Welcome

[BlackopsVMW2]

i masturbate to vids and this is not the one, im not gey

[kenjishimanoko]

Careful my friend. I'm coming back to YouTube and I'll rock the world. Haha nice vid. Check mine and rate,comment, subscribe(if you like) and all the goods. Best wishes comrade

[dumbbroadcasts]

ur website tht doesnt work

[fer83381]

1. Mexican 2. Rich as he'll. don't be racist all u crakers go eat your mcdonald shit

[SamColtz18]

When did music become a verb???

[SamColtz18]

1.white

2._white?

[kooltiger9697]

Hey i'm Malhorie! I love to sing and dance. I really love toddlers they are so adorable and i'm form TEXAS!!! Oh Yeah!(:

[Superbballerplayer]

hi im lydia i like music,football,basketball,base­balland boys. :-D

[PointBaron]

I love music and movies.

I play guitar

I'm a little queer sometimes

I have ADHD

I have a low self esteem

I am Canadian

I'm listening to Wolfmother as I'm typing this

[inknowad]

Im Kaitie

I like to dance and music

[ferko1995]

im amber i love to sing and love comedy's so ya pretty much

[LexieJade411]

I'm Lexie... I'm 16...

I'm Hispanic, White&Italian

And, I just subscribed to you a

few hours ago...

So, Yeah.. (:

[foolfreak45]

Uh My name is Kelly im 19 and i really think your cute and funny and since your cute i have been watching your videos since the first video i watched how to do the ninja glare and you were cute back then i think?

[katie50786]

heyyyyy!!! im katie im 15 think ur really cute and have 9 pets :)

[xMarte94]

Hey, my name is Marte, I'm from the Netherlands and I'm 15.

You once sent me a message and since then I've been watching your videos.

They're really funny :D

Okay, byebye.

[natt9kiki3nicole11]

hello Im Nattali from CA

im 16 and a half!!!!!!!!

omfgee i like ur purdyful skin!!!

ahhhhh and uuuuuu i love sports and to cheer

[meldb1998]

Hii!! im Melanie! ur Cutee!! im from Ohio! :) not gonna tell u anything else!! :)(:

[abbibabybaby]

heyy my name is Abbigail

i am in cheer and i live in Tx and MI

[LadyKathyCat]

Haiiii Im Becca!!! nah ha ha im just kidding.

Mai Name is Kathy,

i have 27 cats at home and growing

I play Guitar, im canadian, but i live in Aruba....Erhm, you sent me a message and i replied, but chu neva replied backkk. So yh. Remember meeeeee?

Anyway, bai bai!! :D n_n

[TheJoeOnYT]

I made a TAGGED! or five fact video. SO if u want facts aabout me then WATCH IT ON MY CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!

[Bonniiiiiiie]

I'm Bonnie. :D

I surf, Have blonde hair, I am wearing a lifeguard hoodie and I just gave you 4 facts....

Owrrrr, Rebel. :D xx

[AlNowMann]

very nice

[Shadowspore1]

Hi im alex

u sent me a message a LONG time a ago

i like the rest of ur vids

i subcrsibed to u so yeah

 i love food and friends and my favorite show is Invader Zim

[KakiIsSoNinja]

My name is Kathryn....

I am not really a Ninja even though thats what my user name says ;P

and I'm wearing a disney PJ's and striped socks now :D

[irocksoyoudont]

im Maleeka (ya i know its a... unique name) and im canadian too so everyday i hope that i run into you

[Ladilump56]

well, my name is Kaylee. im crazy enough to find exactly where you live. im puerto rican/spanish. i live in canada too and im 14. also, your videos are awesome

[ww3fizzan]

heyy im valesha

im puerto rican filipino

and im ambedestrious(which means i can write with both hands) and i will be puttin a video of me doin that soon

[ThatCrazyiPodKid]

umm...

I wear shutter shades

i play 5 instruments

[1234catsrock]

hi im kristin

im goth not emo

and im addictd to the internet

[greekgogo12]

hi im george :P

im allergic to chocolate

and umm.. i wannt my youtube channel to pwn.

[Kateshorty]

you should grow out your hair

[hollzieeeee]

ur hot but y u going on about all that o.o

[2meninachair]

i love chocolat !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 chocolate

[WrittenInSharpie]

lolwth

[NatandDavidLover]

2 interesting facts

1. I hate ice cream

(everyone thinks its so strange)

2. I write songs on the piano and guitar

[mylesnoodles]

nice video.

[46ser]

Please unblock me mylesnoodles.

[JacobIsMyWerewolf]

who ever is calling him a fag needs to fuk off!

[nirvanakid247]

u canjust look at my channel or page what ever its called if you realy want 2 know about me.

[bitchybitcher]

Alexandria

16

i can b a bitch

& ur hot

[sethsaintsomers]

im seth,

1. my Godfather is Eric Clapton.i wouldnt be surprised if you didnt belive me, but it's no jk.

2. i play tennis.

[marz3177]

ur a faggg!!! ur left nostrel is bigger then ur right u fukin freak!!!!!!!!!!!!! go makeout with a guy u homo

[JoeyBlink182Fan]

i think you're the freak because you pay attention at those completely uninteresting things!

[phunnyplace]

he said put 2 facts bout yourself lol so you wrote that

[imfamoussk8]

i faild my maths exam this yr

and

i have a weird habit of snapping my fingers before i drink

^_^ BYE BYE

[lovelovebullen]

My name is Abby. Im 15...

Fact 1: I am addicted to the computer

Fact 2: Most girls dont think your cute... but oddly... i do!!

[worldsworstcooking]

umm well theres seven of us and we are funny lets put it at that. k. 8p

[Jo3yMicro]

I am Joey

1) I am a youtuber

2)I live in canada

[MakeMyBrainMelt73]

ur a fag

[sceneybean1]

the names bond,james bond

1)i once gave birth to a puppy

2)i like chocolate milk

&& IM A GIRL YOUR CUTE!(:

[cutgirl150]

my name is florence

1. i live in canada, vancouver just moved in!! <33

2.i love playing littlebigplanet on my playstation!! :3

[notnormalbuzz]

your hot!!!!!!!!!

[PartyGirl1210]

heyyy my name is teresa.

1)I know almost all the lyrics to almost all eminem songs

2)I love ur vids

[gotmilkmutterfuka12]

I love you and I my name is Alex.

[foryrux]

Name Cory

Im a girl

:p

[welovepies]

My name is Kathryn

1. I'll be visiting your website

2. I live in England

[aisha980]

1).my name is aiisha

2).i play piano and violin and i like you alot

[Devotedlamb19]

My real name is Mark and I love music (particularly Mariah's music), writing and reading fiction as well as comedy.

[taken1069]

my name is Vader

fact 1 i rule

fact 2 I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skittlezzz23]

My name is Selina.

Two facts about me (not so interesting, but w/e) are:

1. i was born on Easter.

and

2. I play guitar, teach myself to play songs by ear, and i write my own songs.

=]

[aveyond1]

my REAL name is Raven and I like music.

[operationidiot]

my name is.... Fedacini

1) i forgot

2) i remembered!

[tomboygirlhottie911]

gotta girl friend drummerguy00 i mean simon?

[japanrocksman]

Lizzy

1 Piano

2 Fall asleep in classes

[rejamisonv8]

my name is rickey. i don't really know me that well.

[clairerox29]

My name Is Claire

1) i play electric and acoustic guitar

2)i like ur vids.

[MyBashful]

my names christina

& im a huge fan of comedians :)

[avrilfan2love]

one-OOOO i am meeee (wow i sound like london timpton from suite life... what my little sis watches it 24/7)

two-im addicted to music/youtube/myspace/facebook­/twilight/life/dancing/being a teen/girl/annoying my little sis as much as possible

[DOTS2177]

my name is nikki and i my fav color is purple

[theJTway4]

1) My name is Justine

2) I'm in the mood for a taco rite now

[Mat5rice]

my name is matrice and im addicted to chinese food

[tiffany123456789ky]

my name is tiffany and i like pie

[sadspong3]

1) i think i have the right genitalia to be a guy

2)i cant spell if it would save my life

[brandonwwemaster]

im a drummer

i need a girlfriend

[NatandDavidLover]

hi :)

[ttwoohoo]

My name is Toby

1 im a gamer

2 i like to play sports

[KWestSinga416]

1) I like to watch movies

2) I can put my fist in my mouth :D :D

[sadspong3]

oh woww

[Mjolnrus]

Oh yeah, and my name is TOMMAY!!!!

[Mjolnrus]

Uno: I play guitar and drums (and I don't suck, I'm not a gay poser).

Toes: I LIKE TO BLOW STUFF UP (and my floor tastes like tacos on fire covered in a festive klezmer style Harry Potter DVD's that never took release because Amish people dont have DVD players....... or electricity... much).

[TheSexyKitten12]

1. I have 4 Brothers

2. I am very creepy and scary

lol im not joking

lol jkjk

[volleygurl21]

heyyyy im emily!!!

♥1. i love to sing... i wuld post videos of me singing but i dont have a web cam :(

♥2. i love to play spoets!!! *volleyball, basketball, and softball.... etc.....

[InsanePlane123]

lets see here

1: i love games in general if there good, not to hard

2:i hav lots trojans on my computer

[Spoiledd7]

1. i love music!

2. I love to dance and sing even though i suck at them :)

3. the only thing im actually good at is being a cheerleader!!!:)

[Delta9704]

1.) I love chicken and food period.

2.) I love video games

[ArchuletaLove88]

1. I can kick really high

2. I LOVE popcorn!

[hmpoofinator]

1-i just got my eardrums raped cuz i clicked on this video with my volume up wayyy too high.....

2-im secretly a ninja...an invisible ninja....an invisible orange ninja...

[hinata09rox]

1.i skipped a grade (DONT KNOW WHY XD)

2. I CAN DRAW REALLY GOOD!

IM A FILIPINO!

[1307DanySaix]

1 I am currently 17 turning 18 soon, which means I can now buy all the stuff I could ever want on those advertisement commercials!

2 I like to dance XD

[Nichael6]

1 im in a band my nickname iz saint

2 im 12 and im 5'8

[EvanessaRainWoods]

2 things about me?

I doubr you will read this but Ill comment anyway.

Umm I write lyrics, poems, books, northing sappy though

and

Im in a band, there are seven people, stage names are the seven sins and I am Lust

ta-da

[demonicbeauty94]

1. I LOVE music (heavy metal, rock, punk rock, pop rock,)

2. I love drawing, playing the piano and 'm trying to learn the guitar. I was a fasilure at drums ]:

[shenellelive7]

1. i love to laugh

2. i love to listen to music

:p

[twilightlillipop]

1. Love field hockey

2. ♫Love music♫...especially rock..nt da screamo kind tho...=S

[sk8rchi18]

1)i love music and comedians

2)i love animals, and a sucker for boys who have semi long hair..........................­.so basically yea

[TheMonkeylover11]

btw ur amazing-tastic...2 things about me... i have 2 personalities

1. calm-i LUV to play piano

2. COMPLETE PHSYCO-i like to e completely random and yell things out like "MY PURPLE PANDA ATE MY LEFT BIG TOE"

[MaddyandAmyTV]

1. I have a webshow!

2. I'm fifteen:p

[SpunkRansomLuvur]

baha your awesome xD

hmm

1. I love twilight

2. I have a boyfriend who lives in Texas!

hah :D

[Chelseyjo09]

1. I'm eighteen and am entertained by teenangers like simon.

2. I'm horribly allergic to bees.

[Cruekay95]

1.) I looooooooove music and singing anything music related. Love 80s hair metal (retro rock)

2.)I'm 13 :P

[IHAVE1ARM]

1. I love gaming!!!

2.I'm portuguese ^^

[purplecocoa]

1. I can put 5 spoons on my face without them falling off.

2. I live in Canada.

[GahnFilms]

why is this video featured :P

[alwayzdayoung1]

Simon is cute!

[nekoqueen22]

well...for one I am a poet two I enjoy watching very funny things.and just because everyone keeps coming to me I am a girl and I am 18 just so everyone knows.

--

Sent from my Helio Ocean

[XxStateTheObviousxX]

1. Music is my life really.

2. I'm allergic to milk. ;)

[armagydon]

Adrian-Romania

1.i used to have long hair,now i shave my had every 2 weeks

2.i don't have a drving license but i drive cars almost every day

---your cool simon, i will subscibe---

[Otakuuuuuuuuuu]

1.hii i love to laugh so i like you guys that keeps me entertained :D

2.today my pizza didn't come, im mad ¬¬

i want my pizza

3. i love pizza

pizza pizza pizza

[0KHDB0]

HEY ! lol .

- 1 . my names kiana ariel halvorsen :D

-2. i think if you got to know me we could be good friends

[luv4asherandjared]

1.I'm Filipina-American

2.I love listening to music=)

[haplot123]

1. I have a ps3

2.i know how to skate board

[IHAVE1ARM]

PS3 FTW!

[HunterToJumper]

1) I'm a generally happy person

2) I ride horses, and love it, my idea of a fun ride is when my horse is hyper and tries to buck me off =P

[bu2kiti]

1.love to sing

2. i always know who likes who

[hito078]

how do you know who likes who? u mean ppl tell u? or u can just guess? PLEASE tell me, its really cool

[rhopp14]

1. I am overly obsessed with MCR and just music in general

2. I didn't have my phone i would honestly die

[ninjalicious16]

1. im in love with chocolate milk and vanilla yogurt xDD

2. my uncles camera has no sound :OOOO

[apples2apples100]

1-i looove to dance

2-ive danced since i was 3

[SportsFan014]

hi,it is sportsfan's friend!!! gay video!!! noboby cares about your facebook or wwebsite!!! but u seem cool

[cyber2loco]

1. i like sucking

2. i have a dog and we masturbate together

[Zagchan]

1. I can make clothing out of duct tape... my prom dress is made out of duct tape and so is my wallet.

2. I hate texting with a flaming passion, and I dont like talking on phones at all so yeah... ^^

[Stephen7349]

1) play xbox ALOT! COD 4 mainly

2) without a phone i would die.

[krantos666]

1 fact im tall

2nd fact i dont have a cell phone

[elizabethvmartinez]

im elizabeth

1) im 16

2) im a lifeguard

[krantos666]

your a life guard thats pretty cool i was thinking about becoming one thats why i joined the swimm team

[mollypuppy411]

I'm 12 and i looooooove dogs labs

[JamesAndMikeTV]

HEY YOUTUBE! WE ARE 2 TEENAGERS (13 and 15) MAKING VIDEOS!

WE ARE CANADIAN JUST LIKE DRUMMERGUY00

We have been on youtube for 5 days and already have 400 subscribers! Check our videos out and it would be really appreciated if you could subscribe!

thanks anyways :)

[AlphabetSoooopee]

- I am jealous of people who can make videos and wish I was brave enough to do it

- I am a surf lifesaver (in Australia!!)

Ciao

xx

[Wipemeplease1]

1 I am 15

2i like xbox 360

[TokeyoGirl]

I'm Brittany

1) I'm 15

2) I'm engaged

[WiPFiSIiS]

HAHAHAHA

owned

[TokeyoGirl]

what's that suppose to mean?

[TheMidnightVampires]

nickname-midnight 1) i read all the twillight books. 2)im emo.even tho i dont completely look it

[WiPFiSIiS]

wow

you're a fag

[krantos666]

if hes so bad then why would you take the time to comment his video your just a stupid little person who has no life and just sits there and makes fun of ppl for trying to entertain ppl

get a life.

[hvlah]

thats true =)

[Zagchan]

Wow your an ass!

[pupununuu]

im jorrel.

1) im 13

2) i cook

[GuermanVFrolov]

1).I was originally born in russia

2).love to hang out with my friends

[grothgul1]

im alexis

1. i love to sing alot but im not very good

2. i am proud to be canadian! :D

[BrittyLove94]

Brit

- I am in Loove with cows

- I write poetry out the wazoo!

[kitt3nzsilver]

Im Chealse

1)I play piano(really good at it)

2)i have an awesome singing voice won

second place in a contest with it XD

bonus* i absolutly LOVE laughing

[rokin123]

Sarah

1. For some reason when I was younger, the one account I never got was myspace because I thought I would get stalked

2. I giggle whenever cute guys talk to me, and thats weird cause I prefer simulating conversation

[x97chanel97x]

Chanel

1. I love to ride horses they are my life i have to of them.

2. I have an facebook.

[marielamabux]

i'm Mariela

1) i love shanedawsontv , swiftkaratechop, nigahiga, livelavalive n u

2) everybody seems to have interesting lifes, exept me...

[darleneytheweenie]

Im Darleney...

1. Im atheist, but its ok cuz im the awesome atheist =]

2. I live off of porn.

[KARLIEandKATELYN]

Im Katelyn

1) Im Indian, Irish, Polish, and somethin else. haha. not sure

2) Im the shortest outta all my friends because Im 4'9"

[missjaja13]

Im Jahvon

1.) A profesional dancer at 13yrs old

2.) Im a hasian mix of black white french mexican and irish (USA)

[dodgeydog]

I'm Cole:

1.I'm a total nerd, but I don't look like one or act like one.

2. I'm awesome at soccer!

[lulu123m]

kayla -

1. I have two famous ppl in my family - josh wald (look him uppp!!!) and Jack Chanin (magician).

2. i actually like reading - but dont worry im not sum weird nerd/geek

[smellycatrulesxX]

im nisha

i know my thing says im like wat 19 or somethim, but ill be 13 in oct.

1. just after a few seconds of laughing i start crying (i hate it when tht happens)but i love laughing.

2. im TERRIFIED of spiders times 10000000000000000.

and may i throw in 1 more fact... :p

3. i can NEVER remember anything. im always forgetting stuff.

[erinandmarleah]

duuuuuddddeeee! yourr fine, son!

yes that's right, we are your parents :)

[angelineebaybayy]

hmm . your cutee :)

[kzuluaga5]

1. i curse in almost all my sentences

2. and im scared of coak-aroaches lol :)

[pimpinallmyhoes]

im zach

1. I love to ride four wheelers and dirt bikes.

2. i love porn. lol jk, i love to joke around and mess with people

[chickendivider]

im Brandi i have a whole in my heart (its true i sware) and i have a brown spot in my right eye

[PoseidonXIII]

1.) I love Greek mythology

2.)I'm good at basketball

[jonnybonnie12]

yweah

[outrayjess]

I'm Jess (the jess part of outrayjess duh) and i'm turning 15 in september.

1. I can do something from pretty much every branch of the arts (acting, writing, visual art, instruments, animation, and YES this does include comedy)

2. I have a SCUBA diving certification and I've been sixty feet below the surface at age 12 (yes i know i don't think i was supposed to but i swear there was something interesting down there)

[jjcoolgirl10]

Im Funny(I Guess,Cause Eveery One Laughs At Me)

And Im Random...

[MoanyDechlan]

Ok ehhh

1.I Play Guitar

2.I can slam a revolving door

[iluffchinchillas]

aight.

1. I can play 6 musical instruments

2. once I've made a friend I have a hard, almost impossible, time of letting them go no matter what. Unless they're complete asses, excuse the french of course.

[288Monica1]

- well i luv dragonball z and um wat else .....

[NYCxboox452]

Fact Numero Uno

-I can't whistle or snap my fingers

Fact Numero Dos

-I hate white rice

[supershockez]

I'm a girl dispite what everyone thinks,

I unicycle (I just wanted to do something diffrent)

and I meet my best friend online and we've been friends for 7 months... :-P don't call me a freak or I'll never call you one thats a privlege to be called weird !!!!

[bhemmie]

Im a Ginger

Im a guy, that does Cheerleading

If u think im, gay,jacked up, exc...

Whose the one around a few hundred ladies everyday??? Not u ME! :)

[Chiascomputer]

1. I'm 3/8ths Italian.

2. My favorite fruit are strawberries.

[2Emily7]

my name is Emily nothing speisal about that uhhm i have a really weird tast of music if you dont belive me visit my channle

[ShakSaa]

my name is shakil

i am in a wheelchair

i love too make videos on youtube..

trying to make parter

i live in toronto...

[teddybeargal11]

i've lived in Australia, Singapore, Massachusetts, Colorado, and now i live in Virginia.

i don't like eating m&m's, pretzels, and chocolate chip cookies.

i can sing, cook, and i'm really good at playing the flute.

[SuperMonkeyblue]

i play the guitar and i think fred is annoying

[jetthawk13]

sup, two facts: i have a unique name, it's Jett, and uhhhh you know how some people can like touch their feet to their heads while laying down well i can put them under my neck, should i make a video? yes... but i dont have a camera so maybe someday

[teentalk2210]

i am a cheerleaderr :) i hate when people tell me to be quiet!!!

[2Emily7]

we would soooooooo not get along ;) lol

[EmmaR300]

herea one i love brown eyes

[666PlagueRat]

Im miranda but i prefer Jimi cuz the nigt before i was born my aunt had a dream i was gonna be a boy named jimmy but i was a girl named miranda so she calls me jimi haha and i sing if u want to c mmy youtube channel to hear it's 666plaguerat check it out and sub

[brandy17love]

well...... im kinda retarded but in a funny way..:)) i mean my retardedness makes people laugh=] noo lies and im multitalented i think......i can sing,dance, and act:) i totaly tricked this guy by leading him on and the truth is i really dont like him but that was kinda mean. sorry jonhathan but yeah that 2 interesting facts about me:) love u always

[patsvideosnco]

Hey Drummerguy00 , I used to love your videos, but i am getting a bit bored of them now, so i hope you make better videos, or i ain't subscribing!