The Worst Conversation in a Movie Ever

[me700gnomes]

This is just exceptionally awful. 

[movieboyandco]

The sound in that clip is better than the one in most student films.

[AhhTheyreInCahoots]

Its MST3K not Star Wars.

[GGGriggs]

Okay, who's idea was it to have Star War's IG-88, Bossk and a small pylon be seated in the front row...?

-_-

[didgeboy287]

@GGGriggs can't tell if being funny or a star wars nerd that has never heard of MST3K.

[GGGriggs]

@didgeboy287 I can't say I've heard of it...

[didgeboy287]

@GGGriggs Well in a nutshell, it's really dark. Mystery Science Theater 3000 was about a guy shot up into space stuck on a satellite watching cheesy movies by originally a mad scientist and then continued by the mad scientist's mother. The show was a great, campy excuse for a 2 hour show of a guy and 2 robots making fun of bad movies. Run MST3K in youtube and see what you find.

[PNI2]

sounds like the teachers from the peanuts cartoons

[FRANKENBERRY64]

yeah i was thinking blahwawawawawawa bah

[irvingcsaltzburg]

i've got a pathetic but don't worry, that affects your kidney failure

[bigboy45454545]

Looks like Nicolas Cage in his new movie, only the acting here is better.

[outnaway]

But they missed the best line:

"Nothing runs like a Bulgarian car!"

[face4radio]

shitteeeeee sound

[517anon]

Is a trend. Lmao

[aaallleeexxx62]

What is this movie, Attack of the Mushmouths?

[RealParadoxBlues]

God rest your soul, Ray Dennis Steckler. Your reach exceeded your bounds by so, so damn much, but at least you tried. Lord, did you ever try.

[MadScout]

@RealParadoxBlues: Yeah, but not by much...

[elstroshitnonstop]

i'm going out for some heroin you want some?

[fuzzyslippers87]

♫ Schick outta shape! ♫

[TheLackofattack]

@fuzzyslippers87 NO NICKS OR CUTS! COMFORT AND CONVENIENCE!

[Shadowlit001]

Damn, Nicholas Cage sucked just as bad back then as he does now...

[RaptorRex89]

Nicholas Cage & Sean Penn in their early years.

[fifakev1234]

1:28 sounds TOTALLY like marshall from how i met your mother!! :D:D:D

[Sygi5]

@fifakev1234 totally !! :D

[FSUDavid1]

Hey Jim,

Thanks a million.....you were dead on the money...it is in segment 4/10. I truly appreciate your help. By the way, if you were to recommend the absolute funniest segment and/or movie on MST3K, please advise. Thanks again.

David

[deathbydough]

sounds like quacking noises I once heard a cat make

[FSUDavid1]

Does anyone have the scene from an MST 3000 movie whereby women are running in both directions, on some island, in an attempt to escape from an unknown beast/creature or group of savages? In the scene I am trying to locate, either Crowe or Tom Servo says "THERE MUST BE KENNEDY'S (ON THE ISLAND)" ...or something similar, but they definitely mention the Kennedy family. Thanks.

[JIMBEGG1]

@FSUDavid1 Fire Maidens of outer space?

[hippocrit123]

the guy in the navy sweatshirt looks like Eminem xD

[ThePinkMan]

Just got done watching this movie. This video confirms that it wasn't my TV's fault the sound was so bad.

[CofuciusSays]

Loved the beginning line: "I'm going out for some heroin. Do you want some?" LMAO

[atarizilla]

yay mst3k

[cbrandom]

Someone needs to tell the sound guy that he needs to recharge the potato that he recorded the audio with.

[thull21]

@cbrandom Glados nnnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[Bradhahn14]

That car goes from 0 to 50 in... about a minute.

[ChrisAgs88]

What the hell is Nico Bellic doing there?

[Popcultureguy3000]

I love how he speaks the same nonsensical Italian gibberish that Mario & Luigi speak in the Mario & Luigi RPG game series.

[perplacymp]

Man, that's Rick from Trailer Park Boys!

Get out, Rick! If the first minute is any indicator, then "It's gonna blooow!"

[ringbearer1420]

@perplacymp Did you know The Boys and The Bots are a perfect parallell? In the same way Frank and Dr. F and Randy and Mr. Lahey are TV's greatest gay villain couples.

[perplacymp]

@ringbearer1420 what gives!!! That is so true! It feels like I just fell through the veil of the world. :0

[MichRockHop81108]

That car goes from 0 to 50 in about a minute. LOLZ

[hiphopguru81]

That's Sean Penn's mutant twin

[Skull10]

The audio is so muffled, I can't understand what they are saying.

[tryme113]

The title of the movie was funnier than the entire video

[AshleyMarkPomeroy]

The "transcribe audio" thing is hilarious. "Electric. Technically rebecca rebecca secure those days and sister forget their I'm able to come in - invalid, but I thought about that! I kind of a bit invite baroda plo steven muslim has fallen?"

[communistrecords]

@AshleyMarkPomeroy Through definitely military and everything ok?

[AshleyMarkPomeroy]

@communistrecords No matter what anybody says, I will not compromise passing through the door. I thought for a moment it might try and learn, or get better over time, but obviously not. I wonder how it deals with the Cocteau Twins?

[communistrecords]

@AshleyMarkPomeroy Becoming a frequency of roadkill date.

[MysterySTForever]

Whatdoyouthinkwecameherefortoe­at?

[ThreeCatsScratching]

One guy looks like Sean Penn and the other Nicholas Cage

[yagamijase]

Anyone else think that guy looks like Nicolous Cage?

[OneEyeWonderWeasil]

@yagamijase YES I WAS LIKE WHY THE FUCK IS NIC CAGE IN THIS?!?!?!?

[3ISAMAGICNUMBR]

"vadashamindeefama."

[MysterySTForever]

You talk funny, you feelthy peeg!

[wonkeaux]

this makes me want to pull my own head off. >.<

[10stripJ]

watch out for snakes!

[dukes0916]

RIP Cash Flagg! You will be missed!

[LangostaProductions]

could anyone understand what they were saying cause I couldn't...

[Tenjikurounintube]

Get your tickets here get your tickets!

[Hankandthetanktops]

ed oneil ?...

[MegaAstroFan18]

Nicholas Cage would go on to ask a woman how a doll got burned and beat up women while wearing a bear costume.

[rayblack2004]

we have other lines to do lol

[blakiecakes419]

Both would go on to be voice actors for Charlie Brown's teacher.

[jgq85]

0 - 50 in about a minute.

[ctdsnark]

Take those goddamn kazoos out of your mouths!!!!

[Thanos6]

I don't know what's worse: the sound quality, or the fact that I've seen this episode so many times I can make out ALMOST all of what they're saying.

[jsnake01]

lol @ 0:34-0:40

[ivanvalerian]

ROFLMAO @ 1:02

[WatchMyAwesomeVideos]

LOL, I can't even make out what they're saying

[MansonFan64]

is that really the name of the movie......holy balls.

[TheRealUweBoll]

What was so bad?

[ShadowSoldior]

It'd be nice if I could actually understand the dialogue in the movie, I'm sure it'd at least be partly more funny.

[jbrown1169]

@ShadowSoldior That's why the MST3K guys are making fun of it. It's a horribly made movie and some of the dialog was completely inaudible. And I'm sure it doesn't matter what those two guys were saying, you just need to hear Mike and the bots, the dialog itself wasn't meant to be humorous.

[rkkim]

Crow: I wasn't "slippin". LOL

[frenchfrey65]

hey when was crow popeye ;D?

[foxyfaefife]

Any lip readers able to provide a full transcript?

[directorlog]

I need captions.

[jimmyjoe007]

I'm going out for some heroin. Do you want some?

[plendzion]

the blonde guy should share his hair with the other one

[TitusYorick]

recorded inside of a Saltine Tin across the room.

[ToshRems]

Thats not Cage guys. lol.

Thats Ray Steckler.

[TheDeviousMango]

Wait...that's Nicholas Cage?! Eewww! Still nasty!

[charlyyo21]

What is this movie? the robot in the cinema looking the movie, mmm i see this sometime...but i can remember waht is the name of the movie..

[jeffeastwood15]

@charlyyo21 The show is Mystery Science Theater 3000, the movie is called "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-up Zombies."

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

@charlyyo21 Mystery Science Theatre 3000

[Drez26]

What did you think we came here to do, reeeeeead?

[dtonbassist]

@sclark10 he has a bird for hair. your argument is invalid :D

[TheNEWfilmfanatic99]

It's Sean Penn and Nicholas Cage

[DejectedPanda]

Best dvd commentary

[FlippinBooks]

"Sound, are you getting this? Well, we'll move on. We've got a lot of other lines."

And that's what you call "optimism".

[tldragonking]

* SNOOOOOORRREEEEE * oh, sorry did i miss something?

[ACCool]

He's hiding a bird in his hair!

[rsmandudeguy]

See i killed those guys and it was just a fog after that. lol

[DaimondInTheRough]

Sounds like their on old time radio

[MST3K86]

See Nic Cage and Vladimir Putin in their thrilling film debut!

[redgrant63]

he's a treasure

[CoTeCiOtm]

I wonder if the makers of The Sims got inspired in this conversation to make the Simlish language...

[murdock283]

I think my shick is out of shape, guise.

[JKid67]

It sounds like the actors have pillows over their mouths.

[galgacusferox]

"Yeah, I was thinking DABSCOOBEEABEESBADOOSH too."

[animenice]

"Sound are you getting this?" LOL!!!

[SteevDragon67]

damn! I never knew richard speck was in a documentary!

[myronfalwell]

To make matters worse, Atlas King - the guy wearing the striped shirt - was a GREEK actor. As if he could be understood any other way.

[Turbosoaker41]

I wasn't even paying attention to the conversation.

[rinoz47]

That was the longest ten minutes of my life.

Get your tickets here.

[spiritof78]

Almost oscar quality compared to most the dialogue in "The Room"

[CrownedDaemon]

OH HI OSCAR

[Gomess]

The short-haired guy is the director, by the way, folks.

[DenOfVipers]

Yep, Ray Dennis Steckler, under the almost heroic pseudonym "Cash Flagg."

[Freebleeper]

Figures

[electricmastro]

just as fucked up as the title

[DarkAbsol8811]

What an incredibly long title!!!! I could never catch the title. My mom taped this episode off the T.V. and the tracking on that part was never great! This may very well be the WORST conversation ever! GO MST3K!!!!!!! I died laughing! It gets me every time!!!!

[Lollertron]

im in fucking tears

[sidDkid87]

Well, they were supposed to be mixed up Zombies ...

[Front2422]

1:10

[Beamteam204]

0 to 50 in about a min lol

[NOUFGT]

the popeye voice at 1:02 nearly made me shit my pants

[encliticcopula]

They speak like the adults in Charlie Brown cartoons: "Wah wah wah wah wah."

[dayatthehouse]

bla bla bababab bla blabla bla. LOL WOW, what acting and writing!

[VohnExel]

LOL, I like in the movie where they're like "It's NIcholas Cage!" Or something like that.

[ademaplanet101]

omg we discovered a new language

too bad no one can translate

[bLuDcLoT06]

"oh i c, dere isss no engine"

[HeroOfCanton99]

Nicholas Cage

[MrAnderson1985]

Sound are you getting this? No? Ah well move on there's a lot of other lines.. BWAHAHA

[secretgoldphish]

Is this Esperanto or some sort of language twins teach one another?

[Ayame814]

Viva MST3K!

[Muppio]

Are they speaking in Sim?

[mykebl]

the orgin of niko bellic

[KillerGrooves]

Remember, whe casting for your film try to hire actors who've only been in the country a week. They're cheaper that way. And the audience will imagine better dialogue than the indecipherable gibberish your actors are spitting out.

[Nightweaver1]

wabba blobba nu wee drobba flobba blobba

mabba jabba wah wah wah blah blahba?

mmm? seppa slabba jabba do ding dong diddly do dah day

[mytruepower2]

I actually thought Mike and the bots did an admirable job with this film, but it's just one of those films that's so incalculably awful, that nobody and nothing could really make it very much fun, like Manos. Still, the episode had many moments that I got a kick out of, and I still enjoy listening to Mike and the bots sing about getting their Schick out of shape.

[porkymania90]

Its like Girl in the Gold Boots

[EntertainmentIsGood]

Wow and I thought The Room was bad

[residualbill]

I'm sorry, but the sound is too muffled to understand what they're saying.

I'm sure it's funny. It is MST3K after all.

[matticusprime]

This is in fact what they were making fun of, mostly

[azooma]

Sound are you getting this...? oh... well we'll move on. We've got alot of other lines

[wickedwitchwest12323]

wth are they saying? wait on second thought never mind.

[azumangaking]

ahbagiba jibaginbibadibalib gabablam

[Titannurse]

"See I killed those guys, then its just a fog after that" hahaha. I miss this show

[squeezetruck]

Not even MST3K can make this movie enjoyable. It sucks that hard.

[Shtemlow]

Don't know why your comment got voted down. This movie really is one of the biggest lapses oflogic in film history. It takes an extreme amount of intestinal fortitude to make it through this cinematic cesspool, and it doesn't help that Mike and the Bots aren't exactly on the top of their game in this one. Red Zone Cuba is another example where you can see that the MST3K crew are struggling to stay alive while riffing the movie out of it's sheer horrendous nature.

[Talloweed]

Different episodes appeal to different people, I guess. I think Red Zone Cuba is one of my favorite episodes. "Wattah...thoisty...sick myan!"

[burnmetodeath]

After years of hypno-therapy, my therapist and I finally discovered that the source of my crippling depression was this movie.

[biophys22]

that was funny

[cemarz]

It's bad, but I'm still partial to David Ryder's one man conversations.

[DrSpankle]

Who would of thought Nicholas Cage and Sean Penn would go on to greater things.

[ScarlettPluto]

@DrSpankle HAHAHAHAHAHA! Cage is actually living this way now.

[zyphoid666]

ROFL

[Gomess]

"Hey, it's about time you got up!"

"Well, I had a restless night last night..."

"I know. I heard to something yourself last night. Thought that you were slipping!"

"Craziest dream I had last night..."

"It must've been about that crazy kid, Carmelita uh?"

"Dopey..."

"Come on Jerry, tell me. What happened last night."

"I dunno... I can't seem to quite figure out exactly what did happen. Wanajwdj I don't even remember coming home last night."

[Gomess]

"Sometimes when I go to Joe Don, I can remember things like that either!" "Well I wasn't drinking..." "Sure, sure." "Say, how about you and Angie? Everything ok?" "She made me take a ride home! Here's her kid." "Thanks. Uh, was she mad?" "Not as mad as tomorrow." "Who cares about her mother..." "I dunno, I kinda like her myself!" "Maybe so... Look, I've gotta go." "I go with you! I wouldn't be able to get this piece of junk running anyhow." A plot like no other.

[CJAnonymous]

You are a master translator.

[Necroid000]

warum liegt da stroh?

[kissmeimaidiot]

Well, the strangest conversation I know is from a german pornmovie. It is very well known in Germany:

Woman: Could you take a look at the fuze box?

Man: But why is there so much straw?

Woman: Why do you have a mask on?

Man: Well, give me a Blowjob.

Something like that, I hope I translated it right.

[razbizzle]

lmao i wanna see it i wanna see it

[jrc99us]

*YAWN* I'm going out for some heroin. You want some?

ROFL LMAO!!! X-D

[OonaCanute]

What is it about that guy's face that makes an ordinary, non-violent gal like myself want to punch it repeatedly?

(I mean our balding, blue-sweatshirted friend.)

[heliumtrophy]

Primal instincts. Gets you everytime.

[Ryaan2000]

So considering this movie's budget I think it's entire audio track was recorded on Edison wax cylinders.

[razbizzle]

lmaoo

[blaqmnm]

"Sound? Are you getting this? or...Well, we'll move on. We've gotta alot of other lines." LMAO!!!!!

[saladlegs]

sounds like someone hissing through a loud speaker

[Spoolzz]

What the fuck is he saying?

[Gforce784]

So, this is the worst conversation in a movie ever? Well, maybe the dialogue is bad, but at least they're talking compared to some of the conversations in The Giant Gila Monster, another movie MST3K made fun of. The conversations in the movie are worse in my opinion because you could barely tell what they're saying. Now, those conversations in Giant Gila Monster deserve the title of Worst Conversation(s) in a Movie Ever a whole lot more.

[BrooklynJackBlue]

There's certainly more leg up shots in that movie.

[lefthandman88]

I actually have the movie.. some of the wierdest stuff they talk about in that movie.. and it dosen't add to the movie at all.

[NightRanger77]

WHat movei is this

[kitgrrrl]

That was supposed to be a response to femstarlight. Not sure why that comment didn't go underneath hers/his.

[princesstamika]

It did . . .

[TowahOfPowah]

Ortega Shells are made from people!

[11Jamie11]

That movie is so, SO bad. This excerpt, painful as it is, is not especially worse than the rest of it. These guys must have been out to prove that their high school drama club was wrong to expel them.

[kitgrrrl]

You haven't heard the worst conversation in a movie ever, until you've watched Glen or Glenda by Ed Wood. The part where they are talking about how 'medical science' defines crossdressers, stressing the fact that they are NOT homosexuals...I dare you to sit through That movie!

[obie1963]

Glen or Glenda is an excellent movie. That nightmare sequence predicts the entirety of Lynchian cinema.

[femstarlight]

Putting aside Ed Wood's lack of filmmaking skill, crossdressers are not automatically gay. Ed Wood, for example, crossdressed and was married. To a woman.

[kitgrrrl]

Right. That is what makes that dialogue the worst conversation in a movie, ever. By stating an undisputed fact like, 'crossdressers can marry women,' you aren't addressing the point that Glen or Glenda is mundane, and at times, quite painful to watch. But what made Ed so great is that he loved making movies, and he truely believed they were great! Gotta respect that.