Eye2EyeIIIV says he loves science... LOL!

[madamecrystal]

I must say this, ya two stupid dogs, yet both of them are smarter then this derp you are debating

[FaithsDragon]

I think when eye2eye is talking about the molecular thats in the shape of the cross.. its the same shit that the preacher in Potholer54 Epic creationist fails of our time #3 video. Which shows it really doesnt show it looks like a cross.

[Dar0A0Nakk]

Data Laughing = FTW

[trancemanic]

I found my new guilty pleasure,LMAO @ eye2eye's verbal diarrhea. XD

[DeathsPictures]

I could be mistaking, but I think he was trying to sound like Doctor Insano. For those who don't know him, he's a parody of all the mad scientists you come across in various media. So he's trying to sound like a parody, and hopes to be taken seriously? Humor, another thing this guy is clueless about.

[Martymer81]

@DeathsPictures Considering Spoony's frequent use of language that Eye2Eye finds offensive, I doubt he knows who Doctor Insano is.

[DeathsPictures]

@Martymer81 I suppose so. Regardless, he doesn't seem to have a basic concept of humor. His use of that accent would imply he was trying to be someone else for a moment (perhaps paryody someone) yet used his own (user)name and ideas. If this was an attempt at making his video (intentionally) funny, he pretty much failed. But maybe I'm overthinking this, which is pretty pointless with this guy anyway.

[MichaelHTillman]

666th view. Squee.

[XanderBBo]

4:55 Your face made me laugh! ( Not in a bad way ). He's just so ignorant.

[ranoldoe]

who is that guy? and why does he make so many empty claims? I'm confused how someone would humiliate themselves in front of so many people.

[mark111112]

That last book made me piss myself 

[xcellken1]

I've got soem magazines that prove that sex existed before life!

[xcellken1]

The sign of the cross wasn't a Xian symbol until the 6th century. Before that the Xian symbol was a fish. MY girlfriend's vagina smells like fish, so that's proof that God lives in there!

[lardo444]

Dear Mr. Mer,

LOL, this guy should team up with nephy. together they might equal a half a brain.

peace, lardo.

[MsScienceFTW]

@lardo444 I think saying they'll equal half a brain is being a little generous. Don't you think?

[lardo444]

@MsScienceFTW LOL, i guess i was being a bit generous. maybe half a termites brain. yeah, that's what i meant. a termites brain.

peace, lardo.

[justintempler]

I've only seen one Eye2EyeIIIV video, it was as bad as the one you tore apart here. His collection of creationist literature I guess rules out the possibility of him being a POE.

[jonatcer]

Hahaha... At first I thought he was a troll... But that's a pretty dedicated troll if he owns that many "science" books.

[stork5100]

If anyone has a friend or family member who mentions that they are considering homeschooling their children, please be sure to point them to Eye2EyeIIIV's channel.

[deokuso]

omg when he pulled out the children's activities i almost died

[bdf2718]

I loved his collection of "science" books. Hilarious.

Nor is he right about laminin looking like the cross that Jesus was crucified upon. The earliest Christian writings that described it said it was a Tau cross (shaped like a T).

[Kenjineering]

I dribbled watching this video. Too much laughing and not enough swallowing!!!

Thanks for editing this together!!!

[webmaster2089]

Listen up people!

"Vitamin b17" is neither a cure for cancer nor a vitamin. In fact, amygdalin (its real name) breaks down into HYDROGEN CYANIDE in your body. That's right, cyanide, as in you will die if you take that.

[Martymer81]

@webmaster2089 I just added an annotation about that, but thanks!

[webmaster2089]

@Martymer81 i'm glad. i'd never seen (before i saw kent hovind talk about the same thing) a creationist argument that would lead to people directly killing themselves before. this crap just gets worse and worse.

[gaglamesh731]

It took me 10 secs to thumb up this video - ROFLMAO.

That was too much , just way toooooo much.

Creationists are such a cheap amusement source.

[tattooskin72]

every time I see him, I want to believe, so badly, that he's just joking. This HAS to be a fucking joke!!! He can't be this fucking stupid!!! please please please, I am begging be a joke!!! You are a poe!! one of the best out there right??

[GeneralMontague]

Why the fuck was i not subbed to you before?!?!?!?

[dafydd93]

so god made proteins in the shape of the thing that would kill his son a few thousand years later?

[Martymer81]

@dafydd93 Of course. Makes about as much sense as that bullshit about there being an invisible wizard in the sky who is omnipotent, wants me to believe in him, and yet keeps failing to convince me that he exists...

[Nocturnalux]

I suffer from anemia so I take iron pills. The iron gets MELTED IN MY BODY, WHEEE! Jesus Christ, and the cross shaped bit! It's right there with the bronze age being a geological era

[tctheunbeliever]

LMAO

Oh, why complain about the fake accent? There are already too many stupid Americans on YT. (Yes, I'm a yank.)

Goosebumps tells me that Odin is God.

[atomicnumber86]

1:51 2 inches? That no look like 2 inches to me. Reverse compensating?

[califoniania]

Okay, this guy (Eye2EyeIIIV I mean) was funny up until he claimed that B17 is a cure for cancer. It is NOT, it's not even a vitamin, it is CYANIDE. This is one of the most malicious lies put forth by Kent Hovind and parroted by his ignorant followers and I would like to ask Martymer81 to PLEASE add an annotation to note this. On a lighter note, I do suppose B17 WOULD cure cancer as it's kind of hard to get cancer when you're dead from cyanide poisoning.

[califoniania]

(cont'd)- Oh, and he DID become funny again once he started naming children's books as his sources.

[Martymer81]

@califoniania I'm on it. I knew it was bullshit, but I should have mentioned the cyanide thing. Thanks!

[califoniania]

@Martymer81- No problem. Thank you for updating the video!

[Knr911]

I have a hard time believing this Eye2Eye guy... He's a Poe... If not, he's the dumbest. YouTuber. Ever.

[Martymer81]

@Knr911 A Poe wouldn't spam outspoken atheists and their subscribers. He's the real deal. And yes, he just might snatch the title of Dumbest Youtuber Ever away from TC.

[MisterDax]

With this video alone, Eye2Eye has surpassed in stupidity and misinformation the entire combined production of VFX, Kent Hovind, Ken Ham, Nephy etc. Eye2Eye truly is the dumbest and most deluded motherfucker alive.

[Tylzen]

Fuck that was funny, I laughed so hard I probably broke something inside of me. hah keep up the good work.

[sabertooth1980]

LARF. Eye2eye pulled those books out of his ass.

[FelidaTheGeek]

blue screen of LOL-induced death was epic! Thumbs up for this video!

[johncrwarner]

The "blue screen of LOL-Induced death" is a brilliant creation.

[FelidaTheGeek]

@johncrwarner Oops, looks like we thought about the same thing at the same time, only I hit enter too late. ;-)

[johncrwarner]

@FelidaTheGeek

faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound

Maybe that isn't me - but I beat you by 2 minutes LOL

[FelidaTheGeek]

@johncrwarner Yes you did. I typed it in, then got distracted and hit enter the moment the page refreshed and yours popped up. I'm always too slow. :(

[GallusSapien]

I think I sense a dim bulb of the week...

[smugb]

He loves science in the same way that Kent Hovind loves taxes.

[Misterb0z]

I like the way Eye2Eyeiiiivvvv's videos only average a hundred views or so. Even creationists keep away from him.

[MasterOhSo]

I have to ask....are we to take this guy seriously....not his assertions of course, but that he is being actually sincere. I get this nagging feeling that he's a poser, playing at being a creationist. What are your thoughts?

[Martymer81]

@MasterOhSo He censors his comments, has deactivated rankings on his videos, and he spams outspoken atheists and their subscribers with links to his videos. I simply can't believe a Poe would do that.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

That last children's book also caused a blue screen of LOL death here as well.

[RHYMEMAIDEN1]

I think eyetoeye should spend less time loving science and more time learning it.

[Martymer81]

@RHYMEMAIDEN1 I'm stealing that one. :)

[finitekosmos]

@RHYMEMAIDEN1 Mmm, that does imply a cpacity for learning that, like a successfully firing synapse, appears to be absent in the case of Eye2Eye.... :D

[A5Hellcat]

@RHYMEMAIDEN1 Comment of the Day. Way to go Claire! You just chose my new FB status

[chattiestspike2]

lol nice

[shrikechan]

He is getting this nonsense from Kent Hovind. That whole cure for cancer inside of a peach bullshit comes directly from one of his fantastically bullshit-filled videos. It would be great if people whould actually use reliable sources to educate themselves with instead of just turning to someone who they know will tell them what they want to hear. "Ooh yes my Christian children! The protein molecule that holds your body together is in the shape of a cross! That's proof of God because I say so."

[Martymer81]

@shrikechan I know. I think he's the biggest Hovind fanboy on Youtube.

[TheKitch2]

Was so tempted to respond to this, but just couldn't get through it. Great response BTW!!!

[Martymer81]

@TheKitch2 I'm tempted to respond to everything this asshat makes. He really is the new TC.

[TheKitch2]

@Martymer81 I know, he really is stupid, I wonder what the debate will be like (if it happens :))

[Martymer81]

@TheKitch2 I assume it'll be an exercise in dealing with frustration. I'd never debate him. It would be more rewarding to debate a brick wall. If time permits, I'll definitely watch your debate, though!