Holy Sht, yee a Guy or Girl ? Wait, it's "Chris Rock" or "Chris Tucker" acting like a Girl, lol ! Anyway, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
So, did anyone know that it is against the law for Teens and Adults to Trick or Treat ? Yea, it is against the LAW, for those who know this, you might have seen it on the News thing a few days ago. BUT, I will trick or treat whether they like it or not, FUCK THEM, FUCK THE LAW-MAKERS, FUCK THE IRS, FUCK GOVERNMENTS, FUCK MONEY, FUCK CLOSED-MINDED FUCKS !
@SuperGTguy He's a boy...I don't know what females you deal with on a daily basis that look THAT strong in the face but...yeah...its pretty obvious that he's a guy. lol
OMG can you talk continuously for fucking 17.11 minutes....By the way r u a boy or a gal?...lol.....Anyway i came here z of Shane......and found out you r his inspiration for shanaynay character...lol
@zarbar2 Lol, I was raised in a Baptist household and I wasn't allowed either. Halloween wasn't ever celebrated. My mom was all "IT'S EVIL! WITCHES RUNNING AROUND THE EARTH! JUST EVIL!!!"
@SoSassy234 That's crazy! Obviously, I say that with no offense intended to you or your parents, but especially being raised in a country like Canada or the US, these are great childhood experiences (maybe not now lol... everything got screwy after 1999 haha) but these events are memories that parents take away. It's nothing major, but it's still a kid missing out on fun.
hahahahahahahaha....the tazer part is freakin halarious...i am not gay BUT i continue to watch ur videos,,its somethin bout u dat draws people to u...again the tazer part was halarious...i laughed so dame hard...i piss on my self...i think its so dame funny cauz i got tazed before by my stupid azz cousin..she did it on purpose nd she made the same face!!!again halarious!!!!
LMAO@14:00 I've said it before and I will say it again, you comedic timing is on point. The expression on your face when you use the tazor is hilarious. I laughed until I cried. :-) Love ya.
Qaadir, I have asked you a thousand times to not make me laugh at my desk while I am at work watching you on Youtube. MY TEARS ARE FLOWING! My coworker hates me because I am forever laughing.
Happy belated bday!! I just love you, you are so awesome. I can always count on you to give me a good laugh and some raw truth. Oh and Happy Thanksgiving. Bless up :0)
lol you are so funny i love you so much. and please believe my pink taizer (hope i spelled that right) is on its way lol. and 21 in spanish is veinteuno
I talk about her everyday hahaha =P. Oh and guess what, I have ALL her music! Bet you didn't know Ron Paul (the man that ran for president) birthed her =P. Get a life you pathetic twit.
YOU BETTA LET THAT BITCH KNOW *tazzzzer* *tazzzzer*
greenmachine271 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Timaya
tazer part was fucking hilarious.
iiHatezDomii 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from Timaya
9:35 the face you made when you used the tazor! lmmfatfoo roflmmatfoo omg
SuperColdshoulder 1 month ago
13:50-13:53 lmao hurt me please bitch im about to hurt you. lol that was to funny the way he said that
shaenasmith669 1 month ago
13:20 - 14:05 . . . the funniest part. Watched it like 20 times.
nataleh 2 months ago
OMG!!!!!!!! THAT TASER SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!
annamae2011 3 months ago
venti uno BTW....i wanna party with u!!!!!!!!!!!
MizzLovely123 6 months ago
Bitchhhhhhhhhh where can i get me a tayzer ? im sure the spelling of that is wrong but u knw what i mean
KCIDL 6 months ago
now i wasnt ready for the taser part,it seemed like it came threw my computer,it scared the shit out of me,lmao
777lovelady 6 months ago
"Hurt me?! Bitch please I'm bout ta hurt you!!" ROFL *dead*
NaturesGirl85 7 months ago 5
damn you made me feel like i was there!
face2facechick 7 months ago
"it was wackafuckindocious" LOL!!
jlcakes29 8 months ago
lmfao i have watched the taser part like 10 times. && im still in tears.
uhohitsjazzo 8 months ago 22
Haha I love how pumped you are talking about your Halloween celebrations! lol your mind leaves your voice/mouth waaay behind! Much love xx
shoehorn13 9 months ago
Hecccc naw my heart jumped out my chest .....that teaser seriously scared me
csweetviolin 10 months ago
What the name of the song playing when u start showing your pictures?? I love it!!
kierahmax 11 months ago
That tazer was toooooo funny I'm still laughnn
jwifemeup9 11 months ago 8
Tazers are just out there for the public to buy now!?!? Wtf.....smh..
ytfjordan 11 months ago
@ytfjordan Yeah man.. I was in downtown Atlanta last week and a guy was selling tazers like hotcakes!
Jeffrizel1986 9 months ago
viente uno
cloberrie77 11 months ago
9:34 at the gettho gurls i go to skool with oh mah motha fuckin gaddd gurll dat waz scurry az hell....,.
im4florida 1 year ago
hahahahahaha omg funnyyyyyyyy wow I was not expecting that tazer ohhhh mann lol
jasminekh121 1 year ago
"cuz if you get up of that stool bitch---BZZZZZP" hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
DACNewsNetwork 1 year ago 4
I'd really love for you do do a video on your life and why you were raised in Islam. It seems like an interesting story.
TheUnderagedLiar 1 year ago
you scared me wit that taser omg
stuff5514 1 year ago 3
lmao 9:35 - 9:36 Priceless
nillakush1 1 year ago 3
THis is soo.. lol!! omg you better not EVER tkae this down lmaoooo
FleurRebelle 1 year ago
Lol me to I jumped so hard the first time he did it.
IAmMeMyra 1 year ago
THAT TAZER SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!!! BUT THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY.LMAO TIMAYA
msmjtube 1 year ago
@msmjtube lmaoooooooooooooooo me too hahahahahaha
stuff5514 1 year ago
wow my 21sr birthday was nov 2 last year your only a day younger than me .... happy belated 22nd
and as soon as i finish this comment, i WILL be shopping for a tazer, i sure will!
vnllawytchkltblndie 1 year ago
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vnllawytchkltblndie 1 year ago
lol i had earphones in my ears..i felt like he tased me..lmao..his face wit da last taser preview was priceless @ 14:03 it was sum like madea
diddy23223 1 year ago 2
What the hell I have seen atleast 30 of Qaadir's videos but that TASER took me by SUPRISE chile.
presspass123 1 year ago
Holy Sht, yee a Guy or Girl ? Wait, it's "Chris Rock" or "Chris Tucker" acting like a Girl, lol ! Anyway, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !
So, did anyone know that it is against the law for Teens and Adults to Trick or Treat ? Yea, it is against the LAW, for those who know this, you might have seen it on the News thing a few days ago. BUT, I will trick or treat whether they like it or not, FUCK THEM, FUCK THE LAW-MAKERS, FUCK THE IRS, FUCK GOVERNMENTS, FUCK MONEY, FUCK CLOSED-MINDED FUCKS !
Dragnoxz 1 year ago
omfg the tazer part scared the shit out of me..lol..
GorgeousGemini23 1 year ago
I don't no why i find it so funny when she says .."and things of this nature"
CurlyBap17 1 year ago
Talk so Fast !!!!
nutza650 1 year ago
How do you talk so fast and don't faint? I admire you. Really. This isn't sarcasm.
Vedrana993 1 year ago 2
dammm noww i want a tazer lol idk if i spelled it rytee but idc
milkiscool23 1 year ago
are you a boy or a girl? Seriously i cant tell at all!
SuperGTguy 1 year ago 2
@SuperGTguy He's a boy...I don't know what females you deal with on a daily basis that look THAT strong in the face but...yeah...its pretty obvious that he's a guy. lol
GorgeousGemini23 1 year ago
Lmao. Danny Phantom? Wt?
CheyenneTechno 1 year ago
was tht a gay parade?
lopas961 1 year ago
i sfounds syou osn sshane sdawsons! (no offense, J/K)
pakiet96 1 year ago
ARE YOU GAY
Mouegly123 1 year ago
it super funny how we like all got here because of shane dawson lmao
freezee290 1 year ago
lol brrrrrr ra tah!
Michellephoney 1 year ago
No offence, but I don't think it's humanly possible to listen to you for 17 minutes.
Bixalaine 1 year ago
Shane dawson favorited this video..
Cthulhelios 1 year ago
I am a Muslim an I love Halloween and enjoy it every year
You have very strict parents:(
D:
MrABODY666 1 year ago
LMAOO!! ALLL THAATT!!!
AliciaDeNinja 1 year ago
OMG can you talk continuously for fucking 17.11 minutes....By the way r u a boy or a gal?...lol.....Anyway i came here z of Shane......and found out you r his inspiration for shanaynay character...lol
dudeawesome87 1 year ago
@dudeawesome87 lol same here! he/she really reminds me of shanaynay haa...(:
katieISkitkat 1 year ago
how... how... how how HOW!! How can she talk this fast for 17:11 MINUTES!! OMIGAWD!
1201rico 1 year ago
LOVE THE TASER
LovingKeikoKubota 1 year ago 2
WATCH THE VIDEOS I HAVE POSTED UP THANKS YOULL GET A KICK OUT OF THEMMM!!!
KidBeIowMeSuckz 1 year ago
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KidBeIowMeSuckz 1 year ago
17:11 of SHANANAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRex1999 1 year ago
Girl, you are awesome ;) ...I actually have a friend who is the nephew of Jimmy Hendricks
howaama11 1 year ago
Veintiuno!! :P
Riskaybiz 1 year ago
now I know where did shane got inspired to do Shananey... lol
adenina3210 1 year ago 2
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adenina3210 1 year ago
BITCH!!!!!
98gran 1 year ago
nov. 3rd is my b-day 2!!! scorpios ftw! XD xoxo
artofsunshine 1 year ago
OMG
dimass358 1 year ago
" And when that bitch walks up you just pop that switch and......"
journalist1820 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
why am i watching this?
TheAbazo 1 year ago
LOOK!! I FOUND SHANAYNAY!!
JazzMustah 1 year ago 79
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lawyer0715 1 year ago
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lawyer0715 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
are you a girl or a boy
link0192 1 year ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
fucking fag
BAPEYUMS 1 year ago
hehehehe, look at the slave picture in the background HAHAHAH
GothicRose2 1 year ago
Im proud that i listened to the whole thing without a brain overload!!
mcLOL486 1 year ago 2
Does it make me a stalker that am here because of Shane ? ;D
goshdranitalex 1 year ago 16
@goshdranitalex hell no haha i mean he ^^^ is someone i already watch from time to time but yeah i did it cuz of shane too xD
ArtsiesPres55 1 year ago
@goshdranitalex yup
PilotOfTheCaribean 1 year ago
@goshdranitalex I hope not because that's why I'm here too.
naflower05 1 year ago
Why do all gay guys have 2 be hawt! -.-
MyBella89 1 year ago
@MyBella89 well thats not wierd at all
2sing2me 1 year ago
Hahahahaha 17 minutes
DeGrAsSiFrEaK222 1 year ago
STOP TALKING!!! °_°'
gnonguii 1 year ago
...oh god.
waroki11 1 year ago
8:20 .... XD
xxunceunce1xx 1 year ago
shane brought me here but i was already subscribed to Timaya
CuTePuRPlePRiiNCeSS 1 year ago 7
wtf tazer lol caught me off gaurd haah i want one!
MouthUrVidz 1 year ago
editing dude, you should try it out.. video is frikkin 17 minutes!
Tehgreenerlantern 1 year ago
shane ;d
agatika2662 1 year ago 3
yeah shane brought most of us here, this guy is so gay, and im so gonna favorite this
Mdiddy315 1 year ago 6
this is the longest video ever...... SHANE
syntheticSsyndrome 1 year ago 5
this is the longest video ever...... SAHNE
syntheticSsyndrome 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Looks like shane is into gay black dudes huh .. XD
papapaumamamao 1 year ago
shane ios into gay black dudes huh ...
papapaumamamao 1 year ago
Shane Dawson brought me here
tastemypixel 1 year ago 5
shane dawson's brother from another mother? heridory ledgendaryness
cahal360 1 year ago
Thumbs up if shanedawson Sent you here
levinchau123 1 year ago 8
Shane brought me here
jeimy98 1 year ago 2
Shane favorite this vid :D
Slipknotkiller11 1 year ago 5
Shane Dawson
TeamStefanXOXO 1 year ago
It's the male version of Shanaynay! :D
blackbelt4ever 1 year ago 4
oh my, oh my...
Poffsie 1 year ago
hahaha xD
AHHHxZOMBIESx 1 year ago
shane
siusherry 1 year ago
shane favorited this vid!
nbosilj8 1 year ago 6
She or he ? I rlly hav no idea.
HybridACEx 1 year ago
thumbs up if shane brought you here!
T4hEugene 1 year ago 330
@T4hEugene He brought you all the way here? Did he carry you?
jibberjabber98 1 year ago
@jibberjabber98 he carried me ^3^
T4hEugene 1 year ago
@jibberjabber98 no dumbass he liked a video and brought us here
MsPrettybrowneyes22 1 year ago
@MsPrettybrowneyes22
ssddd = same shit different day dude -__-'
daisybell4 1 year ago 2
@MsPrettybrowneyes22 no dumbass he just liked the video he didn't brought you here
jibberjabber98 1 year ago
@T4hEugene hhahahaahahahah you right
MRsaudTV 1 year ago
shane dawson sent me :)
EllieThomson95 1 year ago 7
shane dawson brought me here lol seen he liked this video lol
KareamTV 1 year ago 8
@KareamTV
same here XD
Aoyagino 1 year ago
@Aoyagino lol phew
im not the only one haha hmm maybe
shane watches others to get inspiration for his characters
KareamTV 1 year ago
@KareamTV he faved it :P
moronpnut227 1 year ago
wow, you speak much
turtuolisrichis 1 year ago 4
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turtuolisrichis 1 year ago
are you gay ?
evhezm333 1 year ago
@evhezm333 you think? xD
osolinprimoz 1 year ago
hurt me, PLEASE bitch im bout to hurt u!!!!! lol
keyterable 1 year ago
It's Viente Uno Lol.
66212345 1 year ago
Dead!!!! at 13:40 to 14:04. LMBO!!!
Vivalacious 1 year ago
Your parents never let you go out for Halloween? Hell no! Mine did-- I'm Muslaaam too.
zarbar2 1 year ago
@zarbar2 Lol, I was raised in a Baptist household and I wasn't allowed either. Halloween wasn't ever celebrated. My mom was all "IT'S EVIL! WITCHES RUNNING AROUND THE EARTH! JUST EVIL!!!"
....I was like "Wtf? I just want some candy" Lol.
SoSassy234 1 year ago
@SoSassy234 That's crazy! Obviously, I say that with no offense intended to you or your parents, but especially being raised in a country like Canada or the US, these are great childhood experiences (maybe not now lol... everything got screwy after 1999 haha) but these events are memories that parents take away. It's nothing major, but it's still a kid missing out on fun.
zarbar2 1 year ago
hahaha! i love dat taser part!
jazzylovesmikey1992 1 year ago
Girl <3 <3 <3 hahahahah I Love your ass ! hahahaha
juanmora19910209 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha....the tazer part is freakin halarious...i am not gay BUT i continue to watch ur videos,,its somethin bout u dat draws people to u...again the tazer part was halarious...i laughed so dame hard...i piss on my self...i think its so dame funny cauz i got tazed before by my stupid azz cousin..she did it on purpose nd she made the same face!!!again halarious!!!!
Quisy95 1 year ago
Hahah! :) i love the tazer part! It scared the heck out of me! I was ROFL
sugurpuff101 1 year ago
OMG i love the pics! the body contest was a HOT mess! where did you get dat tazer from??? i want one =)
jazzylovesmikey1992 1 year ago
ahahahahahahahahahaha "sir, mam, dog, cat" u make me laugh soo much i wish u lived in london x
1991STARSKY 1 year ago
ahahahahahahahahahaha "sir, mam, dog, cat" u make me laugh soo much i wish u lived in london x
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budellababy 1 year ago
lmfboooooooooooooooooooooooo at the tazer...me and my mother were dyingggg when you pulled that out...def. didn't expect that!!
Liyahbeat 1 year ago 3
YES HONEY!! Ain no need for fighting when you can just shock tha hell out of em! Im sooo loving all of your videos!
Newmepj 1 year ago
Omg!!! Everytime u pull out that tazer I die!!!!!! Ur so funny!
thekingspoet 1 year ago
omg mama you reminded me of madea when you busted out wit that tazer!! lol i love you sweety sweetheart!!
Stripling25 1 year ago
p.s. that hot bod contest was a mess.
whysored 1 year ago
bitch, this is nobody's naomi campbell hahaha
whysored 1 year ago
ur smile is priceless sweetie
kbella61484 1 year ago
LMAO@14:00 I've said it before and I will say it again, you comedic timing is on point. The expression on your face when you use the tazor is hilarious. I laughed until I cried. :-) Love ya.
ZCamil 1 year ago 4
LMAO I LOVE YOU LOL that taser omg
livvyworthen13 1 year ago
me ecanto se ve que esa fiestaaaaaa estuvo demasiado buena adamas de que de pana necesito uno deesos tazer te amo saludos desde venezuela
ps : twenty one = veinte y uno
themrkurosawa 1 year ago
LMAOO @ 9:32 I definitely need one of those my damn self.
lilmisstemple 1 year ago
lmao, u had me dyin when u pulld oout the tazer!! ahaha
BrandonLewis16 1 year ago
lmaooo oh shxt i needa get me one =]
cherrys881 1 year ago
lmfao.....you are awesome
DFreshastar08 1 year ago
That tazer ROASTED!!! I died. Thank you for the laughs. *favorited*
Masillini 1 year ago
Too funny! The taser caught me off guard.
lulugoescuckoo 1 year ago
great Vid Q!!! loveeee u!!!!!
TrGreaves2090 1 year ago
Qaadir, I have asked you a thousand times to not make me laugh at my desk while I am at work watching you on Youtube. MY TEARS ARE FLOWING! My coworker hates me because I am forever laughing.
mareedatl 1 year ago
THA FACEZ YOU MAKE @ 14:03...DIED @ IT!!! ROFLnnn! lmafo! X-D
Shaykre19 1 year ago 4
LMFAO!!! No u dont have a tazzer!!! wow!!
JAMANE80 2 years ago 3
i could sooo see you as jimi hendrix!!! happy belated bday
oohkillertofu 2 years ago 2
wow tazer. You go hunny!
lawrencecasher 2 years ago 6
he said on that ass...
bara bing bara boom..
;;0
fuzzyrockz90z 2 years ago 3
i think ur a great n i love ur videos
843RUDE 2 years ago 2
i fuckinq love youu. ! omq you be havin me rollin.! &+ that fuckinq tazer scared the shit outta me.
Kayla2O1O 2 years ago 36
hahahhaaha
bitch i will shock that ass.
pprrrrkak! prrrrkak!!
hahah i love you.
i cant believe you have a tazer!
hahahaha
heyyitsfay 2 years ago 6
Loved it!!! You looked like you had a great time!! Love Ya Qaadir!!!!!!
MrsThurman0807 2 years ago 3
Oh snap we got the same birthday!
NewSsT 2 years ago 3
d@mn tht t@zer sc@red the shit outt@ me
mrscrooms 2 years ago 5
21 is veinteuno in spanish aha
marcusdaawg 2 years ago
Happy belated
trustus69 2 years ago
lol nice video!! :) happy belated bday!! :)
also 21 in spanish is 'vienti-uno' lol
drelynNniki 2 years ago
Happy belated bday!! I just love you, you are so awesome. I can always count on you to give me a good laugh and some raw truth. Oh and Happy Thanksgiving. Bless up :0)
collapoppa24 2 years ago
love you hun! ur so awesome!
0123456789naruto 2 years ago
lol you are so funny i love you so much. and please believe my pink taizer (hope i spelled that right) is on its way lol. and 21 in spanish is veinteuno
LadyNewOrleans504 2 years ago
lol @ danny phantom... shock that ass!!!
7CitesChic757 2 years ago
You' ar itching to use that taser for sadistic purposes
madammao 2 years ago
You're hi fuckin larious. Happy Belated B-Day that you share with my hubby! xoxo
pbisor 2 years ago
LMAO!!!!
pofromaz 2 years ago
"expunged" is an awesome word.
dontyoudar 2 years ago 3
the jimi hendrix looked amazing!!!
hollyroses 2 years ago
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fuck u dont ever talk about selena u never will look like her ur fucking gay pendejo caca bitch
thejorgii2009 2 years ago
I talk about her everyday hahaha =P. Oh and guess what, I have ALL her music! Bet you didn't know Ron Paul (the man that ran for president) birthed her =P. Get a life you pathetic twit.
Timaya 2 years ago 30
Chill Pablo. I'm pretty sure we'll ALL look like her one day..as she is dead.
jacqulene 2 years ago
Drill Sargent turned Stripper LMFAO!!! LOL WHY WOULD YOU BE THAT FOR HALLOWEEN LMFAO!
DontRushPerfection 2 years ago