Nostalgia Critic "would you like to play some pokemon"

[KelanDWood]

Nostalgia Critic should do Pokemon Month where he reviews the first 5 sequels to Pokemon: The Movie. Im not that familiar with Pokemon but after this review Nostalgia Critic could make some really funny Pokemon stuff.

[Kaagh178]

The question of Tommy Wiseau's nationality is finally solved!

[xSasukeFromOhu]

HEY! WOULD YOU LIEK TO PLAY SOME POKEMON!?

[E3kHatena]

@StygianWhite Wait, caught the typo. Nevermind.

[E3kHatena]

@StygianWhite It's near Cuba, part of the Caribbean off the cost of Central America.

[WiiStation360Games]

Jamacans?

[HyperKnoedelDoedel]

Sounds like "Ey, woul'd you like to clay some Pokemon?"

[StygianWhite]

Were is "Jamaca?"

[Hayastantzi92]

If jamacans watch that they would kick the critics ass

[startug]

No offense to Jamacans everywhere!

[Themastercode1235]

The funny thing is there acctualy is a pokemon card game

[marplatense31]

ok, I like the critic and all, but I think that this point he brought up was kinda flawed, I mean this movie was based of a video game series... that and the fact that the people who made the movie also made a show before this... just saying...

[cole3454657]

well. it is a card game. so, i would reply yes i would like to play some pokemon, and then pull out the deck of cards i found from my childhood.

[QuorthonandCronos]

I didn't know Tommy Wiseau was Jamaican!



[youthboy14]

@QuorthonandCronos No, he's "Jamacan", according to the critic. Not Jamaican.

[kjoana]

i fucking lost it!!! im typing this fifteen minutes after the video and im still laughing

[curtithird]

I think they're supposed to be animals in their world just like dogs and cats are in ours'. Still makes no sense.

[sarkasmi83]

ahahhahah this part cracked me up so bad :''D

[J223522]

He does make a good point, its never really been explained what a pokemon is exactly in all the 11 or 12 seasons of the show. I mean, they hint that they came from space but that doesn't explain much. Where do they come from, how did they get on the planet, why do they obey the orders of whoever catches them, these are questions that I've had for years but I have never received an answer for.

[DarthMenslady]

Well, since we don't quite know what Pokemon are, Critic, that's where people like Professor Oak come in.

[HelloFade2]

No thank you Tommy Wiseau I would not like to play Pokemon

[nightchillsxz]

Thumbs up if you agree with this clip.

[ImmaThatGuy]

@Tamailash

Poker, mon?

[bowserfan6475]

XD

[JoeMudd123]

The Bum, Douchey, Tommy Wiseau...it's a good thing all these characters suit having long, black hair, isn't it?

[BluJ731]

0:05 always makes me smile

[persianscomeandgetth]

this just makes me giggle every time.

[DJman601]

0:05 BUM HAIR

[MessengerOfDreams]

I don't know if this has been said a batrillionjillion times, but my god does he look like Tommy Wiseau, like 3 years before he did The Room. If that ain't subconscious foreshadowing I don't know what is.

[HyaenusDominae]

And this comment marks the umpteenth time someone points out that he misspelled "Jamaicans".

[pokemaster123ism]

and so, Tommy Wiseau was born...

[macdomify]

Jamacans?

[BMNicolas]

Jam a can. Sounds like a sex position.

[ZombieFighter95]

if you don't get it: "would you like to play some pokah, mon"... now you probably get it... pointless comment...

[Nuggetlover96]

as much as i HATE how he bashes pokemon i love this joke

[SuperFlameRing]

I'm offensive and I find this Jamaican.

[bennitori4]

As much as I don't like the fact NC doesn't like pokemon this is quite hilarious.

[MrFishy5]

Oh nostalgia critic when will you learn EVERYBODY knows what a pokemon is

[h445]

I like how everyone's hating on how he spelled Jamacian, and yet no one is talking about what a great joke that was. Sorry PokeNerds if that review offends you but as he explains in the beginning, he was already in high school when Pokemon hit its stride and didn't pay it much attention. The joke itself though, was pretty clever and I would have never thought of something so phonetically abstract.

[Majora4Prez]

Notice how it says "Apologies to JAMACANS everywhere."

[1236sason]

this jamaican needs to have his own review show

[blondmop92]

Douchey McNitPick: "JAMAICAN" IS SPELLED WRONG!!!! :P

[1236sason]

ya man would like ta play some pokemon !

[SilentStalkerX]

"EH!!! Would'cha like to play sum poker man?" *ding*

[Dim4323]

Jamaican's not jamacans with some reggie reggie sauc7e

[Majora4Prez]

@Dim4323 Reggae, not Reggie. Reggie is the head of Nintendo of America.

[TheKhfreak2]

Hate the movies, hate the show, love the game

[Randomguynames]

There are just some questions you don't ask. Like, "Do trainers eat their pokemon? Will Bleach ever have a final episode. Or will One Piece ever reference Johnny Depp?"

[CatMaster90001]

@Randomguynames Sasuke: Are you really David Bowie?

"David Bowie": That would be one of them...

[RpGfreak901]

Pokemon is the reason I don't like anime anymore.

[1236sason]

jamacans xD

now its time for double excuse and forgiveness he spelled it wrong xD

[rageahollic33]

I DID NOT CAPTURE HIM

IT'S NOT TRUE

ITS BULLSHIT

I DID NOT CAPTURE HIM

I DID NAAAUT

OH HAI MEOWTH

[takashi0100]

@rageahollic33 Oh hay James wats up?

[JimmySand9]

Poor Jamacans :-(

[AndrewDeLong]

"Nobody knows what pokemon is"

Um....yeaahhhhhhh.....not touching that one. It's almost a full decade after the craze, and there are still a few poke-nuts out there. I value my own "poke-balls" too much to piss them off.

[NerdyShirt]

@AndrewDeLong No i think yall are misunderstanding what he's saying, he means nobody knows what a pokemon IS, like what kind of freak of nature animal they are and where they came from.

[Swampert384]

@NerdyShirt They have actually shed some more light on the subject of what they are, but the mystery they leave in is similar to our wildlife mysteries. If you weren't into the series, it can be confusing.

[robertsfunny1995]

@NerdyShirt Aren't they basically animals and plants and stuff?

[NerdyShirt]

@robertsfunny1995 yes, but lets say we live in a world where pokemon actually existed, how would you classify an oversized mouse that generates electricity? Are they genetic experiments gone wrong....aliens....what ARE pokemon is what the nostalgia critic means i think.

[robertsfunny1995]

@NerdyShirt Well what are animals and plants? They've been here since the beginning of time, and that's probably how Pokemon are classified.

[cubed1OCBZ]

@NerdyShirt according to the comics, all pokemon as the same species. THAT MAKES NO SENSE

[bakugancollecterZ]

@NerdyShirt It's true, I watched the show all day as a kid, and I never knew where they came from, or basically what are, they, but after years of enjoyment and games people just went along with the flow..

[hyouma09]

@NerdyShirt NOPE.

[MrPier101]

@NerdyShirt actually he was complaining about america calling it pokemon instead of pocket monsters, which he said makes much more sense

[DeathGodRiku]

@NerdyShirt actually even the show won't give you that answer.

[RHProductionsII]

@NerdyShirt yea I agree to that, and a.. considering via the ..was it 4th movie idk..

I was bored so I watched it... via that I could think of some relativity to "spiritualism"

but.... meerh.. the "Generic experiments gone wrong"

sounds more easily chewable option.

[DeDuniel1]

@NerdyShirt there´s some story floating around that makes Pokemon sound reasonable.

It´s about a nuclear war, genetic engineering and stuff, and you don´t even know that it´s about Pokemon up to the end. Blew my mind when I first read it

[Chayraz2]

@NerdyShirt One of the manga sayes that they are all the same species as they all share similar DNA which separates then from other animals, and allows them to be stored in pokeballs....which is bullshit for two main reasons.

1. Some pokemon are made of inorganic matter.

2. The definition of a species is a group of individuals that are unable to produce viable offspring with any member of another species.

However, pokemon tend only to breed with specific varieties of other pokemon.

[Uaxis]

@Chayraz2 So they're DNA eldritch horrors, in other words.

Also: It's never confirmed that any are non-organic. Geodude could easily be a roughshod alien typical of some of the star fish aliens out of star trek.

[Uaxis]

@Chayraz2 2: Okay, well they're eldritch horrors for the fact that they all potentially originate from one species. This phenomenon never occurs in an environment like earth. Magic probably made them so chaotic and volatile - chances are, 1000 years later, pokemon cease to known. They're prone to evolve quickly too - is there any out there that can divert into different evolutions (not just the linear stage 1/stage 2)?

[PowerArmorV113]

@AndrewDeLong Nobody knows what A pokemon is. A!

Listen for once.

[AndrewDeLong]

@PowerArmorV113 Oi. Whatever....

[PsychicEmeraldSpirit]

@AndrewDeLong Actualy, it's been 15 years since Pokemon started

[AndrewDeLong]

@PsychicEmeraldSpirit I don't count the start of Pokemon in Japan in 1995-96, I count the start of the American fad 2000, which followed the yo-yo craze of 1998-99.

[PsychicEmeraldSpirit]

@AndrewDeLong Actualy, that makes sence.

[dragonoverlord2010]

@AndrewDeLong I don't know about you, but I'd never want to poke a man. That's just weird dude.

[0oMunchie]

u damn straight u apologized......lol

[ZOROARKxXAVIER]

say jimmy carr really fast ^_^

[RyanakaRhino18]

@ZOROARKxXAVIER jokaa lol

[GalladeXtreme]

Press 5 to play sum Pokemon.

[GalladeXtreme]

Why would I want to jam a can?

[hauk93]

This movie had everything a kid needed at the time and don't you forget it!

[furiousajp]

@hauk93 Just pretty colors and fighting? If it didn't include a cookie, it didn't have everything I needed.

[crazygam3r249]

ok, i love the nostalgia critic (not in a homo way) but god do i hate this review.

[AtheistMonster]

It is not true! That is not Jamaican, that is bullshit, it is naaaaught!

Oh hai Mark.

[giygasinfector]

"NOBODY KNOWS WHAT A POKEMON IS!" Tell that to every 649 monsters known as Pokemon

[SlayyerDragon]

I dunno what a Ja Ma Can is.

[DarthStarscream1138]

I had no idea what he hell is Pokemon till I see this vid. :P

[RpGfreak901]

He should've been holding Pokemon cards for that scene!

[Cutelilteen]

@GreenGearMood

Don't worry, he does in one of his Top 11 Fuckups videos.

[dbslayer7]

I'll be sure to tell the angry JA MA CANS

[smaogirl]

Add on not pokemon poker man

[smaogirl]

And they would say ey do you wanna play so poker man

[smaogirl]

To my gallade I get work up very easy and I hate haters

[smaogirl]

I hate you god dam fucken skull I love pokemon you mother fucker

[MyGallade]

@smaogirl Chill out. Its a joke.

[NewSuperAvenger2]

Wait...Tommy Wiseau was Jamaican?

[jaxblade07]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA­HAHA *DEEP INHALE* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[Apocalypsedetonator]

The *ding* sound makes this perfect

[riffraff430]

@kaltblut guilt trip initiated ;_; 

[SlayyerDragon]

He apologizes to Jamacans!

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

the fuck is a jamacan?

[kaltblut]

Why all the Tommy Wiseau references?

He's just impersonating some random guy with a jamaican accent.

[MisfitsChannel]

@kaltblut Looks like his Tommy wig, I guess.

[TheInstantClassic1]

Oh Hai Critic, let's play some Pokemon HAAAAAUUUUUH? Come on let's go.

[mexicanmaggot666]

Press 5 and LOL.

[AlexMcPwnr]

Jamacans

[riffraff430]

It's funny because he spelled "Jamaicans" wrong

[kaltblut]

@riffraff430 he mentioned that in one of his top-11-fuckups videos. he's dyslexic.

[GeminiBreaker]

@kaltblut He's not Dyslexic. That was a joke.

[kaltblut]

@GeminiBreaker No, it wasn't a joke. He has a lot of stupid spelling errors, watch his older vids. Also in the original 50 impressions in 50 seconds video. He spells common names wrong, a person who is not dyslexic would not.

[GeminiBreaker]

@kaltblut v=dEps_qHjFpM In this video, he said "It's like if you cross a dyslexic with a complete idiot." He never says he is dyslexic. He's a piss poor editor, not a dyslexic.

[kaltblut]

@GeminiBreaker fine, Douchie McNitpick, you win. happy now?

[samuraikarasu]

Why do people think this is funny?

[Metildaable]

@samuraikarasu Cuz it iz! >:C

[samuraikarasu]

@Metildaable I disagree. Heavily disagree.

[seg162]

@samuraikarasu Vegeta: Sad for YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

But yeah, you're entitled to your opinion. Maybe we would be having a problem if you said that Twilight was well plotted, but that isn't the case. Carry on.

[PlaystationDudeify]

"nobody knows what a pokemon is" funny, this movie came out when he was 15, so the younger piece of his generation (ppl including me) actually do know what a pokemon is. that, or hes never played gameboy

[tissot233]

@PlaystationDudeify

Of course he knows what Pokemon is.

Don't get why it's so hard for people to get that this is a character he plays. Go to his site and watch him being normal on some of his announcement videos and his personal top 10 videos(not top 11;))

[PlaystationDudeify]

@tissot233 oh hai there, you mustve caught my douchey troll comment, your reward is to not be trolled

[Mr0life]

it's "poker man" not "pokemon" I think D:

[chuggafan2345]

And ironically...Pokemon is also a card game

[BJ64Th3M0v13f4n]

wait, Tommy Wiseau is Jamaican and he loves playing Pokemon? no wonder he is the most retarded celebrity ever lived!

[thinkulye]

jamacans???

[triggerhappy610]

@thinkulye.... totally

[jjm239]

@thinkulye It's the translation of Jamaican when speaking Reggae-ese

[trixiehodgson95]

pokemon is short for pocket monster.sort of sounds gross.

[orkkilla5589]

It sounds like "poke a man" amiright

[YoshiFan501]

press 5

[BlastHardRock]

JAMACAN is how you say Jamaican in Jamaican accent.

It's misspelled on purpose

[VideogameKitty99]

@BlastHardRock actually it was by accident......

[BlastHardRock]

@VideogameKitty99 Then it was a good error, I guess.

[ZakuAbumiFanGirl1]

@BlastHardRock

Uhhh, no. You're wrong. He even admitted in his "Top 11 Fuck-ups" that he misspelled it.

[PlaystationDudeify]

i cant tell rly bcz i was born in 97 but i have a sister born in 85 so idk if im the same generation as NC who was born in 82. but still the younger kids like pokemon while doug started jr high when pokemon came out

[44Blademaster]

mispelled Jamaicans

[hauk93]

Sure, what are we playing? Stadium? Oh. You said Poker, man, fine. "Goes away with my game boy to play Pokemon by myself".

[gween]

I get it!

Pokemon = Poker man

[HBKanedge818]

Funny stuff but.... Jamacans?!

[xkennyPLx]

JAMACANS?!

[WWEEEEE7777777716901]

Apologies to Jamacians Everywhere

[SSJPrime]

What is a Jamacan?

[Rockerbro3371]

@SSJPrime ... Cheese

[09lewster]

Whats a jamacan?

[timeparadox888]

You are lying, I never caught you!

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, PIKACHU!!

[ishallkillall]

@timeparadox888 Oh, Hi, Gary

[journeymanX]

douchey mcnitpick: You cant spell JAMAICAN right you retard

[grauekatze]

i dont know why I ever found this funny... but I still do.

[jgtorresmexx]

What a fuck is a Jamacan??????

[TheZombiekiller900]

@jgtorresmexx someone who is born in Jamaica???

[jgtorresmexx]

@TheZombiekiller900 maybe in Jamaca hahaha

[Wolfrunner326]

I know what a pokemon is! I'm so smart :D

[Timic83tc]

why are you making fun of tommy wiseau.

[MourningBells8520]

@Timic83tc Because he's Tommy Wiseau?

[stlouisrocker100]

@Timic83tc Because Tommy Wiseau is a horrible actor.

[obliviondj]

omg so funny I cant stop laughing.

[Archelon100]

JAMACANS NOT JAMAICANS

[KMSigler]

@Archelon100 SO TRU-...wait....

[Emidretrauqe]

Why yes Tommy, I would. I've got a starter deck with me right now and a holographic Chansey that I wanna show off. LET'S GO.

[MessengerOfDreams]

My reaction to- oh wait... that's not valid here?

[MissRandomIsRandom]

lol at how he spelled "Jamaicans."

Learn to spell, Critic. ;D

[writheinpain]

I'm pretty sure this is racist.

[DarknessIsTheTruth]

@writheinpain It's part of a joke, stupid.

[Kewln00b]

@writheinpain No, racism is claiming that one race is genetically inferior/superior to their own race. This was a stereotype, if it was racist he would've said "Hey you wanna play some pokemon? You know cause Jamaicans are genetically inferior to everyone else"

[pamew]

@Kewln00b What the fuck are you talking about? Racism isn't specific to genetics. It's the belief that a RACE is superior/inferior in general terms.

[allblue88]

@pamew actually, it is the believe that some/all other races are inferior to one race.

[RandomShinigami7]

Jamaican is spelt wrong

[StreetsOfSonic]

@RandomShinigami7

Yeah, and YOU SPELLED "spelled" wrong! ;)

[xFINExLINEx]

@StreetsOfSonic aaaaaaactually both are technically right >.>

[OilyTower]

I would be awesome if it was meant to be interpretted as if he was asking if you would like to play some Poker, mon?

Or is that really the joke, then critic you are awesome

[FranksWarJournal]

@OilyTower Yes, that's the joke and what it's supposed to be taken as :P

[LtBriJMAC]

oh hai internet would ye like to play some pokemon