Ah Long Pte Ltd 老师嫁老大

[MegaPrincess1998]

Get Lost!, Ahhhhh *falls down to the chair* haha funny!

[howardleung]

is that muthu from just follow law as a security guard

[amiausUSA]

@howardleung Muthu from "Just follow law" and "Ghosts must be crazy" oso got, lah!

[szewei85]

haha msia NTV7 just aired the movie again 4 bringing back the memories...till now i still find this shit funny...on tv,,,the missing scenes were uncensored but hokkien f bombs were muted sadly dangit

[HarimauKramat]

best movie

[amrishaari]

damn kawin sama saya..... so sexy.... luv it when chinese chicks speak malay.........

[KoreanVisualKei]

the guy she asked to marry stared in PCK as lee Kok peng? (sorry if i spelt name wrong)

[SmilyK]

kinda remind me of "my wife's a gangster"...

[gbvjdrugdmi]

oi b1tch sg nt spell like singapour hor its SINGAPORE undertand

[hantutoncet]

DUDE HAVE ENGLISH TITLE??

[csihardfan111]

daddy:

singapour movie dont have english subtitiles

[pokemon688880000]

Unless you buy DVD.

[csihardfan111]

Sorry. I never wrote that comment. I think I was hacked.

[pokemon688880000]

I got hacked once. Just change your password.

[csihardfan111]

How?

[pokemon688880000]

I do not know how to tell you, because I don't give clear instructions. Check around youtube.

[wendyneo]

haha! Funny! unlike my ALTERNATE NDP 2008 MTV VIDEO, which will make you cry instead of laugh if you see it. lol

[saverclerics]

why half half?

[spearryu]

OI TIMOTHY they make on MS the director spoil the everything la u like jus follow law u go fuck the just follow law la

[timothyngim]

U call this a Singaporean movie ah?? So many Cantonese one, spoil everything.. Just Follow Law nicer

[MICHO910722]

It's not just a singaporean movie my dear...can't U see at 1:51 it said by Singapore and Malaysia......

[timothyngim]

Yes yes yes... But mainly MediaCorp

[howj7]

its fucking funny i watch tis ting in disk i borrowed from the shop the ppl sae=ah long lai kan papa ,papa bu zai jia wo qin ahlong sein jo sia,cai qin 1 bei cha.a la la long a la la long a longlonglonglonglong.its fucking funny when fann wong touches mark lee back side l0l!

[spearryu]

i watched all liao

[Roxycoolgal12]

Mark lee so funny!

[bingopine]

Ji nice one

[nickdisney3233]

the ending is so sad. waaaaaaaaaa

[eason29125]

dui kawi sama saya lol so funny a la la long

[karlos000119]

I'm in Singapore right now and I notice that in every Video store that I went to, there was a Big poster of this movie... was this movie a big hit in Singapore? I wanna watch it.

[Killerkid282]

its quite a good movie..brings out a very good message at the end.

[DTMUniversal]

Very similar to South Korea's "My Wife is a Gangster"

[TadSpencer222]

Why did they remove the cigarette scene and others, no wonder the story was so "fast forward".

[kenziyee]

even though im 10 ya under 18....i watched like about a million times!! it was sooo funny!! my relative is in that movie..he said that that sissy man is really manly in true life!!!he smokes and that girl she's really beautiful~

[TadSpencer222]

Your relative is either Lai Ming, KK Tan, Daniel Wong or Jack Lim right?

[xiiaocandyfann]

i watched the VCD loads and loads of times man, its so funny!

[xiiaocandyfann]

nice

[crazygirl1710]

this movie so nice, love it loads... keep watching it agin and again LOL

[0199simon]

i wanna watch but i am under 18.but i am going to watch narnia 2

[baharoth8]

lol i watched it at age 10+ but dvd =)

[RedMind86]

lol the beggining was hillarious especially when mark lee showed up

[timothyngim]

Fann Wong: "ask that teach dancing chao ah kua to marry me!!!!""

[lionelkzhe]

tis is d best movie ever n yes all d retard parts r shown

[simjingwun]

go cinema sure got cut some parts coz don wan waste time...but waste us money

[geraldhans]

Looking forward for this movie. Judging from the trailer, I guarantee, this going to be great movie. To bad they didn't release it in Jakarta.

I'm going to purchase the DVD from HMV Singapore :).

JACK NEO. You are the best.

[skyilys]

well.... it's a bit bloody... honestly... all those beatings and such.... and some sexy moments when fann wong shows mark lee her "tiger".... but then, it's so funny from the beginning until the very end~ support!

[phuasharon]

walao..still havent put t he full version de?sianz..i havent watch la..wt..

[szechin82]

i think malaysia screen one got been cut some part. am i right? because i see some screen i didnt see in the movie.

[tvxqhwaiting]

support !!!

[girl1943]

very nice u all should watch it now!!!! and very funny haha

[ChinMhou89]

For 18Pl is crab la... U all show see.. what is good or bad..??? IS very good... Bloody funny...

[retardkingkong]

CAN C LA 18sx TIPU ORANG ONE . GO TGV can see

[timothyngim]

18sg, not 18sx

[xXAngelTanXx]

18 years old above le......i cant c

but very nice....jack neo movie o....

haha

funny n cute

[NexonSyrupStar54]

below 18 can't watch? i'm not even 15 and i've watched it in the cinemas!

[weiwei112121]

i below 18 cnt watch it ler ~~~~~

[jameslaw89]

i wacth it yesterday that us really a nice movie

[luvfann4ever]

i cannot watch this movie i below 18

[wcw19]

nice show!!!!!

[sandyyap]

i watch it twice still want 2 watch it..

[lawlzlolx]

watch it =D

[kutukutuk]

nice!

[thelcfkilla]

i love this movie man, it's probably my favourite jack neo movie, keep up the good work !. however there was one joke which not only me but probably lotsa ppl were not so comfortable with " Singaporeans are obedient" err..?

[keongbaba]

wah lao very funny

nice movie

^.^

[FlyingFairy89]

nice nice nice...

nice movie...

very very funny..

love it so so so much!!!

haha...

must watch!!!

singaporean gambateh!!!

[suxker]

hahahaha...nice la this movie,i very like singapore ppl do movie...very funny...

[GoldZombie]

do u noe tat 1 song in the movie is not really like the song in Ling Po Po,

[GoldZombie]

not ling po po,is liang po po and is like the song not dont like..

[lim11956]

nice video

[HolyXerxes]

ah long!! hui3~

[tshtube]

nice

[tshtube]

pro

[ahlongstar]

who knows when is this vcd coming out wanna buy it as soon as possible

[Ultraman77360]

there are malaysian or singaporean?

[Longarm93]

Singaporean. Jack Neo join with Malysia's artist to make this first Singapore-Malaysia's gangsters comedy movie.

[allapproved]

Mark Lee and Fann Wong are super funny!! can't wait to watch this xD

[waiting87]

finally it's out! wait till my neck become long

[lcklkul]

yeer

KK tried to be so man and straight, so not convincing! hahaha

[wmsxiaodidi]

lol..! when i see the poster..i tot the mark lee is gangster and the girl is teacher..= =

[timothyngim]

Well, gangster becomes Ah Qua, girl becomes gangster here

[AsiasoftMaoster]

LOl mark lee is gay

[flyboyplane777]

I like the part where the cops came. If this is a singaporean, why film so much in malaysia? as if singapore doesnt have ah longs.

[timothyngim]

Simple. Culture same. Malaysians and Singaporeans have so much in common, so I think Mediacorp is trying to make this movie not only for Singaporeans, but for Malaysians as well. Just like a "joint" movie.

[animemastergirl]

he's damn ugly . he's the one in " Police and Thief " but its damn funny . i am gonna watch it .

[wickkyjester87]

who is the hunk at 2.38??

[flyboyplane777]

LOL an N95. Even Ah longs can afford that

[wongjunlin1987]

this morning i heard MY FM they said malaysia didnt cut any part of this movie only singapore got cut.i so hope that 12 of march can faster come..hehehe

[joeyneoh]

Wow! Jack Lim~ Lol! He is so fat!

[darkdesir3]

MAN U!

PANG BUA LIAP!

[luvfann4ever]

y malaysia 12 march then got this movie in cinema?

[joeyneoh]

Bcoz Malaysia sucks! everything also have to go through censored board before you can watch. Can't even have kissing scene. F U Malaysia! Sex is not a crime!

[bettlejuice86]

u're weird joey,

not malaysia sucks,

but more like the policy by some people..

[joeyneoh]

My friend.. Go ask any foreigners that came to Malaysia b4. They'll tell you this.. 'In Malaysia, we pay more and we get less. They censored everything!'

[bettlejuice86]

again friend...the policy.the government policy..that's what i refer as "some people"..

even most of us don't like it with too much censor..you should mind your language when posting comments here.i always thought singaporean good in manners..

[habbogigi]

the funniest part in the whole movie was when the old man said the singaporeans are extremely obidient and no singaporean in the whole chinema laughed n they were just looking at each other like "omg we were insulted, how can be already lah??!"

[MMcat95punk]

什么事都可以谈,什么事都可以讲,我们不会随随便便动枪动刀

[luvfann4ever]

i luv fann

[4rchm4ge95]

i also need the song urgently

[maplelolz]

what's the song inside???? NEEDED URGENT!!!

[prison77]

SEE THIS SHOW!! HAHAHA. funny.

[doomer6768]

it is a nice show for me and most of the funny part are for the small children but my father hate it he think it is boring :(

[MMcat95punk]

stupid!!我又被骗廖，呵呵

[desTiNyZxx]

wher can i get the song which tehy keep sayin ^ah lala long^

[ealson93]

eeee they cut away those part that might hurt singapore goverment. haix cant get the whole full movie now days , a movie is cut here cut there. a bit of blood then NC 16 liao haix stupid system

[dragonheart85]

yeah agreed [=

[tanwsg]

A very funny show. Recommanded to watch. :)

[chxiang]

i dont remembering watching the "temesak holding part" and "singapore expensive cigarette part". are these two scenes being censored?

[mmv1popcap]

I LUV FANN!!!!

[zz10]

i watched this movie yesterday, its made me laugh like hell. great movie.

[frozenxl]

hahahs. i watch it at sunday.. funny.. =)

[max5jullian]

it really nice movie, i laugh like a crazee guy

[HELLangel29]

i niid a c this movie

it looks gd

[MMcat95punk]

真希望可以尽快看到完整的电影

[wui75]

Is the version shown in Singapore cinema censored? I don't get to see two rather sensitive scenes as shown in this trailer.

[Wagner87]

ehh. ni men you zai pai si har?

camera fang na pian?

stupid la. wo you bei pian liao.

[Jiayu7013]

LOL!

[quinieleong]

can translate????i dont understand la....-.-"

[quinieleong]

oh i get it sorry

[viacomsucks13]

Thats cool!

[viacomsucks13]

sorry my cousin posted that comment

[viacomsucks13]

What the heck........