Gabe Newell Eats Half-Life 2 Episode 3

[Justas923]

1:38 Engineers "Nope" just got it's ".avi"

[GeneralCane]

Fat-headed fat man. Lol

[pokefreak001]

@megaman6974 Fortress Forever was NOT a VALVe game, it's a mod, developed by an indie game producer.

[GallifreyCovers]

3 more months.

[painiscupcake1000]

the next one will be half life 2 episode 2 extended episode cause value can't count to 3.

[Videos12273]

@painiscupcake1000 *smacks you* Yes they can!

[MrPremetheus]

these were the unforeseen consequences

[ClassyPotato]

This is awesome

[MathieuCore2]

nice job !

[RECKOGNING1]

thumbs if you think instead of making a saxton hale battle they should make a gaben battle mode :)

[eyebal]

Someone actually.... animated a youtube poop?

[elijahpederson]

Why. Why do you make fun of VALVE. Its better to take along time to refine the game than just early release.

[INEEDZALL]

Fear not, Episode 3 may have been cancelled, but they instead will work on a whole new installment to the series. Namely, Half-Life 3!

[guyishguy9000]

I AM FULL OF SAND *blaghagh*

[megaman6974]

Half life episode 3 will not be released....Why?If you take a look in all the Valve games...you might notice.. Portal Portal 2 (no Portal 3) Team Fortress Classic Fortress Forever Team Fortress 2 (No TF3) Half life Half life source Half life 2 Half life 2 ep 1 Half life 2 ep 2.. Now look closely

[wirechair]

there is no ep3. hl2 was a trilogy:

1)hl2

2)hl2ep1

3)hl2ep2

there's your trilogy. it was supposed to be a 'real life" easter egg for those who cud find it.

[SpermBall69]

that's why spy should shut up his french fag mouth and stop trolling

[Jamster9000]

Strangely reminds me of resident evil 2

[Someguyhere111]

Thanks Spy. Thanks a bloody lot.

[Kritickos]

Every time someone makes a fat joke about Gabe Newell, he adds a week to episodes 3 release date.

[PureCoasters]

I am full of sand!

[IcanBeReachedAtGaben]

Why do people make videos of me like this? You do realise im trying to loose weight

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

2:08

never saw it comin XD

[TheWiihardcoregamer]

Poor Gabe, his favorite class called him "Fat" and delayed Episode 3.

[nomercy8989]

LOL what was this :D

[theBluescout900]

ROFL gaben's face

[theBluescout900]

what did gabem cause after eating episode 3?

[Ariuw]

Gabe Newell was about to make Episode 3... But then someone stole his sweetroll.

[thatspacecore]

fat got your tongue?

[MadhouseBox]

im in the year 3923, and hl2 ep3 has finally come out, gabe is still alive but is now known as our home world, when the earths ice poles melted we had to move planets. ohh and ep3 was totally worth that $10 000

[FilmsNerf2]

1:58 thats where crates go when people delete them

[thesega99]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away.

[MrLaxdude89]

@thesega99 being fat a day keeps the number 3 away

[deadman2312]

I AM FULL OF SAND MONMONMONMONMONMON

[holygroundscoffee]

haif life episode three is out alredy hes shipping it soon

[halofanteam]

tits

[brunettevideos]

what the fuck

[ZeroStas]

Wait near his toilet washed away pipe and when he will go to toilet he will pop a Ep3 and we will take it and PLAY IT!!!

[WurstZerHacka]

no top comment?!

...

Vagina.

[KevinTarka]

LADIES AND GENETLMEN... BOYS AND GIRLS.... WE NOW KNOW.... I PROPOSE AN ODDSSY.... A QUEST... DEEP INTO THE HORRID BOWLS OF GABE NEWELLS LEFT MAN-BOOB!!! MENY OF US WILL DIE... BUT IF WE ARE SUCESSFUL... WE SHALL HAVE FINALLY RETREIVED THE SECARED EPISODE 3 AND UNLIESH IT TO THE WORLD!!!

THUMS UP IF YOUR WITH ME!!!

FOR THE FREEMAN!!!!!!!

[MrRockydog4000]

@KevinTarka ...no thank you ._.

[GameReviewer1987]

@KevinTarka

And on that fateful day, over 2 months ago, the group of 64 fans adventured deep into the heart of Gabe Newell's body. They were never seen again.

[gixGI7]

@KevinTarka

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[HyperGolem]

I AM FULL OF SAND

[dimentiosbigfan]

The crates totally killed the mood :/

[omgitsgrim2]

1:13 nope.avi

[vShadowWARRIORv]

Nope Press this instead 0:42

[vShadowWARRIORv]

Keep pressing 0:41

[merritt2014]

I murdered your pie as well

[pedrofm30]

1:38 Nope.avi xD

[DKmasterLP]

Demo is fappin' 1:02



[TheSonOfaMonkey]

GabeN: Nom!

[LapisProductions]

Your all dumb. Why don't we have Meet the Pyro and any other game with 3 in the end, is because the Pyro is the thrid class.

Valve: We don't make the pyro because it's involved with ''three''.

[HuntForWaffles]

I AM FULL OF SAND

[LemonVX]

Spy, I am disappoint

[acdcgame]

Will Half Life 3 ever come out?

Will Gabe Newell ever eat a salad?

[ManEatingTortoise]

Did this creep anyone else out??

[vShadowWARRIORv]

0:42

[vShadowWARRIORv]

0.42

[mynameisman66]

Heavy found: Mann Co Supply Crate(s)

[galacticheroman]

2:00 SO MANY BOXES!!!!!!!!!!!

[Justas923]

1:37 NOPE.avi

[PolieziJokka]

Too much work was put into this

[Causalspark]

The Clock Tower music makes it scarier.

[ssirK1994]

wtf is this :D

[alamoallies]

so...many....crates...and no keys...to use them on

[ShadowHunter120]

nothing like a random mann co crate or 9026 to screw up a good moment.

[Rayman4321]

SCENE MISSING

Heavyandmedictenderlove.swf

[563raptor]

2:12 I AM FULL OF SAND

[EDSTheBlondHead]

1:36 and thus the boomer was born.

kidding, gabe

[MrLaxdude89]

there will not be an episode 3, instead an episode 5, its so epic, that it skips 2 games :)

[HuntForWaffles]

@MrLaxdude89 But peter....I HAVE SPOKEN!

[MrLaxdude89]

@HuntForWaffles lol It's, BUT GABEN! Lol I love that scene

[MrLaxdude89]

press 9

[DUDELOVE5551SBRO]

I AM FULL OF SAND. MON MON MONN

[TheSourceNoob]

 "So THATS where he hides it. We have a mission, men."

[MOVIEMAKERMAN117]

What just happened? lol

[megamarianofull]

Subtitles plz?

[megamarianofull]

Mann co crates are deadly, srsly....

[MrSheep678]

I am full of sand made me lol

[speeder99123]

I murdered your pie as well  (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[Sylux9501]

So Gabe wants us to buy more TF2 items more?

[SodomGomorrahWaDC]

If Gabe were a spy, cloaking would be useless. You can smell him coming from a mile away.

[souldistortion25]

Pulling out episode 3 from underneath his man tit... Fucking Classic... hAhaaa Laughing so hard right now

[Blaze6108]

CAVE JONSHON HERE!! Introducing the TF2 Heavy Duty Super Mecha! Comes with 2000 gal. of free gasoline and a free, higly trained heavy pilot! Order now yours! Call 33317666 now!!!

[PizzaVideos555]

I am from the future. In the year 5600, Gabe Newell's brain will be kept in a robot, so he may make ep3. Ep3 will be sold in whats called the Purple Box, a "sequel" to the Orange Box. It will be sold along with Team Fortress 34 and Portal 9,674,382. It will also introduce Portal: The ratman saga, starring Ratman. It will also come with an exclusive copy of Garrys Mod, that has been ported for the Xbox 1080 and Playstation 4 in such a way, you can put in custom made items, it has Gaben NPCs too!

[DWSimmy]

fuck I'm high

[nintenerd91]

I think that the development team for episode 3 is stuck in a slow teleport.

[TheBusinessKids]

The reason why Episode 3 has been taking forever is this:

(My theory)

They are probably going to make it as long as Half-Life 1 was, this is the VERY last game. They can't dissapoint the fans!

[Terrorcowboy]

@TheBusinessKids oh yes then can dissapoint fans... they announced instead of ep3 : Dota 2 and Cs: global offensive

[UNKNOWNGallery]

@TheBusinessKids Watch it be like 2 hours long...

[DarkForces1994]

KISS ME

[noli399]

Medic: ACH WAS IS LOS ? (uh whats going on)

Engineer: NOPE!

[Valiand7]

I AM FULL OF SAND MONMONMONMONMON

[AdrianSheepherd]

I'm not sure what I just saw, but it was awesome.

[skinnydipper16]

lol aliens reference

[JateGuitar]

Don't cry, Jennifer.

[frootloopwarriors]

I just played Episode Three and beat it.

[GameCubeHero]

Gabe Newell Eats Episode 3 Episode 2. Do it.

[zerranterg]

0:50 snorlax is evolving

[WalkmanSilver]

"I just bagged the world's fattest man!" SPLAT

I lulled

[bananhosdig]

HL2 fan: I cant wait to play episode 3! =D

Gaben: Yes you can.

HL2 fan: Yeah, i guess your right )=

[V1taLiy86]

@bananhosdig this makes me want to cry

[theclinger]

I laughed so hard when they got crushed by crates.

[DeltaHardcore]

CRATES! FUCKING CRATES!

[portal23555]

nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo. he ate episode 3. wwwwwhyyyyyyy

[IISilverSoul24II]

I AM FULL OF SAND

[frenchtoaster1000]

hit 9. I AM FULL OF SAND MOM MON MON MON MON MON

[Justas923]

Spy:"Fatman."

Gaben:"Yes."

Spy:"May I make a suggestion?"

Gaben: "Very well"

Spy:"Exercise"

Gaben: "OOOOOH!" :|

copyright rhapsidous

[deadted1337]

Press 5

[george77772moons]

Congratulations on delaying Ep 3 by another decade. Worth it?. Maybe.

[myusernamiscool]

44,444 views ftw!

[Drowzee64]

When the atomic punch spilled on Scout's shirt, you should have made it burn through the shirt.

[thedkboyz]

i dont think it will ever come out...

HL2 episode 2

team fortress 2

left 4 dead 2

portal 2

shift 2

:p

[santafebnsf]

oh crap its activsion 1:50

[Mobius14]

Now that DNF is actually out, we can proceed to pick on this game.

[KappaMummy]

cute

[Ovidiupistolaru]

Lazy git, you skipped the EPIC BATTLE SCENE!

[otumococo]

When the sky turns to chaotic white,

When the bats will fly, but not at night;

When my mother cooks a decent meal

and the timid nerd will cop a feel.

Upon this vast unlikely day

the trailer then, will come our way.

[DarkProductionsTv]

I AM FULL OF SAND BRWARR NOM

[jumpyjester]

Was quite funny

[zerranterg]

0:52 SNORLAX IS EVOLVING!

[nikopoulet]

gggr stupid gabe nobody gives a shit about dota 2 or your stupid tf2 hats ALL WE WANT IS HL2E3

[TheElviz86]

Archimedis?

[MyTheQwerty]

yah yah THANKS spy...

[awesomeguy2311]

episode 3 is coming out it was at E3

[RoboTHUG2]

Bobby Cockdick

[CoCuCo4ka8D]

dispenser goes hera==>

[zerranterg]

Medic: Ze deezpensah goes HEYA

Engineer: Nope.

Medic: Ze sentry goes HEYA

Engineer: Nope.

Medic: Da telepworta goes HEYA

Engineer: .......... NOPE.

[DavidELD]

@zerranterg

.avi

[costybarbu]

@zerranterg epic

[IanEduardoMeneses]

@zerranterg nope.avi

[mariofan101]

1:48 Meet the Medic

[thatgregguy1]

wtf just happened

[youbad1231234]

Gabe newell : Don't worry, episode 3 will come out.

*whisper* No it won't

[guaton92]

fucking crates

[brutaka359]

Episode 3 delayed another week.. don't worry people I'm sure it's worth the weight!

[That0n3]

A fat joke a day keeps episode 3 away

[shazzy544]

You should have shown the extra scene, the one that happens when you click on the demomans hat

[pryvisee]

"YOU WILL NEVER SEE EPISODE 3 WITHIN YOUR LIFETIME."

Or in 2 days... In the toilet. 

[Ditherliss]

When I first saw everyone getting killed by that monster I was thinking "What if they tried reasoning with it?" but then I saw it had Bobby Kotick's face and then I was like "Oh, THAT'S why".

[Brangoth4]

I AM FULL OF SAND

MON MON MON MON MON

[perenoir]

1:38 Nope.avi

[Brainzorz]

1:52...

IS THAT ROBIN WALKER??

[dromeasaur]

I like how the engineer said "nope", and then his neck got longer...

[TheShadowman60]

39,001st Viewer!

[XboxAnnihilator]

1:50 Who the fuck is that?

[legoleopardgecko]

1:55 Aliens.

[TranceZ7]

I AM FULL OF SAND

[TheJonyiscool]

ep3 wil never come. VALVe cant count till 3

[costybarbu]

hahaha LOOl

[sh1tp1e]

haha wtf is this

[devilasaur]

WTF?

[AlienWeaver08]

I AM FULL OF SAND! *monmonmon*

xD

[spartonater5678]

its over 9000

[trabuco9]

its the CEO of Activision, OMG KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!

[MrFreesearcher]

Hahaha. Love it.

[SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ]

Since I saw this I could detect a cloaked spy without even seeing him...

[Megaluigi93]

@SOMERANDOMGUYDOZ you my friend, have the spy sense, a gift many good Tf2 players get when they get stabbed too much

[wowpockopa]

Clock Tower music YAY =D

[supergeek46]

I AM FULL OF SAND

[UnstableCore]

Gabe has obviously honed the powers of Apeture's Borealis from consuming the disk.

[pivotnaza]

SPY MEET THE CREATOR!!

[1000sparc]

0:58

[siegeh25]

ya now we wait 4 more years

[soybean85]

I am full of GABEN!

[chandlerj333]

im realizing the vid goes full circle with the heavy

[dddtl]

Kiss me!

[feddeberg6ja]

I'm full with sand! NOM

[TheOgaboga]

oh god. i hate spy more than ever now

[wowpockopa]

CLOCK TOWER MUSIC!

[CrysisYaDig]

Maybe in 2012 or 2013

[pikkupaska81]

This has already happened :D We are never going to see ep 3 :/