Porsche Cayenne Turbo 2010

[FSSALS3OOD]

what's the language

[TYFLOL]

this is so much better than the old one!

[opencasket57]

i like the front, but the back looks like its from a Hyundai

[swiftkillah313]

It's funny because this guy has a lot of bad opinions, but he wil never be able to afford cars like this...that must be a really depressing job, driving dream cars that he will never be able to own... That's probably why he always has something negative to say about them

[JoSigurd92]

@swiftkillah313 It's a review you moron, of course he'll tell us about negative aspects about the car, as well as the positive ones. Are you lobotimized?

[swiftkillah313]

@JoSigurd92 You are the moron here, he has rarely any good opinions about any car...

[bennettjt00]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIS VOICE LOL

[mizwa]

Wat een accent!

[andrius0225]

please spek in english

[motoace2007]

sounds like he has a lozenge stuck in his throat @ 0.52, or was he just making engine noises.

[Linternauter]

Could someone tell that idiot we see more of him in the video than the car itself?!?!

[misterjordijey]

Dutch is an odd sounding language, but this dude sounds insane...

[1stelist]

please tell me this ain't dutch ! really have a soft spot for netherlands and said to myself i'll learn it someday ... guess that's not a priority anymore after seeing this ...

[swiftkillah313]

@1stelist Yes it's dutch and this guy sucks...

[henday750]

Does he have something in his throat?!

[S5XS5]

I'll take the last model thank you.

[zeppelin7171]

It's Dutch not German. I don't speak or understand Dutch, but it sounds great.

[hamdanae12]

listening to him, thank god i ma not germen

[racefreak007]

@hamdanae12

? it's dutch not german

[ufomaito]

retarded language

[MrCharming123]

@ufomaito If you think a language is retarded, then you are retarded. This man's accent/specific pronounciation might be weird, but judging an entire language that over 20 million people speak by one person shows you are the one with a mental challenge, not him.

[yugif1]

@ufomaito retarded language? fk ur shitty language -.-'

[9227ricky]

I can talk like him after a few drinks.

[LiakosObig]

what language is this? LOL

[merLin123a]

@LiakosObig Deutsch 

[wilcaz]

@merLin123a Deutsch is German-- this is Nederlands (Dutch)

[livininpoland]

nice review but please can some1 tell me the name of the song! wat is de naam!!!!

[mrnathv]

OMG 4:29 NEARLY A CRASH!!!!;p

[mejawmeyaw]

his drunk or what ?

[Vukmon]

The best test guy ever!!! Objective, with hard foot on pedals & really funny!

[rhidiandavies1991]

Sounds like he's gargling nails :L what language is that?

[garena581]

i come here to lsn to his voice! xD

[r3verser]

igurlin hamani raine  lkubaito sokatono! kokoegg inne mouz :)))

[ContagionMP]

Why is the video description in English? When the video is spoken in Ewok?

[rock3tcat]

@ContagionMP

Press the CC button for English subtitles.

[darkview13]

this is dutch not german

better thumb up if u dont want ppl to ask what language it is

[shanerajcooar]

@darkview13 FAIL

[shanerajcooar]

FAIL

[mindfield666]

das hört sich an wie klingonisch :-)

[MrMuscleMacho]

ALIEN LANGUAGE

[JET997u]

@MrMuscleMacho And to many others in the world, your language sounds entirely alien.

[Werner312]

@MrMuscleMacho Heerr äfertzda?

[ILoveUSA1995]

german sounds better than dutch or whatever this is

[coloreel]

car rocks but that language sucks.

[ncPsychosis]

omg i hate watching these videos because I know an employed 23 year old undergrad student would never be able to afford it - until many years into the future...damn this sucks.

[dimitrijeadzic]

@ncPsychosis hahahahahahahah i hear u man :D

[dimitrijeadzic]

@ncPsychosis hahahahahaha i hear u man :D

[plxplox94]

@ncPsychosis education system in usa sux :(( sry had to say it xD

[rachispretty82]

@ncPsychosis be it your inspirate mate.

Truth be told, this will sound trite, however unless you really really work for something, you can never ever appreciate what you have earned.

looing back, the worst thing that any parent can do is give their children more than just an education and love. The rest they must earn. It's known as tough love.

[mejawmeyaw]

@ncPsychosis haha

[theporksicle]

@ncPsychosis

You can if you get a decent job and want to live with your parents for years to come. Just take out a big loan. A Porsche Cayenne costs c.£150,000 (if I remember correctly), that's less than the average house, so instead of mortgage payments you would have massive car payments. The only downside being a car depreciates in value, a house, normally, appreciates in value.

[Silligk]

@ncPsychosis Have a goal in your life then, you can achieve all you want if you have the power to do it...

[ncPsychosis]

@Silligk One of the better lessons that I'm learning as I'm trying to apply for grad school, is not if I have the power, but if I have the connections.

[Morenito21]

@ncPsychosis you can do anything you set your mind and actions to homie. Be positive :)

[MichaelMellijor]

@ncPsychosis have faith my boy, we all are gonna get one of these.. ^_^

[GlennFalconiVEVO]

@ncPsychosis You can acomplish anything if you want it. It's just alot of schooling you're gonna have to go through.

[TheCuriousExplorer]

@ncPsychosis

Never say "never".

Rather, ask how.

[Almesafer2sh]

i'm 23 years old thankgod and i have new cayenne S :D

[mystikalecho]

@ncPsychosis IF ONLY these current luxury high-end cars were to come out 10-20 years ago, these cars should/would've been so much more affordable for us undergrads / graduates / young adults who like to dream about their favourite cars and turn it into reality a whole lot sooner ^__^ !!

[iiiAwesome]

@mystikalecho Dacia calls you.

[RichardJoash]

@ncPsychosis I really like the Cayenne better

[SilvrBckGorilla]

dodge ram owns the shit out of this junk

[JET997u]

@SilvrBckGorilla Nah.

[erprincifesso]

La macchina dei mafiosi.

[Supcharged]

I think only BMW X5M and X6M can compare to it.

[remi1104]

toevallig opgenomen in Zeeland?

[ramblair32]

last year I bout a lightly used '05 Cayenne Turbo and absolutely love it. Just for kicks I went to my Porsche dealer yesterday to check out the new '11. I feel like the rear lighting arrangement is hideous, also I couldn't detect any increase in horsepower although on paper its more powerful, and in the cabin there are so many new buttons it will make your head spin. Not porsches best car

[lilo689]

I'm from Brazil and I'd rather a Cayenne than a 911, because we don't have good streets and roads to drive with an 911. We don't live in the mud, but our asphalt is a swimming pool, with a lot of holes.

[lilo689]

Wide tires, nice for sand! :D

[Hopelessreview]

wtf 2:25 ='D

[TheCeki1982]

He's from Holland : so he speaks Dutch.

Belgium : Flemish,same as Dutch.

[TomescuCalin]

sounds like the ML63 !!! :))

[Hinloopen]

Ik weet niet of de niet-Nederlands sprekende mensen hier een hekel hebben aan onze taal of aan jou Rotterdamse accent, Wouter :)

[nemurad]

man that language is disgusting..i mean how many cocks do u have to have in yer mouth to speak it.

[crille3998877]

this is not swedish for the oens that believe that..

[SteveSpicerPortsmuth]

@crille3998877

Idiots always think they know. So if they "think" it is swedish, they will never doubt themselves, despite not knowing shit from shoeshine.

Then again, some people are so stupid they can't hear the difference between French and Greek.

[araNjimmy2008]

This man is funny hehehe. Im not insulting his language btw. He really IS funny :)

[dmvalnovikov]

awesome car!!!

[robbo1911]

i have to learn this language next year,,,,,,,fuck

[TheEasyontheeyes]

Wow this is ugly !! Porsche wins the award for the ugliest design of 2010 !!! Nissans look better ..wtf ???

[aabateri]

WHAT A UGLY LANGUAGE! It should be forbidden!

[Necropiet]

@aabateri

Swedish should be forbidden.

[mickeypopa]

@aabateri

What a stupid thing to say. Dutch is a cool language. And so is Danish.

But Swedish? Not so much.

[aabateri]

@mickeypopa swedish is so much more loved world wide if you compare to danish and dustch..... Swedish for the win <3

[mickeypopa]

@aabateri

That's just a baseless assertion. There's no such "world wide" study or poll which prove that.

And even if there was, whether some language is "loved" or not, is a matter of personal opinion.

Just because you love your language, doesn't give you some special insight on how your language is perceived around the world.

Ultimately, you said how you feel about Dutch. That gives you even less right to talk as if you knew something about it.

Personally, I'd rather learn Dutch than Swedish.

[aabateri]

@mickeypopa hahahahahahaahahahahahaaaha, to much spare time for you my litte friend. that's the problem you...........................­..............................­..............................­........ and i based my thoughts from my ex nabour, a dustch who him selft said that swedish sounds much better... you keep on playing withyour self. try chatroulett if you would like to find new friends and parters!

[mickeypopa]

@aabateri

Yeah, your ex-neighbor is a world wide specialist on popularity of Swedish language over Dutch haha

Please, calm down kid, and take a deep breath.

[SteveSpicerPortsmuth]

@mickeypopa

Danish is NOT cool. Neither the Germans, nor the Norwegians, nor the Swedes, nor the Dutch, no anybody thinks Danish sounds cool.

And what do you know about that? Do you even speak any of those languages? I think not.

[mickeypopa]

@SteveSpicerPortsmuth

Ah just shut up. I speak 3 languages, not including my own.

English fluently, Italian pretty good, German needs refreshing.

How many languages do you speak?

[turbojensv12]

@aabateri wtf -- are you stupid?

[JET997u]

@aabateri What a retarded comment.

[hoverowski]

This horn is so crappy. I've got a better one in my skateboard

[Youbian]

If anyone wants to know what English sounds like to non-native ears,....this it is, or as close as your gonna get, since this is the closest language.

[livininpoland]

wat is de naam van de muziek? 2.30?

[CsOmarY]

i wish i can hear him talking dirty to his woman in the bed ...

[briant2828]

what an ungly language

[SamyTheTitan]

it s form netherlands :))))first time ever when i hear that leanguage it suck s :))

[JohnRibery]

1000 dollars to anyone that knows what the f**k he's talking about

[gielv]

@JohnRibery Cash or do you need my bank details? Heh.

[JET997u]

@JohnRibery Look at it this way dude: he speaks English fluently as well as Dutch, and several other languages too. How many do you speak?

[LoneWolf138]

what language is this? Sounds like someone talking backwards!! Otherwise great car!!

[BighaMac]

@2.30 WTF 

[MoLaHiTLeR]

جنك تتغرغر وتتمضمض .. استغفر الله مافهمت شي

[khunopie]

this guy is Undutchable!

[siralexu]

Cayenne always was a ugly beast with no real use

[Proposalx]

The 2003 version has the greatest look ! 

[AfroEliteXL]

@Proposalx no... no it didnt this is way better.

[ThalisonDegasperi]

What a Hell ? QUE PORRA DE LINGUA É ESSA ?

[TheAwesumfulOne]

The new cayenne looks like that big ugly subaru jeep thing from behind! Its hideous!

[SSS9008]

wow, i cant make that buzzing sound ighhhhhhwwwwwwwwggghw

[MidnightZeto]

I love the dancing part XD

[Glennfalconi]

Put the number plate on the body kit in the back and it would have been perfect!

[S5XS5]

Why did they make it uglier?! I would take the old model over this one any day!

[BaezRdz]

0:50 ! hey man take that cock off your mouth!!

[IPGAuto]

@BaezRdz - OH MY GOSH haha thats hilarious lol so true. I hate this language

[tetramack]

@BaezRdz

lol

[xxkilleroxx]

@all This car looks like a Nissan or a Mitsubishi but not like a high class Porsche in Black is Ok but i think the most beautifull cayenne is the second Generation he looks so bad.

The back is extrem ugly

[Hamodyxxx0]

@BaezRdz hahahhhahah hahahahhahahhah aahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahha­h xDDDDD ROFLMFBAO !

[m5loverx]

@BaezRdz You dont even make sense, come back when you have learned some proper english you fool.

[Zerak1990]

The centre-console has that insane amount of buttons. For it is from the Panamera, plus theres a lot of stuff to adjust in a car that goes on and offroad.

[Daml661]

Nice video.. sound checks would be very cool in your videos!!!

[whatever0481]

no offence but sounds funny :D

[von32897]

Exhaust note sounds so awesome.

[sodazman]

LOL at that center console. How many fricken buttons does it have? The old Porsches used to be simple.

[nlsnestevez]

@sodazman its actually more simple then going into the navigation system and picking a feature that you want..now its in the touch of a button

[liptonx]

man, your reviews are crazy!

[Nerdnessful]

@dawsonoo7 It's a difficult language, we must admit as dutch people I guess, but this sounds so strange because of this guy... he's got a kind of accent...*

[sinaloaesthademoda]

what name soundtrack?

[3moory1]

يتكلم هذا ولا يتنخم .. خخخخخخخخ

[Alteraposcit]

Haha, this guy doesn't know the brand Burmester!

It's the best and most expensive High-End Audiomaker in the world.

the heads of Sony and Samsung have these facilities at home!

[Grillchef18]

fucking motherfucker! i thinks he speaks chinese but im not a lot sure! mebi japanese also ...

[ProudlyQatari]

socks

[vepulan7]

i think this is dutch but im not sure though.. but i love the netherlands. soccer and country

[afcadaan188]

@vepulan7 It's Dutch, yes.

[antmon86]

@vepulan7 Yeah, it's dutch

[Funnneral]

@vepulan7 yep it's dutch

[keyboardarctica]

@Funnneral WRONG.. It's Dutch..

[chrizmeister1992]

@vepulan7 he is dutch.(not a belgian):p we speak flemish:p

[stanek007]

@vepulan7 this is french!! ;p

[vepulan7]

@stanek007 <.<

[vepulan7]

@stanek007 silly me for not noticing the NL on the license plate.

[stanek007]

@vepulan7 4real you are silly xd

[heidi4srki]

@vepulan7 u like Netherlands and you don`t know how doesn't sound dutch language ... sucker :)

[JET997u]

@vepulan7 Yes, it's Dutch.

[natlissilva]

Não Gostei da cor!! KKKKKKKKKK

[eivis13]

failed to mix Audi and Japanese styles

[GameBenchers]

Sounds like he's gargling,

[tomic888]

I agree with GSSRT8, it looks like hyundai from the back, i like old cayenne more...

[GSSRT8]

this looks like a Hyundai something from the back

[NTeC1]

chruupbt schrpnl scheer shartgchroost

[ziurke666]

Sorry guys, but wheals are too small... nissan qashqai design looks very similar, but wheal space bigger, that's why it looks cooler (faster) :) cheers

[1980KNIGHTRIDER]

omg is like a doublerainbow!

[a0lmasterfender]

i like the new suv alot but i favored the previous models rear tail lights

[08undercover]

what..!

[08undercover]

what..!!!

[dawsonoo7]

dutch seems like one of the strangest spoken languages.. I think I could never learn to speak it

[dominico1983]

watch my videos and win free cookies!

[jhaun007]

love cayenne

[instrutorjoao]

veja o video abaixo

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O MLK É UM FENOMENO MUITO BOM CONFIRA

[StanOfGB]

This guy sounds like an Irishman speaking German, while eating an Arab, while snorting cocaine, while nursing a semi while kissing the queen of England. (At least that's how Jeremy

[Trinavara]

@StanOfGB lol. .perfect description!

[Grimaldiweb]

shoow

[plxplox94]

fuck that rear looks like a japanese piece of crap

[mdateens]

Esse video aqui é imperdivel:

/watch?v=wpB1KhTd9yM

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[GetawayDrifter]

nice car... but wtf is he talking about?

[raynorth3wis3]

it is dutch ...

[007anonimi]

wery nice

[miaka083]

He is SHEETEATER !!!!

[chuanway]

What a funny language.

[d4du88]

looks like his balls is inside his mouth!