McDonalds Custodial Training Video

[driedhidehills]

when he polishes the bathroom mirror he sees redrum backwards and a dead old lady climbs out of the toilet.

[driedhidehills]

at 3:13.  McC is the Shining.

[JaimeHuamani]

if you dont clean well you will see.........HESKEY

[MarcfromTreasureNet1]

McDonald's used to have full time custodians on staff? And, WHERE ARE ALL OF THE MEXICANS? What is going on here?

[RedneckYachtClubber]

@MarcfromTreasureNet1 It's the nineties, they're all chillin' at home.

[philosophergenius]

I don't want to see her Mc C

[philosophergenius]

Her explaination of a 'Mcjob' might that be: Theres a job, and then theres the mcdonalds job.

[missmykeldanielle]

Would have been better without the commentary. :-/

[infidelity89]

What an asshole

[jad1025]

so degrading...............

[Sinsteel]

Care for a cup of coffee? HAHA that was a trick! Janitors don't get coffee!

[whitesoxfanforsure]

I have never seen a custodial worker at a McDonalds !! The ones I always go to are dirty, the tables are always dirty.

[killianzim]

@whitesoxfanforsure In every city, there's a "good McDonald's" and a "bad McDonald's." You've been going to the bad ones!

[NORTH15PRODUCTIONS]

god i'd want to off myself before i ever saw 'MC C'

[rickygervais1776]

@NORTH15PRODUCTIONS One of the funniest comments I've ever seen on youtube LOL

[jcrowley1985]

There's clean then there's MCDONALD'S CLEAN (which is really not clean at all)

[populistjanitor]

to think I could have spent all my working years as a McC and hanging around attractive women like Jennifer. I have wasted my life.

[ljcteehee]

Is this the same guy who was in the 1972 video, just older?

[pianokevin68]

now he is ml a mclooser

[revirknox]

Wow that's depressing.

[ewd76]

I thought I saw a spot on the window, but it's on my computer screen. :(

[TurdFergusonJunior]

what about the part where the McC has to pull the fucking turds out of the customers ass and wipe their buttholes?

[bigdenn93]

i was in McDonalds last night and it had a a piece of poop on the bathroom floor

[ewd76]

@bigdenn93

Maybe if you had seen McC, you could have gotten a job scrubbing the parking lot. Slacker!

[Archmetal06]

@bigdenn93 did ya pick it up and eat it for your McDessert ?

[docbybay]

inspirational video, indeed.

[bluballzzz]

when i worked at wendys id make tripple chese burgers for my self and say i had to take a shit and eat them in the toilet. did that many times

[cdude100]

I wish people took this much pride in their work I once heard of a 23 year old mcdonalds maintence guy commited suicide

[cwshifflett7]

@cdude100 Yea I may end up doing that here soon.... McDonald's is killing me inside with their messy habits. Don't believe me, Go to the Inwood McDonald's and find out.

[PatrickTheHattrick92]

0:42

"What an asshole!"



[sgtmattkind]

fail riffs.

[crazyrabbits]

1:22

This chick probably gets off on shoe polish and liquid detergent.

[thatUkrainianguy]

is this for real?!

[flyershockey17]

"you've got big shoes to fill"... a clown used to work here hahahahahha

[animefan8492]

Now all his friends call him McChris.

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

how am i supposed to learn how to clean homeless guys piss off of the floors with those retards talking over the training video!?

[jamille5150]

@ 42 Seconds did the black guy say "What An Asshole"

[GonzoREDSUNS]

"Buff my windows bitch"

"Did you ever see McC?"

"Only when i was on McLSD"

[jad1025]

This nice attempt to make your lowliest job in society seem like something important.

[6flgslover]

XDDD I C McC LMLLLLL this made me laugh so much becuz it wuz so overdramatize if all training vids were like this i wudnt mind watchin them XDDD

[Clara666CherryBomb]

The talk-show theme music playing when he cleans the bathroom does a great job in capturing this guy's descent into madness.

[ewd76]

If he learns fast it shouldn't take him long to figure out that it's "McC and I."

[noisepuppet]

McC = McChoad.

[moviechic07]

"I even shinned the pipes Jennifer"....hehe

[dasgdasg]

The two of them totally fucked. Probably on a table. so much sexual tension derived from custodial work in this video.

[SlimySnail44]

@dasgdasg :D

[butcherboy2008]

If you do a good job you see McC. If you do a bad job, John Wayne visits you as McQ and beats your ass.

[gscodeseeker]

This is a segment from mad tv listen closely and ear the canned laughter

[gartner10112]

everyone that works there is either retarded or a teen.

[67tr876]

@gartner10112 got that right

[Archmetal06]

@gartner10112 i work at mcd's and am a sophisticated 26 year old. Mcd's is very diverse as far as the workers go. You have no room to speak.

[gartner10112]

@Archmetal06 yeah and i bet you smell like sophisticated shit too. have fun making $12.00 per hour

[whitesoxfanforsure]

@gartner10112

hey anyone could lose their job these days. McDonald's pays for college tuition and they have full benefits. You are NUTS!!!

[NZKOF]

@ 2:57 , no we go all the way....! LOL

[tpaquin]

So, being a good McDonald's employee involves suffering from mental illness?

[nintendaholic]

this vid should probably be in spanish, since, u know...

[MonotoneGaming]

"Care for a cup of coffee?" Now a days it's more like "I'll smash your head in with the coffee machine if you don't fuckin' get to work."

[zyx1237]

If thats true how come most mcdonalds are B's?

[dumpstermower]

OMG, is this cheesy. I worked at McDonald's during the summers of 1981 and 1982 and I had to watch these dumb videos all the time. Golly gee, my 30th anniversary is coming up; let's celebrate. NOT!!!!

[Paulbarbato]

GOLLY GEE LET'S FINESSE THIS PLACE WITH WITH GLEE!!! THAT'S THE MC DONALD'S WAY!!!!!!

[rcairplanedudeiscool]

mcasshole

[partayprincess]

THEY'RE SPEAKING ENGLISH!

[mchemicalr159]

*McC talking* You've cleaned their filth long enough. Now it's time for you to spread the joy! ...kill them.....kill them all...

[Trancemaster2052]

I knew alot of employee training videos were stupid but HOLY SHIT...

[Trancemaster2052]

This is total bullshit because there's no way in hell you'll ever have co-workers that friendly and polite haha.

[LillyTheLionSaysRawr]

Mcdonalds?!? Clean?! Now I have officially seen everything.

And Mc'C?? WTF?! Poor guy... He doesn't deserve to get Mc' Brainwashed. :(

[Herdmasa]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!! "BUFF THAT WINDOW!"

"What's next?"

"GARBAGE :D"

[scumXskates]

i like her colonel sanders style bow tie

[zemzembamzem]

After this, he took her in the bathroom to show her where his McC was.

[Pooky1991]

MCDs have custodians? Never noticed. Sounds like a corny old fashioned show from the 70's due to the laugh trackish laughing.

[dablenuno]

What the hell. A Mexican would've just been like "no señora, me no see mcC pendeha, dejame limpiar Los pinches windows y go mcfu@k yourself" plz

[KarrotKun1]

What's with the commentary??? Unnecessary!

[hells1ng]

Just look at how proud that Janitor is. If more Janitors were like that I would stop pissing on the floor.

[masonrox2547]

Now I understand what to do.

[hipshimmy]

No one at work calls the voice in my head telling me to make stuff extra clean McC, they call it OCD.

Ugh...and was that dialogue necessary? Just show how people should clean the windows or whatever needs to be done. Why the song and dance?

I cant believe they have to watch this just to clean a McD's.

[jonnygouda1]

Was the laugh track added? When I started at McD's in 1987 the videos were just as bad, but no laugh track. This is classic shi*t. Thanks for posting.

I have to go find Mc C, now!

[tiben36]

@jonnygouda1 i think its from one of the found footage festival dvd

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

Thinking of my neighborhood McDonald's. Yep, first thing that comes to mind: clean.

[quexalcoatl]

Chris achieved perfect and divine union with the 'Mc.C'

[bigdan071288]

Wow, seems like this can't be real.

[rkent06]

how patronising is this, im sure the guy knows how to clean a fucking window

[flyershockey17]

@rkent06

well he did have trouble sweeping

[sneekiebinder]

Pretty bad when you have to be told how to use a broom.

[Jake15871]

i didnt see anything bout P.O.O.P haha

[INHALE2thaCHIEF]

"You know, if you keep talking that way, I have a feeling you're gonna see M(y)cCunt Chris."

[thedelta88]

if that was my job i would show up drunk everyday until i got fired

[megatroll]

"until you see McC" ??? O_o'

What kind of occult shit is that?

Seriously, that's some fucked up brainwash shit.

.

And "chandeliers" ???

This is McDonalds, not some baroness castle diner.

.

[ciaoKitty13]

wow that store is cleaner than their food!

[b3ans4eva]

OMG, 0:27 to 0:32 stars everyone's favourite autistic manchild, Chris-chan!

It eerily looks like him in just a few years time - still wearing the striped shirts, balding and still eating at McDonalds.

I'm scared...

[KingoffKentucky]

@b3ans4eva

Oh fuck.. they even call him chris.. He's too bald though.

[bigpasmurf]

Since when has a MCdick's had a chandelier?

[TheLaughFactory]

I guess they quit showing this video to employees around the time I began going to McDonalds.

[ratter88]

I am terrified right now...

[crixxxxxxxxx]

Enjoy your $3.35 an hour minimum wage job, Chris.

[flonga1]

This video would be so great if there was no commentary

[JesusLovesRoger]

You forget to clean the vents in the ceiling and to degrease the drive thru.

[aznboylikes8]

did he say what an asshole at 0:42 o.o

[ihatetaft]

@aznboylikes8

Yep!

[ALX11231]

McDonalds, they don't do anything halfway do they?

*Creepy smile* they?

[hockeyplaya131]

She totally wants his cock.

[ac1dman]

- So, what's next?

- * delighted face* GARBAGE!!

[Anarchist86ed]

I sense spoony riffing on this one day...

[marmlr339]

That guy has a looooooooooooooooooooong life ahead of him!

[Iwatchtrek]

If I had to WASH A FUCKING PARKING LOT, I would quit.

[MissAliiciia]

There's clean...and then there's McDonalds Clean.

Oh, goodie!

Also, I love Jennifers little bow/neck tie thing! Why don't they still use them? Jeal.

"McDonalds doesn't do anything halfway, do they?"

Yeah, except when the cheese is HALFWAY on a cheeseburger. Or HALF the bottle of ketchup is on my cheeseburger.

[ironbmike]

McC = McCock

[Fugga21]

There's clean and McDonalds clean. As in McC is waaaay shittier then clean.

[MYAMERICANPSYCHO]

I thought this was a parody because of the background laughter. If this is real than Mcdonalds is the biggest Mc C on the planet. Mc C = Mc Cunt.

[FridayNightLullaby]

he reminds me of Private Pyle on Full Metal Jacket

[informatics411]

Is this the McDonald's in Albany, Oregon?...

[WilcoRogers]

This is depressing, especially when compared to the likes of "Hot Drinks".

[Spunkdude73]

wow what great acting... *cough* *cough*

[VirgilB01]

@Spunkdude73 -LoL! I wonder if he'll see "Mc C" on his first paycheck! LoL! Cornball videos!

[Spunkdude73]

@VirgilB01

haha yeah

[augustuslxiii]

4:55

No one does comedy like serious people.

[whatsup1396]

damn these people are proud working at mcdonalds

[zaccc]

Fake

[danimal511]

"WHAT AN ASSHOLE" LOL

[TheUndert0ker]

this video makes me think of the stench of a mcdonalds, and now i mildly feel like vomiting lol!

[QsHoney2be]

LMAO!!!!! The funniest part is when he starts hearing the voices!!!!!!!! And YEAH RIGHT he's so enthusiastic to clean the bathroom. Oh man, this video is HILARIOUS!

"I even shined the pipes, Jennifer!"...

[dawnieangel76]

Wow, a full-time custodian for McDonald's? Shiiiiit. By the time I came to work at a McDonald's in the mid-90's, all us regular workers had to do the cleaning along with our normal work. Fun times.

[perogie34]

Oh god, not a laugh track!

[yorickman]

LOL! I remember this video in the late 80s. That's how it really used to be back then.  McDonald's was really professional. Now it's awful. That guy looked like a typical maintenance man too. LOL.

[Bakazuraz]

Wow, that whole "Mc C" thing is really really creepy, like crazy-horror movie creepy.

[BlazinRoor]

l0lz

[TheVdogamez]

Step 1: Take your brush and dip it into the bucket!

*Robotic Voice* AND BRUSH THE SOLUTION ON

[mdstalla]

I would fucking kill myself if I was a McCunt for a living!

[ThePotatoLord]

McC died for your sins!

[bfmv4011]

spoiler alert he is mc-c

[betweentwoislands]

This whole 'McC' idea seems a little too abstract for a fast food training video.

[RedneckYachtClubber]

I'd buff that manager's window, hot damn she's a cutie ^_^

[roach293]

i got at McDonalds today lol...i hope they dont make me watch this shit tomorrow lmao

[DJmoore2]

Do you have a video called "Clean it"

[RedneckYachtClubber]

I should do that...walk into a McD's bathroom and scream "WOW! LOOK HOW CLEAN IT IS!" just to freak them out.

[TheVdogamez]

@RedneckYachtClubber

That made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes.

Thank you.

[KeatsHandwriting]

this is amazing! thanks for posting this... :)

[ewd76]

The proper way to say it is "McC and me."

[RedneckYachtClubber]

Mc C molestered me in the bathroom...and I'm 23!

[omegallama3]

was he driving a mercadies....$8,000 a year buys you a mercedies wth

[blackshogun77]

@omegallama3 dude, the cleaning guy at macdonalds was driving a ford taurus 1986 edition

[doesyourgodcomeinaca]

Mc C saw my little brother one time at this Mcdonalds in Georgia and he molested him behind the dumpsters.

[quieroviajarelmundo]

HAHAHAHAHA! I work at McDonalds... this video is a bunch of BS... :D hahaha...

[howardkevinm]

@quieroviajarelmundo so do i. (well technically u work at a franchise whereas i work for a McOpCo.

[xservox]

So McDonald's clean is wiping everything down with a bucket of grease right? Because that's what I see when I go there.

[kinomon]

ha! like if it was really that easy

[shatwood]

They were right. The sexual tension IS palpable!

[jbshaver29]

i dont remember the last time i walked into a mcdonalds and thought, WOW THIS IS CLEAN

[ciannagh]

hahahaha

[gnarly79]

@jbshaver29 Yeah American mcdonalds is really filthy... especially Hollywood... UUUGH!

[notyalc1441]

@jbshaver29 You mean MCDONALDS CLEAN

[Skormm]

@jbshaver29 try a publix!

[zedrein18]

@jbshaver29 Then someone is not doing their job.

[jasonmit]

It put the lotion on the skin!

[Upgrayedd0]

I felt like there was some sort of sexual tension going on there.

[doughnutfingers]

Oh yeah, there was. Pause at 5:24

[Malus9804]

I didn't notice that the broad was wearing a Colonel Sanders tie until 5:18

[CSXrailz]

Now they just use the crew, no custodians.

[GuitarDemystified]

i think breathing in all those cleaning chemicals makes you see Mc C

[MotherFuckerMike]

Haha.

Breathing in those McChemicals will make you a McManiac :P

[GuitarDemystified]

heyo! nice one :D

[markaz2kk]

WELCOME TO SUCK MC CLEAN UR D ICK

[justicegranzon]

custodian income in san francisco airport is 22 per hour

[rxqueen210]

WAAAY too funny, is this real?

[Ant29]

o.o

Wow so happy and cheery

All those tasks for less than 10 dollars an hour >:/

[markaz2kk]

buff my mc d ick, mc c

[INDESTRCUTABLE]

i just applied for a job here today 12/23/09 haha i think it mite suck but whatever its good money my friend works across the street at culvers and hes making like $115 every 2 weeks and he doesnt even work that much so im hoping to get more cuz i need a car next year im 15 now

[AmericanAdol]

Good luck. :)

[Kopihucky]

lol @ $115 every 2 wks...

This video makes me laugh .. how everyone appears so happy and loving their job.

[920gamez]

WTF

[MisterSenseless]

McDondalds clean? Is that some type of oxymoron?

[MisterSenseless]

I used to work for SEARS so I had to sit through my share of shitty training videos but this is unreas?

McC... some Messiah for janitors? They talk about him like he's Jesus Christ or Buddah....