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  • number 7# lol

  • its not drowning i. poo... its drowning in one big pile of shit °_°

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooolllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllll

    LMFAO!!!

  • how did # 1 happen?

  • minuto 0:44 NASA NASA NASA no NUSA

  • the last one is horrible for me cuz im closterfobic

  • The song at the begganing makes me wanna do an evil laugh.....mwhahabwhahahamwhaha­ha........opps sorry

  • song march of the Dead

  • 1.....  WTF OMG HOLY BEEEEEEEEEP

  • 0:32 hE sCREAMS LIKE A WOMAN!!!

  • you auto fail just for putting eyes on a stick figure

  • 2:06 would be worst for me damn my claustrophobia

  • Damn thats one big vending machine o.O

  • The way you showed death by vending machine is surprisingly common. I even once saw precisely that happen to someone when I was a little kid and the police were surrounding the scene and the ambulance crew had pronounced him dead on the scene and some dude was standing there yelling "HOLY SHIT!!!!! HE'S DEAD!!!!! HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!" and the fire brigade had lifted the busted vending machine which had blood and guts all over the front of it.

  • I hate when people pretend like they're in a production. Trip and Fall Productions ?? Really??

  • I don't wanna die in poop. Anyways how do you find a giant peice of crap just lying there and, um. . . How do you get on top of it without sinking?

  • nooooooo pop!

  • press 2

  • it says numer 3 and nusa

  • NUSA

  • The worst death to me is buried alive. You can go a week without anything and I would die from boredness

  • 6 LoL

  • 1:27

    

  • I love #5

  • how could number 5 be a horrible way to die

  • lol nusa!

    NUSA NUSA NUSA!!

  • Yea 10 Is The Scariest

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahhaha

    

  • buried alive O_o

  • Lol thats crazy man :/

  • Love the blinking eyes!!!

  • when it said drowning in poo, i though poo was a typo for pool but then im like shit!

  • 1:20 LOL!

  • 0:28 to 0:34 oh dear god!! Agghhhhhh!!!

  • play 32:00 over and over again!

  • 2:04 OMG, kids help the dude!!!

  • nuber 10 rocks

    

  • i love number 7

  • 2:02 damn marshmellows.. :P

  • 1 is the best

  • 10 is the scariest

  • 0:25 the best. STOP IT.

  • Low on water? Beter drink my own piss.

  • 1:31 LOL :DDDDDDDDDDD

    

  • number 2 is the funniest!

  • Anyone Noticed the Super Mario Theme at 1:40???

  • the drowning in poo happens when i eat three burritos and a large root beer

  • Music?

  • I read somewhere that people actually are stupid enough to get killed by vending machines.

  • 1:34 XD

  • 0:45 He misspelled NASA.

  • Why is 7 always the best one???

  • LOL HOLY SHIT THAT'S FUNNY XDDDD

  • LOL*smack smack* STOP IT *fart* *sigh* -_-

  • And why exactly do you put your head up a elephants butt?

  • Add getting a bottle shoved down your throat then gets punched and the glass prices kill him from the inside

  • wats this called

  • how can u die with a vending macin.....oh never mind.

  • My CHODE IS HUGEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OH DEAR GOD... AHAHAHAHAHAHAH........ STOP IT

    hahahaha oh that made me lol

  • Number 3 says numer 3

  • 1,2,4, and 6 made me laugh my ass off...

    -Lulu <3

  • Haha, Buried Alive :D

  • I don't understand Number 5.

  • im laughing my head of during these they are haking awsome lol

  • They ARE horrible ways to die. The forest reminded me of furry vengence... (Sorry if I spelt it wrong...)

  • number 1 and number 6 are the same

  • the stick figure version of 1000 ways to die

  • keep clicking at 0:34 then stop. it'll look hilarious!

  • Drowning in Poo: Dinos r extinct,

    Head stuck in an Elephant asshole: Why are you so fascinated over that?

    In Space: I think NASA will be safer.

    Falling into sharp objects: Make sure your plane co-ordination are not faulty and don't forget the parachute.

  • This is so retarded that its funny :)

  • 0.20 LOL

  • shit. all that trouble he had to go through just to get a snack from a vending machine!

  • i thing the drowning in poo falls under the the same thing as choking in an elephant's asshole

    -mattvision09

  • Green flame?

  • In my opinion buried alive is the most horrible imagine the feelings when youre under the ground the sensation of fear takin your body and crying because you'll never see your family and friends :(

  • Vending Maching eh?

  • stupid

  • technicaly you dont explode in space you freeze over then if you come in conttact with something you shatter into a million pieces

  • Not as funny as the first.

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  • I'm in the weird side of youtube again...

  • My name is Nini, I was raped before I died.I used to enjoy pain and now I inflict it upon people. I was tortured and raped until I could no longer breath. Thoses meanies now suffer and die, and thoses who do not repost this on 5 other videos you will die too. I hate it too but I do believe that at the strike of 12 am, thoses who did not repost this will die a horrible death after seeing a bloody face covered with long dark hair. Thoses who do repost this will get a kiss from their crush

  • @bellagoth23 ...And those who post retarded ass spam will annoy the fuck out of everyone.

  • @bellagoth23 firstly, my bff's name is nini, secondly, she has dark hair, thirdly, i hate my life, pls kill me

  • Number 1 people have it coming to them if they place justin biebers baby song out loud on a bus..... Come here you sod

  • o dear god AHHHH!!! *acorns get thrown* STOP IT!

  • funny, especially the buried alive bit.

  • I love the eye popping effects. I honestly thought you'd have a wave of blue fall into him

  • O MY SAVE HIM NUSA!! (itbsaid nusa!)

  • if you shove your god damn face up an elephants ass you probebly deserve to die

  • 0:47 SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAACE!!!!!

  • Thumbs up if you didn't watch the credits

  • quicksand poop

  • LOL

  • NAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Pop*

  • the sky isnt falling, the ground is rising

  • I love #7, go bird go!

  • HO DEAR GOD AHHHHHH LOL LOVED THAT ONE

  • @Pepercor who gives a flying fuck what my name is I hate chain message douchebags that are actually retarded enough to believe that shit so if you don't shut the fuck up with your fake douche bag stuff because rape isn't a joke you asshole. SO POST THIS TO SHUTTING THE FUCK UP

  • at least you got rid of that scream from the last one

  • thumbs up if you think drowning in poo would SUCK

  • what the hell hapent on 5 and in space

  • 1:59 :') marshmallows . or rusty old tools...mainly sharp things.. LMFAO

  • Notice how the blood leaks into the red loading bar..

  • NUSA!

  • hey elephant that ain't his dick but keep it up there!

  • I didn't heard anything about 'nusa'

  • funny

  • press 2 for bird poop

  • tumps up for the forest

  • The really messed up part number 1 actuall happened to someone. Some poor elphant pen cleaner got his head stuck in an elephants behind when the darn thing backed into him.

  • much better

  • WHAT TYPE OF ANIMAL MAKES POOP BIGGER THAN A HUMAN?????

  • uh yeah... you spent zero time on this, huh?

  • i think dieing in a coffin buried alive is the worst. you are dehydrated, suffocating, starving, and concious at the same time.

  • Why Is His Head In An Elephants Ass To Begin With??

  • plup !!

  • o my god!, they killled Kenny. U BASTARDS !!!!!!!!!

  • i dont recall forest birds being in desserts

  • in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaace PORTAL 2

  • i liked number 3 4 and 7. 3 because his head popped and his body kept floating. 4 because of his crazy laugh and was able to pick up the vending machine.and 7 because he wanted water the bird dropped got opend it and another bird took it.

  • NUSA??

  • Fire isn't green.

  • 3 is cool XD

  • ur so gay and fake dude what the hell ur disgusting cereal killer u just gave me nightmares man

  • @coolbreeze22able lol, faggot

  • You spelled machine wrong...

  • 1:10

  • NUSA, xD

  • You have waaaaaaaaay to much free time on you hands!

  • vendo?

  • The first one really happened no lie

  • @MrCheshireCats umm... what?

  • @gokcankrc67 the first one really happened see i was watching a show and there was this guy who was cleaning out the elephant cage and the elephant sat on the guys head.

  • whats the music at the bigging called

  • Hahah Funny asz Shxxt !

  • Number 2 = XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDD

  • 0:29-0:39 jajaja

  • Wazzup with Number 1???

  • 0:44 OMG! This is really horrible!

    I like 0:18 :D

  • Oh dear god AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • @ClaireandKenta4eva stop it!

  • @ClaireandKenta4eva THROWS 5 AICORNS STOP IT!!!!

    

  • Being buried alive urgh. Creeeepy

  • WHY WAS THE FIRE GREEN?

  • More stupider than the first one.

  • The first vid was better

  • THANK GOD NO SCREAM LOL!

  • THANK GOD NO SCREAM LOL!

  • @jackofam4 its just a frigging funny anime

  • jackofam4@ its just a fukin anime

  • Green Lightsaber :D

  • no blood. =(

  • why I wach this ,I do not know

  • the first one was so goddamn stupid, and yet i felt it necessary to watch this one too. wowww... i have no life.

  •  1:37 damn birds...

  • i like the last one :D

  • ''like ''1000 weys do die

  • i can tell that these sounds are either from a soundboard or from previous recordings

  • Vending Machine, not vending MACHING!

  • @ThatFatCat0 uhh...what the fuck, do i know you???? most likely noo.

  • thumbs up if u thought vending machine was actually wedding maching

  • sorry but i just fought, alien coming out of your chest AHH The best bit in the film :)

  • you got that from htf at 0:53

  • it would be funnier when in number 4 at the end a lolly come out ;)

  • The wending machine is the classic

  • funnyist number 2 forist

  • More dangerous is burried alive

  • At first i was like looking at the title and i was like, oh this is gonna be so gory. Then i watched and realized that it was a douche.