GOLDILOCKS - Bedtime Stories

[beneathyourlove]

Reading the TAGS help.

[LiamSwan2011]

AK 47 Pineapple Train Wreck......that's when I lost it. And by it I mean any last remnants of my childhood. oh and its funny too....

[MrDarkgundamx]

now thats what i call a perfect crime

[morchee]

SHUT UP AND HAVE A LAUGH!

[the3dynamite]

lol a 9mm berreta

[Jackcave1]

@the3dynamite i though it was a css deagle

[catherinelove3510]

this should not be under bedtime stories, ppl are gna show there kids and see what it really is, label under something else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lXedalinl]

@catherinelove3510 This is a joke right? Who goes on youtube to show their kids bedtimes stories?

[slash8915]

@catherinelove3510

Yeah, because the big "MYDAMNCHANNEL" watermark isn't warning enough... ~_~

[soccer63100]

o.e

[ameenuk2000]

i would shagg that girl

[pokeplayer935]

@WebkinzKitty91 No, but I can leave you alone. You okay with that?

[christopherryan7]

This is some funny shit, im rolling

[pokeplayer935]

@WebkinzKitty91 Cool story bro. You mad?

[Chontaya15]

goldilocks is a bitch

[pokeplayer935]

@WebkinzKitty91 I do believe fuck is spelled with a c between the U and the K. Does your mommy know you use such naughty words? Maybe I should ask her the next time your father and I plow her.

[pokeplayer935]

@WebkinzKitty91 Naw, I think I'll stay. I like it here.

[pokeplayer935]

@WebkinzKitty91 Now now little kid, don't resort to such language. And as a matter of fact, I am quite content at the moment.

[pokeplayer935]

@WebkinzKitty91 How about you gtfo kid. Theres explicit things on the internet, and you probably can't deny that you fap to many of them. So shut up about it.

[Epicdps]

This is the funniest shit man, I really wanna see more but I think I watched all of the Bedtime Stories :(

[tapiolapioo]

Hahhahaha!! 7 months, wooow o_O..! Poor bears though :/.......

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

This is my life!!!! *goes to show to 3 year old*

[dinthm06]

Love the channel Great videos you have!! <3

[goeastend]

Stupid

[dharamsingh12]

This was Rubbish its called "bedtime stories" therefore for children

[dinthm06]

@dharamsingh12 are you saying that YOU would read this to children??? obviously this is a bedtime story for adults... you guys need to grow up... it doesn't take Shirlock Holmes to figure that these are adult stories meant for adults.... if you think it is intended for children then you should be locked up in Jail... #Thatisall

[almondeyes1211]

what the hell is this.......Ignorant people come and ruin things for children no shame at sick!!!!!!first of all bedtime time stories are for children..what is even more sad it the morons that say it's funny!!!! Idiocy at it's best!!!!! stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Epicdps]

@almondeyes1211 lol man this is hilarious, fucking chill out. You should read the description before you watch the video (I think this is like the 100th time I have replied with that statement), It says "A drug deal gone bad.", Maybe, just maybe you'd think that would be a bit un-appropriate for children, hmm? Also, you don't need to write fifteen billion exclamation marks, as it makes your comment very, oh let's say, very un-educated, you should also get your punctuation right.

[Epicdps]

@almondeyes1211 And I do realize your comment is 2 months old, but I still can't stand to look at stupid comments like that, if you don't like the friggin video, just click away to something else instead of making a stupid response.

[almondeyes1211]

what the hell is this.......Ignorant people come and ruin things for children no shame at sick!!!!!!first of all bedtime time stories are for children..what is even more sad it the morons that say it's funny!!!! Idiocy at it's best!!!!! stupid people

[wiccanXexodus]

wow for 7 months??

[CufinFan]

no live witnesess

[Countdown1230]

How does she know what ass tastes like O.o

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

This is hilarious, I am SO showing that shit to the next kids I babysit >:3

[SOUTHALLGANGSTA1]

u bitch

[HarryPotter3700]

...Ak 47 pineapple train wreck, this shit was great, she was totally wasted!

[sexygurl2280]

I wanted to put my nephew to sleep so I played this, good thing he doesn't know what pot is!

[boo2ubam]

Haha. If I ever have a kid, we'd watch this and lol our asses off.

[cloemcbowey]

@boo2ubam yeh uhhuh u say that now!!!

[BABYDOLLDORAN]

I HAVE JUST SAT DOWN WITH MY SON TO WATCH THIS OUT OF ORDER I THGOUGHT IT WAS A BEDTIME STORY

[astoryteler621]

@BABYDOLLDORAN what do you expect from a username "MyDamnChannel"?

[petmexican]

@BABYDOLLDORAN lol it's the internet

[cherrysims1]

@BABYDOLLDORAN dummy....u couldve watched it first or looked at the account name!!! OR READ THEM THE BOOK LIKE A NORMAL PARENT!!

[jayorteg713]

hahahahahahahahahahahhaha lolololoollololololololololol

[pezz1994]

hahaha funny shit

[Japanamaniac]

Lmao but the high bears should of eaten her

[DaAussieDramaQueen]

Just Read The Tags It Worns You

[MissPurelyAzn]

You should get a hint from the username: MyDamnChannel

that it might be bad

[TheHarryMason]

dddduuuuuummmbbbb

[coldminds]

She is so fine! Her voice sounds so sexxxxxxy

[Quamlen]

This is stupid.

[yasi95]

you should not put it under bedtime story tille, it is so sad that you do not think of all those kids outside, and if you were parents you would know... shame on you if you think it is OK it is NOT OK....

[kidandkat]

the fable of the mouse, the bunny, and the terd! LOL

[bbphnix]

a little off topic here..... but I gotta say this..jsut to ge of my chest...

the story-teller... maybe the same as the uploader I don't know... but the story teller..... IS HOT!!!!! HOT HOT HOT; you're one good looking lady :)

[LustfulXevier]

...Holy Fuck

[ms208ms]

and you sickhuman - learn to spell you thick idiot. American?

[ms208ms]

DoubleMothafuckins mum needs doublefucking - up the arse

[SecretIVUIIHear]

Grace is my freakin' idol. Too bad she sold her PJs on Ebay for the price of a bowl of porridge. So we'll never hear the other stories her twisted mind contains. Mmmm, beautifull mind...

[DoubleMothafuckinP]

yo man , this girl's name is Grace? =p

indeed what you said homie , she is adorable!

[Argoth221]

stupid crap...

[Sushi387]

why does people become famous with something like that

[DoubleMothafuckinP]

man are you totally retarted? she got mad talent! she's so talented! she should be a millionaire for the few stories she told..

[Sushi387]

i`m not retarted and i can`t see her talent it isn`t very creative to copy some story parodys

[DoubleMothafuckinP]

well dude , if you cant see then your blind , first of all she aint COPIED , she remixed it , and the original verse aint fun at all , well atleast to those who are older than 8 lol

and her versions are just amazing!

and God damn she Got a talent man , look at the way she tells the story!

she just tells it Perfect!

Perfect is the word to describe her story telling talent =p

[Sushi387]

these videos are stupd

[initialxy]

Wow, a lot of parenting fail in here. Did you guys just learnt the interwebs?

[ms208ms]

Stupid american cunt! I put nthis on while running my daughter a bath you fucking idiot. You need a good beating

[DoubleMothafuckinP]

bitch watch your mouth and what youre watching! Fool !

the rule says no women beating =p

faggot .

[stevensonbak]

@ms208ms Lol this is the worlds most hypocritical comment, I swear it is...

I'd give you a trophy, but I'm afraid you will lecture me on violence while you hold a 9mm pistol to my forehead.

And hi, I'm American, pleased to invade you! *sarcasm*

[TheSickHumanBeing]

Anyone freaking out because they showed it to thier kids, seriously, watch these things because the Internet is full of this shit. And its nice to know people even need tecnology to read thier kids a bedtime story. READ A FUCKING BOOK.

[wildman3dz]

LOOOL.unfuking real.

[Badhyungah]

When the police catch up to Goldilocks, she will have probably be charged with the following:

1 count of breaking and entering,

3 counts of murder or voluntary manslaughter,

possession of a controlled substance,

and finally, possessing a loaded firearm, which would probably be illegal for her, since Concealed Carry permits usually aren't issued to 6 year olds.

[PlanetGerwilly]

This sucks...

[CatZilla2007]

I dont give a crap what other people say!! This one was hella funny...got me laughing.

[angryman104]

lol..

[Noraschool9]

Infacted I'm going to report My damn channel to HQ!!

[Noraschool9]

After 6 months I'm having a hard time saying this to my cousin its not the real story infacted you suck very hard I hope your story goes to hell!

PS I'm flagging this as shocking contact next time warn me!

[PlanetGerwilly]

@BilangualPotado666

That's very rude to say...

[BilangualPotato666]

oh i'm sorry my fair sir i didn't mean to offend you

[theprincess2452]

lol

[musiqboi205]

lmfaooo

[GTFORDMAN]

hahaha funny stuff, added it to favs, if i had kids id let her baby sit anytime!

[arepha]

I like all of the bedtime stories, you should put a warning note in subject that these are not for children.

[oscarin124]

lol, I just read someone showed that to their kids, dumb asses.

U should know better to check on stuff before showing to kids.

to the person who made this video, great job, I love it!

[SecretIVUIIHear]

@oscarin124 MyDamnChannel is a pretty good clue. Try diapers changing on Satan's channel for this month parenting advices. And don't forget to come back to Grace for the turd.

[ballachic5]

wow haha, that was unexpected lol

[watch911me]

STUPID READER...uses such a stupid bad words for kids...it's this how you teaches your kids...stupid ass book..

[rubberchickenbreath]

listen

if your pissed because you showed this to your kids its your fault

3 words

COMMON FUCKING SENSE

READ THE DESCRIPTIONS AND PREWATCH THE VIDEOS YOU DUMB SHITS

[mrsmakie]

Good one....im so glad I showed my toddler this. Maybe you should say its not a childrens book...seriously this is so stupid anyways

[Willettes1]

ever try to watch it before you show it to people?

[Noraschool9]

That was not funny at all because I showed this to my cousin because I thought it was a reagler video for kids and thanks to you now my cousin can never read Goldilocks and the three bears again! I'm so angry at you! Next time dress up stupid not pretty you idiot! I hate your video!

[Chicky0708]

this was a stupid video, but why didnt you turn it off when she mentioned weed? when my niece plays on my computer i always watch where she is because she can randomly click on anything.

[Mayaiskoolieeo]

Your lazy, just fucking read to your cousin

[rossenpavlov]

what a great story

[losgatosnegros]

this is my favourite bedtime story

[xvzw]

what a fucking story and what a damn channel.. my goodness! is this a bedtime story???

[waffenshutzstaffle]

This shit is hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha I am fucking laughing my ass off.

[ImaniCanady]

LOL "No Live witnesses"

[maunus]

this is the best bedtime story in Damn channel!! Although it would be better if fairy tale girlies carries a .50 rather than 9mm!!!!

[geloi88]

why after pang pang pang, only two bears were down. one shot missed!

[natzo89]

the sequel

[LoverGothicGaaraKai]

hahaha i love her voice so perfect for the lil baby bear! good lord this IS A BETTER BED TIME STORY BOOK THAN THE ORIGINAL.

[boffy69]

i was searching for vids to show my yr 7 class who are doing fairytales...lucky i previewed them lol....laughed my arse off.

[Deathroe34]

hehehe yeah luckly ur one of the smart people who actully look at the video before showing the kids XD

[Cena5454]

no live witnesses lol

[candywax28]

i thougt this was 4 kids !!! BUT IS IS FUNNY THOU

[JJGreenidge]

lmfao this was freakin funny lol

[driftwagon86]

ak-47 and purple haze is the maddest weed

[cgraham1930]

AK-47 Pineapple trainwreck

[maximbeet]

"This shit was great. She was totaly wasted"

LOL!!!!

[8monoxxx]

Screw the porridge, someone's been smoking our pot!

THAT WAS EPIC

[donk4y]

lol you say it funny... "GODEYLOCKS" it's cute though so don't worry, very cute like a young girl :)

you and i should get together sometime.

[sologirl505]

Adult Bed time stories LOL

[travisdt]

now i can go to sleep

[anatinoni]

this shit is hilarious..lololol

[IWinULose28]

gayyyyy

[Sienieyyy]

she's so damn mad

lmao

[squidgy79]

LOL U ARE SOOO GREAT

[rhiod]

Sorry to comment again, This s&*% was great. LOL

[rhiod]

00:41 AK-47 Pineapple Trainwreck,

This s&*% was good

She was totally wasted.

[billylhsy]

"and she stayed stoned for 7 months"what a girl

[suelepasar]

GREAT!

keep up the good work xD

[rhiod]

I can't stop laughin.

[thisguysouthpaw]

so fun

[duddave1]

That was fun to watch!

[sinistermoon]

This is by far one of the greatest things I have ever seen on youtube!

[supr4]

AK47 Pineapple Trainwreck

[Bhaq2107]

"like all fairytale girls, goldilocks kept a 9mm"

LMFAO

hahah so friggin hilarious

[doonflakes]

I mean 3 rounds in Baby Bear!

[doonflakes]

AK47 Pineapple Train Wreck!!!

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Two rounds in Baby Bear. Classic!!! :]

[violeteves]

Those were some scary ass bears and girl.

[Dtthelegend]

AK47 Pineapple Trainwreck. LMAO

[Dtthelegend]

AK47 Pineapple Trainwreck. LMAO

[Ricky91993]

thta was god damn funny along with all your others

[133tm45t4]

AK47 Pineapple Trainwreck.

[anlp15]

great,..my kids will love it!!

[vainihminen]

what a happy ending :)

[HappinessAndMe]

And still tasted a little like azz.

xD Funny stuff

[morganmghee]

AHhahahahahahaha!

[xhiloxtommehx]

XDD

[skandalousaznboi]

Drug Enforcement Administration

[obtr913]

wtf is the dea

[assbumcheek]

she should pose for playboy

[Pikachu522]

Hansel and Gretel was better... lol still heaps funny tho

[obtr913]

what de dea

[mikaela2222]

fuck the porridge, someone's been smoking all our pot!

[allymybabe10]

this shit is awsome

[Sportysundae13]

That is one fucked up girl

[Templarofsteel18]

LOL

[S4br3W0lf]

tasted like ass

[mommabear223]

goldilocks took my pot too . thats where it went. grrrrr.. rofl i love it

[dmnquepooh]

awsum

[cami137]

THT WAS STUPID

[ZebraJones01]

You're calling this stupid, and yet you don't even spell "that" correctly. Wooooow.

[ReapearingDoubleChin]

Green tea kill my god-damn hairy-nosed wombat mother fuckers.

[swepride]

LOL! somebody smoked my pot:D!

[luckynacho]

more CSI needed

saliva...

[jamesjosar]

HAHAHA COOL!!! xD

[miketheday]

AK-47 Pineapple Train Wreck..ROFLMAO

[KHMERWiFEE]

silly,silly girl.

[PakDo123]

Damn Channel rulez!

[lilllcom]

I love you. you make my world to be out.

[JosephMelia]

pretty girl.

[Sk8erMikes]

lol

[RSDiz]

lmfao

[RSDiz]

lmfao

[ChemicallyxxRomanced]

hugs not drugs

teehee :)

[Creammacker]

Drugs are bad, cannabis is good :)

[ali3ncas3]

lol "like many fairy tale girls carried a 9mm bretta"