If God doesn't exist, then why is Hbanana55 hot? You can't explain that. If God doesn't exist, then why does he look so much like Abraham? You can't explain it. If God doesn't exist, then why does he like rainbow pictures so much? Look, I think we can all agree that it takes much more faith to be an atheist.
@caseagainstfaith well, I can't call those who deconverted from Islam as ever been Muslims, I know some cases, if you go through their religious background, you'll find that they were not half good Muslims as you were a good christian, they were Muslims only by name but those who saw the truth of Islam never let go, and by the way it is mentioned in quran that (There is no compulsion in the religion). I think Islam growth should make you think why all these people follow such a religion?
@Elhamodazakaria Because of the fear of violent oppression towards those who don't want to believe - that's the only reason any religion grows - a total lack of morals plus ultra-violent disciplinary tactics. Because no religion can stand on its own merritts, so its followers have to use force to try and change people's minds instead of accepting reality as it is, and not how some insane desert-hallucinogen-taking rambling pedophile wants you to think it is.
@limegreensquid this very typical of you all, always thinking of violence, which is to be directed to those who chose it while alive, on the other hand God offered an ever lasting Heaven too again your deeds is the thing that directs you either to hell or heaven, I will gain nothing if you all go to hell or heaven it's only my love God and strong belief that urges me to try to make you see the truth this is the reality I'm certain of
@caseagainstfaith Just a simple question for all disbelievers, have you ever heard of a Muslim who deconverted? And what about Islam being the fastest growing religion worldwide, don't you think that this signifies something?
He'd get at least bitchslaped or more likely kicked right in the balls first and then as he would bend in pain get his nose smashed by a knee several times for such 'joke'. No, seriously, if such terrible murderous tyrant as god is portrayed in the Bible would be a man, he would either be assassinated long ago or would live surrounded by bodyguards, secret police, food testers etc.
P.S. Now I wonder if this could be considered as a hate speech. 8D
@caseagainstfaith 49 but you really know nothing, at least the book I'm following (Quran) taught me not to insult anyone for his beliefs nor call names, I'm proud to be muslim now more that ever that I saw how atheism drags its advocates to the bottom. Believe me you know nothing about my book.
@Elhamodazakaria I know it says that the sun set in a lake at least once. That in itself makes your book invalid as a credible resource for anything other than ancient mythology.
@limegreensquid the verse "Until, when he reached the setting of the sun, (The western part of the then known world) he found it setting in a muddy spring, and he found a people at it. We said, “O Thulqarnayn, either you will torment (them) or you will take to yourself towards them a fair (way).” Surat Al-Kahf (The Cave) v86
Here God illustrates the scene as seen by Thulqarnayn, when you are on the shore the sun seems as drowning in the sea but we all know that is not the fact.
@limegreensquid Surat Al- Anbiya (The Prophets) "33. And He (is) The One Who created the night and the daytime, and the sun and the moon, each swimming in an orbit."
@caseagainstfaith truly this is pathetic. for someone to live life with that much ignorance of God. I know He is merciful enough to have given you all the blesses you're having, and yet you bear all this ingratitude. God punished those who deserve punishment, as I told Hanna before, those who rape, kill and maim innocent people, will they go unpunished?we can't expect God to love them and give them mercy, something they lacked towards other human beings.
OK I'm waiting for your reply, but I did not enjoy the video, I just had to admit that you do have talents but unfortunately, directed towards the wrong place
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very funny! I have to admit you are creative, but hope you used this creativity in obedience to God, it amazes me how you could make fun of God and His messengers like that without any qualm!!!well God does not play jokes, the story represents obedience of a devoted slave to His God and the son's obedience to his father, and as a result God rewarded him by ransoming his son. The story is mentioned in Quran too. These stories bear a lesson, but many will not perceive until it's too late
@Elhamodazakaria I still need to reply to ur email. But, yeah, from our previous messages I think you should have no problem understanding why I don't have any qualms making this video. Glad you enjoyed, nonetheless :)
@Elhamodazakaria Hmm, you don't understand why she doesn't have qualms making fun of your god? Maybe she doesn't believe in it, did that cross your mind? I agree, there's a lesson to that disgusting story, and it's the WRONG lesson. Blind obedience to authority is wrong, when any authority tells you to commit murder, even if it's the voices in your head you think are god's, you tell it to piss off. That's a lesson worth teaching. The Bible and the Koran fail at teaching morality.
@occidentalmartyr you are right that I expected alot! but ,The Bible Koran did not fail at teaching morality, Ive never heard a priest,devoted christian orMuslim who use bad words&makes fun of others' beliefs the way you all do.
@Elhamodazakaria Seriously, that's your idea of what constitutes morality? Not using "bad words"? But killing your sons and daughters, threatening to kill artists who offended your delicate sensibilities, blowing yourself up in a crowded street, that's all perfectly moral?
You have lived a sheltered life if you have never seen a devout Christian or Muslim "who use bad words&makes fun of others' beliefs".
@occidentalmartyr you really know nothing, Islam renounces those who kill, and blow themselves to kill hundreds of innocent people without the right to do that. that is very typical you just repeat false accusations to the greatest religion, I'm angry and furious about hundred of things, shall I go blow my self?this is stupid. those who mock others' beliefs are bad representatives of religion.
@occidentalmartyr from surat al-hujurat verse 11. O you who have believed, let not any people scoff at (another) people who may be more charitable than they; neither let women scoff (other) women who may be more charitable (i.e., better) than they. And do not defame one another, (Literally: do not defame yourselves) nor revile one another by nicknames. Miserable is the name, evident immorality, after belief! And whoever does not repent, then those are they who are the unjust.)
@occidentalmartyr But I have to thank you all for bringing me closer to God, for bestowing on me the bliss of recognizng things others can not see, and see how Islam raises its advocates to levels of tolerance and morality contrary to those who mock the other hile demanding to be acknowledged for what they are
Nice video. It would be cool if you made your different characters look more different too, you know, like dress up the God one all GOd-like and the Abraham one all Abraham-like.
3 days there... 3 days to get back home... gotta figure that whole "kill the kid thing" was a day in itself... That is one SERIOUSLY harsh week of worship.
lmao great video. I got in trouble in Sunday school when I was a kid over this story just because I asked why God would need proof of loyalty when he was all knowing.
God <3 Rainbows. Sometimes he can be a little ADD.
TheSH1N1GAM1 4 months ago
If God doesn't exist, then why is Hbanana55 hot? You can't explain that. If God doesn't exist, then why does he look so much like Abraham? You can't explain it. If God doesn't exist, then why does he like rainbow pictures so much? Look, I think we can all agree that it takes much more faith to be an atheist.
SimplyHerpes 10 months ago
Please make more videos like this! You have a great talent for satire :-)
Rettequetette 1 year ago
subscribed...
Brandt761 1 year ago
Most people who view your videos are from the range:
Male 45-54
Male 55-64
Male 35-44
I didn't expect that...
Feldegast92 1 year ago
@Feldegast92 Thats a bit unfair. This video is Good, really good. It is Claire "Rhymmaiden1" who pushed HB and she was right.
NoFaithNoPain 1 year ago
@NoFaithNoPain I agree it is really good, that's why I watch it ;)
Feldegast92 1 year ago
VERY very funny 8D
MikePwnzNubs 1 year ago
Claire/Rhymmaiden1 directed me to your video, which was really funny. If God was like you, maybe I would worship her ;-)
BadScienceForFools 1 year ago
nicely done!
cropdusterfull 1 year ago
Brilliant and funny. Excellent timing, too!
limegreensquid 1 year ago
Very creative and enjoyable!
AuntieDiluvian 1 year ago
@caseagainstfaith well, I can't call those who deconverted from Islam as ever been Muslims, I know some cases, if you go through their religious background, you'll find that they were not half good Muslims as you were a good christian, they were Muslims only by name but those who saw the truth of Islam never let go, and by the way it is mentioned in quran that (There is no compulsion in the religion). I think Islam growth should make you think why all these people follow such a religion?
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@Elhamodazakaria Using the most obvious of all fallacies, the no true Scotsmen.
IIIstaticIII 1 year ago
@Elhamodazakaria Because of the fear of violent oppression towards those who don't want to believe - that's the only reason any religion grows - a total lack of morals plus ultra-violent disciplinary tactics. Because no religion can stand on its own merritts, so its followers have to use force to try and change people's minds instead of accepting reality as it is, and not how some insane desert-hallucinogen-taking rambling pedophile wants you to think it is.
limegreensquid 1 year ago
@limegreensquid this very typical of you all, always thinking of violence, which is to be directed to those who chose it while alive, on the other hand God offered an ever lasting Heaven too again your deeds is the thing that directs you either to hell or heaven, I will gain nothing if you all go to hell or heaven it's only my love God and strong belief that urges me to try to make you see the truth this is the reality I'm certain of
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
Turns out it wasn't his only son but the other one was of another woman, a slave if I remember correctly, so he doesn't count
gurra9 1 year ago
@caseagainstfaith Just a simple question for all disbelievers, have you ever heard of a Muslim who deconverted? And what about Islam being the fastest growing religion worldwide, don't you think that this signifies something?
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@Elhamodazakaria Yes, i have heard of a Muslim deconverting - watch this video: watch?v=B1a3J3LQhUs
limegreensquid 1 year ago
'What if God was one of us'(C)
He'd get at least bitchslaped or more likely kicked right in the balls first and then as he would bend in pain get his nose smashed by a knee several times for such 'joke'. No, seriously, if such terrible murderous tyrant as god is portrayed in the Bible would be a man, he would either be assassinated long ago or would live surrounded by bodyguards, secret police, food testers etc.
P.S. Now I wonder if this could be considered as a hate speech. 8D
SwineNahNah 1 year ago
@caseagainstfaith 49 but you really know nothing, at least the book I'm following (Quran) taught me not to insult anyone for his beliefs nor call names, I'm proud to be muslim now more that ever that I saw how atheism drags its advocates to the bottom. Believe me you know nothing about my book.
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@Elhamodazakaria I know it says that the sun set in a lake at least once. That in itself makes your book invalid as a credible resource for anything other than ancient mythology.
limegreensquid 1 year ago
@limegreensquid the verse "Until, when he reached the setting of the sun, (The western part of the then known world) he found it setting in a muddy spring, and he found a people at it. We said, “O Thulqarnayn, either you will torment (them) or you will take to yourself towards them a fair (way).” Surat Al-Kahf (The Cave) v86
Here God illustrates the scene as seen by Thulqarnayn, when you are on the shore the sun seems as drowning in the sea but we all know that is not the fact.
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@limegreensquid Surat Al- Anbiya (The Prophets) "33. And He (is) The One Who created the night and the daytime, and the sun and the moon, each swimming in an orbit."
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@caseagainstfaith truly this is pathetic. for someone to live life with that much ignorance of God. I know He is merciful enough to have given you all the blesses you're having, and yet you bear all this ingratitude. God punished those who deserve punishment, as I told Hanna before, those who rape, kill and maim innocent people, will they go unpunished?we can't expect God to love them and give them mercy, something they lacked towards other human beings.
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
I think I'm in love.
TheBroncoTrip 1 year ago
you probably hear this a lot but im going to say it anyway's.... you are really pretty.
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and the video was great too.
defect530 1 year ago
lol... this was great.
vickmackey24 1 year ago
OK I'm waiting for your reply, but I did not enjoy the video, I just had to admit that you do have talents but unfortunately, directed towards the wrong place
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
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very funny! I have to admit you are creative, but hope you used this creativity in obedience to God, it amazes me how you could make fun of God and His messengers like that without any qualm!!!well God does not play jokes, the story represents obedience of a devoted slave to His God and the son's obedience to his father, and as a result God rewarded him by ransoming his son. The story is mentioned in Quran too. These stories bear a lesson, but many will not perceive until it's too late
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@Elhamodazakaria I still need to reply to ur email. But, yeah, from our previous messages I think you should have no problem understanding why I don't have any qualms making this video. Glad you enjoyed, nonetheless :)
HBanana55 1 year ago
@Elhamodazakaria God doesn't play jokes? How do you explain the platypus, then?
limegreensquid 1 year ago
@limegreensquid what is platypus?
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@Elhamodazakaria Hmm, you don't understand why she doesn't have qualms making fun of your god? Maybe she doesn't believe in it, did that cross your mind? I agree, there's a lesson to that disgusting story, and it's the WRONG lesson. Blind obedience to authority is wrong, when any authority tells you to commit murder, even if it's the voices in your head you think are god's, you tell it to piss off. That's a lesson worth teaching. The Bible and the Koran fail at teaching morality.
occidentalmartyr 1 year ago
@occidentalmartyr you are right that I expected alot! but ,The Bible Koran did not fail at teaching morality, Ive never heard a priest,devoted christian orMuslim who use bad words&makes fun of others' beliefs the way you all do.
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@Elhamodazakaria Seriously, that's your idea of what constitutes morality? Not using "bad words"? But killing your sons and daughters, threatening to kill artists who offended your delicate sensibilities, blowing yourself up in a crowded street, that's all perfectly moral?
You have lived a sheltered life if you have never seen a devout Christian or Muslim "who use bad words&makes fun of others' beliefs".
occidentalmartyr 1 year ago
@occidentalmartyr you really know nothing, Islam renounces those who kill, and blow themselves to kill hundreds of innocent people without the right to do that. that is very typical you just repeat false accusations to the greatest religion, I'm angry and furious about hundred of things, shall I go blow my self?this is stupid. those who mock others' beliefs are bad representatives of religion.
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@occidentalmartyr from surat al-hujurat verse 11. O you who have believed, let not any people scoff at (another) people who may be more charitable than they; neither let women scoff (other) women who may be more charitable (i.e., better) than they. And do not defame one another, (Literally: do not defame yourselves) nor revile one another by nicknames. Miserable is the name, evident immorality, after belief! And whoever does not repent, then those are they who are the unjust.)
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
@occidentalmartyr But I have to thank you all for bringing me closer to God, for bestowing on me the bliss of recognizng things others can not see, and see how Islam raises its advocates to levels of tolerance and morality contrary to those who mock the other hile demanding to be acknowledged for what they are
Elhamodazakaria 1 year ago
Nice video. It would be cool if you made your different characters look more different too, you know, like dress up the God one all GOd-like and the Abraham one all Abraham-like.
CMO999 1 year ago
Now that, was very, very good, young lady! Well done.
NoFaithNoPain 1 year ago
This is sooo phoney!! Everyone knows god likes clouds waaaaayy more than he likes rainbows!!!!!
But the rest of it was pretty much spot on!
Nice vid, keep up the good work. Subbed!
TooferMan 1 year ago
3 days there... 3 days to get back home... gotta figure that whole "kill the kid thing" was a day in itself... That is one SERIOUSLY harsh week of worship.
AtheistApe5 1 year ago
Epic ending!!!!!!!!
ghostofdayinperson 1 year ago
That was very funny, I laughed!
Never knew Abraham was a hippie though (I mean, who draws rainbows?)...
Danthaman1971 1 year ago
Loved it. :)
Wes964 1 year ago
you're a good god, nana
wwwATHEISTATOMcom 1 year ago
Hehe good stuff. =)
TheAtheistSwede 1 year ago
lmao great video. I got in trouble in Sunday school when I was a kid over this story just because I asked why God would need proof of loyalty when he was all knowing.
My dad said "Well, she does have a point...."
kelliko70 1 year ago
lmao when you waved the steak knife.
God is such a prankster! :-) good thing Isaac was such a good sport. wonder if there was much access to therapy back then?
gothatfunk 1 year ago
Ever consider migrating to the Netherlands?
We could use someone like you here!
Keep up the good work!
MelleB90 1 year ago
LOL. Great video!
DesertLaser 1 year ago
LOL!!! Well done!!
farvision 1 year ago
O HAI ^.^ <3
Missed you, and awesome vid to reappear with! :D
stealthbadger 1 year ago
I missed you! for this very reason. Hope you're doing well Banana.
GodlessManitoban 1 year ago
Pretty cool video. Drawing Rainbows? How cool is that!
AureliusIX 1 year ago
The long-standing empty niche for a hilarious female youtube atheist has hereby been filled!!!
vadimcream 1 year ago 2
Rainbows? lol Great video, very funny.
SnowWalkerOne 1 year ago
Another classic HBanana...
SoretaYuki 1 year ago 9
@SoretaYuki Oh, Soreta. I knew you would be one of the first ones to comment on here. Lol
Love you, man.
TheBarkingAtheist 1 year ago
haha god is such a dick. >.<
Arikiel 1 year ago
LOL, this was awesome! I think you should do more Bible stories in this fashion, this was just great.
LithodidMan 1 year ago 10
@LithodidMan I shall certainly try :) Glad you enjoyed.
HBanana55 1 year ago