Demetri Martin on Conan

[InfiniteGXT]

this looks like its from the 60s or 70s

[cptmuska]

hes just genuinely funny 

[MrUtubesux]

mmmmm, katkennut

[TheOssumPawesome]

Laughed at the wrong punchline.

I thought the cabs didn't stop cuz of, you know, chocolate is the color of black people.

[TheInferno515]

here's an idea, get rid of conan's dumbass and give demetri martin the show

[NaYarB04]

am i the only one who thought he was awful?

[GanBoi91]

@NaYarB04 comedy is subjective; some people don't like one-liner style, or prefer the Ron White story telling style comedy. Personally, I enjoy all types, but I prefer dead-pan one-liners like Demetri, Stephen Wright, or even Jimmy Carr.

'Awful' might be a tad strong, however :)

[NaYarB04]

@GanBoi91 nevermind the style, the jokes didnt work for me

[dustin10101]

@NaYarB04 I know I'm late, but the style effects the jokes (Coming from a comedian).

[ConnorRunsFree]

I love this dude. He looks a bit like Tig in this clip.

[nearfantastica]

I remember watching this when it first aired, it was my introduction to Demetri Martin! He's only gotten better since then :)

[katkowalski314]

I think Sarah Silverman wore that same shirt once on her show

[AnimeGirl4891]

"I was toasting traffic."

[meizlovely]

that was a great audiance lol

[BriansSecretDoor]

Musicians get "Highly acclaimed" comedians get "Very funny"

[AdmiralAnon]

Cool, I didnt laugh at all.

[CarlyTheShow]

@AdmiralAnon Small brain, huh? I'm so sorry.

[Sexypumba100]

i thought that hot chocolate joke was a race thing

[FunnyLimbo]

SUPRISE!!!!!!  your adopted

[hellshanks]

lot of taking care of people with arrows in the knee.

[DRakomol]

was that shot during an earthquake?

[PaulolHensiano]

@DRakomol I think the cameraman was laughing a lot.

[TheHouseOffice]

He's so prettyyyyy.

[hvassification]

Awesome audience!

[mchandler2112]

Welp, now i know how to say "negative cakes" in finnish. Look out Scandinavia, here i come!

[LeeCKettles]

Is he playing needle in the hay?

[mysoteria7]

This is kinda weak for Demetri.

[sliver321123]

@mysoteria7

It's just as weak as everything else he does.

Bazinga.

[mysoteria7]

@sliver321123 Oh no, sir.

[FlyingFishify]

@sliver321123 you like big bang theory...your opinion on comedy is not valid.

[sliver321123]

@FlyingFishify

Butthurt whiny baby!

Bazinga.

[FlyingFishify]

@sliver321123 That's as much wit as i would expect from a 'person' that finds big bang theory funny....seriously though? big bang theory? Really? There is so much good comedy out there, even average comedy and you choose big bang theory.

[sliver321123]

@FlyingFishify

I don't need to be witty with a butthurt whiny baby on the internet, trying to make objective the subject of taste.

Might be a shock to you, but your whiny little baby boo-hoo-hoos have no significance with anyone elses views.

Besides, you got that I like the Big Bang Theory from using "Bazinga"? I must like Shakespeare when I say that your insults are "worthless".

Bazinga.

[Goknifago]

@sliver321123 Boom! internet high five!

[12345funkymonkey]

@FlyingFishify for you and all yo other people dissing the big bang theory. you have no brain. big bang theory is the best, and so is demitri martin. how can you like demitri and not like bbt? they are both amazingly funny.

[jejo02]

soooo so good.

[SERGIOCHAOTIC]

3:13

'yes' is KILLAH! in finnish!?

amazing.

[quinisbester]

5:21 story of your lives

[dread3381]

@quinisbester im not adopted................

i was delivered by a stork

[NexusFive]

The joke about fornight was ripped off from Mitch Hedberg

[teehee23able]

@NexusFive it wasnt ripped off dimtri martin just used it to bring out again sense mitch hedberg is a big insparation to his comedy.

[wordtouremother]

@NexusFive the joke about holding up a hot chocolate is a Louis CK joke.. hmm, DM is very original these days, but maybe not so much when he was starting out huh.

[Smardaz]

where is the tracking button on youtube?

[azminivanracer]

@Smardaz I dont think they make tracking buttons anymore. Visual entertainment isn't as interactive as it used to be. :(

[TheBossDaniels]

qq why does he play the guitar all the time?

[BronSoloSV]

@TheBossDaniels because he can.

[institutionalized22]

57 times huh, mustve been black ops

[starfoxz13]

Who hired Michael J Fox as the cameraman?

[CoreyCreate]

@starfoxz13 that's not fucking funny man. Micheal. J Fox is a theatrical genius. NOT fuckin funny man

[s2vics2]

@starfoxz13 making fun of a disorder? ouch

[woody6160]

@starfoxz13 It's called a VCR

[eforce1200]

@starfoxz13 LOL! Oh no!

[TheTaterlegs]

Surprise! You're adopted!

[DanEllisRacing35]

SUPER BUSY HOSPITAL!!!!

[M4DM4N789]

6 people dont know good comedy when they see it.

[libertatus]

En ole kissaihminen.

Finnish translation - (I am not a cat person.)

[poop634]

The screen laughs at demetri's jokes. So cool :)

[arrghgarry]

Stick to what you best ,wanker

[Thep38lightning]

Very mitch hedbergish



[Shaidyn]

I wonder if the word "fortnight" is as funny in Finnish as it is in English.

[blizzdizzl2323]

He looks like a Beatle in this



[TheCarnage92]

Hehe the Finnish language is soooo ugly, Swedish on the other hand..

[joelbitar]

Haha, I LOVE when he´s like: "häntä on ammuttu päähän 57 kertaa"

[aerodyno]

You are my role model, Demetri!

[TheBC313]

Pull the lever!

[acrc14]

keelah se'lai !

[gruyo4u]

Haha i liked it! Demetri Martin is awesome!!!

[chickenisman]

4 people got adoption cakes.

[venomx5]

Mitch Hedberg' son

[manny24lal]

he uses that "peeing into the pool" joke ALL THE TIME

[skydawg101]

Finnish subtitles, what is he from Finland or something ?!?

[skeilak]

I'd love to hear from a Finn; is it really funny when you are reading it?

[parkerdunn12345]

@skeilak in my experience with my friends, most of us speak English as well. Finnish Subtitles + a small understanding of english = funny.

[skeilak]

@parkerdunn12345

Good to hear. Humor is usually as hard to translate, as poetry.

Often something gets lost in translation.

[blasphemymaster]

@skeilak

is that a joke or a poem?

either way, i can't tell what its meaning is.

[animaniac126]

I miss conan's beard...

[zeppelinman69]

lmao i said "you're adopted" right before him

[Bradley36Ian]

Two things.

I love Demetri.

I miss the Walker Texas Ranger lever.

[nikoincroatia]

Love his stuff, although I can't really find any new stuff

(Rakkaus hänen tavaraa, vaikka en todellakaan voi löytää uusia juttuja)

[lilpandastarr]

3 people aren't toasting to the traffic

[macdaddymomma]

Demetri Martin, Zach Galaifinakis, and Mitch Hedberg. End of story.

[CrsnCheez]

@macdaddymomma *Cough* Steven Wright *Cough*

[simonorwell]

@macdaddymomma what has zach galaifinakis done that's funny? serious question, i'd like to watch it

[martinxander]

@simonorwell youtube search for "between two ferns"

[simonorwell]

@martinxander thanks, i'll check it out

[rybrizzle200]

@simonorwell The hangover other then that his stand up sucks!!!

[kja2991]

i like this but ive already heard most of these from his standup special

[JL192com]

suomitekstit <3

[Pokemonboy1337]

I KNEW that Conan wasnt lying when he said finish ppl love him! This vid is proof!

[DistinctlyRandom]

actually steven stays out of the pool cuz you peed into it

[ahsduiladgh]

first to dislike. you're welcome.

[MegaLlamas1]

Thank god for those Finnish subtitles!

BTW, when did this air on television.

[MegaLlamas1]

Thank god for those Finnish subtitles!

[hjenkinz]

@MegaLlamas1 Kerro siitä

[MegaLlamas1]

@hjenkinz haha ja kiittää Jumalaa Google-kääntäjä

[AnarchisticLeper]

@MegaLlamas1 Kyl ne ovat hyödyllisia!

[p0ooo0p]

Finnish is weird.

[BehindThePig]

That was freaking amazing.

[Qber4life]

Fuck VHS tapes.

[MrSkate4weed]

that's how i'll look in 7 years, minus the nose

[MalcolmAdamsComedy]

@MrSkate4weed you have no nose?