Requiem for a Card Crusher

[jeremyalaniz]

HAHAHHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShurokFox]

Epic.

[LordZero666]

Man... this is so awesome. Definitely the best cardcrusher version ever to be.

[ainabathula]

...FATALITY! Flawless Victory >:(

[FeralXemnas69]

oh? this card is very important and powerful?

-crushes-

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY POWER

[ruesap13]

this is the greatest video i have ever seen

[Ish0and0shake]

Not a single card was given that day

[tidus814]

Zoomjab: WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?! I AM YOUR GOD! *drops card*

[zimstinka]

This is the censored version, the original was though too powerful to be released.

[COMFYSOCKZ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA!!! Wtf did I just watch!? LOL!!

[ehcor]

Love the video. Can someone tell me the name of the song?!

[thatoneguy19911]

@ehcor Requiem for a Tower.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@ehcor

Battletoads main theme

[ehcor]

@UshiromiyaReiji Seems legit.

[JackTR21]

Should have used bison sounds. so he could be a psycho crusha

[CirqueDuCloud]

TERMINATED.

[shiknara]

The pixiel made this even more epic

[Walruson]

did the card crush?

[cyberus125]

♣ card has been crushed ♠

[nightmaresshadow99]

the way the world ends lol

[senshi85]

great job on the video

[SocialistSahramia]

@aroblesCG

lux aeterna.

[TehSalomon]

WHERE'S YOUR CHUCK NORRIS NOW?

[aroblesCG]

He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. So we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Card Crusher...

[Oninzuka]

cool... a good alternative to the guile theme version... What's the music used here by the way..?

[danielfm]

0:46 is the most epic moment I have ever seen. INTENSE

[azarobi]

err.......WTF was that ??

[Maxpound]

Brutal as fuck....

[iusethelancer1]

This guy is the only reason the U.S stopped at 2 nukes

[Ravengaurd6]

BITCHES COULD NEVER KNOW MY CARD CRUSHIN'

[Nickcool1996]

AWESOME xD

[ExploringProphecy]

This man makes Chuck Norris AND Charlie Sheen look like droopy eyed armless children.

[Xanoz]

Best one hands down

[LordZero666]

A god among men.

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

The sad part is that the chick looks really fucking upset about the card being crushed

[shadow1w2]

Tell me again why he is not in Marvel VS Capcom 3? xD

[itukuru]

What's this song?

[lilgirlHa]

@itukuru requiem for a dream

[Ubuuuroi]

@itukuru Requiem for a dream.

[Th3L33tElite]

LM-FUCKING-AO.

[BunkerFox]

I have stared into the abyss, and the abyss has stared back

[TheDeadpoolOwns]

Card Crusher is Shin Akuma and God Rugal combined?

[KingVegeta80]

@TheDeadpoolOwns no he would crush their balls

[PerfectHamsterFiend]

Like. Favorite. Share. Subscribe.

[earthalchemistninja]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDD

[jingles5492]

omg i heard this song befoe! ..wheres it from..

ughh its so epic!!

[FieryV]

@jingles5492 Requiem for a Dream

[jingles5492]

@FieryV

lol couldve guessed

i think i saw that movie ..which part around was this? [ i mean song]

[FieryV]

@jingles5492 It came up in the movie a lot... the movie was about drug abuse and how it affected 4 people's lives. The same guy who made it recently also came out with Black Swan :D Which I hear is also quite gruesome.

[jingles5492]

@FieryV

i dont even rem watching the movie but we did try to watch in class 

[JasonDDGS]

where original video

[IsaactheImmortal]

nobody at my school except me thought this was funny or epic :(

[royokihokage]

messatsu card crushadou !!!!

[resdudeornardude]

Requiem for a dream makes everything 100x more epic.

[OcirusWolf]

0:38 Heil Hitler!

[TheDemonGamers]

Life was just won

[NovaShadowBlade]

LMFAO u got my subscription

[xxMangixx1]

HADOKEN

[IkariTenryo]

@xxMangixx1 DOOGITZ

[TehRealWeegee]

and thus Chuck Norris was born...

[FieraDevilWings]

@TehRealWeegee - ...out of the ashes of the crushed card.

[TehRealWeegee]

@FieraDevilWings ...indeed

[DShadow911]

i think the editor tried every single animation they had

[NarfLarf]

M. Bison: The Later Years

[Markusa222]

It's so dramatic, I could DIE. :D

[NarfLarf]

Would've been epic yo add a Street Fighter 3 "K.O." sound after he dropped the card.

[albelsmaiden]

This is freaking hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing

[owata100]

nuohhhhhhhhh

[mickeysguns1997]

2012 lol

[narutogoodblood13]

how high do u have 2 be to do that

[whodawa]

dammit! can't...stop...watching!! ...too....entertaining!

[NacodaLupine]

what is this, I don't even-

[lacusclyneEXE]

Let's be thankful he only crushed a card, lest the Universe itself could cease to exist.

[SnakeBigBoss24]

1:25 was the best part ever.

[CrowHavenBM]

0:44 Heil Hitler!

[Auron2840]

I'm convinced that there's no CGI or audio added. That's all natural around him.

[Aiicyla]

TORCHWOOOOOOD :D This is Torchwood music! Omfg, that show was amazing <3 Idk what it's gonna be like next summer without certain characters, but...

[mickeysguns1997]

@Aiicyla the theme song isnt torchwood

[Aiicyla]

@mickeysguns1997 LOL, don't doubt a Torchwood fan. It was in the show, look it up.

[mickeysguns1997]

@Aiicyla yeah but it aint originally from it im sayin

[Colethecon]

Where is your god now?!

[m0therchi3f]

@Colethecon He ran....like Jezus....and Allah......and even Buddha....

[Just4Th3Lulz]

We now know this guy is the only one who can kill the batman

[DaZeerrB]

the world is fucked up

[ForgottenMemoriesSou]

He crushes cards, along with Souls, lives, hopes and dreams!

[cifeso]

Oh man. At first I thought it was just going to be the original video with the music...But, holy fuck...

I love you. Made my day.

[vegetto14]

BAWWW GAWDD

[DocRavage]

This guy seriously needs to have a T-Shirt made if he hasn't already...

[Phelan666]

I just divided by zero...in my pants.

[donagusto1]

ASIANS, The Starters of the Apocalypsis

[feliw]

yugi is not match for him.

[VinnDiddy]

If this guy and Chuck Norris were to do the fusion dance, they most certainly will be able to save mankind from 2012!

[reptileman262]

laughed soo hard I was crying....

[pummyjumpz]

What song is that?. . It sounds damn epic!

[VoulTubel]

@pummyjumpz

It's called a requiem for a dream.

[GLMnumber9]

Rarely does a parody top the original, but you managed to do it

[TheTupacolypse]

Have we got a challenger for Chuck Norris?!

[Iwannaplayssbb]

wow...............even god's fear him..........

[51stSheep]

All your cards are belong to us

[UzrielGrajewo]

0:30 i miss thunders here

[PsyMan1337]

YOU MADE MY DAY!!

[1acroyear1]

That girl is fuckin' CUTE!

[FlahtheBat1]

@1acroyear1 Japs are only hot in anime. IRL they is dykes

[1acroyear1]

@FlahtheBat1 then I'll make like the little dutch boy and stick my finger in that dyke.

[thelapointe]

i have just seen 2012 with my very eyes

[DZLEsmash]

I lost the game

[C4NDYV0M1T]

This is the next Mr. Miyagi.

[CardTheTrader]

This is how the world is going to end.

[Mephaistus]

-boner-

[CopyRezo36]

Epic but the ending was a bit drawn out and looked like someone was trying all the different photoshop options.

[KathlynWolf]

so much win

[SikoKthxbye]

INSTANT PANTS TENT

[visionimagify]

lulz

[whodawa]

thou hast misjudged thee adversary!!!

[RizellX]

@whodawa Andeh this is awesome

[marciocfr]

the one, the only one, the chosen one

[darkmige]

this man can kill sehpiroth,kefka,chuck norris,all the final fantasy heros,light,and all who opposed die by his hand! crushed!

[AquaHedge93]

Zoomjap, the master of Card Crushing and making rape faces.

[BunkerFox]

I came. Twice

[Phelan666]

Woe unto my atheist ways!

For, in mine contemptuous manner,

I have misjudged actuality.

Lo! I have seen the face of GOD!

[Awesome1601]

And i thought god wouldn't exist

[UshiromiyaReiji]

I watched this video.I think I saw the answers to life and the Universe in his eyes.

Then, I looked down.

Even my shadow was cowering in fear.

[dragonlover9000]

@UshiromiyaReiji rflmao that comment made my day lol

[NecropeDomme]

This man nailed Jesus to the cross.

[imadethisforstuff]

vegeeta, what does the card say about his power level? *crushes the card* ITS OVER NINE THOOOOUUUSAAAAAND!!!

[Awesome1601]

If you compare the Card Crusher with Chuck Norris, you would think Chuck Norris is a helpless baby.

[YoBadMama]

I would follow that man to hell and back...

[SatansMullet]

never laughed so fucking hard in my life LOL

[andyk939]

OK this I understand.

[VinnDiddy]

Wow this was epic. There is nothing more that needs to be said...

[GanNig01]

lawl

[Metallica4L1fe]

Anyone know which version of Requiem for a dream- Lux Aeterna this is it seems more heavier sounding than what i've heard

[Suckfest83]

Card Crusher - Master of the Dark Art of Making People Uncomfortable.

[Enerccio]

I wonder what would happen in Zoomjap would go against Epic Beard Man....

[Iwannaplayssbb]

a god amongs men

[TheDoctorGoat333]

@Iwannaplayssbb amongst.

[darkstar1987lx]

this guy is beyond evil 0_o

[VhspdFg]

lmao awesome

[Michael000x]

Oh man, that was great.

[futrico69]

this is how I want the world to end

[holyknight70]

@futrico69 fear the card crusher



[RomeroFanboy]

@futrico69 2012 all cards WILL be crushed... the end is near!!!!!!

[tinymouse2]

I was so freaked out by Requium of a dream :(

Still an epic video though =)

[Shaidon7]

dear god, I almost lost my breath. XD

[djhikaru96]

The poor card has been obliteraded by Iori Yagami´s purple flames

[jakey926]

Gotta love the Japanese...

[Raggle101]

My life will never be the same

[EpicShamy07]

@Raggle101 consequences will never be the same

[sqwrrlta31stest]

The effects are kickass.

[Bman9091]

lol awesome

[zaq001]

Name of song?

[narutosama9]

@zaq001

requiem for a dream

[zaq001]

@narutosama9

Thanks

[KovuTheExile4]

Name is: In The Dark Night.

[Z3BAPR]

poor poor card lol

[DarrynTheStrange]

A God amongst men. . .

[RedDracolich]

ZOOMJAP FTW!!!!

[MrShfinky]

Chuck Norris, once a man who had no equal. Now comes another.....

[VGGeek]

Hey Chuck, want this cowboy hat?

Sure bro, I'll have it.

*crush*

[bombadecasa]

In a world where cards run rampant, one man seeks enlightenment.

[tyrzi]

scaaaaryyy :D

[SoraKurosu0]

Looks like Zoomjap is making it's way up there with Chuck Norris and Ronald.

[o0neoblack0o]

Song plz.

[Bahamut2218]

Requiem for a (two?) tower/s, based on Lux Aeterna.

[NoobSaibot124]

@o0neoblack0o Requiem for a Dream

[SmellyMudkip]

fap fap

[UzrielGrajewo]

owned

[nomoonshadow]

Persona?

[VinterVandring]

FX!!!

[EightAndSix]

would've been good in 2007

[kuraimen]

OMG I almost dies laughing.

The girl is hot.

[SVL0RM00N]

That was awesome

[azjeffs]

card crusher is the most powerful on earth!

[dragonlover9000]

yeah chuck norris has nothing on this guy! lol

[SpecialDownloads]

Look at him 00:47...

if you just looked at him u will see THAT HE IS THE STRONGEST!!!

[Bahamut2218]

@SpecialDownloads Baka...

[Deefunx]

If only he had rocketed off after.

[lllkill]

roflll

[MeLikeGuns]

Clint Mansell is gonna sue your ass.

God damn, i cant have my drink, each time i get the glass close, i burst into laughter. This vid is almost surreal on the epic levels of win.