Duke Nukem Plays Halo Reach (Halo Reach Machinima)

[THEMEXICANCAKER]

im an equal oppertuninty pussy licker, even though i cant find one. : - <

[Omega4Productions]

Lol. Duke Nukem says Power armor is for pussies when he's wearing it right now!

[Batpod05]

what's the song being played 1:51 onwards?

[Righteousclaim]

"I AM THE DUKE."

[thebestsniperofhalo1]

0:00 skip ads

[funny5953]

I laugh at 0:41. And 1:20.

[HotRod3451000]

Wow.awesome machinima . As much as I like duke I cannot image him replacing master Cheif.

[DanTheEnigma]

Holy shit. A GOOD Machinima video that doesn't have a series?! *sees cats and dogs raining*

[shadowninja251]

Duke nukem has no buisness playing halo lol. Could anyone imagine duke replacing master chief. Or even competing against him?

[icereaper88]

@shadowninja251 i could see him competing against master cheif for five seconds then getting a broom handle up his ass, and master cheif saying who's the king of this world now bitch as duke cries in the corner.

[NameChannelGeneric]

@icereaper88 I could see Freeman kicking both their arses. ( TBH Duke as a firefight voice would be sweet )

[TheLlewe]

Fuck This Video.

WHY THE FUCK WHOUD DUKE PLAY THE GAME LIKE THAT!

Go Fuck Off And Make Jon St. John Do The Voice Of Duke Nukem In This Video.

Not Just Classic Shitty One's.

[CynCellArby14]

@TheLlewe classic voice=better duke voice

[xvideoxgamerrx]

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!?

making bacon

[TheMetalfan123]

u should do one about the Thing (Fantastic Four). when he said IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME the idea came to my head. sorry for bad english

[R33C399]

thats me!!!! my clan tag at 2:16

[xX117xxspartanX]

Buzz off! Take that you dirty rat! Lol funniest thing ever

[Madman87587]

Hey! What was that about, I was just tal... DIE!

[MinecraftMan0072]

144 pepole got killed by duck nukem

[rosko67]

i see dead people rofl what is that a reference to

[Galenbarz]

>>-----( Knee )---->

[GlarshKenkston]

thumbs up if duke nukem wud b a sick firefight voice

[BlindSniper305]

duke sucks. 

[thebenagal2]

hey wats up teamat-

buzz off (betrayal)

[milontua]

Ive never heard so many terrible one liners ! LMAO

[WetFroopLop]

this gives duke nukem too much credit, that game fuckin sucks

[Lekgoloful]

@WetFroopLop You're fucking kidding, right? The oldschool Duke Nukem games were freaking epic. You're probably talking about "Duke Nukem: Forever" It's made by Gearbox, not the original makers of Duke Nukem, but even then, Duke Nukem: Forever was epic too..

[manofblackops]

I please where I go.

[snedegang13]

fuck im going to miss disco 2:01

[awesomeness1791]

fuck you you piece of shit

[Caoshunter23]

No balls of steel wtf

[countercole1]

i used to be a spartan, then i took a broom handle in the ass....

[klemmetje1]

@countercole1 NOW this is a funny variation of the knee joke

[Helljumper327]

@countercole1

ur taking something in the ass

[MinecraftMan0072]

@countercole1 NO IT ARROW TO THE KNEE LOL jk

[JJNOLIMITZ]

take tht u dirty RAT

[joexer1]

*Hey what the hell

*die bitch!

[Recon159]

I like the fake laughs

[Monkeyfurshur]

that was great

[IIIIITHE1IIIII]

thats some badass quotes right there...

[Reptiliarable]

...Am I the only one interested in knowing the name of that song during his killing spree?

[Altairfan441]

@Reptiliarable took the words right out of my mouth. i wish i knew by now :P

[Kpam93]

@Reptiliarable The song played during the killing spree is called Bar Music from Duke Nukem 3D (PlayStation 1 version)

[JJNOLIMITZ]

theres 2 ways this can end and in both ways i win

[danielOconahap]

Duke's getting a new overhaul. It's inevitable, DNF was a disgrace!

[CoolCorey502]

Duke Nukem sucks

[warzone461]

@CoolCorey502 STFU!

[raychristianTV]

i thought toby was tqalking

[FilmShortsTV]

I thought he was going to kill his teammate again for the very last part

[VidGameFreak1177]

how about chuck norris plays halo reach

[warzone461]

@VidGameFreak1177 He cant now he knows Duke Nukem is on Reach.

[MrPopeye232323]

is it me or does duke sound like mr burns from the simpsons

[forkstastenice]

@MrPopeye232323 trust me its just you

[ironwolf9999]

ha ha

[Heater294]

Duke has the most unoriginal lines EVER.

[MrFendisteel]

Shit nvm comment fail load *faceplam* fail

[MrFendisteel]

No comments? ........first! :3

[kivanc903]

@MrFendisteel -.-

[AlbertWeskerfan100]

this should have been the official trailer!!

[TheDwan443]

2:49

LOL

[username111166]

"It's my way or...Hell, it's my way!"

"My Guns bigger than yours!"

ALL HAIL THE KING

[DucksOfSprite]

Duke nukem 4 presitent

[hunter65191]

"hey wat the hell man!?,i was just"

Die bitch!

[aparzoo]

This video makes me want to play Duke Nukem. Duke Nukem 3D, I mean, not that pile of crap some people are calling Duke Nukem Forever

[MultiMrblade]

Im an equal opprotiuniy asskicker!

[smashbrosvids1]

i have a ps3 but i like wtahcing vids like this

[george2p]

@Haukthefurry that´s the funny thing XD

[venotheshoot]

I See Dead People.... *dies* Damn....

[jackshit40]

10 facts:

1. You are reading this comment

2. you are realizing that this is a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three. You're checking now

6. Your smiling

7. You are still reading my comment

9. You didn't realize I skipped 8

10. Your checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again

11. You are enjoying this. You didn't realize there are only supposed to be ten facts. Copy and paste this to ONE video and tomorrow will be the best day ever

[MrsPsyfic]

@jackshit40 Thats the most not working things ever since i only succeeded fact 1,2 and 7.

[MasterMickkaG]

DAMN HES GOOD !!

[ExaltedHamster]

Oh look, Sandy Ravage is playing halo.

[ERivera177]

1:16

He should had the Sniper Rifle or the Rocket Launcher. You know my gun is bigger than yours.

[george2p]

make DOOMGUY plays halo reach

[Rolfchoppa007]

@george2p how is that possibly funny the guy never talks...

[george2p]

@Rolfchoppa007 it could be funny if they make it correctly, even without voice,

just imagine it, a crazy guy killing everyone XD

[Andy50k1]

groovy ;D

[sumrandumguy11]

rest in peices

[moisesf606]

make more of these lol.

[WanaPlayDrums98]

tobuscus can do the voice better

[zmantenney]

that is hilarious

[IVANLULE]

i thought power armor was for pussies?

[Snipesor101]

@IVANLULE it's not green!

[MyTherookie]

@IVANLULE that's not power armor, that's his ego armor

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

@IVANLULE his power armor isn't turned on, it's more like 3 tons of dead weight right now

[GnosisZX]

@IVANLULE duke tried to take the armor off but could not

[bannana171]

@IVANLULE thats why its called duke nukem PLAYS halo reach

[ShadowFireKnight]

@IVANLULE this is how he learned it was

[tratorta]

@IVANLULE yes it is, but apparently stupid nerds on the internet need to show otherwise to feel better about their gay fantasies and basement dwelling and their love for some Micro$oft cock.

[Protone1995]

@IVANLULE you played 2 much fallout, welcome 2 reach

[MrAmag123]

groovy!!

[7inkEnjoi]

This video is because duke nukem couldnt be in a good game

[deadlypanda234]

141 people got a broom handle broken off on their ass

[spongeter888]

its clobbering time! *dies* ...son of a bitch!

[illneverbeapro]

2:10 sumthing caboose would say

[1522smileyjr]

they should make steve te bandit play halo reach so he could say heyo. steve is from the borderlands webshow

[CharmieKid]

I never liked Duke much, but this was hilarious.

[Unseengenie]

i wish they had this as one of the firefight voices that would be the bomb!

[falsanswers]

ewst in pieces....

[ForgeFTW]

such a deep voice

[random0review0vlogs]

141 people dont like bacon

[firered1207]

i see dead people!? haha what the hell!? totally random!!!

[Ragefire11]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAKIN' BACON!

[negetif]

Making Bacon lol

[halodomanater69]

Hey ur amazin! Wana play another game with us? U guys suck! ROFL

[LEGNDKILLAS]

hey whats up new teammate....

"BUZZ OFF......TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY RAT" LOL

[holycrap989]

you invisible headshot scripting cheater!

[Darklucy100]

XDD

[XxBlackOpsxX27]

DIE BITCH DIE XD XD

[megaluigi33]

DIE BITCH! lol

[BautistaFreeze207]

@proplayer132able I think you're holding them XD

[DuketheAssassin]

You guys suck xD

[proplayer132able]

Where is that BALLS OF STEEL

[1stSgtEllis]

Hail to the king baby!

[shadownikk]

Duke Time 1:50

[JD12345J]

Wouldn't he be red?



[anthony91516]

makin bakon spelling fail

[airhog19]

my gun is bigger then yours. lol

[GOLDSPECTRE77]

the laugh at the end reminds me of SHODAN from system shock 2 :(

[playerkyle13]

soFallen you create the best comedy films on halo by using actress voices and characters from games and you should get paid alot of money for this (That's if machinima dose gave money to there employers) keep create videos for your fans and machinima. I may say no other machinima employer can create best comedy films from halo than you, you are better than anyone else.

[dabears17x]

@playerkyle13 Duke Nukem is an actress?

[playerkyle13]

@dabears17x no. if u read it right i said for actress voices for Example: Vin Diesel willy wonka etc and game characters: Duke Nukem God Of War Modern warfare 2 lack ops etc these are the ones hes done, do u understand now?

[dabears17x]

@playerkyle13 Vin Diesel and Willy Wonka are women? #mindblown

[playerkyle13]

@dabears17x u haven't watched "Vin Diesel plays halo 3" or "willy wonka plays halo Reach"?

[dabears17x]

@playerkyle13 Well, according to yo, they are women. Why would I watch it if Vin Diesel is a woman?

[playerkyle13]

@dabears17x do u even know who Vin Diesel is? hes a male superstar actor not a woman, and dude think before speaking.

[dabears17x]

@playerkyle13 According to you, he is an actress. You really are retarded.

[Rembobotom]

@dabears17x Not only are they women, but they were in the non-existent "Lack ops"!

[dabears17x]

@Rembobotom Seriously?! Imma go watch that!

[CoolMarioHead]

what are you doing? makin beacon thats my rigtone

[Eliteoawesomness]

my gun's bigger then yours

[ThaDecka5]

This is one of the best ones I've seen from soFallen yet! When are you guys doing Alex Mason from Black Ops?

[blastthedragon]

"I go wherever please, and I please wherever I go" XD

[117dnl]

there is an app in the apps store where appear all the phrases of duke nukem 3d and is free, also there are from bulletstorm and duke nukem forever

[Citrussd]

buzz off

[cooldude8260]

YOU GUYS SUCKKKKK

[xgl5]

lets go and get a cold one ^.^

[zxsSharpie]

duke nukem zero hour music!!

[bobthemanlybob]

139 people arent makin bacon

[XxDurazxX]

Halo fag

[wawa865]

@XxDurazxX troller fag

[XxDurazxX]

@wawa865 lol ok Halo fag

[Deeplightning1]

lol thats one too many dead space marines

[bako12ful]

Hehe, WHAT A BOSS!

[warmonster86]

im an equal opertunity ass kicker

oh is that right

yyeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh

LMFAO

[dx2010shawn]

jhonney cage vs duke nukem

[mrman517]

@dx2010shawn In a world's biggest douche bag contest? I think Nukem would win by a long shot

[dx2010shawn]

@mrman517 i dont think jhonney cage would have a chance in worlds biggest douche bag but i was talking about which one was the true and better one ( Jhonney cage ftw)

[fireballofdoom4]

u guys sucked

[hellraiser5671]

Duke nukem is not a pussy he would never snipe he would only shove the rifle up the enemy teams ass and bend it sideways

[1JCAJ1]

What happen to Battle Armour is for pussies. Hypocrite lol

[TheAirSoftDude45]

What are you doing?! Makin bacon lol

[halo3sparten]

2:38 reese's pieces I win

[ichavahalo]

You wanna play another game with us? You guys suck! Lol

[muthalika97]

i thought the "its clobbering time" is the guys line from fantastic 4

[muthalika97]

Making Bacon

[sam91hp]

This makes me want to play halo reach more O_O

[AssassinsFail]

lol good stuff 

[Craigocky]

Power Armor is for pussies!

[TheSh1tjustgotreal]

@ Co11ider just because there's a vid like that doesn't mean plagiarism haven't you seen how many vids there are of some character playing halo ( captain price, general sheperd, Kratos) I'm pretty sure they have been making vids like this way before that vid

[CatalystBlu]

if i had the same team with dukem, i would avoid seeing him

[BLOODYMITTENZv2]

hey billy

[OneBigHaloFan]

I need a weapon



[DeadPheonixFX]

You Forgot the epic "Time to kick ass and chew some gum but i'm all out of gum"

cmon dude how the hell could you miss this

[neonbeast18]

he kinda sounds like steven hawkings =/

[InDreamForever]

"You guys suck"

What a line! Classic!

[r3v0lt3d1]

You forgot to add the one iconic duke line!

[Spectre3554]

@r3v0lt3d1 I've got balls of steel.

[RDdaNINJA]

Now do Call of Duty...... and Battlefield......

[karikthething]

LMFAO!

[lolwtfrofl100]

brock lesnar looks like duke nukem

[maddyxbabyyy]

I like pankakes

[hellhunter359]

i think rest in peices would have been good for a gernade kill :l