How To Speak English

[rosesrredml]

if you waste 3:56 of my life prepare to die.

[jabobohroonie]

THATS MY GIRLFRIEND U NUMPTIES!

[moriran2]

mike is cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuute :) :) :)

[rhiannatoria]

*me watching this*

my dad: what are you laughing at?

me: I'm watching my future husband trying to teach his friend how to speak English..

my dad: ...

me: don't judge me

[KrystalKlear078]

in america, flapjacks are pancakes i believe. no one really calls them that, but still. and what IS spiffing? they didnt say it D:

[ernestoagosto1]

I love how breasts and penis are considerd bad words and foul language here XD

[TheBaggyc]

To any Americans only a few of the words are used in real life

[1029384756ilikepie]

Oh and fit

[1029384756ilikepie]

I know bogey flapjack faff numpty and im british D:

[RisingStar10100]

i love it when michel says "Is this something dirty...."

[shobokeato3108]

3:08 my fave section :3 the thinking face michael pulls is adorable and the look of realisation as charlie explains :3 :3 :3

[loverloverofmusic123]

Is a numpty an egg? XD

[ducktacos]

I say spiffy all the time....... o.o

[NarrielStar]

Lol he kind of looks like Sterling Knight with his hair cut like that

[orenji196]

Faffing is too close to fapping for American ears XD

[logtron1717]

he never says what slash means!?!?

[CounrtyGirl479]

wow really? i didn't know americans didn't know what they meant especially bogey, faffing and flapjack!!

[The2CodCrafters]

3:16 funny as

[heeiiii]

"just spent the day faffing around in my room" haha

[nickje0000]

I only knew fit! lol

[nickje0000]

you are awesome

[CandyceBizarre]

i only knew aubergine because i have a purple nail polish in that colour and thats what its called xD

[Napoleonflipflops]

Slash? Never heard that, and im english by the way

[miiirskiii]

@Napoleonflipflops well, Slash is a guitarist :D Guns'n'roses. And I don't know its meaning too.

[sugarandnoodles]

actually, "aubergine" is a french word ...

[Eastenderzz]

@sugarandnoodles and an english word...

[LadyBritannica]

Faff=derping but deffinitely sounds dirty LOL! XD

[chocoflover]

I am faffing on youtube...

[shootingst4r1]

@chocoflover faffing *about

[SanAntonioChannel]

that is NOT a flapjack

[razen15]

I only knew "bogey" because of Harry Potter

[LocoArtCo]

I KNEW ALL OF THESE And..I'm American. What is with this dude? Where is he from? Flapjack is a Pancake, Bogey = Bugger, Numpty = Idiot, Noss is FOOD!

[xSRjadiex]

@LocoArtCo a flapjack is an oat cake

[LocoArtCo]

@xSRjadiex Oh, well I always ate wheat Flapjacks. xD Maybe they make Oat cakes and call them what we call pancakes.....Wait I have had an oat pancake. ._.

[justmissmelody]

OMG. You are pretty funny. Gosh... :D

[steel55able]

I will take a slash with my winkel later on xD

[HannahHartz]

we have aubergine in america... it's like the color eggplant. and I've seen "nosh" for food even though we don't really say that... but flapjack does not mean boobs what the hell haha this guy is just stupid.

[burdyish]

We beat you and your tyrant of a king 200 years ago. America is superior

[mandymkatie]

@burdyish and?

[scharm123]

faff=Durping

[BeviGames]

Im ganna have a Numpty and toast.

[Bankai1484]

Strange thing: In the nursery rhyme it is never said that Humpty Dumpty is an egg.... think about that for the rest of the day

[behappy452]

@Bankai1484 i think over time he was made an egg so they could put the pictures in books - i'm sure children find egg yolk & white much less distressing than splattered brains etc

[PoopinRainbows]

he is so attractive

[789it789]

I feel proud that I knew what 3 of these words mean

[JazzuhmuhTazz]

Faff is my new favorite word. so is numpty. :)

[Bmw33newmoon]

Here in America we call chav's pimps jk:))

[keepcalmandwatch]

he watches skins?? omfg i love skins uk

[808GOREELAH]

Your friend is pretty hot ha.

[thesadhappyemo]

Flapjacks aren't pancakes

[Bruslenuckies]

Who thought of smosh's how to be a cop when they were talking about flapjacks

[TerasXertas]

Hey!! Your friend's imitation of your outro was really good! :D

[gracie1345]

so. your friend is hot.

[haggis53]

Flapjacks are PANCAKES. Get it right. XD

[LocoArtCo]

@haggis53 That's what i said!!!!! xD

[roxmysoxify]

michael ... flapjacks are pancakes everywhere. what planet do u live on?

[kidrauhlmeg98]

lol

[Evan42881]

I was watching this with my gay friend, and he said "I wanna fuck Charlie to death." And I was like "Mike, calm the hormones."

[AliyahTijeroify]

I like the way he says booger.

[loverXofXallXlovable]

@AliyahTijeroify

"A burger" XD

Or were you talking about Michael?

[POWERBUT]

Flapjacks don't really mean breasts in the U.S.A., at least not anymore. You usually say they have a big "rack".

[alifeofinsanity]

obejeens are not zukinnis i hate spelling

[peanutbuttercup115]

@pinkywinky1904 Ive seen flapjacks as pancakes on like TV and books

[pinkywinky1904]

@peanutbuttercup115 Hmmm...

[bloodlightningXD]

There are a bunch of chavs at my school, and when they started following me and my friends around, I yelled at them "Go away, you chavs!" They responded by telling me they were 14 and therefore not chavs.

Silly Australians who don't know what chavs are -.-

[ellzlc4l]

This is so much funnier when you're english!:D

[PeterPandaChannel]

haha, a boo-gah. imma say it like that now. :)

[kaladevirulez]

It was never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg

[ErinAllsop]

i thought 'slash' mean't a 'forward slash' like this> / 

[katie12x]

how did you get stephen fry to say the thing at the end that you have?

[moviekingjames]

CHAV - Council House And Violent.

[helloomynameiss]

designer label copies and fake gold bling loooool

[RoyalVanilla]

I'm in love with Micheal..Good Lord.

[mojojojojopoop]

i dont like how "winkle" was the only one i guessed right

[chailatte727]

@kt83iceblue to go for a pee

[kt83iceblue]

soooo...whats a slash?

[forevertomboy]

@kt83iceblue i... i think he said "to go for a wee" o.o i.. i don't.. i don't even

[MissLouuuuu]

I didn't know about the slash thing aha!!!

[paigee917]

I just learned a lot about my own language... Thank you Charlie!! <3

[LuceBrunette]

I also lurned some cool words from skins .. Yay :D

[Wolfeloverness]

winkle ;3

[smileyfacex23]

'fit'

'SEXY!'

[censorthecensors]

Nosh is food, so all food is nosh? Eureka! :P haha

[rainbowsoundslyric]

I know nosh bogey from reading Harry potter

[annasailor]

Haha sooo hilarious x'd

[1400648]

You both looks good-looking. :)

[msbbdarling]

you are so fit.

[citrine118]

Filipino cousin: "Vhat is a 'fap' (trying to say 'faff')?"

Me: XD

[TerasXertas]

@citrine118 LMAO! Filipino cousins are hilarious when they mispronounce stuff!! I would know, I have a lot! XD

[DevinandSpencer]

Faff- Watching this video.

[MelMel5643]

I love how he looked like he was having some sort of revelation when he was like "Nosh is food.... All food is nosh!"

[8musicalice8]

I LIKE CHEESE

[xLos3rFac3x]

"Fit"

"SEXY"

[TakNuggins]

@2:27 lol :D

[halliehicks]

i knew bogey, numpty, and fit from watching Harry Potter...

[iknitandread2much]

@halliehicks me too.... :)

[hanmoran1]

hahah, love this!!!

[ACrissCrossFILMS]

Chav/Scumbag

[Thpolarexpresss]

I watch skins too! 

[Googllygirl2001]

Top nosh

[maddysexablancasify]

The opposite of posh. Not posh. Nosh.

[karolinamazingful]

Michael's eyebrows when he says flapjack :)

[pinkpandamiranda]

I remember when this first came out on youtube and I was sooooooooooo excited. Just 'cause it was another "Charlie Video".

[Th3Sly0ne]

"...Is numpty an egg?!" XD Love this video!

[MegaLizTV]

I only knew what "bogey" means because in Doctor Who he said "Ewww, alien bogeys".

[nicksamazing16]

LOL!!!! he does a good job at the end.

[23dipster1]

what english words do you already know?.... bollocks XD

[Shemia10]

LOL I'm English and I no idea Americans didn't say these words! You learn something new everyday :D

[vazcougerAPW9]

You know, where is the Humpty Dumpty rhyme, does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

[MelMel5643]

@vazcougerAPW9 Humpty Dumpty was originally a riddle, and you were supposed to figure out what object he was from it, the answer obviously being an egg. But after a while the riddle and the answer became so widespread that nobody had to solve the riddle, everyone already knew he was an egg. It was a stupid riddle though, seeing as though more than just an egg can fall off a wall and break.

[haleystarzz]

I dislike aubergine whether it's an eggplant or a zucchini

[mayaisboredrightnow]

Is a numpty an egg??

[l28l28]

Do a how to speak australian video

[kurba96]

@aleXPlayer333 i live in slovenia

[vieattlechick]

god, I find British people so amusing. XD And I bet it's the same vice versa.

[nuicoz]

thumb up if I am gay

[cquisengallstarweknd]

humpty dumpty had a numpty.

that killed me.

[StrassermanFTW]

Who here has Charlie fever?

[Rawrxitsxmegan]

I thought flapjacks were pancakes...

[pinkywinky1904]

@Rawrxitsxmegan =I...

[Rawrxitsxmegan]

@pinkywinky1904 What's with the =| face?

[pinkywinky1904]

@Rawrxitsxmegan No offence or anything but I think it's a little odd how you thought flapjacks were pancakes.

[Rawrxitsxmegan]

@pinkywinky1904 Google image search "flapjacks" and tell me the first thing that comes up.

[pinkywinky1904]

@Rawrxitsxmegan Yh I did, the first thing that came up was flapjacks, but pictures of pancakes did come up so I do see you thought this...

[loverXofXallXlovable]

@pinkywinky1904 I dunno, flapjacks have always been the old people way of saying pancakes in my book. Or the Southern way, however you look at it.

[pinkywinky1904]

@loverXofXallXlovable Oh right, I just never ever thought that a pancake was a flapjack.

[kurba96]

in my country faffing means sucking dick

[aleXPlayer333]

@kurba96 HAHAHAHA lol where are you from? so i'll know not to say it, if i go there lol:)

[mznzeen]

Very cool

[kittystar4]

'Winkle.'

'Can you guess what a winkle is?'

'A penis.'

'yep.'

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[LPSlover430]

flapjacks mean pancakes right?

[happybananatoast]

My friend and I started cracking up when he said flapjacks. Oh dear lord, us Americans and our strange words xD

[taylorstempest]

I love how Alex narrates the first.

[MaybeJust2Weeks2Live]

america is really missing out on flapjacks.

[ToriaJayne97]

Im surprised that americans dont have flapjacks (the oat kind!) Thats so saad becuase there so good!

[emilyyharee123]

fit...sexy ;) MICHAEL <3

[charliefaceismycat]

I like the beginning "uhhhh... BOLLOCKS"

[MegaDreamOo]

this guy looks like Wizz Khalifa

thumps up if u agree with me

[Bk94541]

U guys both cute..I would like do 3 ways with Both U guys all day :P

yUMMY yUM :P

[thomascouwatchful]

HUURRAY SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

[sunoflife42]

I would wish a million times you guys were my English teachers. My current E teachers are excessively sissy, nerdy and faggy. Sigh.... 

[HelenaSalvator]

YEAH SKINS!!!!!!1



[SomethingHoney]

booooooger

[amrm38]

QUIT BREAKING THE FOURTH WALLLL!!!! lolz

[TheFredhead99]

Winkle. PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[chilemuybueno]

america lol.



[Rand0mF1lmsAndMus1c]

Haha winkle

[Emmabentter]

thumbs up if you agree that charlies hair looks THE BEST like this

[13kaligirl13]

MICHAEL IS SEXY

[BamItsLauran]

There so cute!>.<

[sunoflife42]

You two are not gay, hopefully. You two are too cute to be true. ^^

[AtomicKittenBaby]

@sunoflife42 They are not. Michael has a girlfriend, and Charlie is currently single but he had had girlfriends :)

[cheesypuffs62]

And im english by the way

[cheesypuffs62]

Who the hell says spiffing or faff or most of those words!?

[purplep30pl3eater]

@cheesypuffs62 I know I say loads of these :') spiffing perhaps just as a joke, but I deffo say faff, nosh, bogey and others :) and I'm English too

[love5animals]

lol. i love americans when they come to england and get our way to speak rong ''is chav a type of lipstick''

[iiBiteCupcakes]

That was spiffy.

[Mrthebunny52]

I knew about 5-8 of them

[kittykatie94]

I say spiffy...

[happywolfpe]

Whats the American version of a chav then? I thought 'chav' was american...oops...

[MelMel5643]

@happywolfpe America doesn't have chavs. Or if we do, I've never in my life come across one, or heard of them either.

[GodsGlamGirl1]

@MelMel5643 yeah we do have chavs. We (well I) refer to them as thugs. You know the people who drop out of highschool and work at McDonalds or don't work at all and they walk around with baggy pants, fake gold, and a bunch of swagger? yep. That's them.

[MelMel5643]

@GodsGlamGirl1 Ahh, so chavs are basically wannabe gangsters? Well, I've luckily never had the pleasure of meeting one of those, either. But I get it now.

[happywolfpe]

@MelMel5643 you don't know how lucky you are.

[loveyouxoxoloveyou<]

" FIT " Sexy. best part.