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  • no u

  • @matthg96 ok

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  • @matthg96 No.

    

  • Save before you pick a lock ;)

  • Skeleton Key.

  • XD

  • I can do master locks with no lockpick skill... Not gonna boast...

  • @xRyuBu lol

  • Try an expert lock. I almost wanted to ripp my hands off

  • @salvador97100 try a master lock

  • Lmao indeed. Half expected you to rage quit there when it broke Woody

  • ...

  • I never understood the need to pick door locks. Surely Dovahkiin can just Fus-Ro-Dah the fucking door off?

  • @TheDarkDiamonds That wouldn't be very sneaky though.

  • Imagine him playing fallout. XD

  • @MattG2505 if you give it back you get invisible powers , 50 % chance of better pickpocketing and ALWAYS move silently :D

  • I apologize, but this dang video made me laugh so hard! lol sorry for your bad luck, but keep posting stuff like this! Im glad to see other people have the same problems as me lol!

  • @leeleelee43 People still say dang? :O

  • If the lock lets you miss twice, just back out and it resets everything like you haven't tried it yet. Just like Fallout.

  • @CrosseyedTenFour but doesnt the position of the "picking" chance when you back out?

  • 0:54 BLACK POWRRRR

  • What is the name of the music?

    

  • id like to see him do a master lock

  • 0:55 ish ish

  • lockpick pro

  • hilarious

  • this scared the F**KING shit out of me!!

    my mum came from behind while the music was going and yeah scared the shit out of me!

  • what tv are you playing on thers a huge one right behind him

  • Haha u got it next time

  • How do you have ONLY 1 LOCKPICK!!!

  • Are those Razer Chimaeras?

  • @ObeyTheWigga astro a40s

  • I just kept the skull key from thiefs guild quests so that I can lock pick every thing

  • Haha he didn't move the pick at all.. lock picking is pretty easy except if your controller wants to drift on you while your picking a master lock and your pick just breaks for the hell of it.

  • woody. chronicling epic failures while attempting menial tasks in skyrim is HILARIOUS. im not being sarcastic. everbody can relate to that. getting 2 dragons in a row when youre just smelting 3 iron bars. failing easy locks (shown). the best part of it is showing your rage face though. definitely do more like this. not like a million you can do but it works for any game. wings raging on stupid shit showing the rageface would be funny too.

  • 0:57 seemed like victory to me at first.

  • i feel sorry for you since lockpicking isnt that hard. only frustrating when you pick a master lock and find it to be empty lols

  • thumbs up if you lowered the volume when that song played cuz u taught that something scary will pop up

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  • LOL

  • lol why u do it so slowwww

  • Pick

  • I did a master with one puck left I was a apprentice in lock puck

  • @MrEddie1794 I do Master locks with about 5 picks... And I don't level it (put any points in into it) up at all. However, i'm about level 65 in it. Lockpicking is easy.

  • Ya know, there is a Skeleton Key...

  • i struggle in skyrim on lockpicking the most, anything else i can eventually get the hang of, not picking a freakin' lock! :(

  • Makes you miss the lock picking spells.

  • "haha...." *SERIOUS FACE* ROFL

  • wow x box loxk picking seems so much beter than pc lockpicking...

  • @timothy9958 Exactly what I have been thinking ever since Fallout 3 :[

  • @timothy9958 How? PC is piss :)

  • skeleton lock pick helps nothing so i just gave it up and actually became good at lock picking and now i have over 120 lock picks and level 67 lockpicking.

  • @xvsero Of course it helps... it's unlimited lockpicks so you can spam everywhere. Especially on expert and master locks, it's incredibly useful.

  • that music makes this video like 100x funnier , lmao

  • lol noob fail

  • It's odd, because if you have the skeleton key, then when you go to jail, they take it away from you. You can check your inventory. All you will have will be a set of prison robes, and one lockpick. But if you try to pick a lock, it seems you still have the skeleton key with you... that's odd actually, but it is pretty sweet :D

  • @najsbajsmedmajs how do u get that?

  • @jsgodofcod It's in the Thieves guild questline, but if you do the quest after you get the skeleton key, you will lose it xd

    So when you get it, stop with the quests ;)

  • @najsbajsmedmajs aw dude you don't just run off with the skeleton key, nocturnal will be disappointed :O

  • Can I just call you Mr. Gamertag? I keep calling you that ever since I saw the commentary with FPSRussia. Lol! You're great Mr. Gamertag :)

  • you had to turn to lickpick more

  • @xProfeshCamperx it was shaking lol

  • he spelled disappointment wrong

  • Skeleton Lockpick!!!!!

  • Lol that sounds like me when i play skyrim

  • Welcome to my world Woody.

  • I like to watch woodys videos, but then I took a palm to the face...

  • He used to be an lock picker and then

    He took an ARROW TO THE KNEE.

  • @COD904 F......U......C.....K ....Y....O....U 

  • @TheMightyDahQ Don't feed the troll

  • @TheMightyDahQ sorry, i got a boner while i was typing

  • @COD904 shitty grammar, you do know when to use an "an" right?

  • @TestMyVidsOut sorry, i got a boner while i was typing

  • @COD904 i used to think that was funny, then my dad got a job...

  • @GIN0MAN5432 I used to believe so, then i took an arrow to the other knee =.=

  • i kept thinking some scary pop up was gonna appear lol.

  • I like how he was laughing then got all serious.

  • Turn the volume DOWN!

  • Haha. You keep going in the same spot. Move the pick around a little

  • LOLOL THIS SCARED ME SHITLESS..... I FORGOT IT WAS ON AUTOPLAY AND IT STARTED TO PLAY AND I WAS FLIPING SHIT.

  • OH SHIIIIT 2012

  • Doesn't Matt had sex

  • Why cant it be like fallout, where when you exit it resets the picks

  • @marinmarinhola "CAUSE IT WOUNDFLT BE RAEL" They don't reset to add a sense of "realism" and difficulty into lockpicking

  • @IceCreamCakeSauce, ITS SKYRIM. Are you going to tell me about "realism" in SKYRIM!?! They dont match. So please...

  • @marinmarinhola I said SENSE of realism not actual realism. theres a differance

  • @IceCreamCakeSauce, still, nothing about skyrim has a sense of realism either

  • always save before, also you thinj apprentice locks are bad, there is no oops try again with same pick when its master.

  • once i did a aprentece chest i wasted 10 lock picks and on the last one i got it and guess what IN the chest it gave more lock picks -_-

  • ALWAYS SAVE BEFORE LOCK PICKING!!!!!!!!!

  • Did woody just do a dragon shout at 0:54 ?

  • thats why i just kept the skeleton key. eexxppllooiiitttsss

  • LOL

  • That was so intense I got an erection

  • i dont understand why hes getting so mad

  • @XxG10cOmMaNdOxX He only had one pick left...

  • Hahaha.. SERIOUS FACE! 0:18

  • looks like you needed more picks.

  • For all you new players, remember that each pick has a "health bar" but it's just invisible. Even after you open/exit the lock and start again, the health of that same pick is carried over. Needless to say, higher level locks drain that health much faster.

  • @GamingGrinds HA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE YOU SAID NEEDLESS!!!!!!!

  • @xXMicroFusionXx I don't get it.

  • guessing he was in jail?

  • lol I saw a apprentice lock so I went up to it and got it on my 1st try in 3 secs :D

  • You Need the Skelett Key trollol

  • I used to be an adventurer like you, then i got this job as a city guard which provides me with a more stable income and is less dangerous. Plus i have more time to spend with my family.

  • I was gonna say why are being so careful but then i saw 1 pick left O.o that sucks :(

  • @edgadavids1 considering i watched him work on this one chest lock for 15 mins i'm pretty sure its real, the only reason it looks the way it does is because it was captured on someone else's computer and edited by said person and if that is all you want to do is troll people at least be informed enough to make the right accusations your not stirring my emotions i was simply saying your misinformed and it makes you look retarded thanks for proving my point

  • @bavandergriff lol this is funny how you are so eager to prove a point over a comment i put no thought into. TIP: give up because i don't give a shit, or you could keep going on and i can just get more enjoyment from this.

  • @edgadavids1 thats just it you didnt bother to think before you spoke and now you look like an idiot and your trying to make yourself look cool by playing it off now you fail at trolling

  • @bavandergriff Your still here? wow. if i was trolling i would be insulting woody but guess what. Im not. It is quite funny how obligated you feel to prove a point that nobody cares about, just chill and go away.

  • 1 lock pick left, worst feeling ever lol

  • 1:08

  • Aha I was like, "Eh pretty easy." then I look at the lockpicks left, then I was like, "OH SHIT..."

  • oh god woody that was awesome!

  • 0:00

    

  • LOL this is fuckin hilarious

    thanks for posting it Woody!

  • Hahah lock picking noob ! XD 

  • Lower the level the lock, the more you can adjust it lol

  • Lol man u could use a Class or two in the art o lockpicking :P

  • Woody, my friend, you are not very good at lockpicking lol

  • lLMAMAMAMAAMAOAAOAOAOAMALMAAOA­MALAMAOAMALMAOA

  • 1:09, thought u were gonna cry :O

  • but skyrim is still great

  • i would rather watch cod then skyrim

  • @Startmakingnosie well this is one of those moments where the difference between then and than makes your sentence a whole different sentence.

  • you now you could save the game and and lode it on the same lock

  • its hilarious he so close and the thing breaks so he cant get in what a bumber lol

  • LMFAO 

  • you should do the nightingale quild quests for a skeleton key it never brakes but sooner or latter you have to get rid of it for a quest

  • dont u hate that and then u cant open it and ur so curious of whats inside?

  • LOL

  • that is soooo me

  • Haha! like the psycho music!

  • Woody: Damnit its a lock

    Lock: Come Inside me woody, unlock all my treasures (cues the scary music)

    Woody: (opens lock)

    Lock: Damn!

  • @trickytaffy111 Ha come inside me

  • i used to be able to make good jokes, then skyrim came out

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  • Woody is disappoint.

  • all i have to say is one second you'll get it. then its easy as hell

  • i used to be able to lockpick, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @gonnabetoday fuck you

    

  • @gonnabetoday fuck you

  • lockpicking isn't that hard!

  • @TomothyWTF fair enough

  • @24Dmalik in wat way did i mispell anething n that coment

  • hahahahahaha that was awesome

  • Thank god there is no thumbs up.

  • Skellington key son!

  • @AncientBlackMan I'm on mobile nerd

  • Haha this is why lockpicking is one of my highest skills

  • ahahahhah woody you should play the guitar sometime : ) thumbs up so the gamertag can see

  • @TrendyKidSki nice fail. theres no thumbs up

  • Woody lookin fly as heck and he looks 23;

  • @PIRATEMONKEY98 woody is obviously a vampire >_>

  • "EEEERRRRMPPPPHHHH!!!" -WoodysGamerTag

  • I thought this was hilarious. great music choice too

  • Dude locks are almost better than the last games

  • I've never successfully picked a lock in skyrim..

  • Lmao

  • lol

  • It's so tense it made my butthole pucker up.

  • @MrShinzuzu It's what I do 

  • hahahah woody you comedic genius. perfect music! "last lockpick....need this quest item......apprentice lock? easy.......AUUGH, DAMNIT!"

  • Fable music at end?

  • uMadBro?

  • hahahahahhohohohoho 

    (NO serious face)

  • @gamers002 it wasn't "halarious", but it was hilarious

  • I did an expert lock today and I'm level 10 with a 26 in lockpicking...