "twitching" is just leftover reflexes.

Once you cut the face, it no longer feels anything.

Oh, and that hamburger you ate at your favorite fast food joint yesterday also used to be alive... but I bet it didn't taste as good as a soft shell crab...

[lazysonglover1]

-This KILLS the poooor crab in a brutal wayy!!! D:<

[AnonymousAsianGaming]

Removing it's "apron".

Removing it's lungs.

Cutting it's entire face off with a pair of kitchen shears.

..."This kills the crab"..Yeah,because i wouldn't have figured that out..

[Xxjaguar123xX]

the akward moment when the 2 top comments are the same o;

[G0dliek]

YEAH IT LOOKS KINDA DEAD BEFORE HE CUTS IT'S FACE

sissys

[Coolshanny]

This kills the crab,

[VampireKnight233]

Mr.Krabs..... WHERE ARE YOU?

[IsaacBrailsford]

that's disgusting, have a little respect for the thing, i'm not vegetarian or anything but there must be some other humane way instead of cutting it's fucking face off, prick.

[faladith]

@IsaacBrailsford this is the humane way... cutting off its head = no more pain for the crab

[berryhill88]

@faladith Well yeah, AFTER he rips his organs and lungs out. Very comfortable.

[faladith]

@berryhill88 you specifically mentioned that cutting it's face off was brutal, i simply pointed out that it isn't

[monypril]

@IsaacBrailsford Decapitation is one of the most humane ways possible to kill any living thing.

[Karatiannadiante]

try to enjoy it... after seeing it suffocate and twitch frying on the pan, umm no

[JackieChan173]

is tree hugger still an insult?

[mrspickles15]

THIS IS SO SAD </3

[Trikko215]

The crab dies

[zango010]

Cut the face off first!

[mynameisnobodymkay]

HERP THIS DURRS THE CRAP DERP

[2edsajdmsa]

Why didn't you kill it first?!?!

[magical11]

@2edsajdmsa If your head was cut off, do you think you'd still be alive?

[StupidKidsFiles]

u just rip it apart alive?!?!?!

[spritegirl178]

Poor crab

[AspLode]

This kills the crab.

[Dinglebarriez]

This kills the crab

[akiratrooper]

Using a pair of poultry shears, quickly cut off the front of the crab about ¼ inch behind the eyes for massive damage.

[ANONONTHEJEWTUBE]

This is also how I clean my junk.

[solesurv]

Stop posting all this crap you damn wanna be animal rights people. READ THE TITLE WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING? DON'T LIKE? WELL DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO!

[Segeric]

This kills the crab.

[sgtmadcatz]

This kills the crab.

[langhalsen]

This kills the crab.

[thetrashyboy]

I just eat the whole thing because I'm an animal like that!!

[superweegee]

Yea, i just ripped this crabs lungs out while explaining what i was doing with an expressionless voice, but its tasty.

[knotwrite]

You tear the lungs out before cutting off its head?

That's some seriously evil shit right there.

[hokans777]

did he died

[peffiSC2source]

This kills the crab

[leeroyjenks]

@peffiSC2source This kills the crab.

[cjoemex]

try that whit a cow lol

[retrotw]

At the end of the day...the crab dies...the difference is minute...like 20 secs apart no matter how u do it...boil it alive for all i care...

[gondra13]

THIS IS CRUEL, DELICIOUS MURDER!

[WhenLinkAttacks]

wow thanks, now i know how to destroy a crab :)

[Nnonymous]

fatality, flawless victory!

[EpicWinNY]

Did it died?

[LongSchlong9000]

@EpicWinNY

Yes, this kills the crab.

[riotofdablood]

Even Kratos won't dare do that.

[Qaydence]

Won't be home for dinner.

Feeding a different family tonight...

[riotofdablood]

hope crabs do that to you

[imthetank3]

undress the crab and then remove its air system before you remove his face duhhh

[lxCowGoMooxl]

@imthetank3 That's what he did. ._.

[jeremiahbonelli]

thats exactly how you do it you rainbow runners

[graphBoy]

That was a pretty hardcore.

[bhrmaximo]

would you like to have your organs riped off  and have your face cut off by a crab? D: thats painfull man

[Drelvon]

This video makes me wanna eat more animals, so I will go and do that.

[Aprilshowersss]

If someone put plate with a bug covered in peas in front of me I would probably vomit. Good luck "trying" to enjoy it.

[TheCheerfulMessiah]

This kills the crab.

[Brulszd]

@TheCheerfulMessiah That's the point. You're not gonna eat it alive are ya?

[o0Rice0o]

omg pooooorrrr crab! you dirty monsters!!! how oculd you (cry) T.T

[XsirtX]

This kills the crab.

[mrr1181]

thats brutal..... cut the head first you dicks

[robot720]

In soviet russia crab kills the this...

[PaniPoniMesousa]

This video makes me want to go vegan :/

[purplesodapop]

This kills the crab.

[jorg315]

kill the poor crab first at least

[nyork22]

I WILL AVENGE EVERY SINGLE SAD CRAB

[shorkian]

THIS KILLS THE CRAB

[ShrimpPalooza]

@shorkian NO SHIT?

[lin2k4]

Why do you have to take the lungs and apron off? Does it taste bad?

[mabrumbach]

@lin2k4 lets just say they are called "dead man's fingers" for a reason.

[Silkie341]

So many tree hugging PETArds. It's a crab not a kitten.

[BecauseICanChug]

YOU SAY A LITTLE BRUTAL....BUT YOU CUT ITS FUCKING FACE OFF.

[blutfrosch]

HOLD THE FUCK ON FOR A MOMENT. You rip its intestines out and THEN you actually kill it? :/

[defleppardgirl2009]

All you tree huggers need to quit complaining. you're probably gonna make it and eat it anyway

[WippenPong]

LOOK AT THAT CRAB TWITCH AT 0:30

[jakemandue]

@Lelc27 Dude don't get so mad LOL This may not be the right way to you, but it's a way to get it done. No need to be so hostile.

[pokerguy94]

Shouldn't you kill the crab BEFORE ripping it's organs out?

[S1gmundFreud]

you really fucked him up.... damn.

[Nekologic]

oh yeah, just go ahead and CUT ITS FUCKING FACE OFF.

[LegendKiller0713]

You're doing it wrong! You need to flip it over and attack its weak point for massive damage!

[guilhermecruz]

This destroys the crab.

[hollowpointred]

you hippy bastards are a bunch of retards! its a fucking crab!

[Wat0the0french0toast]

>:o. that kills the crab. 

[IllusionOfHatred]

Me want crab, now.

[FreeAsInFreedoooooom]

"This is a little brutal, but it's the trouble we have to go through"

Oh yeah man, sure. It's a tough fucking life. Eating that crab is essential.

[BluehighwayACE]

"...and really try to enjoy it." If you need to try...

[Robalose]

Okay, why the fuck wouldn't you kill it first? This is messed up.

[AaronWright3]

so, please tear its behind off, rip out its lungs, and cut off its face. enjoy your meal sir.

[Maartintornillo]

0:01 show tits?

[darkquail2003]

The sonofabitch cuts the head off last -_-

This kills the crab.

[PillerAngel72]

My food now cries to me after watching this...

[PredsGrrl]

Crab biography. 2 - The trouble of making? Or.. a couple of chefs who were up to no good started making trouble in the neighborhood? 3 - FRESH AS POSSIBLE (I knew it) 4 - You wanna rip that off... 5 - Rip that out.. 6 - CUT the face off.. (press 6 repeatedly) CUT the face off.. CUT the face off.. 8 - And really try to enjoy it lolz

[ryzom125]

This man is a monster... those shears suck.

[JTF2000]

surely you cut the face off first?

[zzztubazzz]

Stupid ass white boy

[ELEMENT1111100]

@smaug100 Who cares, it's a crab.

[Ancel4]

@ELEMENT1111100 ANIMAL ABUSE: Pikachu does not approve. Plus you could go to prison.  It's torture, you try having you back ripped off, then your lungs torn out, THEN your head cut off.

[ELEMENT1111100]

@Ancel4 Animals kill animals. We are animals. We can kill animals.

That is all.

[Ancel4]

@ELEMENT1111100 Touché, unknown internet person/possible troll. Touché.

[shokumasterify]

@ELEMENT1111100 Yes, but you can't deny that we have a sense of morality that outweighs our current impulse for survival, since it's moot due to the fact that, you know, you don't have to go out and bang a bull in the head with a rock to eat. Your argument is definitely right from a completely rational standpoint- lions don't care about how that gazelle feels. It's just that, we aren't completely rational beings. The burden of feeling makes us sympathize with our prey, however delicious it is.

[FknGvna]

@smaug100 Where's the nervous system??

[JewsInUranus]

@smaug100

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE MORALITY AND COOKING ABILITY OF A YOUTUBE CHEF!

You sir deserve no account. >:(

[JVL8701]

what a loser. thts how life is. get over it

[chefkoo]

@smaug100 It's easier

[Shanongao]

@smaug100 Dude lobsters and crabs are boiled alive allll the time....

[taloca121]

@smaug100 ikr! it was so sad to see the crabz twitchin in the pan while being fried :(

[Anamatonamaton]

@taloca121 *facepalm*

[taloca121]

@Anamatonamaton wat? anyway, I forgot to log off and my sister watches dumb stuff like this and comments and then I get all these damn messages of people yelling at me and shyt and I'm like wtf that wasn't me! so whatever she said, just ignore it. She can't cook worth a damn, so I don't know why she watched this anyway...

[hardware72]

@smaug100 for the lulz

[chefkoo]

@smaug100 Why not? Maybe he doesn't share your values. Maybe, just maybe, he has a... different opinion (GASP!!!)

[Hellblazer302]

*Dramatic turn and music plays*

[Hellblazer302]

@smaug100 there is no actually way of ensuring that an animal suffers no pain on death, we estimate that destroying the nervous system will do, but scientifically no one is sure about it.

[chefkoo]

@smaug100 Why do you care if it feels pain?

[revenger1997]

@smaug100 The crab has no spinal cord, means no pain.

[Brulszd]

@smaug100 Tree Hugger.

[toolbaggers]

"lung" do not equal "gills"

stop getting ur skoolin from the bible

[HaloLvl43Legit]

sad crab :(

[phantomatt502]

This is the most metal seafood dish I've ever seen.

[ClassicRockFan1220]

This is the trouble WE have to go through. hahahahahaha

[DarkVivec]

Using a pair of claws, cut off the head of the human about 1/4 inch below the jugular. This kills the human.

[panamcspana]

Haha holy shit, he rips off the apron and gills before killing it.

[geheg3d]

Sir, you are a monster. The least you could do is kill the crab before removing the preipherals instead of torturing it before murdering it.\

Sir, you disgust me

[Lunarvx22]

You're supposed to cut the face off first, to kill it.

[zefem]

@Lunarvx22 Like it fucking matters crabs dont feel pain and the end result is the same: tasty crab.

[Lunarvx22]

@zefem You're no scientist, buddy.

[toolbaggers]

@Lunarvx22

how could he be a scientist when he his science knowledge is the same as a 5 year old?

actually, i think 5 year olds know the difference between lungs and gills

retarded!!

[sarevor]

This reminds me of th SAW movies

[DeathMage]

Attack the weak point for massive damage.

[opmike343]

For all the detractors, how is this any worse than how these crabs would have died in their natural environment? Is dying in the jaws of a carnivore "more humane?" Anyone who isn't a vegan really has no room to call foul on anything in this video. These crabs probably lead better lives (not that they would have cared either way) up until their deaths than ANY of the animals you're getting your pork, poultry, and beef products from.

[ffrmaster]

Anyone doing this please cut his head off first or something holy fuck

[jetsal]

That's brutal.

[JordanN5253]

did it die?

[toolbaggers]

@JordanN5253

its in heaven

[bluddehspai]

He sacrificed his life for your good dish.

He wanted you to be happy.

[toolbaggers]

@bluddehspai

just like jesus, but tastier and healthier

[Creamy360]

imagine having your skin ripped off, your lungs torn out and your face hacked off, boiled alive, then eaten

[zefem]

@Creamy360 but thats wrong you fucking retard. crabs dont feel pain. it doesnt even know what the fuck is going on. all they do is react to their enviroment like a preprogramed robot. there just like big ants.

[MyLifeInWonderland]

@zefem how do you know that?

I'm truly amazed at how you seem to know what a crab feels and what i doesnt

after all, you cant know for sure, unless you are a crab

[MyLifeInWonderland]

@MyLifeInWonderland

oka, minor spelling mistake, "what a crab feels and what IT doesnt feel"