The Matrix in 5 Seconds

[MrFridaynightclub]

poor



[DIANAROSS4EVER]

0:24 love his cruelty face he's like 'DIE!!!! Y U NO DIE??!!!'

[HanyuuCupid]

That was sad...

[sock4133]

What i learned from the matrix

A program within a program withian a program

Inception was made before this

[4stringedninja]

@sock4133 Yo dawg we heard you like programs.....

[Nightvampirefear]

jet li is a 1 man matrix

[SuperKetones]

This was hilarious editing. But in all seriousness Neo needed to died at the end in order to fulfill the prophecy of the trilogy. He kills Smith (He is reborn in the matrix) so he becomes the "One".

[a2dky1]

what???? that was shit!

[Keith459001]

2 star wanted level???

[gevelhet]

that would have been a great ending



[Valikdu]

Whoa.

[shimtaz]

lol

[NetFreight56]

Hahahahaha! FAAAILL!!!!

[chucklogan1]

0:26

Morpheus trollface.

[ElBurroSabeMasQueYo]

omg a cut at 0:26 wouldve been hilarious! TROLLFACE morpheus. Memebase here I come...

[72BrigadaVS]

kevawesome, It's Soviet Union because it did not only consist of Russia. Dumbass.

[captclassy]

If you guys haven't yet realised I'll lay it out for you. Here's what you can expect from these types of videos:

1) Time of video is ALWAYS greater than the time of video advertised

2) One Top Comment: something about the actual time of video, no matter how obvious it was

3) Other Top Comment: some guy trying to sound smart by posting something he thinks is clever ^_^

[Supersoup42]

@captclassy if you guys haven't yet realized i'll lay it out for you. here's what you can expect from these types of comments:

1) some guy trying to sound smart by being annoying

2) some guy trying to sound smart by replying about spelling

3) you spelled realized wrong

[sumbuddyx]

@Supersoup42 Realise is the correct english way of spelling it. Realize is American.

[blackdynamite85]

@Supersoup42 owned, motherfucker.

[sedgie09]

well that shortest Matrix I've ever seen so much for Neo being the one.

[fincoolbeans]

hahaha pls watch my video responses

[jrobinson3k1]

you broke the "in 5 seconds" rule....which is to have a video lasting 5 seconds

[TheOmnipresentPigeon]

flagged

[CorriTimigan]

@TheOmnipresentPigeon Uhh, why?

[amartin113]

He lives in the end you one that right

[RyWizzleDizzle]

Starts at 0:16 ends at 0:33 , WAIT!... ''in 5 seconds'' ... 33-16 = 17... your time is incorrect sir.

[MynameisElliott]

Just call it "The Matrix in 15 seconds."

[abeedakbar]

im studying for an exam

[SuperFronky]

i should be doing school work...

[MrTylerrobinsonable]

lol not 5 seconds but still funny

[Jamessawyer010]

YOU CALL THAT 5 SECONDS???

[BastivanDero]

why do you call this video 5 seconds, just to get clicks or ?

I bet it.

[kylvin318]

i LMAO'D....

[MegaLuddeman]

That's not five seconds...

[GaaraUchiha3]

Hahah owned!

[Afsan24]

What are you trying to tell me? That i can dodge bullets?

BANG BANG BANG BANG

no

[Make0Love]

the longest 5 sec in my live

[Tancrad]

sweet

[MorphX]

what was the name of the country where 5 seconds is just not 5 seconds?

[Secretajianman]

@MorphX Russia

[Alonepants]

lol... no neo

[breadzbutter]

is that federerr

[Permanomics]

lmao

[samsonpker]

this was better then the movie tbh

[danutmh]

LIES ITS IN 16 SECCONDS

[Keith459001]

3 star wanted level???

[MrXtheManimal]

"What are you trying to tell me?" would have been all this video had time for if it were really 5 seconds.

[logicCplusplus]

lol

[BillyWilliamson337]

why do all of these "(popular movie) in five seconds" videos have a play time of thirty seconds plus. Either give me my five second attention span holiding clip of minor humor or call it something else.

[ShatteredPsyche]

You should have called this "The Matrix in Thirty Seconds".

[TheUnknownHarbingers]

heh.. poor neo..

[Moppy1988]

no red pill blue pill?

[OhMeal]

Wadsworth constant applies

[whylekat]

Ehhh, not exactly...

[Wolf000000000]

this is shit

[zshade42]

in soviet union, bullet dodges YOU!

[XaulOfTheMega]

@zshade42 In Soviet Union, red pill takes YOU!

[goodoldtimes19]

@zshade42 what the hell does that mean!?

[DakoHawk1]

@goodoldtimes19 Russians can't shoot for shit?

[Warlordgore]

@zshade42 Worst bullets...EVAR

[kevawsome24]

@zshade42 it goes "in soviet russia..." dumbass



[Kitiar]

Should have ended at 0:26 with Gollums "ttppfh"

[megathornful]

lol

[Kreezorable]

0:04 Begins ....ups 0:08 You Failed.....

[mais4u]

totally fail

[NightdemonProduction]

HUUUURRRR DURRRRRR NOT 5 SECONDS HEERRRRRRP

[lowdf]

that was not 5 seconds

[anitawee]

0:18 - 0:23 would of worked

[cpsa1]

LOMA

[j10betty]

no u wont dodge them .. annn its goin to hurt... alot...

[soccermaniac04]

i would have cut it at 0:26

[shady14m]

loooool nice video

[Bernardatious]

waaaay longer than 5 seconds

[SieghartFa]

only today i saw Lord of The Rings,Star Wars,All Pirates of Caribbean,300,And only now i understood matrix.

I slept for 12 hours andplayed video games for 10 hours

only chuck norris do more

[Kesta195]

So what if its longer than five seconds? All these videos are!

[TheRockwell12]

Matrix in 10 secs dude!

[pole008]

lol super funny

[isleschild]

fuck.

[creapah]

The matrix in 33 seconds...

[sparkfret]

think you lost the concept of '5 seconds' there pal.

[Warhawk0602]

Meanwhile...in resident evil..

[TheMassfoot]

fake and gay

[flamedancr]

l0l0l0l0l0llz

[MyNetVid]

Arnold is holding the biggest thing of coc i have ever seen.

[xXMapleVodkaXx]

Day46554654654asdf354346546

Going to kill myself because of youtube being pumped full of shitty unfunny comments.

Just hold on......Okay.......akkkk....

[StudioPatrix]

5 Seconds? lol -.-

[antisocial315]

I lol'd

[dajakesta10]

-_- you're all stupid - go onto "Show all comments" hit "CTRL" and "F" and type "vol00" or "knight12" and scroll down to their comment. Wow, I really thought we would've finished with all this by now :')

[killertas1]

There is no spoon...... . . . . . ............

[starzoc00]

Not even funny......t should have been guns shooting then cut lol

[SuperGameCreator]

@starzoc00 Did you see the movie? It made me lol, I thought it was clever. If you didn't see the movie then it doesn't make sense

[starzoc00]

@SuperGameCreator Yea, ive seen the movie, but this is just dumb

[SuperGameCreator]

@starzoc00 Okay :\ Whatever

[Maok216]

LOL



[giel57]

You mean: Matrix in 33 seconds

[IamCaptainMan]

Oracle: sorry kid

[Bradster420]

lmfao that was good

[ImKyzN]

Day 1

Smart enough to press Ctrl+F in the All comments section of this video and find said user's username to find said mildly important comment.

[brainsbeer5]

@ImKyzN

That's exactly what I was going to say xD

[benrns]

No Neo

[luxxxxxxxxxxxxer]

ar you all unable to click "show all comments" then press ctrl+f and then write the names and search for the original comment?!

[Apoldelyne891]

Pretty sure 0:07-0:12 tells us exactly what the movie is about. No need to flog a dead horse and show us the rest of the video :)

[2punti3]

Questo non era soddisfacente!

[CelebrenCelu]

hahahahahahahaha brilliant :D

[uncleden90]

Woah.

[xSumonax]

I want my 16 (32'nd second I will give free) refund, also flagged for Adult Fighting.

[DomenTheChief]

I asked him if I can dodge bullets. He said NO.

[misterhayleyface]

HE SAID "NO"!!

[TheRaellz]

@TheEmmyJ1 derp? you new to the series or something? nobgoblin.

[BjoernKP]

I can't believe I'm wasting my time reading these lame-ass comments. Youtube is such a time-robber. *posts a lame-ass comment*

[CoDjunky]

Day 1 I have no clue why are this people posting comments like that

[TheLeftoverAngel]

instead of watching the movies i watch these XD

[mickybars]

You have been trolled!

[Rafaelliy]

SUCKS FOR YOU!!!



[YamEruDesu]

that awkward moment when you're the 1st top comment and you thumb up the 2 nd top comment

[84Morbol84]

Hahahaha! Des isch GEIL!

[meinders1337]

so it's longer than 5 sec, i can live with that. but at least try to make it appear shorter than 2 minutes :|

[decideforyourself1]

Guess he should have taken the blue pill. Silly neo!

[Centarui]

why is every single ""insert movie name here" in five seconds" titled video longer than 5 seconds?

[TheJustRussian]

one of the best

[vaahtobileet]

You fools. Vol009 has long been terminated. Vol010 is about to unleash his wrath upon us all.

[derhalofanatic]

@vaahtobileet RUN FOR THE HILLS!

[shaqiSauds]

lmao lmao lmao lmao i cant stop laughing

[swimteamizzle1114]

(warning: spoilers ahead)

vol009s said:

Neo: "You telling me...That I can doge bullets?"

*Gets shot by Smith*

Morpheus: "No Neo..."

*dies*

Me: "XD"

[KingCommando32]

@swimteamizzle1114

I should have put a ":D" next to Morpheus quote.

[gtfoutbitch]

Tuesday June 39 9009 0012 hours. its cold dark my team and i are still running out of water and food.we are still in search of vol00's comment.the trolls are closeing on us faster then we have ammo

*TROLL SONG*

o god no...no...NO...NO........NOOO ANYTHING BUT THA-----------

*close transmission*

[MissusHG]

What exactly was wrong with vol009S' comment? I dont get why everybody was freakin out.. It seemed harmless to me..

[Hinata1632]

Wednesday, December 28th. 0400 hours. It's dark. I'm cold. My team and I are still in search of vol009's comment. Two others died after running out of supplies from hitting next. The Germans are closing in on us...

[TheAccidentalMonk]

What are you trying to tell me? That I can act?

No, Keanu.

[Sky11631]

oh cmon you forgot the part where neo kills smith :D

[PlatinumBD]

Lol!

[MrLooniebinjim]

a LOOOOOOOOT longer than 5 seconds, but still kool

[cadvan6]

Hahaha, I thought it would have an extra bit. That was great.

[macbeasty]

Day 27

Still looking for both vol009's and knight12's comment because YamEruDesu mentioned it. If I don't find them in time, I will click on either the Arnold in the Matrix video or the batman ass.

[Iamthespy2275]

@macbeasty DAMN IT!!!

[seagoonproductions]

@dudewtfpasswind WHAT DID HE SAY?!

[samm1809]

Day 90. Long time since I've run out of food. Been eating tree bark. Machete has been worn down to the size of a kitchen knife. Lost all of my teeth from decay. Learned to sleep with 1 eye open to avoid being eaten by an anaconda again.... Oh... Theres vol009's comment....... heh........ *clicks on another video*

[YamEruDesu]

to all people saying "Ctrl + F + vol009" it's just not epic enough !!!!!

[YamEruDesu]

lol i love how we're still doing this "Day 22" thing lol

[Jazzingguys]

HhHhahahaha the comments :P

[Oskarmandude1]

I found vol009's comment, he wrote out what he heard.

[erotomane2000]

Day 346

All hopes are lost.

May my soul eat pumpkin pie in heaven.

[Simbafy]

Day 9081

10110011 10001101 01101101 11000101 10110011 10001101



[BlackSabbath4Ever]

Lmfao the comments on this video arre just awesome

[nagaempress]

Day 53 Still looking for vol009's comments I have to find it as I think the repeat of what he said was a lie and I have to see it for myself. Reality is getting blurred at this point and I cannot feel my hands any longer...

[samelel713]

found vol009's comment.

wish i hadnt looked

[Jazzingguys]

@samelel713 what did he write?

[samelel713]

@Jazzingguys

"What are you trying to tell me. That I can dodge bullets?"

"No, Neo."

[Jazzingguys]

@samelel713 What are you trying to tell me?

[quivelsnogger]

morpheus, expert troll

[NuclearFury8]

Day 1

Have no motivation to look for vol009's comment, I turn around and watch another video.

[NottinghamForest22]

and the search for vol009's comment continues.

[holyhandgrenade999]

I'll save you all a bunch of time and disappointment. vol009's comment is just a repeat of the dialogue in the video. Not even worth the effort of pressing ctrl+f.

[0engima0]

HAHAHAHA that was really nice

[Fraternity187]

Just to let everyone know... if you ever want to find someones comment, go to "Show All Comments" and then Press and Hold "CTRL+F" and Type in which ever word (usually the username or youtube account). Your computer will do the rest. :-)

[fauxguitar]

actually it was the matrix in 16 seconds

[vihotmail]

Seems legit.

[DeadEnd1986]

lol i like it. thats funny

[zerghalo2]

I know it's difficult, but try counting from 0 to 5 correctly next time

[cheesepieman1]

what are you saying? can i dodge bullets?

*immediately gets shot*

Why didn you tell me this before!

[RAS1986o0]

LoL

[GethAreAwesome]

That was fucking funny

[YamEruDesu]

day 22

still looking for vol009s' comment cause knight12 mentioned it , i'm running out of food , water , and ammo

[supermec131]

@YamEruDesu

Ctrl + G + vol009