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  • Chicken balls ball boy

  • mushroom mario

  • Chipotle Rehabilitation Counselor

  • Meatball Student.

  • mama luigi

    

  • Fajita Nurse

  • Sushi Sales <-- not bad!

  • Pasta Gamer

    *Fuck Yea stance*

  • Prawn soccer ......

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  • Gummy Bear Molestor...

    Nah...

    How about..

    Jello Marine..... YES... :]

  • Pizza Doctor

  • @EmoWolfRose I am a pizza doctor many nights. -Alex

  • French Fry Electrician

  • Chocolate Actress

  • @aspazzyrainbow Yum! -alex

  • brautwurst driver

  • Butterfly Shrimp Music Conductor

  • Squid hooker

    Sounds okay

  • @Trolleatingpankakes Oh yea...all those tentacles of pleasure. -Alex

  • *3

  • Hot wings go cart racing 3

  • icecream banker

  • soup dance

  • ramen author

  • Stuffing Cafeowner

  • Chocolate stripper

  • Chicken Nugget Pornstar

  • noodle writer

  • Tea Bagger

  • Rice dancer

  • Doesent The Guy Sound Like xJawz

  • its beyonce i thought it was alice keys hmmmmmm?

  • spatzel gaming

    ??

  • Judge Fudge

  • Hot Dog Konvict

    LOL

  • Human Pedophile

  • Chicken Child Life Specialist.

  • Artichoke Study

    Steak Reading

    Lobster Ampgaurd

  • Watermellon Solist :D

  • omg this is so funny X#!!!!!

  • Bwahahahaha :) Salad tosser :o)

  • Pizza Hooker

  • Ok... I'm done.

  • Okra Oyster Floater

  • Cowpea Cheese Sprayer

  • Fish Ball Yodler

  • Cream Colon Carney

  • Sweet Basil Gymnasiarch

  • Dickmilch Urinatores

  • Anelli Noodle Dice Inspector

  • Bimbo Sandwich Gum Buster

  • JussiPussi Chicken Sexer

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  • Moon Balls Fluffer

  • Asparagus Hair Boiler

  • Gemma Wrinkle Chaser

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  • Chicken dancer? No, how about hot pocket president? I've got it! Cheese salesman!

  • Chocolate Student, or Chocolate Gamer :P

  • Gold Fish Gamer

    SWEET!

  • taco spy

  • cheese bartender

  • Brownie Rockstar

  • Sushi Engineer

  • @eagle0468 Sushi Designer ;P

  • Cheesecake Designer O_O

  • taco agent?

  • @grizzabella101 No fucking way!!

  • Vegan Taco Roadside Bum... Yup.. Seems legit.

  • Cheesecake Rockstar

  • chocolate lawyer =)

  • Red Velvet Student?

  • Sushi Middle Schooler :D

  • Banana Analyst or Pumpkin Chemist or QC Cookie

  • Lefse student.....

  • LobsterOfficer

  • Okay, well im the only one who notices, and by god, that fucking baby is ugly.

  • Cheese actor

  • Banana Singer

  • Pizza minister

  • dr. cool sex goes hard in da painttt:)

  • pizza actor

  • macaroni artist

  • Bacon Burger Farmer

  • Blue Ivy sounds like a type of drug in the early 3000s that has a effect of a mixture between acid and pot... Hmmm...

  • Pizza associate.

  • Hahaha funny :) Thanks a lot for the subtitles.

  • Oreo stay at home son.

  • Cheese Cake Student

  • Burger-bike

  • Hot Wings Make-Up Artist.... lol

  • Cheese cake graphic designer

  • fuck it screw the food and ....... thing i like  the store and store like bj champs

  • fudge packer

  • Burrito Journalist

  • A friend of mine would be Sushi Manager lmao

  • Pizza dog walker

  • Cheese Cook. ahahahah.

  • Lasagna MeatClerk-Student

  • Fajitas student

    ^ I'm so naming my first child that.

  • Taco Music

  • cookies cafe

    hahaha

  • cake architect

  • Chili Rockstar

  • taco designer

  • Pasta Server... 

  • Alfredo Designer... not bad.

  • Green Chili fashion designer

  • His name shall be "Don't worry baby I'll pull out."

  • Food + Occupation?

    How about:

    Tea Bagger ;)

  • Celebrities can't name there kids like 80% of the time. Im not sure if it's funny, sad or both.

  • CEREAL KILLER? 

  • @TheUprisingArtist is Killer really an occupation?

  • @DrCoolSex If you are Dexter it is.

    I was going to go with Cocaine Addict by Charlie Sheen beat me to it.

  • @TheUprisingArtist if you're Dexter you're a Blood Splatter Analyst/Cop

  • @DrCoolSex yes true, but when you narrow it down. it translate into killer. Also don't forget about Cereal Hitman, Cereal Killer's brother.

  • ice cream associate

  • @vinnythekid1984 Sounds like you need to go to Ice Cream College for that! -alex

  • french fry editor

  • chicken rice designer

  • Taco creator..

  • Sushi Journo. I love it! Look out, first born! Your name has been chosen.

  • salad ecology

  • Mousse prostitute

  • THIS WAS AWESOME.

    Taco Belle?

  • Pancake gynocologist

  • CHUCK NORRIS... Seems legit

  • @MrSEEGIE And what is it that a Norris does?

  • @MrSEEGIE bad idea...if chuck norris found out, he would go to their house and kidnap the baby, leaving a note in its crib saying "there can only be one" that baby would never be see again....

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  • Ramen Ninja.... I like it!

  • chipotle son

  • Awesome vid!

    Spaghetti Student

  • @QuiteRiQuite Thanks! I like your celebrity name. We're all students of spaghetti. -alex

  • Mango Tapioca Poet

  • Mango Tapioca Poet

  • Garlic Bread middle schooler

  • @MVGamingChannel I like it. -alex

  • Cheese student

  • Fried Potato Royalty Owner.

  • Poutine Student!

  • Toast Bum

    

  • @Tamarawithacamera Oh those toast bums. Always waiting for you to finish your meal so they can swoop in for your toast. -alex

  • Raspberry Dancer!

  • pizza dr

  • cheese botanist

  • pizza player

  • Beef Jerky illustrator

  • Spaghetti Accountant

  • Brownie Actress

    

  • @scorpio1wow I like that one. -alex

  • rice photographer

  • Chocolate covered pretzels Pediatrician... :)

  • mushroom gigolo

  • Lasagne Police

  • Macaroni Doctor

  • @EllysaE When macaroni feels stiff, they go to the macaroni doctor (or into a pot of boiling water). -alex

  • Chinese sales

  • Brain Zombie... hmm

  • Chili agent

  • hamburger marine

  • Pizza jedi.... Thats a pretty good name! =D

  • Hot Dog Pumper xD

  • pizza ninja... =)

  • ricecakes ninja :D

    hell to the yeah

  • zucchini door-to-door vacuum salesmen

  • @PeaceLuverofCupcakes It's got a ring to it. -alex

  • Paster Brit.

  • Pizza Teacher... or Sushi Actor... not too bad :P

  • Bulgokyi Haberdasher!

  • Yam Cowboy

  • M&Ms Rapper... Wait... Sounds like I just named Eminem.

  • @MyOtherUser17 well done, now we know Eminem used our formula.