I got a fantasy, folks... another "Cannon Diet System" ad featuring an-ex envirowhacko and a Joe-Gibbs-type "coach" with him.
In it, said former enviroloony tells about himself, "This was me... skinny, scrawny, the butt of many jokes."
Then the Gibbs-typer: "But I got him on the Cannon Diet System; LOOKIT HIM NOW!! 300 pounds of solid pork!"
New convert: "Now, I'm trying out for the Redskins! HAIL TO THE HOGS!!!!"
Look fat, feel great, play football... with the Cannon Diet System!
StukInBuf 3 months ago
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I got a fantasy, folks... another "Cannon Diet System" ad featuring an-ex envirowhacko and a Joe-Gibbs-type "coach" with him.
In it, said former enviroloony tells about himself, "This was me... skinny, scrawny, the butt of many jokes."
Then the Gibbs-typer: "But I got him on the Cannon Diet System; LOOKIT HIM NOW!! 300 pounds of solid pork!"
New convert: "Now, I'm trying out for the Redskins! HAIL TO THE HOGS!!!!"
Look fat, feel great, play football... with the Cannon Diet System!
StukInBuf 3 months ago