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From: MrPauly1992
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  • 36 people are Muslim

  • @3:40 retarted

  • enough bloody butter

  • omfg lol i have helgas bread that same butter the same mayonaise and always have sundried tomatoes.. im italian... lol

  • I'll make you a sandwich anyway

  • LOL,,,,,

    

  • can i put tofu on my sandwich??

  • grab the ham if your mum or dad bought it, but if your muslim... umm awkward

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  • lol his funny.... omg how much butter did he put on dat bread.. loll

  • Those accents make me piss myself 

  • So good

  • that sandwich looks fucking disgusting besides the sundried tomatoes! still love ya pauly

  • those 36 people couldnt make this sandwhich

  • You do a pretty good job. What don't you make one yourself? <---- First thing that came to mind :D

  • YOU CAN DO THIS? DO THIS? DO THIS? DO THIS? okay.

  • He is trying to be danny right?

  • "Sundried tomatoes and putin em' on there!"

  • "YOU'VE GOT YOUR BASE SON!"

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  • hahah,,,, amazing

    sent it to alll my guy friends

    

  • You wanker. XD

  • hahahhahaaaaa i fuckin loveee pauly ! xD

  • that's probably the first and only time Pauly would ever make a sandwich...

  • some of life's lessons... ON HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING SANDWICH!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

  • Dose anyone find this a bit sexist?

  • smart one

  • @TheJokstersx no shit sherlock

  • HHHHEEEELGAS

  • @falkruin watdoya mean *where we belong* i would make this sandwhich but men can cook. and u no watsfunny u just insulted the male gender because u basically just said tht only women can cook. i am not saying thx but i am saying u r a huge RETARD. dont bag ur own gender and dont be sexist because ur nvr gonna win win

  • fuck i remember watching this at 3000 views

  • Lemonade just rolls off the tongue butter*

  • any girls in the kitchen were they belong making this sandwich?

  • i feel like a ham cheese toasty now mmmmmm

  • "lemonade just rolls off the tongue better" hahahahahaa

  • 2:16 JUST TAKE IT OFF!

  • maybe your mum might of bought it

    maybe your dad might of bought it

    I don't give a shiiiiiit

    looooool

  • the noise at 2:15 bahahahahaha

  • You rock I saw you other day

  • @MrPauly1992

    YOU AREN'T FUCKEN NORMAL YET I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU MATE!

    Is that normal, loving somebody who isn't normal? Oh gosh, <3

  • loving the accents

  • lol this guy has to much time on his hands, but hilarious!!!!!!

  • seems like you know how to make a sandwich. why dont you just make your own fucking sandwich lazy cunt

  • Talking all nicely sounds like a sweetheart then.. bam, on how to make a fucking sandwich funniest video Paul

  • mayonaise and butter? haha mind blown

  • WE HAVE THE SAME BREAD BRO!

  • dont stab, not good!! ahaha

  • BEST VIDEO EVER

  • He's having the time of his fucking life.

  • ha, he wanted a sandwich from his girlfriend but ended up making his own.

  • Hahahha you put on the best English Accent.

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  • LEGENDDDDD!

  • you should go on jersey shore.

  • if you know how to make a fucking sandwich, why get someone to make it for you. Get off your lazy ass and make your own fucking sandwich

  • look at tags

  • this guy is a fucking legend :D !!!!

  • use this as a guidantce into my pants...

  • @mollystack13 your mate?

  • that'd actually be a fucking delicious sandwich <3

  • use this as a guideline to make one of the many sandwiches you will be making ;)

  • HELGA BREAD

  • butter knife, dont stab, not good, okay.

  • butter knife, dont stab, not good :D :)

  • me and my friends made russian names. our names are mila, helga, and olga. such sexy names

  • this is why its a womans job bahahahaa whatta icky sandwich!

  • all he did was prove that he can make his own sandwich...

  • sun dried tomatoes and put them on there HAHAHA

  • dude ur fking hilarious

  • how much butter do u want bra

  • @SheSpiltTheCoffee You know he's just joking right no need to be a little shit.

  • make your own fucking sandwich

  • He's quite pretty; i'd bum him.

  • GET SOME SUNDRIED TOMATOES HAHAH LOVE THAT BIT

    <33

    #1 fann

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My stomach hurts now XD That was great . "Lemonade"

  • at 3:19 he sounds like Neil from Art Attack! lmaoooooooooooooo

  • lmao... when you say Helga you sound like the lollypop lady at my school who calls me Heidi every time I wear my hair in plaits...

  • Im gonna teach you some of lifes lessons....  LIKE HOW TO MAKE A FUCKING SANDWICH :] Best accent:D

  • u have go the best accents ever!

  • Lmaoo i love you pauly u r the funniest cunt out bro!!

  • i keep sayin lemonade but im jus tryna say mayonase! idk !

  • that's ALOT of fucking butter...

  • @caramelapplecrack margarine*

  • i love the lil scream he does after saying almost finished!

  • LOOLLLLLL!!!! it just seems like you've been eating really crap sandwiches and you're finally letting your frustration out..

    and btw a sandwich isn't a sandwich without lettuce. you gotta have lettuce.

  • ill slap the shit out of that fool for the simple fact that he just taught billions of girls in the world to put butter in a sandwich! -___- smh

  • thats one good sandwich pauly!

  • maybe euopean food wouldnt taste like shit if youd stop putting butter on things butter doesnt belong on

  • @skinnycopdude24 I totally agree. Who the fuck puts butter on a sandwich?

  • bahaha ;) good tips i got from that ;)

  • "sun dried tomatoes, just put them on like that. Sun dried tomatoes, just putting them on there. Looks very delicious, looks very yummy. Grabbing my sun dried tomatoes and putting them on there." <---- fucking legend.

  • i know this is a joke and stuff but what is men's fascination with just a sandwich? like, why not something not so... basic lol.

  • @cupcakespasm666 because women were only put on this earth for this simple and easy task. And that is all they are capable of.

  • @guitarplayer3602 Then if that basic thing is all WE are capable of, then that means men are not intelligent enough to make one themselves to make a ''basic'' sandwhich? Idiot.

  • @cupcakespasm666 of course men can make a sandwich. but it makes sense to assign women the task so that men can do more important things that women are not capable of.

  • @cupcakespasm666 i know ayy, fuck its a sandwich its not that good, theres shit loads of other food out there

  • your hot!

  • HELGAS BREAD

  • this is weird!

    

  • mwaaaa love you tooo <3

  • LMAO! oh my god. Make sure to follow pauly on twitter guys @mrpauly1992

  • THUMBS UP IF LORENA SENT YOU HERE!!!!!

  • you got your base, son

  • fuck your so good at accents ! hahaha legend !

  • FUCK YOU PAULY!!! YOU BASTARD!!

  • i made a sandwich right after this video

  • i respect women...... most of them." LOL

  • hahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!

    amazing!

    

  • YOUR WELSH ACCENT IS SOOO GOOOD!

    i'm asian btw xD

  • how much butter do you fuckin want mate xD

  • i literally wrote da ingredients down :) <3

  • 2:47  HAHAHAH!

  • I love sandwiches and don't mind makin them for guys but wat is it with men and sandwiches? Is the perfect sandwich the secret to a good relationship ??? O.0

  • hahah read his tags

    Pauly Teaching Women How To Make Sandwich Bibi Girl Put Out! Funny Hilarious Bored Horny. Virgin

    bahahhaha

  • yuck. you seemed attractive up until this vid.

  • if its so fucking easy make its yourself mate :)

  • Helga's bread, gotta love it, its so wog

  • thanks to this video, i now know how to make a sandwich <3

  • Gotta remember that one: ham, cheese, sundried tomatoes and Mayo - the Pauly sandwhich!!

  • LMFAO<3 You're so funny :) me and my friends watch you everydaay.

  • is the bread.... HELGAS!? lol

  • haha, i'm a girl n i reckon this video is the shiz, i'm not offened by it, nice video Pauly

  • This guy has no girlfriend. 

  • Sex god.

  • Lol funny dude

    But man I'm hungry now haha

  • funny shitt

    

  • I keep saying lemonade but I'm supposed to be saying mayonnaise! hahahahahahhaha

  • Make a soundboard app please

  • YOUR ACCENTS ARE SOOO GOOD! xD

  • sundried tomatoes!

  • All you idiots complaing if you don't like it, why the fuck are you watching ?!? I'd make you a sandwich anyway :)

  • Where about in the world do you live?

  • Ahaha, some of you guys need to caaaalm your farms, It's a joke, as he clearly stated in the description..

    Ahahah but this video, soooo good.

  • thats a shit load of butter dude

  • thats not fucking cheese!

  • I just fell inlove with you.

  • no lettuce?? LOL :P

  • someone punch him in the face

  • Wait hold up! Pauly can i use any bread?

  • It says*

  • Apparently in the description Iraqis it's a joke so why don't you fuckig read next time? Fuckface

  • Apparently you know how to make a sandwich, so why don't you do it your fucking self next time?

  • hahahaha, your accents are fuckin amazing

  • I will gladly make your sandwich any day

  • BEST ENGLISH ACCENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You used the same knife to use the butter and mayonnaise ....

  • Put a fucking shirt on.

  • hahahahahaahaha

  • You get butter knife no stab not good :) hahahaha lol hes hilarious

  • HAHA He was high when he made this. :)) Funny stuff.

  • 26 women STILL cant make sandwiches

  • well if you can make your own sandwich i guess u dont need a girl in your life.

  • I fucking lolled

  • press 5 for Say Wut?

  • this made me hungry lmfaoo :P

  • press 3 sounds like penis

  • dont sing either, its not attractive LMAO

  • LMFAO PRESS 1 INDIAN GUY

  • Yum yum..... and i'm not talking about the sandwich ;)

  • Ofcourse i'll make u a sandwhich

  • Fuck, gotta make my missus watch this & set it as her ring tone or something .. but WTF is with the sun dried tomatoes!!??

  • lmao this cunt is fried..... hes like me, when im home alone

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  • i feel like a fucking sandwich.

  • LMAO @ 2.49

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    spread the lemonadeeeeeee

  • LMAO you just made a really good sandwich. dunno why the girls gotta do it for you:P LOL *no one take this comment to heart, im jst joking

  • HAHHAHAH

  • Babe you already make a good house wife. You can make your own sandwich ;)

  • ahahahahahahh !!

  • SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES

  • you just made a sandwhich.. see not that hard is it ;) hahahaha

  • no joke you have the greatest accents. be an actor cuz

  • do i do it topless to? xxxx