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  • Nexon much?

  • the handicapped dude cant use his hands so he has my full support ...you can camp all the time dude

  • Duke nukem 2: Call of Dukey

    hmm. nvm.

  • CG Why has to be the best part of this series

  • The button remapping should be there regardless i hate when i cant customize the controls to something i am used to

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  • Agreed need a controller designed for those with mobility issues...

  • U can tell it's a fake room cuz there's a crack in the corner of the wall.

  • 1469 people dont have souls or skills to lose to a handicap 

  • I vote for the reformating the Butten Layouts :)

  • Does it piss anyone else off that Jeff mispronounces ocarina and mario?

  • Next thing you know, they'll want to marry...

  • Ok why dosnt that guy just get a controller you can remap the buttons on. PROBLEM SOLVED.

  • @thedumpsterbabys lol i was wondering the same thing

  • @thedumpsterbabys Those controllers are expensive and complex to set up. Plus most third party brand of products don't work as good as the actual brand. I experienced this when I bought a wireless pelican controller for my ps2 and it was a piece of shit! But really, you had to go that route on a handicapped person? All the guy is asking for is gaming companies to add a feature that is not hard to do since it already exists for PC games.

  • @XxIosephus007xX First off the controllers that have remaping button systems cost about as much as a normal controler I have one. And im going the route of good advice stop trying to be so politically correct. And modding PC games is always easier than console ones they are known for that.

  • @thedumpsterbabys But does those controllers work as good as the first party ones? If so then ok. Plus I'm not always try to be politically correct.  I use common sense, and common sense sometimes can be politically correct. If you can't understand this logic then I don't know what to say. And one more thing, I signed up for the petition: Joseph Wright, signature number 78401

  • @XxIosephus007xX So every game manufacturer should add in programming so that a few people don't have to buy button mapping controlers? I feel like that is an irresponsible use of labor for the companies as far as return on profit is concerend. And yes they are good controlers and we all know how long microsoft controllers last anyways.

  • @thedumpsterbabys Your not seeing what your saying. If they do add custom button remaping, they will actually gain more money in sales since more people will tend to buy more of the games they sell on the market. More handicapped gamers and casual gamers will invest and the companies will actually gain more money out of it.

  • @XxIosephus007xX Compared to most people the rare cases like this make up such a small percentage of their sales it shouldn't be a concern to them. And im sure most "handicapped" gamers have figured out button mapping controllers so they can play all the games not just ones with remappable settings.

  • more games definitely need custom controller mapping

  • He's not as awesome as Broly ... who plays street fighter competitively with his face.

  • @Danceofmasks if you mean broly from dbz i would agree.

  • Should check out Athene playing with a face recognition control.

  • cod... with your face!

    make it sound like everyone else dosnt do that ;)

  • 3:46. "You're my boy blue" is from Will Farrell in a movie where they make a man club or something. I fuckin forgot the name.

  • @ColeJacobMorris night at the roxbury?

  • Destructoid is better than Kotaku

  • the title had me interested, the length made me close it instantly

  • hahah cock of duty a conplex game this guys freakin hilarious, well that at least proves the fact that cock of duty takes no skill that any idiot can play it....even a quadriplegic can play it. gaming is being ruined by games like that and the companies catering to the casual idiot gamers who only care about michael bay explosions, "good graphics" and 1/2 assed online play instead of game play, story and communication, but to sound like ea dick i think that's great that this guy can play games

  • @MakisOfEquinox he said "somewhat complex" chill out. Cod is a good game because the controls are fluid and easy to pick up, but it takes a considerable amount of skill to be good at. its not like ur mom can pick it up and play it.

    I know its the most popular/casual game but that doesn't mean you hate on it on a video that has nothing to do with it.

  • The fuck does bring high have to do with anything?

  • omg this dudes ifs fuckign high, talking bad about duke, your not an american a true american, dudes.......i dont wanan do this but thumbs up if ur not 30 and u find Duke Nukem Badass and is more or equal to the guy who shot osama in the face pwnage

  • @tropicflow479 Ummm...what..?

  • How can they justify a new duke nukem but not make a new starfox?!?

  • Is custom keymapping breaking PC games? No. So why should they break a console game? I see no reason why it should.

    Though I might not agree with much about consoles, I would actually put more consideration into maybe buying a console if I can change what each key/button do.

  • wow wtf, youtube video is mess up, why i am viewing politics when i am on porn channel?

  • Duke sucks, DLC's only bother me if I don't have the points for them, I am signing the petition

  • "You're my boy Blue" is a reference to Old School.

  • Has anyone else noticed that in the drop-down it only shows the first four pages when it used to show eight?

  • HEY!!!!!! I WAS PLAYING DUKE SINCE I WAS 4 YEARS OLD, DON'T DIS THE DUKE, ASS!!!!!

  • PORTAL 2 IS AWSOM

  • ASK A CAPPER!!!

  • thumbs up for Dr. Vink with a va-va-va

  • The problem with this isn't that they don't know video games. They do all seem to have pretty decent knowledge of what they're talking about. They just all have shit opinions and boring personalities. For that reason, it could be a G4 show.

  • These people dont know shit about games. Their two guests are idiots.

  • If I get my thumb blown off in Afghanistan can I come on your show?

  • i watched this thinking it was a joke thing... was it im real confused

  • Wait it said waste time playing xbox when the guy had a playstation controller...

  • console developers are stupid!

  • @LilFaerl Fuck you.

  • 3ds only 170$ in august 12

  • Firsst

  • HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3 PLEEEEEEEASE

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  • I'm # 75684!

  • ONLY Tobuscus can make Duke nukem forever look good haha

  • @MightyPoggers If only he did :( He gets killed by pigmen like 5 times a game. But they are right, the game sucks and im just watching it

  • @MightyPoggers Aaaamen <3

  • PC games have button remapping 

  • Have any of these guys even PLAYED duke nukem forever? the scripting is horrible... HORRIBLE.

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  • ...idk, I think with Nintendo (with the Wii), the awful button mapping is intentional. Without fail, even though you can use a gamecube controller for SNES virtual console games, they provide the least logical button mapping. Conversely, for games like Smash Bros. Brawl, you ..can use the classic controller, but then that has a ridiculous button mapping. I think it's just intentional to force you into purchasing both controllers.

  • Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!!!!!

  • @hamsterpoop no... adam and steve

  • Thumbs this up if you play any blizzard game and love it.

  • i bought duke nukem for 7 bucks :)

  • Everyone forgets the Deus Ex series being revived with HR after several years..

    But hey, the game just won #1 PC game of all time in PC Gamer 2011 after a decade so I must be out of the loop.

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  • I read an article in gameinformer that their trying to make a controler or something for people who have one hand or something.

  • @grimmjowrulez1991 Nerd- n. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit.

    Yes it does.

  • forget hellen keller, this man is inspirational-- "look, ma, 1.5 K/D-- no hands"

  • I thought the commercial before was the show....

  • i thought this was a joke but when they reached opinions i gave up LOL

  • bleep bloop needs to come back

    

  • y r there so many dislikes

  • Your my boy bleu is from the movie "Old School". You should get you facts right....

  • this is kinda legit lawl

  • There all stupid, I only agree with the headless guy, he knows what he's talking about :P

  • When I had a quick glance at the game cover, it looked like Duke had nail polish on O_O

  • If you don't like the idea of having odds stacked against you, preorder the damn game and get over it

  • Look behind the screen on the shelf at 9:35..... It's Eduardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!!! <33333 Like if you remember that show.. :D

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  • Fuck yeah, I'm sigining for you chuck! I hope it gets passed

  • CHUCK MADE IT BIG. i love you ask a capper.

  • @JamaicanNolan thanks!

  • Q:Can't chuck just get some sort of moded controller?:)

  • duke nukem is kindof a fail as far as the character goes. but the gameplay is fine

  • No no shut fuck up duke nukem is the shit cause its all gameplay not graphics and your talking about a classic here

  • I feel the same way when the one guy made the comment about being around 20-30 years old and looking back and wondering why I liked this character. The new Duke is just horrible.

  • haha Are You Afraid Of The Dark clip at the end.

  • im still a fan of duke nukum

  • does anyone know where to pre-oreder battlefield 3 to get the extra stuff?

  • @sierrabravo05 ArmaIII.com

    

  • In battlefield you can win a match against really high ranked people, even if your rank is really low. That's what makes battlefield great, it's not the weapons that win matches. Tactics and having a plan will win matches, I proven that to myself so many times. so no matter what other people have you can always outsmart them.

  • Hail to the king

  • I signed the petition! :)

  • only quadriplegic should be allowed to camp

  • don't get the downvotes

  • DUKE RULES

  • Jeff Reuben and Pat Cassels (alothough not here) Are the only funny people on CH

  • I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!!

  • You do realize the people who finished the game weren't the same people who were working on it for like twelve years?

  • Duke Nukem Forever was amazing... it was old school and the graphics were fine! great story too... The only reason the reviewers (and the idiots that care about reviews) dont like it is because they are afraid of tits and badass

  • I thought they said battletoads

  • love dis

  • idk even i watched this. i watched it all.........

  • DLC or not I'm going to be in top 3 majority of the time, just saying, I did in all the other BF's

  • @pickachuuuuu Conceded much?

  • @RadiationBioHazard SLIGHTLY I WOULD SAY!!!

  • "your my boy blue" is from a movie called old school!

  • @kalvarr wait, that's how I and most people I know pronounce it, it just sounds more natural

  • I play minecraft, so yes I'm scared of the dark

  • he pronounces ocarina like oakarina on purpose just to make you cringe

  • I was the 74747th signature

  • I just signed the petition =)

  • Madcatz or someone needs to make that guy some kind of headset, I'm not saying mass produce it. But it would suck to not be able to play games any more for whatever reason, I've been a gamer for 26 of 30 years.

  • Half-life 2: Episode 3 will never come out because Valve can't count past 2

  • @bobshminkle4567 fuck man i wanted to get lfd3

  • @bobshminkle4567 LOL

    Portal

    Portal 2

    Half Life

    Half Life 2

    Half Life 2: Episode 1

    Half Life 2: Episode 2

    Team Fortress Classic

    Team Fortress 2

    Conspiracy?

  • @cthulhuforpres117 Left for Dead

    Left for Dead 2

    DOA

    DOA 2

  • @xxrockandrollgodxx The list goes on and on...

  • @bobshminkle4567 ye they can! they are counting theyr hats!

  • @bobshminkle4567 O_O

    Portal 1&2

    L4D 1&2

    Half life 1&2

  • @jareth312 left for dead 3 was announced as in the works wasn't it?

  • I signed the petition back when he was on ONLYuseMEBLADE's channel

  • Is it sad i know that episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark from way back when? It's the fear soup episode.

  • At first when I saw the disabled gamers title, I was thinking that they would suggest adding an option saying they were handicapped which would make all there guns overpowered. (Obviously this would be hella abused) But the button mapping thing wouldn't give anyone THAT big of an advantage. Signed petition.

  • Oldschool for the win YOUR MY BOY BLUE

  • ASKACAPPER!!!!

  • @Callen013 I know that guy...

  • THANKS EVERYONE Valve sent me an email they are adding remapping to Portal 2! WIN.

  • @askacapper I hope its not offensive in any way, but how do you type?

  • @askacapper I will definitely sign the petition as well, I think it is unfair when it comes to situations like this because plenty of gamers who are handicapped wish to enjoy these games like everyone else. Hopefully we can get activision and other big name companies to add remapping.

  • @askacapper Bullshit.

  • Household hacker did this 4 months ago...

  • @theBaglady74 Wow, thanks for noticing it!...looks like I either forgoten it, or haven't got notified.

  • @theBaglady74 he did indeed I love traveler1

  • I've lost probably 70% of the use of my dominant hand and have been stuck at playing on the wii... This guy is an inspiration.

  • @LoneRiderz thanks but don't tell everyone you play with your wii... I let girls play with mine :)

  • 8:23

    "I went online for my first free for all"

    "I just like totally crashed this team"

    Team. Free for all. -.-

  • @ZzonkedMCFC it was TDM.... sorry miss spoke.

  • @askacapper Yeah, I'm pretty pedantic :P

  • every time they bring up a game they say it sucks wtf

  • Stem Stumper Awesome iphone/android Puzzle Game For Blind People!

    Like so that the blind and even non-handicapped can enjoy!

  • @dougche96 That's what he said? I've always pronounced it AW-CAH-REE-NAH myself

  • Im pretty sure online petitions are not recognizable

  • @HeyWhatchaWatchin Portal 2 is getting remapping valve just emailed me soooo yeah!

  • bleep bloop is fucking gay

  • I care about Duke Nukem!

  • Sign da petition.

  • That retarded guy should just get a modded controller, if button remapping is added to games like CoD then the Trigger, ADS, Prone and Jump buttons are going to do on my D Pad so i can use them all at the same time.

  • @AdmireBMX Button mapping actually works in a way that means you can;t map two things to one button.

  • @StrongIntelligent RT - Fire, LT - ADS, RB, Prone, LB, Jump. Thats not one button, but its still OP. Disabled gamers should just go get a controller made for disabled people, just like they would get anything else.

  • @AdmireBMX But all disabled people are disabled in a different way, so they would have to get a custm designed controller (probably expensive, not to mention hard to locate a suitable craftsperson/company for many people).

  • @AdmireBMX fuck you fag

  • @frotlops ILL RUPTURE YOUR ANUS WITH MY MASSIVE COCK !

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  • @TheDragonZephyr Ahahaha, i don't need to fuck myself cause im not disabled. Call the fire brigade cause you just got burned !

  • Booooooring.

    

  • 1,405 people got pwned

  • i thought this was a joke until 10 minutes in

  • @CrackheadOwen i thought the same thing the first time i watched this.

  • 1/25 better than me and i use hands 1/40

  • YOU SUCK

  • 3 minutes in i only just realise the guy on the right isnt a guy, i thought he was being quiet

  • I signed

  • Bleep Bloob's in the tags <3

  • COMBAT ARMS FTW

  • maplestory watch this comment be top

  • @stevezes FAIL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • portal 2 ftw, of course you get sucked in, it's amazing!

  • wow you guys took duke nukem way too literally....ever think the character is a parody of macho action heroes?