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  • look like a dollar store threw up

  • Woohoo!! This was posted on my birthday!!! ...5 years ago

  • That was amazing.

  • When he started "dancing" to the music.

    Omg.

    I lost it.

  • "It's not in the stars"

    Then john got pissed.. and wrote a book about never getting to write the screenplay.

    Guess what they named it?

  • The Fault in Our Stars? Not in the stars? Madam Seemore, you really can see the future, can't you?!! You're just being really cryptic about it like Dumbledore. :D

  • Are they props people? Cause the amount of stuff would make a lot of sense if they rented out props.

  • Largest Santa Claus collection?? I sense some Paper Towns inspiration!

  • There must be a "FAULT IN OUR STARS" because madam seemore isn't making any sense. (See what I did there?)

  • 0:53 John's not wearing a seatbelt! UNSAFE!!!!

  • I wonder if this is the place from which he got the idea for the encouragements in Augustus' home...?

  • Your mom sounds like she should meet my granny...

  • "It is not in the stars??" THE FAULT IN OUR STARS??? HOLY CRAP!

  • BLACK SANTA COLLECTION! Hahahaha <3

  • The Faults in Our Stars! lol Madam Seymour.

  • Basically, Madam Seymour was like "No! Yes! Wait! Maybe, I don't know! Just ask me another time..."

  • I was in eighth grade stage... ABOUT A WEEK AGO, then I met some Nerdfighters and I'm fine now!!!!!! :D

  • it's not in the stars, the fault is not in our stars

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  • California Pizza Kitchen?

  • did they ever find that guy?

  • anyone notice that the fortuneteller said "It's not in the stars." Conspiracy.

  • I wish I could be associated with John in a way that would make ME an inspiration for a major character in his books! Lucky Santas girl -_-

  • its not in our stars.... the FAULT IN OUR STARS?

  • @scfromdc SO ABOUT TO WRITE THAT!! :D <3

  • @crimsoncandycake then you are made of awesome.

  • First John Green reference to Pizza.

  • Abudance of Katherine's screenplay - not in the stars.

    The Fault in our Stars screenplay - could work.

  • Regular Santas.....or BLACK Santas?!

  • that psychic was creeeeepy

  • WOOOOOOOOOOO PAPER TOWNS

  • camera dancing? who knew (:

  • After the Gussie Manlove saga, I have no doubt that the Nerdfighters did/can find the guy with the convertible.

  • That fortune teller bit cracked me up.

  • u just summed up la in 4 minutes.

  • I just read the first chapter of Paper Towns yesterday and ak;lsdjfak;lsdjfa;l.

    SANTA.

  • That hand chair. I want it. And that Virgin Mary statue was . . . interesting. Ha.

  • 1:07

    -A slice of pizza or a whole pizza pie?

    -Oh! A slice.

    -Do you ever feel like you're a pizza missing a slice?

    -No, Daddy, I'm not a pizza, I'm a boy!

    (Sorry if that wasn't 100% :))

  • you blinked a lot in this video

  • The room full of stuff looks like my drama teacher's classroom... and I'm not even kidding, (though he has more colour and flags/chimes hanging from the ceiling :S)

    He also has a thing for clocks and has to halt the class for about five minutes, on the hour, when they all start going off at different times because they're not in sync!!

    He also has m&m pillows! He's a bit weird... I don't think he's thrown anything in his entire life.

    (p.s He has a tie shaped like a trumpet :P)

  • me thinks a naughty sculptor is trying to refute the claim that the virgin mary was a virgin.

  • anyone else see the paper towns inspirations here? the statue? the SANTAS? :D

  • That was some rich Iranian or Turk, I can almost guarantee it, with that yellow car.

  • This is my birthday video! And it's John's!

  • The virgin Mary..... Ahahaaaaaa

  • 1:14 That's his I-might-be-vomitting-soon-face­. I remember it from Cooking with John- the show where we make and eat disgusting things.

  • What's THAT a statue of? Sure looks like something dirty.... Oh! It's the Virgin Mary! :P hahaha

  • Ah, my Dad's room has that much stuff in it. My room has a lot of stuff, but it's more organized than Dad's room is.

    Considering this is about 3 years old, I guess that top secret project is over, huh?

  • you and hank should make cameos if your books get turned into movies :D

  • @vcav22 I FANGORIOUSLY AGREE

  • My Christian balls say...

  • Watching all these old videos makes me think of all the influences from John's life that made it into Paper Towns.

    XDD

  • lol the sculpture!!!

  • That music thing made me laugh so hard. You guys are so awesome.

  • From John's joyful reaction to the street music, I'd say he'd love raves here in Southern California.

  • PAPER TOWNS REFERENCE!!!!

  • do you really clap that slow????

  • santa claus collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Dang..." That was hillarious!

  • I have never laughed so hard in my life as I did upon seeing the phallus/virgin mary sculpture.

  • PAPER TOWNS REFERENCE

  • I no i was like Radars parents

  • @bredearest or inspiration reviled

  • I really can't imagine needing dance music in my life 24 hours a day.

  • Is that the infamous PAPER TOWNS sculpture?!

  • Collection of Santas what? Sounds interesting. Do tell me more.

  • ahahaha oh my god the statues part.

  • santa clause collection! not a black santa collection, that you mentioned, but still.

  • so is it gonna be made into a movie?

  • Oh. My. God.

    The statue had me laughing for a good 5 minutes straight.

    Wow. Just wow.

  • theres a sculpture of the virgin mary around here that is even CLOSER to what that sculpture looks like.

  • Hmm, I seem to recall reading something about the largest collection of [black] Santas in this book called Paper Towns.

    Hmmmmmm, intriguing.. :D

  • Largest collections of Santas? Hmmm...

  • i have SATs soon and instead of studying for it i made a huge mistake of watching a MARATHON brotherhood 2.0

    D:

  • Agh I'm doing the same thing now but I have to write a speech and study for six midterms...oh lord D:

  • what's with those speakers??

  • largest collection of santas?

    that sounds like paper towns.

    :)

  • I love the unce music. =)

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    That was a good one. :)

  • haha that was funnny.

    ah i wish i watched you guys last year.

    hmph.

    so i coulda [participated in the first scavenger hunt.

    cuz the current one confuses me and i have no idea wahts happeninh.

  • Commenting limit exceeded? After only six comments? Pssh, how lame that you have to enter a code. This is what I learn after deciding to comment for once... Ah well. Enough rambling. (Which, sadly, I've realized my comments are much longer than the average comment. Perhaps this is why I've never commented on videos before...)

    Anyways!

    Haha! Hilarious mistaking that Virgin Mary statue for a... ahem. And that crazy house/thrift shop/whatever it was place was quite... interesting?

  • black satas!!!!

  • OH MY GOD! I came back and just randomly watched this, and what do you mention? Something Paper Towns related! WOOOOOOO!

  • haha xD That was a really funny vid!. :D Yo're so funny John! :D I'm watching all of your vids from the begining and this is how far I've come. And I'm telling you, I have Laught out Loud sevral times. :P John! I think you're the coolest!

  • still like it when you flip off the hummers lol. Los Angeles hmmm, I want to visit one day. Fortune Toy awesome.

  • nice camera dance john.

    =]

  • the virgin mary...XD

    and was that a house...

    or a store?

  • gosh, i didn't know that writers traveled this much...

  • oh...IT'S the virgin mary...

    lol

  • Can someone explain the license plate thing to me?? What does "SHEERAZ" mean? Why doesn't John like the guy who owns that car?

  • I think it has something to do with the fact that he's taking up two, possibly three, parking spaces at once.

  • Jhon has never been in an Irish pub

  • "statistical chances i don't like that guy - 100%" hahaha XD

  • that first 50 seconds made me laugh so hard xD

    THANK YOU!!

    even though... your my main reason for not getting my physics assignment done.

  • dannng lol

  • the virgin mary statue killed me. LOVE IT.

  • Me too!! I almost peed myself at the dirty sculpture/virgin Mary part!!! =-D

    I have to stop eating while watching these videos! I keep spitting stuff on the monitor!!

  • Madame Seymour be damned! LOL ;)

  • "It's not in the stars" XD

  • lol now i want to go to los angeles just to see if i can find the statue that you were talking about...lol i laughed so hard i literally fell out of my chair

  • I laughed so hard for the statue... I had to pause the video for a long time, I couldn't hear anything because I laughed so much. :D

  • The camera started dancing!!

  • I LOVED this video!

    It was MOextraA

  • Omg the nerd fighters FOUND that yellow car?! REALLY?!XD

  • Do you still need help on that secret project?

  • I think Madame Seymour is just jealous of your nerdfighter status. We must take her down!

  • hahaha "the meeting went really well, madame seymore be DAMNED" teehee

  • omg, i had to pause the video for a minute to finish laughing about the statue. brilliant.

  • Ditto hahahahahaha

  • Are we going to see "An Abundance of Katharines" in movie form?

  • *___*

    lol to giving the finger to bad cars > >

  • madam seamore?

  • Yay for flipping hummers off! HAHA

  • Hey what ever happened the movie thing?  Did it fall through?

  • LOL!what is that a sculpture of? it sure looks like something dirty. it's the virgin mary! LOL. Madame Seymore...might not want to count on her for the future...

  • ROFL @ the sculpture! oh man!

    hahaha! i just laughed through the whole video and had to watch it again... haha man.

  • OMG, that sculpture was hilarious. I thought the same thing as you were speaking and was laughing hysterically when I you said it as the virgin Mary. xD

    Whoa, I never saw speakers like that...interesting.

    And that fortune teller was confusing...just like all of them! hehe Dont' feel too bad, John, I think you'd do a good job. Wait, you don't really know me, so that's probably not that much of a confidence boost. LOL

  • You call yourself a literature Nerdfighter, and you say Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory??? Tisk tisk. Oh well, I still love you.

  • That fortune teller is a bitch!

  • hahaha there goes the chances

  • "And I was like 'What's that a sculpture of? It must be a sculpture of something dirty!'. And, op! It's the virgin Mary"

    ROFL

  • 48 seconds is a tad short to enjoy a pizza, but I appluad your tatse in toppings.

  • I LOVE how the camera was dancing when you listened to it. I laughed my pants off! GET IT? THE MOVING MUSIC IN MY PANTS! AMAZINGNESS!

  • XD!! The peener turned into virgin Mary.

    That.. is.. HILARIOUS!!!

    I cant believe it.

  • man...that fortune teller was cruel...lol

  • :D I live in LA and that's one thing I noticed when I went to London--they don't have music playing anywhere! It's so strange, it feels all quite and somber...I think the constant music is to keep you from thinking deeply about reality. Hakuna Matata, listen to this elevator music.

  • 48 seconds!? That's almost half a minutes.

  • *minute

  • cool!!! i love toy fortune tellers!!

  • hahaha, whats the top secret project? Am I too late? :(

  • Yeah it was Hank's birthday surprise

  • Yeah, haha, I realized that when I watched the video.

  • LOL i loved when you made the camera dance!!! LOL youre hilarious. man i just started watching so the super secret project is probably over... dang it!

  • omg john! you could be really really famous soon! or you maybe famous right now but i havn't got up to that vlog yet... the one where you say 'hey guys! i'm really really famous now!'

  • omg, I actually called my mom into the room and showed her the statue and she actually laughed!

    I found Looking for Alaska on the Internet Movie DataBase (GOLD!) but there was nothing on it cause apparently it's way to far away and I have to sign up for IMDB Pro to get the info...so I went looking on other sites and this is what one said about the movie:

    "Based on the book by John Green"

    And that was pretty much it....

  • My mom would die and go to heaven.. -sighs- Why do mothers all love french/country stuff like that?? You should see our kitchen and living room.. It's horrible.

    -Cait

  • my mom would love it there too. great video!

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