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  • Dude, the scene with Pat Morita is pure epicness...

  • Holy fuck, that IS Jay Leno

  • @nickringer hard to miss, ain't it? ;). I recognized his scream lol

  • Pat Morita passed away as the result of this bad scene!!!

  • Not even here Jay Leno is funny.

  • Going up against Mr. Miyagi: Deadly

    Jump kick through a windshield: 2 broken legs

    Saving Jay Leno's life:  Priceless

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  • haha was that jay leno??

  • Pause at 00:54. theres a bullet hole in the guys white jacket already.

  • Mr. Miyagi pawns Prince Humperdinck! LOL

    The funny thing is, one of the running gags of "Collision Course" is that Morita's character is the only cop in Japan who doesn't know any karate. Then at the end, he does this superhuman Chuck Norris move. WTF?

  • He starts screaming, and it takes so long for him and the car to come together, he has to take a breath and start screaming again. This is an hysterical video.

    Good job!

  • Chuck Norris did the exact same thing in "Good guys wear black", lol.

  • He should never have quit his job at Arnolds in Milwaulkie.

  • Mr. Miagi takes no shit.

  • jay leno? wtf?

  • That's a beast jump kick at the end

  • "this is the first time ive been in my country since i left."

  • thats Jay leno ?! what the ?!?!? XD

  • Man this one is just fantastic it's so bad.

  • JAY LENO?

  • LOL @ 1:30-1:47 Pat Morita sounds like he is revving up the engine.

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  • I was rooting for that shit the whole time. Jumpkick through windshield...jumpkick through windshield...HE JUMPKICKED THROUGH THE GODDAMN WINDSHIELD!!

  • 1:29 has to be chuck norris' dad

  • @trebor0901010 The Driver was portrayed by Chuck Norris.

  • Leno is shot in his right leg so he holds his left knee? The man is a comic genius.

  • he drop kicked a homisidal maniac driving a car dircetly towards him.. THROUGH THE WIND SHEILD... where was the logic in old movies?!

  • oh look it's mr. Myagi!

  • Pat Morita is like Chuck Norris except he's not white, not badass and also not white.

  • So at 1:35 is he pretending to be a car playing chicken with another car? Those noises he makes certainly sound like he is :\

  • With all that run up, I was half expecting Pat to run straight through the damn car...

  • this is the first time I've been in my country since I left. LOL.

  • "Avenge Me..." (24 seconds later.......) "I said Avenge Me, I did'nt say get Retarded!"

  • haha! ''get outta here!'' (morita runs towards villain in speeding vehicle) ''.......the other way!''

  • the last one was epic not bad.

  • @sweetychiller because it was in good guys wear black chuck norris does do that and it looks a million times better and its in slo mo!

  • John Stossel finally got his big break. A broken neck. (Insert rim shot here).

  • "This is the first time I've been in my country since I left" LOL love it

  • That last scene was brilliant.

  • XD I'm soooo stealing Pat Morita's Face kick while they're driving move!

  • Oh my god.......Jay Leno........Mr Miyagi and Chris Sarandon all in the same scene!

    I didn't recognise Chris straight away but bloody hell........I thought he was great in Fright Night so what on earth would he be in such a shitty flick like this one!

  • wauw that cry sounded like mr morita was turning into a super saiyan

  • Lmao is that actually jay leno?

  • Okay, I though I was mistaken, but that last clip was proof that I'm not. Jackie Chan has NOTHING on Pat Morita!

  • Pat Morita just kicked that guy's soul out of his face.

  • THE OTHER WAY!!!! lol

    

  • Mr. Miyagi is a badass

  • one of the best

  • wow pat morita is fucking crazy

  • Pat Morita is the Japanese Jesus.

  • @olqutseg jat leno is american jesus

  • @olqutseg

    Pat Morita is waaaaaay more awesome than Jesus. Jesus never managed to stop a car with his legs. He only gave people bread and shit,

  • And Captain Understatement loudly declared "I think there's a leak" during the last moments of the Titanic.

  • I've really liked these episodes so far, but I'm afraid I have to give this one the thumbs down. I didn't see anything wrong with the first scene, one has to be pretty literal minded not to understand what the lady meant in the second, and the third was ridiculous but still awesome.

  • You know, I was even thinking of how badass it would be to dropkick someone through the windshield that was trying to run you over. Then Mr. Miyagi did it. I shit bricks.

  • Jay Leno!? WTF!? Why isn't Conan driving and why did that old man save his life?

  • Only Chuck Norris can kick through car windshields...

  • Pat Morita gave John Stossel what was coming to him.

  • 1:46 ...

  • at 0.55 the guy completely ignores the fact hes just been shot lol I have to see this movie

  • the dude at the beginning only had to step to the left to prevent being hit by the car instead if diving to the right

  • Pure genius on Miyagi's part. I never would've thought of that.

  • The Pat Morita one wasn't that bad. They used the same "through the windscreen" idea in Sin City

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  • lmao at "the other way! the other way!!!"

  • ok that wasn't bad...

  • Mr. Miyagi > Chuck Norris

  • Mr Miyagi FTW

  • did the guy in the cadillac dead?

  • 1:00 Conan Masturbates to this

  • Hey,, thats ARNOLD from HAPPY DAYS! What's he doing running around an alley, he should be getting Potsie and Richie their cheeseburgers!

  • Haha, wow. She must've thought long and her about the last time she'd been in her country.

  • OMG. Freaking Leno man!

  • wouldnt ended nicely with sum awesome line like-" i need a vacation"

  • lol he didnt role into its path he just did a shitty job getting out of the way lmao.

  • OMG! I've been laughing like a lunatic at that "This is the first time I've been in my country since I left" line and Pat Morita making a guy's head explode and then hanging out the window for the 15 seconds afterwards as it banged all over the place was fucking ridiculous!

  • Why didnt he just ole out of the way in the first place

  • "this is the first time i've been in my country since i left"

    O-O well, no shit!

  • what the hell!? pat morita trying the chuck norris move?....... this world, why hasnt collapsed already

  • @lasarousi Chuck norris is an old shit. I can even beat him up.

  • XDDD this is the first time ive been in my country since i left

  • that's how mister miagi learned karate =D

  • Looks like we all thought the same thing

  • LOL Mr. Miyagi sure pwnd the guy with a nice kick

  • OMG Mr.miagi running and screaming LMAO

  • Mr Miagi drop kicking in Jay Leno's head! Sounds like a bizarre dream!

  • lol at jay leno XD

  • Not to be picky, but 1960s Raquel Welch could say whatever she wants and no one really cared...it's not like anyone was interested in her dialogue!

  • Miyagi + Leno + dropkick through a windshield = pure awesomeness. LMFAO

  • haha the jay leno scene was awesome xD

  • odd, pat morita looks just like a mannequin after he kung fu's himself through the windshield. where did you find so much wasted celluloid?

  • Jesus!

    The car is shitting out some old asian guy!

    This was the first time I've seen this film since I saw it last!

  • as soon as pat looked at the car I knew it was going to happen. it still exceeded my expectations. epic

  • JUST LIKE CHUCK NORRIS

  • @phildenty No CHUCK NORRIS IS JUST LIKE THAT>>GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!

  • 2:01 why does he hold the leg that he's NOT shot at???

  • wait a minute was that jay leno?

  • 1st scene: i saw the dude jumping to the side actually...

    2nd scene: no shit, caption obvious!

    3rd scene: all im gunna say is.... damn! the old man has sum serious balls!

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  • JAY LENO !!!

  • total chingstah.

  • Chuck Norris has done that better!!!!

  • Hey,, what the?????

    Why is Arnold the fry cook from Happy Days diving through a guys windshield like that!

    He could hurt his frying hand then Fonzie and the gang won't be able to get any more burgers!

  • lol, that guys head exploded, its such a fail that its a win

  • How is the Miyaghi Car window Kick the worst stunt ever ??

    Its Ruthlessly Cool and far more satisfying then watching some CGI car flip over 10 times before landing inches away from the hero ( Die hard 4 ) ..or any modern action film with unrealistic computerized stunts.

    This is actually very cool.

    This Video Sucks , Music , Choices.

  • Amen to that! I fucking hate all recent action movies because there is not an iota of realism. A character can be thrown out of a car crash, ricochet off of trees and be perfectly okay...excuse me?!

    I miss the days when action movies' stunts were limited to stamina and dedication of stunt doubles and technicians, not dweebs out of college sitting behind a computer for hours.

  • So let me get this straight...a guy kicking through the window of a car and BASHING IN A GUY'S HEAD WITH HIS FEET! is realistic and based off stamina?

    Seriously dude, consider what you're saying.

  • The hell? No, you are not getting what I'm saying at all.

    I'm not even talking about this scene in particular; if you understood what I said, you would know that I was insulting this kind of filming.

    So, seriously 'dude', condsider what you're saying.

  • 0:48 That's Conan shooting Jay!!!! (Jimmy Kimmel Live)

  • 0:20, the indignity of being run down by a Chrysler K-car!

  • on the third one chuck norris did the same thing lol

  • I think that movie was "Good guys wear black" but I may be wrong. That was SOOO long ago!

  • It was "Logans War"

  • 1:46

    FALCON KICK!

  • This is the only time in my life I've laughed at Jay Leno.

  • 1:46 it's like BOOM headshot

  • i always jump in front of moving cars, but they always stop. i cant do anything right.

  • Apparently when Jay Leno gets shot, it gives you the resolve to jump kick a moving vehicle.

  • love the intro music

  • is that jay leno?

  • It is indeed!

    I'm just as surprised as you!

  • omg is that mr miagi from karate kis at 1:41 i thought he was a calm guy lol

  • OMG Pat really run fast..... good...

    and Pat could do this... The power of Mr Myiagi !

  • OMFG priceless!!!

    obvious line- she means since she left for good. like, i don't live in queens anymore but i have been to queens since moving. she means that since she moved, since she left her home, she hasn't even been back for a visit of any kind.

    however, the way she said it made the whole thing sound stupid. i get you.

    pat mortika stunt has me in hysterics. i just cried form laughing so hard.

  • jay leno?

  • thought the same thing

  • Is this karata kid 4? He can't open a door but he can fly over 40ft?

  • yeah.. dont fuck with master Miyagi

  • yeah it looks stupid but because it's miyagi you just think "eat it bitch" (or words to that effect)

  • idk KO by jumping into the guys head was pretty sweet if it wasn't meant to be serious

  • BANZAIII!!!!!!!!

  • The scene with Pat Morita is the best.

  • dude, wtf. JAY LENO? when has he been in a fuckin movie

  • He was in that one with Pat Morita the KArate kid Coach. I have never seen it, I saw the VHS box at a cheap video rental place.

  • @contact1araya they actually sell VHS? i tought that format was death at this time

  • @dunkman9595 Jay Leno was in Dawn of the Dead as a zombie. They shoot him for fun XD

  • @dunkman9595 Collision Course...yeah...what a crock of sh&t...but really....I gotta see it again!

  • @dunkman9595 O.O not only that in action film have i gone into a paradox or a alternate universe?

  • 1:44 DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!

  • Pat Morita and Jay Leno? cmon thas a win for oscar gold i tell you what

  • That last one is just perfectly entertaining

  • "This is the first time I've been in my country since I left"

    Wow... Im sure the actress must have known how ridiculous that line was when she said it.

  • IN A WORLD, where tempered glass hasn't been invented, two men...

  • 1:40 wow, just wow

  • At the end, why is Jay Leno holding the leg that isn't shot? lol

  • HAHAHA, yeah I don't think it was clear which one was shot anyway...

  • It would PROBABLY be the one he's dragging behind him? NOT the one he's walking on? lol That's the one he's holding!

  • Hahahahhaha x'D nicee spotting

  • he's putting his weight on the leg that isn't shot....

  • right, and he's holding that one! shouldn't he be holding the one that's hemorrhaging? lol

  • Pat Morita stole the stunt from Chuck Norris!

  • wow

  • I couldn't stop laughing.

  • LOL@JAYLENOGETTINGSHOT

  • 1:45

    It Should Be A World Record For

    Most Epic Dropkick By An Old Man!!!

  • 1:46 Asian Chuck Norris?

  • hell yeah!

  • i would have jumped the same way as that guy did, the car was steering to the right and he could have just cranked the wheel and grinded him into the cement wall if he dodged to the left.

  • "This is the first time i have been in my country since i left."

    hahahhahaha!

  • Number 3:

    FALCON KICK

  • On the first one he jumped to the side of the car, not at it.

  • sad thing was that was on HBO the other day

  • LMFAO. Miyagi is my hero.

  • Jay leno had a guest spot on leverne and shirley

  • someone PLEASE remix the last scene to wambo combo

  • The guy that was running with Pat Morita looks like Jay Leno. lol

  • thats cos it is......stupid

  • It is Jay Leno... he was a b- movie actor before he got his show

  • Oh wow. You're right. I didn't think it was actually him.  Thanks.

  • I just can't picture Pat Morita doing a stunt like that.

  • Pat Morita kick win!

  • The ending scene is better than "garbage day"

  • "This has been the first time i've been in my country since i left" i laughed sooo hard!!!

  • is that Jay Leno?

  • lmao at the last scene I new that was going to happen. Awesome!! lol

  • 1:46

    FALCON

    PUUUNCH

    YES!

    XD

  • falcon kick!

  • lol I love the last one go go go!!!

    and then 15 seconds later he gets up

  • I really liked that last scene with Pat Morita XD

    omg it was so awesome! and believable cuz he has the "karate kid" lore XD