You'll Poke Your Eye Out With That Thing

[mrreddinglovesnicki]

ew ur ugly put it on slowly

[adlereagle123]

Whats up with all the comments? The lady isn't that fat! And, if that happened to me, I would of sued them too! Hell yeah, who would turn that money offer down of 25,000? I know obviously you guys wouldn't . Quit making assumptions.

[stelvans]

Fuckin worlds gone mad 52 year old fat ass should not be in a thong.

[branko2301]

..........a thong?......omg thats like the last thing i would imagine someone would poke his eye out with a thong

[luisesquivel]

FAKE N' GAY!!!

[ericwho1984]

Can I sue them for a)giving me horrid mental images, b)the lawyer..talk..ing uh, talking. with..many ..uh..too many uh ..pauses and uh uhs.. and c)trying to avoid the money question.

[robsatease]

did this nigger win?

[storage2k]

Do you think she did? The lawyer got the lowest score on the bar exam in the State. No wonder he took the case. No one probably goes to him.

[Blokjoker]

how does a staple fly that fucking far and fast to pierce the eye?

also how does a 2 pronged object stab three times unless it came out of the eye and was like fuck it and went back in.

the thong was probably saving her. it was like omg dont look in the mirror you shouldnt be wearing me your fat as fuck and you clearly dont realise, i know ill blind you!!

[gabriellesilverwood]

I bet victoria's secret CEO will be like WTF that's what she's sueing us for?

[ridewithconnolly]

hmm this is why only girls with fit bodies should wear thongs. im guessing that her fat ass stretched it too much and it broke?

[popsizcrazy]

uuuuuuuuuuuugh why is that fat hoe wearin a thong

[xxlovelyxvampirexx]

Lol Because she had to stretch it to get it on so it broke XD

[roboneko77]

srsly wtd,lolwut

[PenItFoMeYo]

That fat bitch doesnt need to be wearing a thong.

[peaceandloveletsblow]

People are f'ing ridiculous. shit happens.

I scraped my tow when I dropped a flip flop, kill the evil do-ers!!!

[rreierson]

UPDATE: Victoria Secret released a statement today.

Victoria Secret: "HAHAHAHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHA, we'll see her in court, bring the thong and shave your snatch, you will be modeling the "offending Thong." This lawsuit will be used as a poster child for fat chicks shouldn't wear thongs."

[courtneyawalsh]

Seriously??????

Living proof that Truth really IS stranger than fiction.

[manklang]

if you want to publicly humiliate yourself and your family for a little bit of cash, you know what to do. ; )

at least be a hooker and then you can keep it secret.

[elmhaven]

Oh please, can you say, "I see dollar signs?"

[damilkman49]

lol a thong poked my eye out thong !eww and she's fat

[amartz88]

obviously she bought them WAY too small because normal people do not have this issue. and gross, she obviously has not washed them. and it happened over a year ago??? did she run out of money and say "ok, maybe i'll sue this company since i can't afford rent anymore". sooo dumb.

[realitycheck36]

Gee, the lawyer must have been at the top of his law class to jump on a case like this. Must have stopped changing ambulances due to gas prices.

[kmjjcty]

Wait a sec...the part that hit her is on the back!!!

[griffinthecity]

yeah, it's all about the money. notice how she's not talking.

right to remain silent!

[coolcat598]

How can someone even interview that duo with a straight face?

[maryomango]

wait a sec!

she wore it twice (more than once)

and did not wash it?

it's a thong! that's sick

they can't prove that "it's not Marcrida fault"

so they can only sue claiming it's a "defective product"

[cuazchapin]

If she had bought the right size, that would've never happened. She probably bought a small size and she is a XXL. Buy the right size and nothing will happen !!!!!!!!lol ... That's totally ridiculous !!!!

[rcollamore]

people will do anything for money. VS has a lot of money, "Lucretia" doesn't, so lets SUE THEM!!! she is a scammer. i have owned hundreds of pairs of underwear, a lot of them with decorative metal crap on them and never once did i suffer anything more than rug burn HAHAHAH

[maryomango]

this is worse than the fly in bottle case (where the guy said he got a mild phobia from water after drinking from a bottle with a fly in it)

YOU GOT THE WRONG SIZE!

[somozapr]

what a Dum A#@

[actonecorey]

this is so ridiculous. "defective product that could cause harm" um...ok...Smirnoff makes vodka, Wiltshire makes knives, McDonald's makes unhealthy burgers. I killed someone in a drunk driving accident. Smirnoff's product is defective, i will sue them. I cut myself by accident with my Wiltshire knife, I'm gonna sue them. I'm overweight and have diabetes, I'm suing McDonald's. FUCK YOU LADY. Meredith was right. THAT is what's wrong with America. Stupid greedy people who can't put on underwear.

[reddog51505150]

Hippos are not meant to were thongs, WTF did she expect. Maybe if she would have greased her giant ass with popcorn butter it wouldn't have happened. Is that attorney's name bukakke did they say? They should both be taken out and shot behind the wood shed. Disgraceful.

[sewmedia]

she stupid, but she is one FINE ass 52 year old. i definately would, lol

[ocmozfan]

She had no business wearing that little thong to begin with. And the thong made sure she knew it!

[jilonel]

she should have gotten a VS bra instead!

[electriclime17]

Wow! I always thought of the term DOUCHBAG as being more of a masculine word in nature, but, no, it applies to this chick as well. I should sue her for my IQ dropping one point after watching this.

[Yankeemetfan06]

Its so funny how he , the lawyer, dodges the dollar figure question.

[nwccrusader]

this has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard. 1st she may have needed a bigger thong and maybe it wouldn't have broken. If she wins then there is not a lot to be said about our society. This is bull

[Makguyver]

This woman obviously doesn't have a mirror in her home! She shouldn't be wearing that dress let alone a THONG! She couldn't even look the camera "in the eye" when trying to explain the incident. This is a bunch of bull crap. Her lawyer is lying through his teeth as well. HA HA HA...PICTURE THAT GOLDDIGGING, PATHETIC WOMAN IN A THONG! I say put that Bi#@h on a lie detector test! JUST PITIFUL!!!

[kteacher77]

LOL! I saw this segment this morning and never laughed so hard at the Today Show! I only looked online to see if there was a video that I could share with my friends!

[LovinNarwhalDaily]

....hahahahahahahaha