(10/8) "Now that you're out..."

[TheCozz123]

this guy just contradicted himself majorilly by stating all these rules and then saying screw the rules and be proud of who u r?

[foxxxdude]

@TheCozz123 satire?

[leobrian24]

I do I only like some of that stuff and I agree dont go into the stereo types of gays live your life the wAy you want

[marcher1969]

Ever since I watched one of your dumb ass videos I keep gettin' your shitty videos on my recommends list, now I'm gonna have to do some computer housecleaning to avoid all your gayness and stupid followers, to all you followers, There's more to life than being "gay" and sucking dick!!!!

[Spocktacular96]

I got like 3 out of 20, I flunked gay class

[utahraptor2]

That was cute.

[trotz58]

XD I guess I'm only half gay then

[musicfreak769]

Wow apparently I fail at being gay XD

[TheOzian]

Wow! So, I guess I'm not as gay as I thought I was! LOL

[Xloi63]

I'm gonna come out to my friends soon, so I have to start practicing my gay lisp

[jesshneil]

i think i detect some satire

[benavideseg]

WE CANNOT have fat gay people OMG EPIC lol!!!

[LuckyStarlings]

wow this makes me laugh. I'm gay and I love Scarfs fashion and musicals and brittney spears but this is not because I'm gay. I just do.

[carlstopher]

Great vid! Everything is so true!



[codeythesilent]

lol I have multiple fag hags xD

[makemegood5two]

well, time to go shopping

[Moose6960]

What's funny/sad is I have a friend who genuinely meets nearly all of those requirements, and then some...

[jaggass]

Now that youre out. You dont have to act camp, You dont have to dress like a woman, act like a woman, talking effeminate, dont have to catch HIV/AIDS,. Not all people act camp etc its a put on look at the likes of sir ian mckellen elton john? They naturally act straight.

[AxjionAlesandres]

Ah, dude... I meet none of the requirements. ):

[Sean2John]

The only thing I do in all of those is the scarf idea. o_o I love my scarves!

[appleipod7]

Still need your help I don't know if I'm gay or bi but I took a test on face book and itvsaid imbnot gay because I don't Luke the jihanas brothers

[LmnFezd]

I am a fan of Britney Spears and thats maybe a reason why people sayng that I am gay...but I dont care1

btw...do you "like" Britney Spears?

[Colinski03]

"Screw the rules I have money."

[bethdominix]

i only like the last thing u said btw im studiyng fashion designing too but im actually startin frm next year.

[Lyradin08]

You forgot about becoming a hairdresser! :D

[lovegaysex4ever]

@Lyradin08 or make-up artist :)

[StandardToaster1000]

i definitely thought that these "requirements" were true when i first came out. i'm happy i've moved away from stereotypes and have become my own person!

[Chasssers]

OMG my mum got me rent, I was like erm what is this I've never heard of it :S and she said it was meant to be good. I havn't got round to watching it yet but I have a feeling that she bought it so I'm in the "Current Fashion Trend" haha

(L)

[michaelsyoootube]

Wow. your video are like the best on youtube.

How do you think of these ideas??

You must be really smart

And obviously funny!! :P

Wow, now I sound like a suck up.

But your videos just keep getting better.

Keep at it!! :P XD

[12345thedark54321]

so... whats your entire history?

[BisonTony]

haha save to seduce straight men - we have to recruit!! :) love it

[Mooglyooogly]

well i have a fag hag, dress kinda metro. and I am not ashamed of who I am but god do I ever hate Cher yikes hehehe

[Roussalier]

Ahmen to the last part!

[iSimon2k8]

Ahh moulin rouge BEST movie ever!

[Selendomono]

haha this is so hilarious... and i love the ending :)

[TheSirClucky]

Im guessing your taking a go at gay stereotypes .. and tbh i am most stereotypes, but i hate brokeback mountain! its soo boring, its good for one wank and thats about it! Anyways! Love will and grace, britney yadda yadda yadda Loves xoxo =]

[GlassWaterCreature]

Hey! I love...! Brittany Speares, Will and Grace, Brokeback Mountain, All the musical requiremens, Look at my reflection, try to seduce, I'm naturally tan, I raise the bar, have plenty of fag hags, and wanna be an actor! So obviously I'm not everything and I'm much more than what's here, yay me!

[tie9430]

Dude I loved it great vid!

[takeyoudownxxx]

I love Will & Grace ... I've seen all the episodes .. some of them twice :D!!

[cggood2007]

ya dude, your amazing lol

[jjp03x]

Awesome video man!!!

[AcousticMusicianESWS]

Wow at first i was like this isn't like him...love it though

[Pixiesoapbox]

Crap I'm a gay man! (even though I'm a girl...)

[cartier94]

and jeffree star!!

[WingedSageHorus]

Ahaha! I can't breathe!! What a fabulous vid, as always! <3

[CosmicNoodleDancer]

I'm bisexual, but this describes me...perfectly. *shrugs* I guess it applies to being queer in any way.

[henenp]

what a fucking great video haha 5 stars!

[XXRoseWeedXX]

damn.. i'm out guys..... i haven't seen any of those movies.... wait, no... i have seen hairspray. i hated it.

[Reno9824]

I hate pretty much eveything in this video , but I loved the way you presented it hahaha xD

[Reno9824]

This fails , I hate long Vs and scarfs :P

[LazarusG]

Great ending!

[squallviii73]

lol

[lupenero]

Everything you do is wonderful! Keep going, the wit is so acerbic - why aren't you on television? Oh I know you live in America!

[babydavid007]

think ur great xxxx lol

[BRiXxCHUlO]

haha. funny. good stuff, i cant believe some ppl actually took it seriously tho. =P

[vosogo]

What a load of nonsense. I honestly hope no one out there takes this seriously...

[needsmoreyellow]

'we cannot have fat gay people' - classic

[sampayneuk]

bloody brilliant !! just love it

[metalkevkdog]

i agree but condums are a must

[Heyaitsjohn]

I've been told people don't believe I'm gay because I'm fat :D

It makes me laugh.

cause I'm jolly like all fat people :D

(seriously, nice vid)

[sielver]

MY FAVORITE ONE!

[km333222]

i. love. rent. hahaha

[ohsosexi90]

I love fashion, I love scarfs, I hate Brittney, I love Will and Grace, I love Brokeback Mountain, I have a backpack its jansport and thats all I need, I am not a whore, I don't tan, I have a deep voice, I have a facebook, I don't want to do any of those things, but I'm still gay! I hate it when people find out I'm gay and say, but you don't look gay. "You don't blah blah blah blah," stupid stereotypical crap.

Funny as hell and inspirational as always. Great Video.

[JPishere88]

this video makes my day...

actually. all of dans videos make my day =D

[reveaffreux]

so much pressure to be gay nowadays huh.....

[Brennan75]

nowadays???? you would be killed in the past.

[calmflare]

LOL! Your comment made me smile :P

[Brennan75]

i cant find my comment.... ;c what did i say?

[djviana]

..Lol...

[digitalbamph]

LMAO, i about laughed my self outta the chair with the thick sarcasm of this video.

Most the gay men i know and love are not stereotypical.

[Steve37643]

Loved this vid... you are so funny but you do make a good point...

Peace Love and Happiness

[gabo51188]

I really loved this video, meant something for me! ;)

[bambi0892]

abso-freaking-lutely true

[lisa320]

i love this video! lol

will and grace is the BEST.

[i would totally be your hag. lol]

[turnergrey]

Bravo :)

The ending rocked!

[c4r]

Way to flip it! Great vid.

[opcp15]

Haha lmfao! I would have to aqree with "paintedpiligrim" Best advice ever, eventhouqh I HAVE been followinq the "rules" ever since I came out :) 'cept the man baq, Oh well!

Uh-maze-inq video thouqh, loved it!

[dadaniel1]

LOL! Pretty much got all that covered. Except for that tanning thing! I don't think I have to worry about that one!

[vivaarnoldo]

LMAO! Great ending.

Cheers Mate.

[FlowingGeisha]

LOL A Gay Man's Advice Preparation How To video. I'm gonna back in the corner and closet. Metrosexual Straight here they come.

[FlyingPancake0390]

Amazing video, lol. I LOVE IT! Considering that I hate v neck shirts on me, don't listen to Cher, thought Brokeback was kinda cheesy, dont own a man bag, dont like hitting on straight guys, am naturally brown, still a virgin and not into hooking up, only ask my real friends to be myspace friends, eat a shit ton and I still like guys, I would have to agree. Fuck the rules! They only perpetuate negative stereotypes that harm the gay community as well as the straight community.You kick ass Dan!

[grantbaileysimpson]

that woz a great video

^_^

we all luv ya :D

[blackhamster39]

LMAO! that was actually hilarous. its sad though how many of the movies i love *blush* ... ok ok it was amuzing im not gonna lie.. we all know that guy you just made up :P haha

[Coryster1]

wow. i been going about this all the wrong way since purbity! Thanks so much for showing me the light!

[paintedpilgrim]

Screw the rules! and be who you are....

Best advice anyone could give someone about coming out.

Although saying that, I did seem to follow most of the rules as said...

[juliuschase]

I am going back into the closet.

[ld33val]

haha... yeahh..

[dcortina90]

wow and it just so happens that i just finshed watching HAIRSPRAY and that there are gonna be auditions for HAIRSPRAY too...... Weird

[vanness5]

they should re-name the show; Will and the irritating faghag. hahaha I hate that show! can't stand v-necks on me, love me some condoms, and bag-no way, I have a beautiful wooden bucket full of my stuff. yep, regular king of the Castro here!

[chaos862]

This boy rocks!

[cardwellave]

love love love you

[kennyz305]

lmao hilarious

though im guilty of a few of those, but i just got good taste. ;]

[dawittyone]

i really liked this one dan...you should be proud

[mitchellcbridge]

im pretty sure this is a joke.

[sweetiy69]

really Low V-neck shirts are in now! they were all over the runway just a few months ago!! pretty hot tho!

[sakura2390]

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulzzz hell yea

[TnDon]

Great video, Dan. But I think you forgot that if you're gay you gotta be LATE for every fucking thing. NEVAH be caught being punctual! haha

I also think a truly gay person (at least gay male) should participate in at least one orgy. Then you've arrived!

[stevieray777]

You gotta love Mriah never mind Britney

[smith3sw]

The only thing I am guilty of is that I worship Britney Spears!!!!

[michaelnsync]

love this video

[kappl099]

Oh My God!!!!! You like totally had me, like really mad thru the first part of the video!!!!....... then I saw the end and was like FUCK YEAH!

[77Priest77]

Britney spears? are you kidding, you got to love Angelina Jolie and not for the reasons that everyone else does. :p

[acdcsdaughter]

haha, dude your awesome!

[Rex31]

That was great.

[PatronRick]

AW I LOVE YOU

that was so funny, witty, light, clearly satirical (but somewhat true) and just really nice at the end

is it sad though that like 99% of that stuff is true though for me? ... lmao

[wilson1513]

im so glad someone else said that before me cause i have the bag luv britney own two of thoese musicals luv brokeback and i always complain im too pale not hit the sunbeds yet though lol

[AstralGrounded]

I really hope people watch until the end! It's the best part. Love your vids! Muah!

[robyoung1]

Some of this is actually true!! haha

[manicjupiterflute]

Is this a joke?

[htbinccom]

i dont know y really... but i really like this vid. make more like this i loved making sure that i was up on my gay skills 8)

[UnofficialMusicBoxxx]

I love this video.

Bloody brilliant.

[laidbaqq]

loved it man.

[r0sewhip137]

Very good job :D

[adaskolo]

Hah you`re just great

[Doily131]

omfg that was just amazing....

holy good lord....im sooo proud of this vid -_-

haha

[justfine99]

I think this is a great video.

One for the records.

x

[swtgurl12]

great video

[jaeseabean]

i don't tan after the accident lol

[zam123786]

AWESUM VID! :D LOL!

[adToontje13]

I love this one! Especially the end: Screw the rules and be proud of who you are!

That's really good!

x

[Flanole]

Makes one want to rearrange the hangers in the closet. Great satire. What would the world do without the cliché?

[bwickedintense]

If you don't love Britney Spears...YOU AREN'T HUMAN!

hehe just kiddin, cute video :D

[DarknessOfSanity]

LOL i /love/ the steritypicalness(sp?) of this video, tho i'm guessing that was the point. hahaha i love it! it's so funny and cute!

[prismalglue]

That made me remmeber the famous 'It's not a purse,its a murse' video on youtube :D

[keithzworld]

Hehe lol, loved this vid. It really illustrates how idiotic and potensious some of the more generic gay men can be.

Awesome vid Dan!

[chris471991]

That really was the coolest thing by far I have ever seen. I was watching it though and Im like, I don't do any of those things, except Hairspray. I thought I was gonna be kicked out :(

[tonedawg83]

Lol

[conceited1380]

that's not how u wear the bag but hey everything u said was true lol.

[maiaadriano]

Well, I have to confess I was starting to doubt myself at a point lol I mean, I am SO not like that I can't even begin to tell you the differences... :P I might relate to, I don't know, 2), 3) and 10), and that's about it. But I'm a bear, so those rules are a little different for me hehehe

Until I saw the ending :) Very nice one!

Great video. Keep it up.

[ItsAngelAnthonyBetch]

Omg! I did all them things as soon as I came out the closet. How embarrassing that I'm so predictable.

You missed just one thing. The aspirations part - you forgot to mention 'become a model' which I became right after I came out. hahaha

[jefgain]

Who made you the Ambassador, the expert, the maven? Just kidding, very funny video.

[jeayers86]

What an amazing video, very comical and yet true. What a fun and yet powerful way to influence people to just be genuine and true to themselves.

[lancagel]

loved the video!

[hansz3]

Fantastic video Dan! Keep up the good work!

[ItalianStallionette]

damnit! Where the hell is the girlz guide to being gay?

[WagnerDanny]

lol love it

[redmark19666]

Don't forget!  You in tight jeans or any kind of tight pants!!!!!

[brassbender]

I salute you :o)

[Nateynate82]

haha that was great! I love it.

[tattooskin72]

Loved the video...

and, I love my pale skin ;)

[Anzavack]

XD that was Jokes :D I loved it !

[Alcazar1024]

:) That was brilliant.

And you forgot Wicked in the musicals.

[Blechluver]

I love all of those musicals and I have a fag hag...or five lol You also forgot to mention hair stylist and model for careers. XD

[SwobyJ]

So you're sarcastic :P

1)I'm NOT into fashion, but I do like it when people are fashionable. My boyfriend has those shirts and we both have scarves.

2)I'm 'meh' about Britney Spears and Cher, and kinda like Will and Grace.

3)I don't really care about Brokeback Mountain. Being gay itself isn't a 'cause' for me (unlike 'gays rights' which I do consider as a cause).

4)Yeah... I tend to like musicals lol

5)Why do I need a bag? I prefer to support China's economic system in my own way, thanks.

[SwobyJ]

6)I MUST BE UP TO PAR :D

7)I tend to seduce... gay men? lol

8)Yeah...I'm kinda pale. I can't help it! It's winter in Ottawa!

9)The two people thing - so true with me...ahem.

10)Fag hags are just natural.

11)Social Networking - THAT'S how I found my boyfriend!

12)Nooo, I'd like to be a political theorist.

13)I love this video.

[bobbkaare12]

omg, this vid is SOOOOOOOOOOO fucking good!! ur a genious! the music really brings out the "punchline"! Anyways, It's fantastic!

[kristINtheMoment]

LOL

if you dont love these...your not gay

[Stevys88]

Love the end !!!

Thats where it's all about...