Vampires vs Zombies Fight

[MrLoVe2HaCk1]

U BROKE MY FUCKIN TOOTH

[c4r50n1]

Why isn't Charlie Daniels playing fiddle?

[ligador23]

I always thought that, a lot of time ago, probably the same virus of rabies (As it had no cure) really existed and became an epimedy, as rabies do, turn the infected human violent in a very long period, most likely like two years before neuronal symptoms occur. And if in this age, the people were all religious (medieval) thought they were sent by the demon and, they don't suck the blood, they just attack you and bite you, contaminating the other.

And turning him in a vampire. Today cure exists

[wildfiresoftware]

WTF? First, that's not a vampire, that's a chick with fake fangs. (And according to many legends, vampires can exist in the sunlinght) But she's not one of those Twilight "vampire" wannabes either.

Even in broad daylight a freshly risen vampire would have knocked his head clean off in a single backhand!

[BentoBoxBobbyTV]

Is that Kenny Rogers or Colonel Sanders?

[01marky]

The old man looks like Malcolm Macdowell

[watcher384]

santa claus vs. vampire

[godyx28]

una mierda esta peliculaaaaa re trucha pague al pedo el alquiler ajja

[PaddyWhackish]

fuck chuck norris

nobody messes with kenny rogers ;0)

[singularku]

@PaddyWhackish LOL

[behindDkeys]

on 0:40 where did the old guy punch .-.?

[ogsamsterrr]

GUYS TYPE IN DEADLIEST WARRIOR VAMPIRES VS ZOMBIES 100 PERCENT LEGIT FIGHT!!!!!!!

[HamonLord]

they did this on deadliest warrior too. 

[OneFoolShow]

I was laughing so hard when the guy pushed the vampire away.. lol!! :D

[matthewcheatham]

so umm where are the zombies?

[Deathxm2]

Santa claus!!!!!

[kidtank9]

smacked the black right off of him

[Bladevampirek]

where's the zombie..

[Globulerougeetblanc]

where can i watch this film?????? plllliiiiiiiiizzzzzz!!!!

[KISSrocks419]

um...I see the vampires, but where are the zombies?

[psymaster1234]

Such bad acting, domg.

[drakuse1]

SUPER PUNCH!!!!!

[OniricGod]

Twilight is the remake of this

[JunicoLoco]

you broke my fucking tooth

[Stormforce101]

Wait, where's the zombie?

[taoaoal]

she's kind of cute looking. who is the zombie?

[nativewolf2007]

did he seriously try and grab her cooch at 0:40?

[thechchr]

OMG! SHE TRIED TO KILL KENNY (ROGERS)

[pussbuketnott06]

wtf??? i wouldnt buy this movie but that looks quite funny XD

[inghomerogzz]

What Zombie?

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

@EvilDarkJackel Nah, I'm not kidding, Any movie that has santa claus as a vampire hunter is a badass movie!

[mouabetter]

Hilarious!!! Soooo dumb that it's funny!

Broke her fucking tooth! Gotta be a classic scene!!!

[fidendu2]

that's so sick and gay but still better then twilight

[TheBaller905]

YOU BROKE MY FUCKING TOOTH, we're even! You broke my ceegar!

[CoolSchoolProduction]

dude the logo man i was eating!

[zeziir]

crap

[simpledood]

May or may not be Kenny Rogers

[TheBDlive]

Ya ... That's really GAY!!!

[atomichead777]

where the hells the zombies????

[hawler86]

WTF?????

[MrBenno22698]

at 0:41 did he punch her pussy?

[Ultimatefiren]

Shes fat.

[Metalhead6520]

wtf were the directors thinking?

[grayfoxx11]

cut,print,gay....but still beats twlight 

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE BREAK SANTAS CIGAR YOU VAMPIRE BITCH!

[HaikelJumpstyle]

You broke my fucking tooth , well now we're even cause u broke my fucking cigar

[HaikelJumpstyle]

Yeah where are the zombies ?



[los4piromanosycompa]

Boobs at 00:27, noly reason to see this

[eliwansebentri]

its chuck norris!!!

[ravensshadow08]

Kenny Rogers musta needed money for his plastic surgery.

[rock3tcat]

This actually hurt my eyes while watching... "You hurt my fucking Cee-gar" xD

[Lenooc403]

"You broke my fucking cigarr" XD

[itinkgirlzhot12]

wtf how is the vampire out in daylight is she a day walker like blade?

[MultiSpiderdude]

The only thing that kill a zombie is a human.

[pukedragon]

there's not much that couldn't beat a zombie. The only thing i can think of might be a skeleton, but even a skeleton has the speed advantage.

[cocoadile]

wheres the damn zombies man i want to see a vampi8re and a zombie fight i bet its very epic

[bcsROBBERY]

epic

[jalvin19]

Did anyone else notice that she was fighting him in broad daylight? She must be one of those twilight vampires :-P

[BloomPrincessofSparx]

@jalvin19 Nah, I didn't see any sparkles. Plus she actually had fangs!

[BloodyBay]

@jalvin19 Nah, she's not sparkling. She probably just has a half-inch layer of sunscreen all over her.

[animereviewer129]

@jalvin19 mate twilight sucks and all those stereotypes about vampires can only come out at nights bull crap

[777wanabe]

@jalvin19 daywalker!! And, she got her ass kicked by kenny rogers

[PsychoticVampyreGirl]

@jalvin19

I have never seen this movie but the woman said Carmilla gave her the bite... Carmilla can walk in the sun... You but be a classical Vampyre movie fan or you must be a very big Vampyre fan to know of Carmilla. If you read Bram Stokers Dracula you would know of Carmilla then. There are many films on Vampyre's as you know and not all of them are the same! Twilight is a Vampyre moon no matter what way you look at it! Not not such thing as a Vampyre wannabe movie. Not all of them are same

[romeosqueene11]

where the breadstick are the zombies

[blackmanpancakes]

@romeosqueene11 hahahahahaha

[bloodwolf713]

What zombie

[Demonster99]

WTF IS THIS

[PREDAL1ENWARRIOR]

better than twilight

[WOLF777dude]

@PREDAL1ENWARRIOR What isn't?

[Diablo44555]

omg WTF is this shit santa vs the vampire I gess santa is stronger then vampires

[pedriatus]

lol

[scarecrow620]

It depends on the situation; Zombies usually attack in groups and could surround the vampire... And dead people are just plain creepy and awesome

[DjinnMasterminds]

there is a new game for iphone called Zombies Vs. Vampires... pretty cool if your a zombie fan

[therudeboii9]

damn

[myshoesrockyoursocks]

dont fuck with santa

XD

[Whosaysrawrr]

why doesnt she get burn?

[KindredAutmn]

amm the worst movie ever made?

[AtomicGT55]

LMAO

[Glamisman99]

you r rite this is a crappy film

[blaboven]

is that ashley tisdale?

[gasahsdafas]

zombies wins vampires have codes while zombie doesn't have any restriction sun hah they laugh at the sun and they use that to their advantage and kill all the vampires zombie pwns all

[thakillernl]

@gasahsdafas no they wont vampires can easily win in a fight with a zombie they can rip there freaking head off.. they can take on horde's of zombies :)

[LolsitzGeorge]

@thakillernl maybe im wrong but i remember seeing movies where zombies lost their heads but continued to move. zombies can simply oppress them through sheer numbers and push the vampires into the lighr.

[thakillernl]

@LolsitzGeorge they can rip them apart till they dont can move anymore.. and its vampire'S vs zombies so there are more then 1 vamp its not just 1 vamp against a lot of zombies :) its a lot of vamps vs a lot of zombies and i think if u put 1 vs 1 vamp wins..

i even think if u put 1 vamp against like 5 zombies it would still win... but that just my opinuin = )

[MusicalVariety]

@thakillernl Vampires would win because zombies are mindless zones; they just want to feed. However, vampires have an operational brain. They could get a group of guns and shot the frig out of the zombies and kill the hell.

[thakillernl]

@MusicalVariety u just helped me make my point =) thankx u : D

[MusicalVariety]

@thakillernl That's what I'm hear for! ;-)

[chazznova33]

@thakillernl Do you think a Vampire has eyes on its back? no it has obviously not. so if it took on a horde of Zombies, then one vampire could not win.

[thakillernl]

@chazznova33 it could just put his back to a wall and with his supernatural strengt pounce all the zombies away from him.. if u give a normal man a good weapon he can kill already a lot of zombies..

+ there slow.. its zombies not infected..

[chazznova33]

@thakillernl not every Vampire is smart... even through i have to say that my money is on the Vampires.

[thakillernl]

@chazznova33 and like i said before... its vampires... SSS .. more then 1 vampire.. its vampires vs zombies.. not just 1

[JustinORGAZMIC]

lmfao! you broke my tooth! you broke my cigar!

[Diablo9964]

It sucked and there no damn zombie.

[trish2416]

"Carmella gave me the bite" kml

[Psquit]

santa is angry because a vampire broke his cigar

[NTJedi]

Well now we're even... because you broke my fuc**ng cigar. LOL

[Dirtycris1]

damn i wud hav fucked that vampire

[naig17]

God, who's that, Santa?

[lilchangeling]

lmao seriously i mean seriously! broke a tooth? she needs more calcium

[harrygats]

good thing i didnt waste my time wo watch the whole movie

[VIPER2871]

zombie vs a vampire epic zombie KILL HER ASS FEAST ON HER BRAINS roflmao

[coolgirlyhotty]

lol

Vampire woman: YOU BROKE MY FUKIN TOOTH! lol

[Hakkun9872]

That old guy's lucky to have survived that long against that she-bitch vampire. He even has time to joke around while she beats the ever-loving crap out of him. So cool.

[LucKyNexuss]

omfg a vampire fighting under the sun!!! very strong vampire .... fcking amateurs....

[diestroduende]

I watched that whole fucking movie, and that scene didn't make any fucking sense whatsoever. Only saw like, 4 zombies.

Sorry "Brinke Stevens"...even your' Z-grade star power couldn't save this heap of shit called a movie.

[mrceebees14]

It's Kenny Rogers!!!!!

[superfootball31]

that had no zobies in it stupid

[TheAlmightyBox]

I wonder if a vampire loses a fang, do the other vampires call them snaggle tooth?

[abridgeduploader]

Vampire wins.... unless it's a Twilight vampire.... Pretty much anything beats them.

[DarkFriendship911]

FUCK!!! YA!!! GO SANTA.....were's the zombies at anywho GO SANTA

[jhonnybyah]

lol if santa would beat up a vampire over a cigar, we better not piss him off.

[Brando216]

its alittle dumb

not to sound like a know~it~all but vampires cant go into the sun

[Shino0657]

Where was the Zombie? And everyone knows Santa can kill a vampire without even trying.

[sweetrevenge191]

This movie deserves an oscar. All it needs is tommy wiseau to make a cameo

[diestroduende]

Hahahaha! Tommy Wiseau has better acting chops than all the actors in this movie combined!

[sanbastase69]

You broke mi fucking tooth, now..... what can a one-thoot vampire do in a beautiful day like this? I mean, look at the sun tha was suposse to be burning me the fuck out, look how beautifull it is

[BABNetwork]

that was like porno acting

[mikethee1]

yeah wtf how do u not come close to the title of the movie ? this is pure shit

[jackavlanche]

Why in da FUCK is she beating up santa claus man wtf he do no give her a decrepit dildo

[joel10uk]

1:03 - My fucking ciiiigar.

[NBluth]

I just want to know how you can Fuck up a concept like this. Vampires Vs. Zombies should have been the most epic movie ever, and yet It's total shit. Who was in charge of this movie?

[forgetpolitics]

No zombies, no stars.

[irbb07]

what is a vamp doing in the sunlight? why is she fight saint nick? thow is so stupid its funny.

[Slipknot1612]

that´s irreal a vampire at daylight?

[Ang1152]

errr shitty video

[Shinji0708]

ehhhm .. its morning Oo why is she alive ?

[fishworshipper]

that was a human vs a vampire

[upyoursx12]

this is so fake and the teeth on the girl is plastic and there is no zombies i rate a 1

[beepsbobby]

cool hot babe in it to

[BearGryllsSG]

0_0"

[kain4457]

u broke my fuckin tooth!!!!!

[johnnyhorror92182]

Santa looks like he got that coat from Wolverine.

Hey, where are the Zombies???

[bbqpanties]

That's what I was wondering....

[Evilspidercat]

@johnnyhorror92182 Nah, looks more like he got it from Leon Kennedy.

[deathmetaliscool]

you broke my FUCKIN TOOTH

[DeliriumVeil]

Hell yeah Santa... punch fuck her!! She's been a naughty bitch all year long!!

[belgarde1986]

goes to show ya, santa claus has still got it. thats was some punch in the cuch

[arsenal1543]

this is the worst movie i have ever tried to watch, i could not stop laughing when he puched her in the vagina

[moninnYem]

@arsenal1543 lol thats called a falcon punch.

[DACriticMan]

@arsenal1543 clearly u haven't seen Cabin Fever 2 =)

[maymay274]

@arsenal1543 ikr

[drummerman1989]

0:33 lol

[deathmetaliscool]

AAGahahaha

[jimdigital]

kenny rogers punched her in the vagina!lmao

[gonepishing]

this is so bad its jsut not funny anymore

[thesacredbeast2000]

that was badass it was like santa norris

[venomCX7]

this movie should of been buried with the E.T. game

[duddyharmon]

man, kenny rogers has got some moves

[bobbydigital20g]

trust the Gordons Fisherman

[hirognoma]

that was a relly crappy film lol

[balrog13571]

Oh wait never mind. I looked this up and apparently the cover was a cash in on FvsJ since that film made alot of money.

[helanteri]

So you think that man is zombie...

And you think all other people are zombies to. Are you some fucking kid who play video games to much!?

[balrog13571]

I was at the video store the other day and you know what I noticed? The dvd totally stole the cover idea of Freddy vs Jason. Well that makes sense cause that was the only vs film that I had fun with. Critics say Troll 2 was better!

[PonchoGustavo]

how does this involve zombies?

[shepja87]

this scene don't have zombie's in it but the rest of the film features them alot

[ouroborosbite]

isn't that the dude from Cannibal the musical?

[patmrhottiepantz]

well...it does say crappyfilm :/

[KyuubiNaruto9tailed]

Vampires move at night this is in Braod daylight

[TwilightDuality]

Movie is absolute garbage. You think it's a porno five minutes in. Then it gets to the lesbian sex scene. Yup.

Best description comes from Something Aweful: "Vince D'Amato took a premise that was basically guaranteed to make his movie an instant hit with the indie horror crowd in spite of his nonexistent budget, and he fucked it until it bled. The resulting wretched, scarred, abused, tortured rape victim of a movie is an unwatchable seventy minutes of shattered homes and broken dreams."

[Kiffmeyer94]

yeah I have this crappy film,ahahah!

[TheTrollRogue101]

This movie is much better than Twilight!

the acting, the effects and the pure intensity of it...

(no offence to the twilight books btw)

<3

[rygil9]

proof that santa is chuck norris's father

[travkit]

i love this movie it's so funny but so crappy....

[darkwolfik13]

hahahahah :D is no scary is funny :D

[drkAdge]

what the flying fuck was this? How someone could go through the process of hiring actors, producers, directors, ect., then film this, is waaaaay beyond me. Good for a laugh though!

[jj1only]

How did they get Kenny Rogers to be in this? lol

[Loidrial]

gimmi back my 1.15min!

[sidvicious42]

The whole movie is terrible. All i could do was laugh at it over and over again. hoollyy sssshheeeaattt