Louis C.K. Rough Sex

[mikelorenz121]

I get this all the time in bed. It's like every woman out there is into rape roleplay. But women never admit it. Fucking hypocrites!

[IVIegadude]

@mikelorenz121 Virgin.

[mikelorenz121]

@IVIegadude Well I broke ur mother's ass in so how can I be? The dirty slut. And ur the cum ur mother should have swallowed little boy.

[IVIegadude]

@mikelorenz121 Original and funny.

[kombajndosalatek]

@mikelorenz121 yeah... all women are into rape.. yup...

maybe on leisure suit larry

[mikelorenz121]

@kombajndosalatek I didn't say rape. I said rape roleplay. Which is exactly what Louis is referring to dumbass.

[kombajndosalatek]

@mikelorenz121 me2. get a girl and stop making up stories :)

[mikelorenz121]

@kombajndosalatek I get laid. The fact that a girl has never asked u to give it to her like a man should, just shows ur a beta bitch.

[kombajndosalatek]

@mikelorenz121 so women are asking you to roleplay rape with them right? Soo.. that's not really roleplaying rape at all :D

Did you even watch the video?

also- get a girl! stop playing sims!

[mikelorenz121]

@kombajndosalatek Are u asking for dating advice now little boy? Yes, women like it rough. U would know this if u'd ever been with a girl. Fuck, I feel like I'm talking to a kid here.

[kombajndosalatek]

@mikelorenz121 :D

why so mad?

get laid bro!

[yugo91aesop]

@kombajndosalatek both of you are faggots

[1212metallica]

29 people are getting a rapey vibe

[mnypwrrspkt]

i know where she's coming from.. and im a guy

[MaaNonu123]

SHIIIITTTTT THAT WAS SO FUNNY I LITERALLY ALMOST PISSED MYSELF

[RioEllington]

This describes every gay bottom I've ever met. XD

[BillHicks420]

Damn, I hope this clip never lands me in prison

[TheImminentFate]

"No officer I swear, I thought she was into that shit!"

[TheHouseOffice]

I like how he goes from come to totally bewildered.

"What are you out of your fucking mind!!!"

XD

[TCoyneJr]

I guess Mike Tyson misread her vibe.

[fbibarbie]

wow a girl did the exact same thing to me once wtf is wrong with those women

[mytimetravellingdog]

@fbibarbie a girl did this thing with me as well; it was completely fucked up.

Does it mean those girls basically only get to have sex with complete assholes?

[steventarmann]

"No officer, I swear, I thought she was into that shit"

[JUSTxINSANE]

I'm gettin kind of a rapey vibe from this girl.

hahahha

[MrScalzo13]

where's the one where he talks about drinking period blood?

[DontFearGrim]

rapey vibe :D

[rayruiz12345]

Thumbs up if you know a girl like that

[midnightbluenoz]

CK is quite funny but lee evans has got to be the funniest comedian EVER :)

[vnissgbklkj]

@midnightbluenoz wow u comment this video just to promote another comedian, wtf is wrong with u?

[midnightbluenoz]

@vnissgbklkj lol what no, how sad would that be, i saw the general comments were saying he's the best around atm, but in my opinion its lee evans. everyones got their opinions obvs. so wtf wrong with u more like, you CK ass licker

[SuperNicolef]

@midnightbluenoz yes, lets listen to the cunt that says obvs

[midnightbluenoz]

@SuperNicolef yeah lets do,

[mytimetravellingdog]

@midnightbluenoz He isnt the best around that goes to Daniel Kitson or Stewart Lee (probably Kitson and it could well be argued Kiston is the best most naturally talented stand up ever, but he doesnt do too much pure stand up anymore and unless you are a comedy nerd probably dont know about him because of his massive reluctance to do anything where he might gain in popularity beyond his intelligent, comedy literate edinbrugh going type audience) but Lee Evan, really?

[midnightbluenoz]

@mytimetravellingdog i dont even know who he is but whatever you opnion, but if u aint seen lee evans you really have got to, he's hilerious

[spscarter]

All women have a rape fantasy, Louie. Now you know!

[grunntalll]

@spscarter good to know for some psycho on the internet, but for real? nice..

[XSFlanger]

21 people have accidently raped somebody :)

[xboxman333]

@XSFlanger That's so original! OMG!

[DinoCopRulezTheWORLD]

It´s not rape if you say "Surprise" ;)

[GeneralArrow]

@DinoCopRulezTheWORLD Or Ambush.

[kalli199]

u know what? this actually happend with me and my ex-girlfriend... how can a guy know that she wants u to just do it!? louis ck, u totally gets me. thank you.

[Holligan878]

-Hey, wanna play the raping-game?

-NO!

-That's the spirit.

[Ex101]

@Holligan878

Lmao! Legendary!

[Gonko100]

@Holligan878

ahaha...nice one

[ergolineL]

@Holligan878  hahahahahhaa friggen hilarious!

[FrostyManElemental]

Hardly any women in the audience laughing...

[Gyohdon]

My girl is like this too :O

[shmiggen]

If she has no regrets, it isn't rape. If she does have regrets...

[CountessKitty18]

@shmiggen no.

[shmiggen]

@CountessKitty18 yes.

[CountessKitty18]

@shmiggen rape is rape. nothing about 'regrets'

[shmiggen]

@CountessKitty18 Have you ever been raped? Have you ever had a rape fantasy? You do know that Harlequin Romance is filled with rape fantasies...It's called emotional porn...

[CountessKitty18]

@shmiggen ....

[CountessKitty18]

@shmiggen unless the person having regrets is the rapist

[shmiggen]

@CountessKitty18 ok.

[xJlovesMCRx]

rape me

[jiggyy]

i wish louis ck had more non marriage material...

[foggo24]

this is why i went to jail

[aha45]

I think this is my favorite Louis CK joke. My god, he delivers it perfectly.

[penisfuckeye]

@aha45 I was thinking the same thing, the wording, it's just crafted so beautifully. Nobody else can write like him.

[MovieHound17]

@aha45 this is def my favriot 2! 

[Consequence]

Okay so I just read ALL the punchlines during the ad because of you cunts. No more quoting the fucking routine. And no I can't control myself and avoid looking, just watch it and laugh like the rest of us.

[BuddyJ2006]

@Consequence Get AdBlock

[penisfuckeye]

@Consequence You're not the fucking boss of the internet. Grow some self control and don't read the comments douche bag.

[Consequence]

@penisfuckeye Oh you didn't hear? I am the boss of the internet. You're grounded young man.

[penisfuckeye]

@Consequence 1) I'm a lady, well a female 2) go suck a bag of dicks

[Consequence]

@penisfuckeye You look like a young gentleman, from what I can see.

[penisfuckeye]

@Consequence you can't see me :P

[Consequence]

@penisfuckeye Sure I can. ;)

[matt301273]

Fuck these cocksucking adverts. Nobody likes. Nobody wants them. A stop needs to be put to them. Period.

[bahramf]

Letter to the 13 people who dislike this video:

Dear 13 dislikes,

Fuck you! You all have no taste. This is hilarious. You probably think so too but you're some stupid religious cunt and get offended by jokes about rape.

Sincerely, Not a Douche-bad.

[danthealmighty1]

@bahramf or maybe they just dont think its funny...which is perfectly fine. everyone has an opinion, man. just because they dont like what you like doesnt really give you the right to shit on their mother's graves.

[bahramf]

@danthealmighty1 Go suck a bag of dicks!

[daf700]

@bahramf

hello not a douche-bad, you are a douche-BAG

[ericsnowsucks]

I wasn't going to buy car insurance, but after seeing that ad in totally changed my mind. Money well spent All State!!!!

[Oswegoma]

I've watched this over a dozen times.

<3

[5959512]

@lolomg69aids  holy shit....

[paniuroczy]

@lolomg69aids hahahahhha

[FlankerVT]

hate these commercials

[havoc1310]

Not rape if you yell "Surprise!"

[FragileLittleAngel]

stupid woman. -_-

[Akastunzz]

0:01 Rate this up like 5 or something so u can skip adds.. :P

[wtfmickey]

aawwwhhh, funny. 

[alimk91]

is this from chewed up?

[noobskater15]

FUCKNG ADS!

[TheAerosmither]

@noobskater15 Exactly man! ADS! they think we're gonna buy their shit because they placed an annoying bar below the fucking clip! and i'm not gonna fucking go to you're website either!

when i think you're disturbing believe me i'm not gonna buy anything from you!

and i mean Ads everywhere! interrupting our enjoyment.

Cheers V

[gambart2002]

That's so true. Women are insane, and we men have to figure out when they want rough sex or not. lol

[mrphilliephan08]

1:04 - 1:14 HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[LTR]

he sLauGhterz dane'z Bitkh ass

[strictpolicy]

pretty much all my ex's

[KevinLounsberry]

fuckin hate girls like that, lol

[Coolwhitey]

9 people are retarded.

[LobeWan]

@Coolwhitey Totally thought the same thing. Fuck 'em in their eye sockets.

[motorolarules]

I love and seek women like that

[Stealthmuffin]

lol

[cjk041084]

If you don't think this guy is the funniest man currently alive you are fucking stupid

[TroyOi]

@cjk041084 "If you don't think this guy is the funniest man currently alive you are fucking stupid"

Good intelligence test. I think I just passed -- this guy is killing me!

[mikegayner]

Not funny.

[Chepeunbrainwashed]

God damn I fucking hate the 8 people that dislike this.

[skullsprocket]

not going to read seven pages of comments, or try to figure out why eight people disliked it...but I swear I've dated that same girl.

[JASM4collection]

WHAT ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!?!?!?!

[Lineportugal]

@Xanofar fair enough.. :)

[Lineportugal]

this comment is a total cliche... But what is it about this video that makes 7 people not like it ?

[brycehun]

"Punchline" Lolll youtube so funny xD durrrrrr

In other news, youtube comments make me want to put a bullet between my eyes.

[CooperSnow]

Lmao too true!

[clicchick]

omg CRYING with laughter

[ENERGYGTE]

so true

[MrArtistify]

made it to 1:40. Watched it twice to do it. Louis is the man.

[xSleeveOfWizardx]

hahahahah cant watch 1:05 without laughing

[sobernuts]

Lol love his facial expression at 0:47

[zachmarkham84]

Lol, i was tearing up laughing so fricken hard.

[libertypatrol]

lol i know eh and he can be sooo true sometimes

thumbs up! man

[songforafriend]

omg this is so funny

[MeredithOD]

@lectrick O_O

[marky2112]

I guess you are the only girl in that city? GIVE IT UP, LADY!!

kidding

[RaymondNS]

@MeredithOD

Not if he has money!

[twieneke76]

No he won't....lol.  Plenty of women who are into it.

[twieneke76]

Can't get your mind off him can you? ;-)

[corncob119]

I saw him live in Royal Oak Michigan like a year ago and it was the best $30 I've ever spent! Go see him live if he comes near you!

[SatansMullet]

and people say women aint fucked in the head LOL

[RyanInLA]

is there a FUNNIER standup alive? a few come close but I don't think anyone is better than Louis CK right now.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I love Louis CK. He is fucking hilarious! Some bitches need to learn to sew though. Fucking Misfits...

[Recovrd1]

He is the best... The best thing about his comedy is if u are a cynical realist; it REALLY speaks to you and can relate easily.

[Fishy2shoe]

@RyanInLA George Carlin, was way funnier. sadly. 'was'

[TheOpenJam]

@RyanInLA Pablo Francisco is better, but different.

[deathendz]

@RyanInLA jim jeffries D:

[March3Yahoo]

I hope he actually said all that stuff to her, that stupid, stupid woman.

[TaamSoul]

WHAHAHAHA this guy is so titting funny. One of the best stand-up comediants alive!

[Courtland4]

LOL

[SupaAmi]

Hahaha, I love him.

[rudysmustache]

women are fucked up

[CadicusTheDamned]

NO SHIT!!!

[youtubasoarus]

"What'dya out of your fuckin' mind!?" LMAO!

[penisfuckeye]

@youtubasoarus my favorite line in stand up EVER it was just perfect :)

[therandygoat]

Haha beautiful

[drumsandpipes]

is this on any of his dvd's?

that's some of the funniest shit i've ever heard

[07liberian]

Chewed Up

[xXazuraXx]

Lmao, lol soooo true!! xD

[babbypinkxoxo]

cant rape the willing

[GrandHighGamer]

I'd find a way.

[femidom]

@babbypinkxoxo or the dead

[E5K1M0J0E]

@femidom amen

[VonCouch]

This is great. My girlfriend is into the same thing. Luckily we were already dating and had a sex life before she started dropping hints that she was into it.

[Suyamu]

you don't have a girlfriend

[VonCouch]

Clever response

[velveteye74]

Why'd you get all the negative coments??

[VonCouch]

Search me. Jealous virgins, maybe?

[xjoncamposx]

This is so fucking true, goddamn, hahah!

[NBegovich]

Oh. Thanks for clearing that up.

[Veteran4Peace]

Oh man, I've had almost the exact same thing happen to me...and she acted like I was a dumbass for not being able to read her mind.

[nexus411]

HHAHAHAHAHHAHA ROFL FTW

[Kr4zyAc3]

well wonder whats it gonna be like never did it before

[KissekattX]

haha... I think I may be that girl too.

I like it when a guy gets all rough and tough with me. it's just more of a thrill seeing a guy being a bit of an animal and a brute. Just feels like you're seeing him... in his element somehow. It's hard to explain, lol.

[st0ckhomsyndrome]

Yes! I'm not alone! lol I agree, definitely hard to explain....

[wakkawakka101]

I have advice for the both of you then: LET US KNOW, WE CANNOT READ MINDS DAMMIT.

[ranndino]

I was once asked by a girl straight up to do it... no games. I was apprehensive at first kinda pretending to be rough, but not really being rough. I guess that wasn't what she wanted so she punched me in the mouth full force which really pissed the crap out of me and we proceeded to have an extremely rough session. I never knew I would enjoy it as much as I did. Sometimes you discover new things about yourself by being with different people, eh?

[Daydream2142]

LOL good thing you didn't hit her back

[KissekattX]

Whoa. Punching??? That might be a little much even for me.

Still, different strokes for different folks, I suppose... as long everyone's consenting.

[theraven391]

Man, fuck that shit, that's like my dream girl. If I can't have sex with her unless I'm in a shark-bite suit, I might propose.

[Kr4zyAc3]

so you married her or something

[asuhdds]

god this is the funnnniest shit

[07liberian]

Relax Sweetheart! Of Course I Understand. It Was Just A Sarcastic Question.

[st0ckhomsyndrome]

lol ok good, I was starting to think you guys were thinking I was nuts!

[07liberian]

In My Opinion You Should Keep That Piece Of Information A Secret, It Might Get A Little Crazy If A Boyfriend Or A Guy You Are Dating Knows That About You.

[st0ckhomsyndrome]

maybe you're right. It was mostly supposed to be a joke, but I guess it can be taken the wrong way.

[07liberian]

Exactly !!!

[gogogopiggy]

Why Do You Talk Like This? Are You An Idiot Or Something?

ps. don't tell her what to keep secret or not. it's her fucking decision and her fucking preference. sexual sadomasochistic tendencies are the most common paraphilia amongst women and men. so stfu. "it might get a little crazy if a boyfriend...knows that". fuck that, it's his fucking problem if he FREAKS OUT over a girl having a sexual preference.

fuckin' people these days.

[07liberian]

I Did'nt Recall Her Getting Offended In Any Way By My Opinion, So Why Do You Give A Fuck ? It Sounded Like She Was Apreciative About Me Showing A Little Bit Of Concern.

[ArcticSheep]

Seriously Though Why Do You Talk Like This It's Fucking Retarded.

[07liberian]

Habit, That's How I Used To Write My College Papers. If You Have A Problem With It, Im Sorry! Most People Dont Give A Fuck.

[ArcticSheep]

you do realize that's totally improper grammar.. didn't you get points taken off for that? generally, you're only supposed to put capitals at the beginning of sentences and names

[07liberian]

My Professors Already Knew The Deal, They Knew That I Knew Proper Grammar. I Guess What It Came Down To Is, That's Just How I Like To Type ! As Long As My Assignments Met Their Requirements, The Teachers Could'nt Care Less How I Typed It.

[Skymning]

It's fucking annoying to read, and it's even harder to take someone who writes like that seriously. No, really, it is. It's like having a debate with someone who insists on having a red ball on his nose at all times.