The funny thing is, one of the running gags of "Collision Course" is that Morita's character is the only cop in Japan who doesn't know any karate. Then at the end, he does this superhuman Chuck Norris move. WTF?
He starts screaming, and it takes so long for him and the car to come together, he has to take a breath and start screaming again. This is an hysterical video.
I was rooting for that shit the whole time. Jumpkick through windshield...jumpkick through windshield...HE JUMPKICKED THROUGH THE GODDAMN WINDSHIELD!!
Oh my god.......Jay Leno........Mr Miyagi and Chris Sarandon all in the same scene!
I didn't recognise Chris straight away but bloody hell........I thought he was great in Fright Night so what on earth would he be in such a shitty flick like this one!
I've really liked these episodes so far, but I'm afraid I have to give this one the thumbs down. I didn't see anything wrong with the first scene, one has to be pretty literal minded not to understand what the lady meant in the second, and the third was ridiculous but still awesome.
You know, I was even thinking of how badass it would be to dropkick someone through the windshield that was trying to run you over. Then Mr. Miyagi did it. I shit bricks.
OMG! I've been laughing like a lunatic at that "This is the first time I've been in my country since I left" line and Pat Morita making a guy's head explode and then hanging out the window for the 15 seconds afterwards as it banged all over the place was fucking ridiculous!
How is the Miyaghi Car window Kick the worst stunt ever ??
Its Ruthlessly Cool and far more satisfying then watching some CGI car flip over 10 times before landing inches away from the hero ( Die hard 4 ) ..or any modern action film with unrealistic computerized stunts.
Amen to that! I fucking hate all recent action movies because there is not an iota of realism. A character can be thrown out of a car crash, ricochet off of trees and be perfectly okay...excuse me?!
I miss the days when action movies' stunts were limited to stamina and dedication of stunt doubles and technicians, not dweebs out of college sitting behind a computer for hours.
So let me get this straight...a guy kicking through the window of a car and BASHING IN A GUY'S HEAD WITH HIS FEET! is realistic and based off stamina?
obvious line- she means since she left for good. like, i don't live in queens anymore but i have been to queens since moving. she means that since she moved, since she left her home, she hasn't even been back for a visit of any kind.
however, the way she said it made the whole thing sound stupid. i get you.
pat mortika stunt has me in hysterics. i just cried form laughing so hard.
i would have jumped the same way as that guy did, the car was steering to the right and he could have just cranked the wheel and grinded him into the cement wall if he dodged to the left.
Dude, the scene with Pat Morita is pure epicness...
feralheartbg 2 weeks ago
Holy fuck, that IS Jay Leno
nickringer 3 months ago in playlist Worst Movie Scenes of All Time
@nickringer hard to miss, ain't it? ;). I recognized his scream lol
Abraksas112 3 months ago
Pat Morita passed away as the result of this bad scene!!!
phambo101 3 months ago
Not even here Jay Leno is funny.
matteoprez 4 months ago
Going up against Mr. Miyagi: Deadly
Jump kick through a windshield: 2 broken legs
Saving Jay Leno's life: Priceless
kairosmaxima 4 months ago
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kairosmaxima 4 months ago
haha was that jay leno??
rustyKush 4 months ago
Pause at 00:54. theres a bullet hole in the guys white jacket already.
datsome80 5 months ago
Mr. Miyagi pawns Prince Humperdinck! LOL
The funny thing is, one of the running gags of "Collision Course" is that Morita's character is the only cop in Japan who doesn't know any karate. Then at the end, he does this superhuman Chuck Norris move. WTF?
jculver1674 6 months ago
He starts screaming, and it takes so long for him and the car to come together, he has to take a breath and start screaming again. This is an hysterical video.
Good job!
MrK623 7 months ago
Chuck Norris did the exact same thing in "Good guys wear black", lol.
MThrow 8 months ago
He should never have quit his job at Arnolds in Milwaulkie.
jonathan45278 8 months ago
Mr. Miagi takes no shit.
heirofaniu 8 months ago
jay leno? wtf?
allxtar 8 months ago
That's a beast jump kick at the end
thechoadester 9 months ago
"this is the first time ive been in my country since i left."
b2o4e 9 months ago
thats Jay leno ?! what the ?!?!? XD
SOUTHPARKFOREVER240 10 months ago
Man this one is just fantastic it's so bad.
MrK623 11 months ago
JAY LENO?
tninbredretard 11 months ago
LOL @ 1:30-1:47 Pat Morita sounds like he is revving up the engine.
rumblequake 11 months ago
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XCutePupa 11 months ago
I was rooting for that shit the whole time. Jumpkick through windshield...jumpkick through windshield...HE JUMPKICKED THROUGH THE GODDAMN WINDSHIELD!!
iResolidify 11 months ago
1:29 has to be chuck norris' dad
trebor0901010 11 months ago
@trebor0901010 The Driver was portrayed by Chuck Norris.
PrivateMetalhead 11 months ago
Leno is shot in his right leg so he holds his left knee? The man is a comic genius.
rha101 1 year ago
he drop kicked a homisidal maniac driving a car dircetly towards him.. THROUGH THE WIND SHEILD... where was the logic in old movies?!
R3demp7tion 1 year ago
oh look it's mr. Myagi!
wintersnoob 1 year ago
Pat Morita is like Chuck Norris except he's not white, not badass and also not white.
darrylsh 1 year ago
So at 1:35 is he pretending to be a car playing chicken with another car? Those noises he makes certainly sound like he is :\
jonathondeane 1 year ago
With all that run up, I was half expecting Pat to run straight through the damn car...
PriestOfFilm 1 year ago
this is the first time I've been in my country since I left. LOL.
hawkeyepierce12 1 year ago
"Avenge Me..." (24 seconds later.......) "I said Avenge Me, I did'nt say get Retarded!"
RobRobertTheMusicMan 1 year ago 2
haha! ''get outta here!'' (morita runs towards villain in speeding vehicle) ''.......the other way!''
padge2 1 year ago
the last one was epic not bad.
stubsfahey87 1 year ago 39
@sweetychiller because it was in good guys wear black chuck norris does do that and it looks a million times better and its in slo mo!
GrandPoobahChuckyB 1 year ago
John Stossel finally got his big break. A broken neck. (Insert rim shot here).
dddddddunit 1 year ago
"This is the first time I've been in my country since I left" LOL love it
tryandlisten 1 year ago 2
That last scene was brilliant.
pollordubai 1 year ago
XD I'm soooo stealing Pat Morita's Face kick while they're driving move!
SwordyG 1 year ago
Oh my god.......Jay Leno........Mr Miyagi and Chris Sarandon all in the same scene!
I didn't recognise Chris straight away but bloody hell........I thought he was great in Fright Night so what on earth would he be in such a shitty flick like this one!
cjzavos 1 year ago
wauw that cry sounded like mr morita was turning into a super saiyan
nerosdevilarm 1 year ago
Lmao is that actually jay leno?
TheCaptainApoc 1 year ago
Okay, I though I was mistaken, but that last clip was proof that I'm not. Jackie Chan has NOTHING on Pat Morita!
ironhandz1 1 year ago
Pat Morita just kicked that guy's soul out of his face.
ItsTheCos 1 year ago 3
THE OTHER WAY!!!! lol
XxLongboardxX 1 year ago
Mr. Miyagi is a badass
ahybuc 1 year ago 5
one of the best
BigPrimo33 1 year ago
wow pat morita is fucking crazy
SuperNintendoBrotha 1 year ago
Pat Morita is the Japanese Jesus.
olqutseg 1 year ago 27
@olqutseg jat leno is american jesus
phille22 11 months ago
@olqutseg
Pat Morita is waaaaaay more awesome than Jesus. Jesus never managed to stop a car with his legs. He only gave people bread and shit,
Yngvelli 7 months ago
And Captain Understatement loudly declared "I think there's a leak" during the last moments of the Titanic.
zeekyboogydoog826 1 year ago
I've really liked these episodes so far, but I'm afraid I have to give this one the thumbs down. I didn't see anything wrong with the first scene, one has to be pretty literal minded not to understand what the lady meant in the second, and the third was ridiculous but still awesome.
samcwic 1 year ago
You know, I was even thinking of how badass it would be to dropkick someone through the windshield that was trying to run you over. Then Mr. Miyagi did it. I shit bricks.
ThePrimith 1 year ago
Jay Leno!? WTF!? Why isn't Conan driving and why did that old man save his life?
futurestoryteller 1 year ago
Only Chuck Norris can kick through car windshields...
alexhortdog95 1 year ago
Pat Morita gave John Stossel what was coming to him.
monosaturated 1 year ago
1:46 ...
fROmTh3fUTURe 1 year ago
at 0.55 the guy completely ignores the fact hes just been shot lol I have to see this movie
calderposse 1 year ago
the dude at the beginning only had to step to the left to prevent being hit by the car instead if diving to the right
t2ds2dd 1 year ago
Pure genius on Miyagi's part. I never would've thought of that.
SinfulMessiah 1 year ago
The Pat Morita one wasn't that bad. They used the same "through the windscreen" idea in Sin City
krimsonstorm96 1 year ago
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viniciusmoteuchi 1 year ago
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viniciusmoteuchi 1 year ago
lmao at "the other way! the other way!!!"
zanzoken123 1 year ago
ok that wasn't bad...
nwijesinghe 1 year ago
Mr. Miyagi > Chuck Norris
Ksavage2010 1 year ago 5
Mr Miyagi FTW
Jerry4050 1 year ago
did the guy in the cadillac dead?
lovableminuslovely 1 year ago
1:00 Conan Masturbates to this
lou4brew 1 year ago 4
Hey,, thats ARNOLD from HAPPY DAYS! What's he doing running around an alley, he should be getting Potsie and Richie their cheeseburgers!
xvoy2002 1 year ago
Haha, wow. She must've thought long and her about the last time she'd been in her country.
CrystalJupiter 1 year ago
OMG. Freaking Leno man!
bergcycles1 1 year ago
wouldnt ended nicely with sum awesome line like-" i need a vacation"
vlogmeoff 1 year ago
lol he didnt role into its path he just did a shitty job getting out of the way lmao.
hey134 1 year ago
OMG! I've been laughing like a lunatic at that "This is the first time I've been in my country since I left" line and Pat Morita making a guy's head explode and then hanging out the window for the 15 seconds afterwards as it banged all over the place was fucking ridiculous!
80smusicfanNO1 1 year ago
Why didnt he just ole out of the way in the first place
No1TaichoKatoh 1 year ago
"this is the first time i've been in my country since i left"
O-O well, no shit!
Lostprophetzzz 1 year ago
what the hell!? pat morita trying the chuck norris move?....... this world, why hasnt collapsed already
lasarousi 1 year ago
@lasarousi Chuck norris is an old shit. I can even beat him up.
ExtraSpicy121 1 year ago
XDDD this is the first time ive been in my country since i left
LuckyBoLt37 1 year ago
that's how mister miagi learned karate =D
thetvstation555 1 year ago
Looks like we all thought the same thing
CandyyyMann 1 year ago
LOL Mr. Miyagi sure pwnd the guy with a nice kick
sintech 1 year ago
OMG Mr.miagi running and screaming LMAO
bananaempijama 1 year ago
Mr Miagi drop kicking in Jay Leno's head! Sounds like a bizarre dream!
abdu123 1 year ago
lol at jay leno XD
Gatuxa 1 year ago
Not to be picky, but 1960s Raquel Welch could say whatever she wants and no one really cared...it's not like anyone was interested in her dialogue!
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fagandura 1 year ago
Miyagi + Leno + dropkick through a windshield = pure awesomeness. LMFAO
withintemptation73 1 year ago 4
haha the jay leno scene was awesome xD
foxxxyyou 1 year ago
odd, pat morita looks just like a mannequin after he kung fu's himself through the windshield. where did you find so much wasted celluloid?
rockabillycat1954 1 year ago
Jesus!
The car is shitting out some old asian guy!
This was the first time I've seen this film since I saw it last!
fenriz218 1 year ago 4
as soon as pat looked at the car I knew it was going to happen. it still exceeded my expectations. epic
OceanAndSilence 1 year ago
JUST LIKE CHUCK NORRIS
phildenty 1 year ago
@phildenty No CHUCK NORRIS IS JUST LIKE THAT>>GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!
uppredees 1 year ago
2:01 why does he hold the leg that he's NOT shot at???
sakalaka1337 1 year ago 5
wait a minute was that jay leno?
LevVyProductions 1 year ago
1st scene: i saw the dude jumping to the side actually...
2nd scene: no shit, caption obvious!
3rd scene: all im gunna say is.... damn! the old man has sum serious balls!
supernikopbelic 1 year ago
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ScribbleDreams 2 years ago
JAY LENO !!!
sweetone985 2 years ago
total chingstah.
Tomahawk00984 2 years ago
Chuck Norris has done that better!!!!
neros77 2 years ago
Hey,, what the?????
Why is Arnold the fry cook from Happy Days diving through a guys windshield like that!
He could hurt his frying hand then Fonzie and the gang won't be able to get any more burgers!
BarneyFlart 2 years ago
lol, that guys head exploded, its such a fail that its a win
TarenReyem 2 years ago
How is the Miyaghi Car window Kick the worst stunt ever ??
Its Ruthlessly Cool and far more satisfying then watching some CGI car flip over 10 times before landing inches away from the hero ( Die hard 4 ) ..or any modern action film with unrealistic computerized stunts.
This is actually very cool.
This Video Sucks , Music , Choices.
GetToZahChopper2 2 years ago
Amen to that! I fucking hate all recent action movies because there is not an iota of realism. A character can be thrown out of a car crash, ricochet off of trees and be perfectly okay...excuse me?!
I miss the days when action movies' stunts were limited to stamina and dedication of stunt doubles and technicians, not dweebs out of college sitting behind a computer for hours.
KingOfUm 2 years ago
So let me get this straight...a guy kicking through the window of a car and BASHING IN A GUY'S HEAD WITH HIS FEET! is realistic and based off stamina?
Seriously dude, consider what you're saying.
ScribbleDreams 2 years ago
The hell? No, you are not getting what I'm saying at all.
I'm not even talking about this scene in particular; if you understood what I said, you would know that I was insulting this kind of filming.
So, seriously 'dude', condsider what you're saying.
KingOfUm 2 years ago
0:48 That's Conan shooting Jay!!!! (Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Y2p731 2 years ago
0:20, the indignity of being run down by a Chrysler K-car!
hamtrak 2 years ago
on the third one chuck norris did the same thing lol
Pharoahfreak 2 years ago 2
I think that movie was "Good guys wear black" but I may be wrong. That was SOOO long ago!
starlionblue 2 years ago
It was "Logans War"
GetToZahChopper2 2 years ago
1:46
FALCON KICK!
Aetheilas 2 years ago
This is the only time in my life I've laughed at Jay Leno.
ApocalypsePlough 2 years ago 37
@ApocalypsePlough LOL
EventuallyWeMerge 1 year ago
1:46 it's like BOOM headshot
BHTkatch 2 years ago
i always jump in front of moving cars, but they always stop. i cant do anything right.
mahdiman420 2 years ago
Apparently when Jay Leno gets shot, it gives you the resolve to jump kick a moving vehicle.
rebrella 2 years ago 22
love the intro music
proni1 2 years ago
is that jay leno?
freqdizzle 2 years ago
It is indeed!
I'm just as surprised as you!
SkivMarine 2 years ago
omg is that mr miagi from karate kis at 1:41 i thought he was a calm guy lol
hockeytofu101 2 years ago
OMG Pat really run fast..... good...
and Pat could do this... The power of Mr Myiagi !
gringojames 2 years ago
OMFG priceless!!!
obvious line- she means since she left for good. like, i don't live in queens anymore but i have been to queens since moving. she means that since she moved, since she left her home, she hasn't even been back for a visit of any kind.
however, the way she said it made the whole thing sound stupid. i get you.
pat mortika stunt has me in hysterics. i just cried form laughing so hard.
softcelltainted22 2 years ago
jay leno?
venomvsspidey11 2 years ago 2
thought the same thing
Godeepgts11 2 years ago 2
Is this karata kid 4? He can't open a door but he can fly over 40ft?
pauls317 2 years ago 2
yeah.. dont fuck with master Miyagi
UnknowSoldier87 2 years ago 3
yeah it looks stupid but because it's miyagi you just think "eat it bitch" (or words to that effect)
beavis46 2 years ago
idk KO by jumping into the guys head was pretty sweet if it wasn't meant to be serious
GoatCheesePizza12 2 years ago
BANZAIII!!!!!!!!
famgxnaru 2 years ago 2
The scene with Pat Morita is the best.
jakestooge34 2 years ago
dude, wtf. JAY LENO? when has he been in a fuckin movie
dunkman9595 2 years ago 20
He was in that one with Pat Morita the KArate kid Coach. I have never seen it, I saw the VHS box at a cheap video rental place.
contact1araya 2 years ago
@contact1araya they actually sell VHS? i tought that format was death at this time
UnknowSoldier87 2 years ago
@dunkman9595 Jay Leno was in Dawn of the Dead as a zombie. They shoot him for fun XD
wiebeReviews 1 year ago
@dunkman9595 Collision Course...yeah...what a crock of sh&t...but really....I gotta see it again!
nascargas 1 year ago
@dunkman9595 O.O not only that in action film have i gone into a paradox or a alternate universe?
RedCloude 1 year ago
1:44 DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!
RoadKillFever 2 years ago 4
Pat Morita and Jay Leno? cmon thas a win for oscar gold i tell you what
SouthMadeDrunk 2 years ago 18
That last one is just perfectly entertaining
HotGnofa 2 years ago 6
"This is the first time I've been in my country since I left"
Wow... Im sure the actress must have known how ridiculous that line was when she said it.
ToasterPig 2 years ago 3
IN A WORLD, where tempered glass hasn't been invented, two men...
Ryan0H 2 years ago 2
1:40 wow, just wow
HeadhunterHBN 2 years ago
At the end, why is Jay Leno holding the leg that isn't shot? lol
jeffamarie 2 years ago 6
HAHAHA, yeah I don't think it was clear which one was shot anyway...
dixxjamm 2 years ago
It would PROBABLY be the one he's dragging behind him? NOT the one he's walking on? lol That's the one he's holding!
jeffamarie 2 years ago
Hahahahhaha x'D nicee spotting
AbyssGamer 2 years ago
he's putting his weight on the leg that isn't shot....
TheRealX9 2 years ago
right, and he's holding that one! shouldn't he be holding the one that's hemorrhaging? lol
jeffamarie 2 years ago
Pat Morita stole the stunt from Chuck Norris!
elvisguerra 2 years ago
wow
reeceTHEmelter123 2 years ago
I couldn't stop laughing.
bobolob 2 years ago
LOL@JAYLENOGETTINGSHOT
lumbug 2 years ago
1:45
It Should Be A World Record For
Most Epic Dropkick By An Old Man!!!
TheDabeavis 2 years ago
1:46 Asian Chuck Norris?
RoldanIncorporated 2 years ago 3
hell yeah!
starofalltime 2 years ago
i would have jumped the same way as that guy did, the car was steering to the right and he could have just cranked the wheel and grinded him into the cement wall if he dodged to the left.
1713dude 2 years ago
"This is the first time i have been in my country since i left."
hahahhahaha!
kent062 2 years ago 5
Number 3:
FALCON KICK
T3ZaNg 2 years ago 5
On the first one he jumped to the side of the car, not at it.
alphadude500 2 years ago
sad thing was that was on HBO the other day
BrandonDerive1985 2 years ago
LMFAO. Miyagi is my hero.
KingDracoon 2 years ago
Jay leno had a guest spot on leverne and shirley
davitoliengwano 2 years ago
someone PLEASE remix the last scene to wambo combo
rmf86 2 years ago
The guy that was running with Pat Morita looks like Jay Leno. lol
DannyBkyn 2 years ago
thats cos it is......stupid
respatsde 2 years ago
It is Jay Leno... he was a b- movie actor before he got his show
Jaiyeson 2 years ago 3
Oh wow. You're right. I didn't think it was actually him. Thanks.
DannyBkyn 2 years ago
I just can't picture Pat Morita doing a stunt like that.
jakestooge34 2 years ago
Pat Morita kick win!
dll1183 2 years ago
The ending scene is better than "garbage day"
YouTubMAGGOT 2 years ago
"This has been the first time i've been in my country since i left" i laughed sooo hard!!!
rychaross 2 years ago 3
is that Jay Leno?
mgt247 2 years ago
lmao at the last scene I new that was going to happen. Awesome!! lol
xChibiAkumax 2 years ago
1:46
FALCON
PUUUNCH
YES!
XD
MISTIKRAIN88 2 years ago
falcon kick!
brainstorm44 2 years ago
lol I love the last one go go go!!!
and then 15 seconds later he gets up
blackcard23 2 years ago
I really liked that last scene with Pat Morita XD
omg it was so awesome! and believable cuz he has the "karate kid" lore XD