Reading YT Messages : 1st Try / Introduction...

[zunedog31]

;)

[Outdoorsman351]

Lol "I really really appreiciate this * goes over block user* lol

[tabre]

Family friendly, Jeff? You reviewed a Fleshlight! LoL. Not that I care...just sayin' man. Can you imagine sitting down with you mom to watch a guy talk about a sex toy?

[pandalicious41]

@tabre Shut your fugly mouth

[VersiaEnvy]

@tabre ...Tell me more.

[MrSwolz]

Hey Jeff, love your vids man, I was just wondering if you knew a good site to get an emerson cqc7 all the sites iv seen either do not have them in stock or it takes like 6 months to get to U. Thanx for your time

[masonrox25473]

10:08

All Together Now-The Beatles

[tnaglassworks]

so how many happy face messages did you get the next day?

[maxgotborred]

type a  :D

i feel retarded to when i do it but just do it

[Killahofosho]

it may be the upload or your camera but it looked like your screen was flickering pretty regularly could be why your eyes are bugging out! I noticed the same thing in a previous vid you did tune the little buttons on the bottom, side, or top of your computer screen!

[sirchunkalot]

Duuuude.. pass me the doobie bro!

[GoldenP51]

I kept hoping you would open the one entitled "butane lighters" its not mine but I have been trying to find a good windproof butane lighter and I can't find anyone hardly who reviews them on youtube.

[zanuha]

@GoldenP51

Zippo Blu, duh.

[GoldenP51]

@zanuha Zippo Blu? The lighting mechanism sucks, it is overpriced, and you can only use zippo butane or it clogs...yeah...sounds awesome

[WesternBushcraft]

Yeah Jeff me too I don't get enough time during the day for YouTube and everything and that's why I'm up late most of the time...

[DennyRec]

Good morning Jeff, I like it when people answer the videos. I have never posted a video but plan to in the spring. A backpacking trip. I was bit by a brown recluse spider, and I made a comment about it, because I came close to death in 4 days. Since then I get emails from people that want to know know more. I always answer them and it's neat to get a thank you back to. Your advise is well taken, my friend

[megalizardfreak]

wait how high are u 

[mark01318]

Lay dawn the ganja Jeff

[JenniferAnnifer]

You know you're going to get 5x as many messages now of people wanting to be in videos...

[TheNamesDonovan]

i stopped watching this vid at 18:18 then I clicked on it again to finish watching it, and it started where I left off! Crazy!!!

[ndtubedude15]

omg, jeff is so high!!!

[Sobanski87]

11.11.11 soon, those into numerology/freemasonry etc are aware that these numbers add up to 33, perhaps I sound crazy so far? Well history proves me correct that there is something with the number 11, WW1 ended on 11.11.18 at 11.11, so let's hope all is well on that day and Jeff can continue making videos and so on. Peace

[johnwoodz1220]

I told someone the other day about the strength of the green these days. I tell you the truth I had something funny to say here when I started writing but I cant remember now. Honestly. It's catching

[tuppes10]

Jeff seems so stoned in this vid hahaha

[ste3fc]

respect for jeff + 1 :D

[Blizzard164]

lol, any one else notice at 10.36 ish

"I really, really appreciated stuff like this" #hover over block user#

i know it wasnt intentional but i find it funny :D

[flippinda87bird]

that explains why u dont get my messages nuff said LOL

[ak47santic]

BIHACKI USTASA HAHHAHA . Ustase were Croatian Nazi puppets during ww2. They kiled hundreds of thousands of people.

Grandfather was a member...

[redneckrollercoast1]

hey jeff i was looking at some of your lighter video's (the novelty lighters) and there was one that really caught my eye and i was wondering if i could buy it off of you. it is that old camel lighter and i was wondering if i could buy it?

[HotDawgStand1]

jeff live q&a

[Zera490]

If you want some Japanese zippo lighters you should check out the rakuten web sight

[MrZachpow]

Zippos knives hotsause raccoons ........... Drugs NICE

[MrZachpow]

I like you because u dont kuss but others do

[R33xOVERDOSE]

you made me smile :D

thanks Jeff (Y)

[CosmoKramer7809]

Is'nt there a reason why they are called PRIVATE messages? 

[mrspdrcr2]

@CosmoKramer7809 private? in this day and age??? HA!

[305Wasabi]

lmao!!! jeff when ur tired u so funny

[sirhorsechoker]

Also, I for one, believe him about not being high. We like to blame our weirdness, our memory loss, and all sorts of stuff, on all the weed. I used too blame pot too. But I quit a good while back. Turns out I AM just plain weird on my own. . .

[sirhorsechoker]

I like the comment reading video. Good idea. If I remember right, your channel was the reason I opened a youtube account. (That was gay) years later here I am, totally addicted to youtube, your fault! :P ...I don't even watch tv because I don't have time for both. I have a crappy lil knife channel jus because. Vocabulary nazi: the dot dot dot, is called an elipsis, or something. Maybe a spelling nazi can fix that up for us, lulz. . . Also I like spaces between my dots. . .

[Bassman018]

Dude i didnt get it when people were saying things about you being high but i feel like you were totally ripped... do you blaze?

[JustinSaneSpaceCadet]

holy hell jeff u got into the medical marijuana at the hospital didnt you!

[MrNateman89]

@JustinSaneSpaceCadet or he bought the wrong brownies

[maaachinima]

If he was new to the English language, how would he know that people call people bro? Are you sure that it wasn't a simple mistake typing?

[TheAppStop]

dude i love the fact if i ever saw a vid with 34minutes i would not watch it unless its yours

[northeastgaprepper]

Jegg...my inner Grammar Nazi is about to come out...one typo you "fixed" wasn't a typo until you "fixed" it...in the Zippo message you changed "Zippos" to "Zippo's"....the first is correct...lol

[hassoun6]

See magic at 23:30

[Gewehr7]

Dude. . .how do you know the sound a school girl makes when you tickle them? That's probably not something you wanna be saying online. . .

[ThinkFaster66]

haha. Stoned!!!

[JustinSaneSpaceCadet]

@ThinkFaster66 so friggin ripped, tore up from the floor up no doubt

[themediocrepirate]

"I don't always like to curse; but when I do, it's pretty darn funny" -the most interesting knife reviewer in the world

[LikesToBike1]

Heil Grammar Nazis!



[hammzayjr]

a half hour video,WOW! I've never seen that before and i always thought that it wasn't possible lol.

[mysss29]

Hehe Jeff's just fucking tired...us college students know what he's talkin' 'bout.

[chrisycee]

Damn, he's really high drunk and weird :S

[m18perez]

What software would you use if you werent lazy?

[jgrand14]

you never messaged me back jeff

[caktalfraktal]

lol yellow submarine, beatles knew their stuff!

[Buddy212002]

The Beatles--All Together Now! From Yellow Submarine!

[radgoodguy]

JEFF I SHOT A DEER

[knives4thewin]

jeff needs to quit the weed

[oo0TheUnforgiven0oo]

@knives4thewin maybe its medical weed for his weirdness :)

[TheBeyondBeast]

look down the side at all the vids recommended he actually does use dot dot dot alot

[KillerFlyingFish]

EVERYONE LISTEN UP!

This is the new symbol which refers to cutlerylover using fleshlights:

CL 8----- 0===>

The CL stands for cutlerylover!

the 8------ is his penis!

the 0===> is the fleshlight!

[KillerFlyingFish]

10:05 Just fucking click the link!

[Hiruvalye]

*by lol



[Hiruvalye]

All together now buy the Beatles :D

[TheMelonPopper]

I make that decision Jeffery, I MAKE THAT DECISION!...and you my friend are weird. Sorry ;)

[darkinertia2]

this is an awesome video! you need to do more of these, or make a twitter and have people ask questions on there or something...love it!

[flobberdob69]

Jeff is drunk, high and wierd. Lol :o

[thejustinl1]

jeff what the hell did you smoke before the vid lol

[Somone77]

Wadsworth constant applies.

[TheElgorr]

three dots are called an ellipsis it signifys pause or something is left out. Thank you Mr. Woodsum.

[wolfcookieo9]

Jeff im really wishing you would message me back sometimes my man. Its not an urgent rush but I really want to know about trading I will try contacting you through your email to but i have things to trade with you possibly.

[sailingmanuel]

People coming to you on how to score with the ladies?

[The1WhiteFox]

Jeff is a fellow stoner :)

[HunterRyngo]

You are the best Jegg!!! :D

[RangerAmp]

Thank god for spell check eh!

[sheepdog1289]

it's time for public humiliation! everyone's grammatical errors posted in a video!

[colt459595]

Great video Jeff! Keep up the great work!

[cragus2004]

this was a great idea for a video

[MrMartygamer]

Mac? use Screenflow

[Booone21]

"I really appreciate these kinds of messages" *hovers over block user button*

[IDontSpeakChinese]

@Booone21 lol i noticed that to

[pietzeekoe]

ZOMG I would go crazy if I had to read all these comments, thats commitment.

[Hakbje]

Hey Jeff, interested in selling your cold steel voyager x2? I'll pay very good money for it.

Håkon, Norway

[charlesburton95]

Since you said that you read every single comment, I feel the need to apologize for posting so many comments, especially on this video.

I also want to say keep up the good work! I watch 99% of the videos you post, and you always make me laugh. Thank you, Jeff!

[charlesburton95]

Lol, when you started to search the word "House" I saw Benny Benassi come up in the search suggestions. Made my day!

[knifedude3]

I cracked up when you made the fart noise (or was that real 0_0)

[charlesburton95]

Lol, "I'm creative in the ways I obtain the goods"

You stealing, Jeff? :P

[NoLimit4Cards]

6:42 My favorite phrase from Jeff XD Haha

[knifedude3]

I watched the whole thing 0:00 to 34:38 lol Great channel jeff keep it up

[charlesburton95]

Grammar Nazi Anonymous - My name is Charles, and I am a Grammar Nazi. I apologize if this might offend you.

[gianthomunculus]

i absolutely agree with you!

"weird" is purely a question of definition. and usually it is defined by the majority. the same goes for "insane", " normal" and so on...

[coolcorbin35]

you are what i do every day

[Bloaps]

I sent you a message like aaages ago regarding my zippo problem, but it doesn't matter if you can't help

[centola199]

Jeff thanks for makeing awsome YouTube videos. :) :D

[hoblesy]

I haven’t seen any videos on the ronson penciliter.

I have recently bought one from ebay and have a problem, it had the flint stuck which i fixed with a drill bit twisting by hand, but even with a new ronson or zippo flint it wont spark, this maybe because the down force of the pocket clip doesn’t turn the flint wheel hard enough, like the pressure from the flint spring won’t let the wheel spin

have you got a fix, what could/should i do? thx for your vids

keep it going

[Thirteen20sixx]

Thanks for keeping it real and taking the time to read messages and comments.

[BenTheDream1018]

Jeff, YOUR AWESOME!

Enough said.

[zippo57jc]

what is the name of that small fixed blade knife in your channel background?

[andrew101678]

u were right i goggled the knife and u were right awesome jeff your good at identifieng knifes

[KnivesEh]

Hey Jeff,

Sorry I havent shipped the hot sauce but i'll get it shipped next week so you'll get it within the month

[NinjaAegis]

Gramma naziz!

[Zippoguy1000]

All together now ~the beatles

[shadows80345]

both top comments are trash..here's my chance. Instead of just recording your screen use Camtasia, or hypercam to record just on your computer :)

[shadows80345]

okay were is the old JEFF, kk so i (only) watched your videos because of your cool survival videos. and now theeres all these poop videos about local wildlife??? and silly halloween costumes *tisk tisk*. i want survival videos :D

-John

[mrtrolling100]

hey Jeff, could u do more knife trick video's

[Lorbera]

The song is All together now by the Beatles.

[freddiemjames]

Is it better to delete your messeges after you read them?

[THE13EARJEW]

THERE'S MORE: I searched up the SOG Twitch XL and found a picture on Google of the main character of House holdig the knife in question. So, yes, you are correct. :D

[THE13EARJEW]

Watching a Youtube video ON Youtube. Youtubeception!

[nxji]

Do more videos like this m8.

[woodscraftoutdoors]

All together now by the beatles nice choose of music

[ytrewqbmf]

damn now not only you are tired, now i am tooo. droowsy vid man. still kind a like it., to fall a sleep with it. tnx dont need prozax today.

lol

[Drummerboycw]

This video shows how much of a nice guy Jeff is....

[bfgguns]

Fuck, what's an f-bomb?

[DeathMetalRegulator]

hahaha i like tired jeff

[kidage22]

please do this more often :p

[Supermassively]

Cool, I managed to identify that knife as soon as I saw it! I have the regular small Twitch, but you can just tell it was a Twitch by the large triangular flipper and the stacked-disc-shape pivot.

[Smt923]

The part where you found the knife for that guy was awesome

[MrSinatras]

still watching the vid LOL

[MATAtheFIRST]

10:10 is when the reading actually starts

[kanesabian]

Family friendly: knives, guns and hot sauce.

[Supermassively]

@kanesabian Those are perfectly family friendly.

[kanesabian]

Use screen recording software? Better quality and it's easier.

[skozik9]

22:17 LOT POLISH AIRLINES 767 :) greatings from Poland (don't know if I spelled it right lolz)

[aDAMPis1913]

WTF! Jeff i belive you have said you stopped doing drugs a long time ago.

[beholderlt]

9:44 the actual reading starts...

[frostedlambs]

@beholderlt thank you

[knifedude3]

@beholderlt Well you should watch the whole thing he covers a lot of things and it gets interesting and the stuff you message him he probably covers in his videos so watch it all kids ;) Plus he always has a moral to the story you always learn stuff so yeah :D

[smellyteonail21]

22:50 tubeception

[DieAreHeeUhh]

I watched this video from beginning to end and thoroughly enjoyed it, Thanks Jeff!

P.S. Your dot thing is weird.. ;)

[DauntedJester]

Ha ha watching this actually made me curious about whether or not you read the message I sent you.

[hrmarinkovic]

BTW Jeff, just go on the internet and look at what Ustasa (Ustaša) actually means, you won't be very happy...

[KiloSierraAlpha]

@hrmarinkovic Damn.... I've just read wikipedia on Ustasa and these fuckers were brutal! They made special knives to murder and butcher people in concentration camps.... they cut throats of Jews, Serbs and Gipsies and had contests to see who will kill more. They did shit Nazi SS didn't do.

Fucking sick. Can't believe I didn't hear of them before.

Fuck everything about this. I've just lost even more faith in humanity.

[XxilikesoupxX]

Were you high when you made this?

random ramblings about messages.

[KurtCobbbbain]

I'm The Nirvanaaa :D

[MYLESLINEHAN]

Jeff's got a girl friend!!

[XxilikesoupxX]

lmao.

heyyyylo.

[zaceezacee]

That Bosnian guy joined youtube on my birthday :D

[broncofan165]

Save time go to 10:08

[TheXRealXBrapp]

He's*

[TheXRealXBrapp]

I guarantee he won't actually see this comment. Get gotta go through thousands a day to see all of them :p

[Cirofost]

Nervaaaaana!

[MrReviewalot]

you had an ounce of ganja?

[Supermassively]

@MrReviewalot Not everyone is a stoner shithead like you.

[MrReviewalot]

@Supermassively Lol haters gunna hate

[TheXRealXBrapp]

I thought the title of that message said "SUCK" instead of "sup". Lol, just...

SUCK!

[Density211]

Bihacki rhymes with bukkake

[cummingsautocare]

@Density211 I bet you love the bukakke to your face.

[Density211]

@cummingsautocare Lol, nice name for auto repair.

[slipknothim13]

jeff when you corrected the word zippos to zippo's you turned it into "..a few very specific zippo is." lol just saying.

[ALWAYZARMED]

hey jeff i know your reading this :D ive been trying to get nuts to get you on skype forever i hope we can talk sometime.

[designator99]

Jeff, you are hilarious when you're tired xD

More of these please!

[MadamTampini]

how much ganj did you smoke before making this video

[shurdi3]

For 35 minutes you replied to a rather small amount of messages lol

[DigitalUrbanCamo]

^(-_-)^

[interista7878]

Wohooo! I guessed Twitch without watching the vid!

... and apparently I have way too much time on hands? :/

Cool vid, Jegg.

[baphomet58]

he doesn't swear, but he makes fleshlight reviews

[Supermassively]

@baphomet58 He never reviewed the Fleshlight, and the stupid Fleshlight jokes and references got old a long time ago.

[baphomet58]

@Supermassively you're a moron. he did review it, but took it down within hours.

[MPaquinJr]

Jeff, you make me lol. Keep up the great work. I end my days watching new videos, or browsing your old ones in bed with my phone. You have also gotten me into some new hobbys. Thanks again.

-Mike

[m1ghtysauc3]

The messed up thing is that I am extremely sleepy while watching this so I understood all your rambling lol. Have a good night Jegg :)

[TheHossUSMC]

A lot of people don't realize the time that goes into replying to comments and PMs. I have maybe a tenth of the subs you have so I can only imagine what you deal with.

[SuperBbick]

Halo!

[UnSpOkEn5sHot]

PM's are suppose to be privet

I don't think your allowed to do this

If you are for some stupid reason Then nice job on the video =) And HEYLO

[rjp9871]

i have absolutely nothing planned. this is a completely spontaneous. but yes, my camera has been pointed on messages the whole time and now iwill read them, but i had no idea of this. but i said i am off topic, but i also said it was a random video so how could i get off topic

[TheHossUSMC]

You dropped the F bomb when you were with me last night buddy.

[KONYEntertainment]

if you google "SOG Twitch XL" and click images, one of the first pictures is house with the knife.