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  • If i Number.-Close during Day,I'l call her that same evening.For just mins of interaction,Resuming the Spontaneity & the Momentum is vital.I wouldn't allow her days cus the emotions she felt would die down.Infact,i would then be looking to escalate the situation until we both develop comfort.But at NIGHT if we've made physical contact then i'l suggest 3 days is enough time to allow her to miss you.

    PS: If she really wanted to respond then 1 text would be enough.Multiple contacting is suicidal.

  • 3:32 that is going to clog up your toilet girl!

  • Vanae what if you think a guy is cute and you want him to ask you for your number. How do you instigate it without looking creepy? xx

  • @bonnie04 its different with guys. Just be very simple with it and say "Hey would you like to have my number?"

  • Why Sky John closed his youtube channel??

  • @FONO134 lol no he didnt. i just came from one of his videos. maybe you were on one of his old ones

  • on sunday? u should be wachin FOOTBALL

  • the black dude is . totally epic .

  • the dude is awesome !

  • what if your in 7thgrade?

  • hahaha "...or I will bitch slap you in the nuts"

    guy is hilarious

  • great video

  • The question about boobs size is off for my interests at all. Maybe this is her problem at all?

  • ''whats up my v staaaars''

  • i think asking about boob size falls under the category of being creepy...

  • I called the number it didn't work>.<

  • DON'T start with a joke.

  • if i left her a message and what if she calls back ?

  • anyone try calling the number in the toilet?

  • I had a flagging job after Hurricane Katrina,Because i still look like a kid,high-school chicks would roll up on me ,grab my hand and write there numbers on it,flash me,all kinds of shit..lol but id usually sweat so much the ink gets washed off lol.

  • ok what about ex's? they burn you bad,like real bad,once,...should you start a "friendship" with them after a lot of time has passed? what i mean is..if the rattlesnake has bitten you once,should you pick it up again?

  • i just keep it as a trinket not really use it, then a week later ill just look at it and call and be all like hey uh wassup and all that blah

  • lol at the black guy!

  • ive so peed on the number before

  • If she is in your school and she knows you and you want to ask her out

  • 1 thing you should not do is call her and say ok can we fuck now lol

  • 0;34

  • Done not none o ya I was out of town

  • All man I just none that 3 days ago.. I got her email cuz she cracked her phone but when I got home 1 day after the trip I went on I emailed her.. Should I never talk to her again???:(

  • aaand what if girl asks me for a number ?? because that just happen me yesterday...

  • i swear this girl should teach interpersonal communication in college, she really knows the material well

  • was that the slowest toilet flush EVER?

  • and how would some one get ur num ??

  • fuck mind games! if you like someone just bloody tell them otherwise it gets annoying as hell!

  • Text before calling is good but what are these mind games for? If she is really interested in you, she will answer, if not then just let it be until she calls back or forget about it. People who mess around in dating doesn't really show that they care about starting relationship. So you probably don't want to be stuck with mind games and actually get a honest person who will show interest when they are really interested in you. Being shallow wont get you deep in the relationship.

  • This is all how to start off. What do you do when you run out of conversations after a couple days?

  • @SF214366

    i would like to know the answer to this too as its happened to all of us

  • i personally know that if u write her a text and she writes back, and wen u are texting each other u shoud really take u time, i mean it shoud be abouth 3 to 5 minutes , it makes her wonder why and it makes a suspens, couz when u anser the same moment u are looking like a desperite guy. ou yea never tell her u are siting on the couth doing nathing it looks lame, tell u are on some important stuff and have only few moments , u must look like super bissy

  • I take her number after a nice conversation but then when I call/text her she just doesn't answer no matter what. I always have the same problem and I'm sick of this..

  • u boy skye is halarious!!!

  • AAwwesssome! Y

  • What NOT to do after getting her number? Don't carve: "For a good time" ANYWHERE!

  • Is it okay if I call you 20 times and then when you finally answer ask for your boob size and then piss on the number and flush it? No?!?!

    What did I miss?

  • Lol this shit is funny.

  • tie the bitch up in you basement. Use her when you need. Period.

  • Skyy John is the man. Love his channel.

  • haha ha i loved that !

  • or asking her how big are her balls??

  • LMFAO skyyjohn is so funny

  • Here's what you actually do, guys.

    When you get the number, DON'T CALL. They're right, there.

    What you do instead is you trace her number to her location as best as you can. If that doesn't work, get her facebook and hack that shit so you can find her IP address.

    Make sure you know when she comes home from work. Break into her house before then and lie naked on her bed waiting for her with some object covering your genitalia.

    It can't -possibly- fail.

  • @krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx

    that is weid

  • @krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx lmao omg looool thats too funny

    

  • @krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx Omg man i laughed so hard!I cried actually!

  • @krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx great advice i will try dat sometime

  • @krkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkrkx dudewut.

  • Don't write the number... Put it straight to your phone...

  • Are you and Sky bangin? If not... hurry the shit up and tap that shit! Sky John is the man!!!

  • I like to date you Vanae

  • This is one of the best dresses I have seen on you. Just amazing!

  • Haha, I thot I just saw devil fire in your eyes, for a sec!

  • i cant stop looking at his teeth lol

  • i love that nigga! XD

    he's funny! xD

    :D

  • Experiment with the strategies that you hear, read, or watch. 1)Try one strategy for a maximum of 3-5 times if it's not working. If it isn't working, change one aspect of that strategy and do the same thing as before, but implement the one change. 2) Repeat step 1 until you find a strategy that works. If you find a negative reaction from women for some aspect of your overall strategy then you shouldn't do it again. I'm not perfect with the ladies, but I do know that you need to be confident.

  • I'm glad that there are advisors like you..Not because what u say works but because u make some losers believe it works. There is just more hot chicks left for guys like me who know what to do hah

  • to what Skyjohn was saying about waiting to call...thats old, and not to mention u gotta think about it like this...you just got her number, how many dudes before you do you think she gave it to as well...or how many many right after you? I literally got a girls number on the bus and then right after some Rico suave dude gets on and chats her up and she gives it to him right in front of me like fuck it!

  • @tonefresh that's the reason why you don't stick around.You don't call etc. Listen, get the number and depart.Call her 50 days after and leave a message(joke)like call her a couple of days after and never call i again.Again,don't worry about who she is distributing number to,or who she is adding on Facebook etc...Just get the number and let her know that you just want the vagina.YES!YOU JUST WANT THE VAGINA nothing else;don't waste your time on these bitches.

  • @sesshoumaru3st haha man I couldn't agree with you more,,the door swings both ways on it tho,,, whether u just want some pussy or actually wanna take her home to momma, I just wanted to put my 2 cents in. lls cuz I kno all too well how easy it is just to get the vagina ;)

  • Ask her if she wants to go home and finger paint. That line works for me, its got a real element of mystery to it.

  • Call them once and then totally forget about them, if they call back, be yourself.

  • skyjohn is slick like moose!!

    tip when u get the girls number tell no one!!!

    as far as u kno it could be fake so bring it up when u kno something real is happening

  • @905blackbam I agree. You will look like a fool if she leaves a fake number

  • That dude need to be on MADTV!

  • why shuld i trust a fat asian with my love life?

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  • OMGGGGG THIS HELPS SO MUCH THANK YOUXDD

    but can you you give a me a mall list of questions i can ask her to know more about her

    thank youXD

  • i believe that before getting "the number" most important thing is to have a fun interactions but what not to do is calling drunk

  • Don't be a STALKA! Hahahaa!!

  • heres a tip: after calling or texting deleting the number and the sent message .. assures no multiple calling or texting .. and if you get a response from that number ...the better

  • it all depends how into you she is and how much guy traffic she mght be getting...

    if she's really into you, you can't go wrong.... well you can, but you'd have to do something really stupid. if she's not into you she'll never pick up...move on

  • wtf i dont get americans. Why the fuck they leave messages, I just call until I get her on the phone LOOOL. No really that doesnt mean 10 times a day , but like 1-3 times a week. There are two options, either i get bored either she finally answers and everything will be resolved

  • you don't call a girl to ask questions. you only ask questions if you feel like you are running out of things to say and you need to find a new conversational topic.

  • Thats too funny...

  • FUCK thats hilarious XD

  • So so true. Its useful if you find yourself out with a psycho chick.  call her the next day and ask when you can see her again. Call her later that day and say you miss her.

    Psycho chick will be out of your life forever. She will hide from you if you see her in a club. The best part is her friends know she is a psycho bitch and will wonder what she did to you.

  • you should never use her number to GPS triangulate her real time movements, and keep a log of how often she goes to the bathroom, so you can set your bowel's body clock to hers so you have something in common.

    You should set it 30 mins off hers so you don't need the bathroom at the same time if she ever forgives you for stalking her.

  • Numbers are useless. 

  • dont get her number give her your number and let the bitch ring you

  • this guys the best

  • I tell her when to expect my call (3:20 on Wed). If she doesn't answer I leave a brief message. "Its 3:20 on Wed, you missed my call." That's it. I never call a 2nd time. Its on her now. I'm always collecting numbers so, I don't waste time on someone that is not available when she said she would be. Believe me men she got your message the 1st time so don't call and ask "did you get my message?" Only a chump says something like that.

  • apparently skyyjohn doesnt know crap girls arent interrested anymore if u dont act interested!! believe me i have dated enough to know! thats whats wrong with guys now a days men like skyyjohn tellin them this crap!

  • @dramachika2015

    You must be a chick.

  • your cute!........for Venae12...lol obviously

  • I have to disagree with the eccentric Mr. skyjohn here. Bucking the 'rule' of not calling for a day or two and not showing interest in your actual interaction with the girl shows more about you and your non-needyness than the alternative. Besides, it just feels a little immature to stop myself from talking to somebody I want to talk to.

  • ahaha skyjohn is too funny

  • i acutally found out about your youtube on skyjohns videowith you and are you to like close friends

  • don't wait too long so that you're still on her mind.

  • russia she`s all yours then ,good luck monica.youll need it knowing your team,the children bitch.shit they hate your own and you go with them,for what a dollar.see ya then.ladies over to you

  • hye anyoen got anymore socks anywya got the wrong impression but enjoy life is funny when ti all comes back around .see ya vani..they aint laughing ha ha ha is it now.fuck phoen her up and sya hey bitch your about to get killed fancy a date ....or hows abotu i know your an a size bra so do you want some padding in those puppies.. or how about your boyfriend in your home land does he knwo your fucking some other bloke . so comming back to mine...thats my fav the last one.veni

  • what should i do if im texting some one that i realy like and there dont texting me back? should i txt them again and ask them why? what should i do??

  • @pink412candy ring once and only text once. they will read the message. or you can just message first. and ring after 3 more days. in total obviously it will count down as 1 call and 1 txt. so i hope it works out for yah . :)

  • i think pissing on it after the first call is ok, because the rest is up to her.

  • dont take a fat shit on the number :D

  • I tossed that number out the window, now I cant find it.

  • Don't tell your guy friends about the number! OR TELL THEM THE NUMBER! Cause then they will call the girl and the girl will be like "WTF?!" Yeah not cool.

  • However, if she's really hot and playful, some girls like to hear you becoming obsessed with her. Its hot...

  • dont call her right away. Some guys think that only creeps wait, but if you make her desperate by waiting like a week ish before calling, then she'll be more likely to call you back.. :D

  • she won't be "desperate"...she knows other guys, too! never underestimate her!

  • We're not even talking about a real person!! Lol...

  • Helpful advice but the examples made me say WTF

  • True story :DD + the duid was kind of intense though ... or was it just me ?

    There were some cool stuff to pick up from the video but I guess the bottom line was that u need to feel confident and well in our own skin (lets face it that's the one u r stuck with) and just go for it because u can only play a role for a limited amount of time :)

    I know ... GROUNDBREAKING

  • just be your self

    no more no less

  • LMAOOO! this is sooo nicee!

    And funny. LMAO. Especially the NOT TO DO.

    LMAOO. "How big are your boobs??"

    Hahahhaha!

    Wooww

  • nice work vanae dont pay attention to the negative things people say i would like to see them do better

  • The last part was disgusting. I'm unsubscribing and never watching your shitty videos again, vanae12 cumslut

  • someones butthurt

  • @squarecnix someone needs to get a life

  • ur the one crying on her video, fag

  • my girl vnay?

  • god,

    that guy has really nice teeth :L

  • ok i got the number. i just suck or don't want to leave a voice message.

    so i call but she doesn't answer and i didn't leave a voice message. should i try again in a couple days or just leave it alone?

  • oh damn i couldnt stop laughing

  • hey,every time this guy speaks makes me laugh.xD

    my stomach aches,ouch

  • What song is used in intro, plz?

  • what Not to do on a date,

    be a gentleman (guide to hot dates part 1),

    sex on the first date (guide to hot dates part 2),

    how to have an EYE CATCHING online profile

    and

    why you should date online

    didn't take my interest.

    But!

    Teenage dating! Heartache?, took my interest(even though i didn't agree with anything he said =] )

  • Hey Vanae,

    You should know that there's a lot of teenagers watching your vids too, and this will NOT help them.

    Teenagers normally doesn't use dating sites, but finds "the one" at school or other places.

    If you want to help people(and get a lot of views too), then make vids that teenagers will go watch.

    (will be continued)

  • how do you get the number, though?

  • I love Skyy John lol

  • ROFL @ the "chick with no phone insurance" especially a hot chick! modern girls love their phones, its like their life support

  • i hate when ppl txt me instead of calling. i gave you my number to call... CALL!

  • fcuk u this is wak

  • I disagree with all the dating guidelines :3

    Be yourself, the one for you will love it.

    Good videos though, really funny :D

  • You don't put it on 4chan.

  • ill tell you what not to do dont over text them and tell them you like them on the second day i looked like a idiot!!!

  • you give her your number they ain't like that they always call the same night. if not then shes not going to call i guess.

  • *toss numbers*

    Hoookay, I so do not want being bitch slap to the nut by SkyJohn *runs*

  • wow so true i agree with him plus im black too xD

  • That dude is mad funny.

  • sare the number wet your friends dont

  • erm im like 13 and a lassie a like gave me her number today am soooo happy"!!!!!! wen a fone on sunday probably wat do u think a should say????

  • haha.... be yourself in the conversations. Don't act like someone your not. It is easily picked up on. Also, don't make the phone conversation like a interview. Keep it light and enjoyable so that you'll want to have a couple more phone calls which leads to a date later on.

  • damn girl your soo smart and its looks like u no what your talking about and i like your hair style

  • hey thanks haha we should be friends

  • me and friends or somethin else

  • i called trust and dont dare try and hook up wit her cuz she is doin soemthin that u could win a date with her

  • damn this is funny as hel. i am loling. anyways, this is actually helpful.. thanks

  • ask to smell her boobs...girls like that

  • bitchslap you in the nuts i loled

  • Don't call like really early or really late.

  • does texting count?

  • Make her feel that she's important to you, that why you got her number.

  • and how u get walked all over

  • IM GONNA CALL vanae12 SO SHE BETTER PICK UP..LOL

  • if you call them so many times you let em know how supplicating you are and plus you are saying you needy,, so 1 call she dont answer one massage to mailbox, she dont get back to you then fuck it MOVE ON!!! THERES BETTER ASS OUT THERE TO TAP!!!!

  • the guy was right...

    after i get digits,, i just play the "im not gonna talk to you" role..

    dont be desperate.. act like you dont care.... girls will love it.....

  • Yeah usually you need to just say in your mind

    "I want you but I don't need you" lol and when you call keep your words short sweet and simple. That'll definitely keep them wanting more.

  • Usually after I obtain a females number I play the three days game.This way it appears I'm not desperate, when I could be, especially if she's exceptionally attractive lol.

  • Lmao SkyyJohn Phone Insurance

  • Vanae, I like your