1-Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg, the batmobie lost a weel and the joker got away...HEY! 2- deck the halls 3- i don't know the title, it's about baby Jesus 4- O Christmas tree 5-gloria...?
I know four of them, but only two are necessary. Jingle Bells (because bells are awesome) and Deck the Halls (because those Fa la las can make anyone so happy)
I wonder if it would be too late to make a Dave the Goth video where he explores the holiday season, or would that tie in under the exploring religion?
Ohhhh my gosh, Paul! This is so ridiculous and HILARIOUS! I laughed incredibly hard!! Pure gold!!! The part with you shaking the bells was hysterical, and I also loooved the part with you and the O! magazines, jumping on and rubbing the trees. Bravo!!! 5 stars, fav'd, and will spread the vid! Classic Paul video! Sooo weird but HILARIOUS!
Jingle bells,Deck the halls,Away in a manger,Oh christmas tree,Hark the herald angels sing and what was with the guy calling you names by the trees,nobody wants free help anymore LOL!
Nice Christmas video bro, funny stuff, I want a cool high def camera like yours for Christmas :) I wish I was still shooting stuff as much as I use to, HAPPY HOLIDAYS BRO!!
You'd think those Christmas tree salesmen would be feeling the joy of the holiday spirit. They were downright mean to you. And what does it take to make SOME people smile? Sheesh!!!
Who knew tree salesmen were so violent? He needs Christmas Prozac!! Maybe he's got a tree up his ass? What was it he said he was going to do with you exactly?
Where the hell are you Paul you don't make the videos anymore ?
NB5BHVL 1 month ago
I refuse to follow you on twitter but I also refuse to twitter you on follow so it's OK
dannielpreto 3 months ago
Get! Get! Get the fuck out of here, you fucking retartd, lmao.
chris96kalonji 6 months ago
the lady at 0:28 looks like my fourth grade teacher (:
minillable1 6 months ago
1:23 = complete awesomeness pause at 1:24
joebob701 1 year ago
LMFAO 5 stars for sloth from the Goonies ! :P
HuntFishTrap128 1 year ago
I love the ending i laughed so hard my parents thought i was going crazy :D
love4knex 1 year ago
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love4knex 1 year ago
@love4knex prick
smexable 1 year ago
@smexable What the crap? Honestly how did my comment offend you?
love4knex 1 year ago
what is the song #5 and the artist?
tylertyler82 1 year ago
i nu al
levizer 1 year ago
mild drug use, wtf?
gomilev 1 year ago
@gomilev the ciggarets
tylerrox155 1 year ago
@gomilev the cigarettes
joebob701 1 year ago
your face is so funny
Pezz2244 1 year ago
Hey what was the last song called?
lies4theliars58975 1 year ago
dude your hilarious you still go to ucla ?
XxcoreycrowzxX 1 year ago
lol #5
wordman 1 year ago
this guy does this stuff in my city, lol i recognize places in some of his videos
ElectroAsylum 1 year ago
damn sloths girl is hot...
everydayidiealilmore 1 year ago
5 stars for sloth
hxllywxxdnights 1 year ago
lol oh my god xD
KittieBeJewelled 1 year ago
oh my gosh! I was cracking up with in the 1st five seconds! Could've done w/o kissing the baby Jesus tho. Other than that - he's an absolute riot.
kristip16 1 year ago
that was hilarious
luv4unc53 1 year ago
That little douche at 1:35 is exactly the kind of scum i would fucking stab if he talked to me like that
twistedfool420 2 years ago
id beat up , i wouldnt stab... Knifes are for pussys.
rating123 2 years ago
What
Lilhoneybear2 2 years ago
@ Twstedfool420 Oh man you must be brave.. you'd actually dare to pickup a f*ckin' weapon against an unarmed person?
What's next using a shootgun vs a kid?
Do me a favor and die. Fuckin' pussy.
RealNahaj 1 year ago
Why so serious?
jman7625 1 year ago
I'm sure shootguns are fairly effective against another person, but in my opinion, I think I'd use a shotgun.
En3rgyM4XX 1 year ago
@RealNahaj LOLOLOLOLLOLLLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOL
MrSwiftNinja 1 year ago
LOL! nice one
TheDarksEmpyrean 2 years ago
The marijuana menace killed Paul!
MeatLoafEnchilada 2 years ago
This guy looks like a nerdy Ryan Johnson (Vancouver Canucks) with glasses.
DLPanda 2 years ago
oh noessss red necks selling xmas treess !!
GearsMad 2 years ago 2
Yeah they sounded like rednecks.
xMarucsFenixX 2 years ago 6
so sweey and funny^^i like t^^i wish you the best for new year ^^5*****5
horizont20001 2 years ago
is this Billings Bridge shooping mall in ottawa?
GTiFLoW 2 years ago
yup
munnyfish 2 years ago
I swore that lady at :025 was going to whack the crap out of him with that cane! I was just waiting for it! She spun around so fast lol!
stingstungme 2 years ago
ROFL get the f out of here fing retard or ill f you or somethign like thst lol
PrincessDiana1994 2 years ago
you so make me wna do weird random stuff xD lmao
CassdOOb 2 years ago
frickin jingle bells
ilovebaseball21 2 years ago
1:12 He REALLY loves Jesus lol
monamisebas1234 2 years ago
1.Jingle Bells
2.Deck the Halls
3.Away in a Manger
4.O' Christmas Tree
5.ding dong merrily on high????(i think)
skeleanimal94 2 years ago
lmmfao 1:27 it seemed real on buddys face who was gettin pissed. i saw oprah! lol
chickjohn 2 years ago 2
i watched you blow up like 12 times! so epic!
BennyBisMe 2 years ago
LMFAOO.
i cant breathe !
itsmelissa7 2 years ago 2
LOL
Happy Holidays
heartbeat3 2 years ago
ha'ha'ha santa guy :o)
backtolumby5 2 years ago
#2 has to be from Charlie Brown =D
spotandedgar 2 years ago
Deck the MALL? with bows of holly?
sistalinda 2 years ago
omg I laughed this entire video, youre so funny haha
DrDarkness666 2 years ago 2
get the f outa here you fn retard
R4ndomCrap 2 years ago
i love christmas but i still love paul more.
Like your interpretation of the christmas songs :)
Fabian0405 2 years ago
lmfao people all just looked pissed off and grumpy, and there's paul with a shit eating grin.
Shroctopus 2 years ago
Who knew Scrooge was a Christmas Tree Salesman? WOW.
sistalinda 2 years ago
i had no idea what any of these were...
saluja6 2 years ago
Great video
jingle bells
deck the halls
???
O christmas tree
???
iluvebam4ever123 2 years ago
Away in a manger
Don't know song 5 ....
Shroctopus 2 years ago
Yeah. Number 5 stumped me too.
sistalinda 2 years ago
I think I love you Paul. You are so flipping hilarious man, will you be my friend?! Happy Christ-uanzica-anukkah... or whatever.
Nexis 2 years ago 3
would love to be friends!!!!
Love ya 2!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
@PaulTelner
:)
The beginning was so frickin funny
keep going
1: i subscribe
2: response? :3
Combine1337 2 years ago
Chrsna Chanu Kwanza- kah.. Maybe?
sistalinda 2 years ago
@sistalinda there ya go! =)
Nexis 2 years ago
Paul is doing a XD jingle bells!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD!
kandyalley641 2 years ago
lmao You have guts to do that in public=]
EPIC 5 stars
beccah666 2 years ago
i got turned on when paul started kissing Jesus....
shhhhhhQQ 2 years ago
2nd hand smoking = explode
MikeMarino 2 years ago
lmao get the fuck outta here you fucking retard lol great vid man!
M1dnightSou1 2 years ago
I think bells jingling = horny LoL 1:10 CHESTER!
FangnclawX 2 years ago
SLOTH GOON FTW
Gyiry 2 years ago
1-Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg, the batmobie lost a weel and the joker got away...HEY! 2- deck the halls 3- i don't know the title, it's about baby Jesus 4- O Christmas tree 5-gloria...?
kietteio 2 years ago
i want to go on a date with Paul Telner
aznfhs17 2 years ago
Amazing :)Hope paul,jason and his friends and their families have a merry christmas.Always watch your videos if im down.
donkerskaduwee 2 years ago
when i heard the first song i was like"VIVE LE VENT D'HIVER!!"
avalita139607 2 years ago
what s the song where he gets stoned i love that song
tylertyler82 2 years ago
LOLLLL!!!!! XD
666DevilDeath666 2 years ago
Brilliance. :-)
gottabeandrew 2 years ago
got most of em, eh?
especially tha christmas tree grinch!
happy chrissmass paul!!!!!
backwoodsgps 2 years ago
LOL
markustheaters 2 years ago
paul kissing baby jesus got me hard... is that weird?
rawnie79 2 years ago 2
I know four of them, but only two are necessary. Jingle Bells (because bells are awesome) and Deck the Halls (because those Fa la las can make anyone so happy)
I wonder if it would be too late to make a Dave the Goth video where he explores the holiday season, or would that tie in under the exploring religion?
WebbGnome0 2 years ago
happy holidays! :D
ufomonkey 2 years ago
GTFO you Fucking retard XDDDD
vasil222 2 years ago 6
omg.
i love you.
this is now my new favorite video that you've put up.
<3
victorianpurls 2 years ago
Sloth huh?!? yea no... its fine... no no really, its fine
MysteeOcean 2 years ago
this was hilarious!!!! :D
vidssesw 2 years ago
ROFL!! omggggg lol the old dude was like ....????? u just made my day! xD
donnajupiterrr 2 years ago
Jingle Bells
Deck The Halls
Away in A Manger.
O' Christmas Tree
Didn't know the last one. ^^;
ccoolchic1 2 years ago
my hero
Cloudsrange 2 years ago
bring back dave the goth!
SvartaClothsLover 2 years ago
sloth from the goonies was more attractive than that guy
Gotmilk001 2 years ago
'sloth' from the goonies
OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i love that movie
HAHAHA. 5*
ohshitmanda 2 years ago
That was superb! I Loved the random exploding :P
supertom123 2 years ago
kissing the baby jesus. hahhaa
azztec 2 years ago
haha! Absolutely brilliant :-D You crack me up big time!
PadeyDaxx0r 2 years ago
LMAO Merry Christmas !!!
Ericspasstime 2 years ago
"GTFO U FUCKING RITARD"
xD
Winsucker 2 years ago
Jingle Bells
Deck the Halls
Away in a Manger
O' Christmas Tree
Ding Dong Merrily On High
DO I WIN AND GET COOKIE?!?!
mm...mm...mm... DELICIOUS!!!
mapleshadower 2 years ago
get. lol
pdot1337 2 years ago
GAD ! I wish I was just like you! ;p
MeMoReXoZ 2 years ago
I'd tap that girl saying Merry Xmas
TheAnnoyingSwede 2 years ago 6
Jingle bells
Deck the halls,
away in a manger,
OH christmas tree, Hark the herald angel sing,
Tom96zeewolde 2 years ago
oh i got goose bumps when you kissed baby jesus O.O
thisisthegiiiirl 2 years ago
@thisisthegiiiirl is that good or bad?
soundrone 2 years ago
i would say kinda bad..?
thisisthegiiiirl 2 years ago
Agh! You are such a laugh!! I could never do the random stuff you do, no shame!! haaha!!
NZDEBUK 2 years ago
Ohhhh my gosh, Paul! This is so ridiculous and HILARIOUS! I laughed incredibly hard!! Pure gold!!! The part with you shaking the bells was hysterical, and I also loooved the part with you and the O! magazines, jumping on and rubbing the trees. Bravo!!! 5 stars, fav'd, and will spread the vid! Classic Paul video! Sooo weird but HILARIOUS!
Amkii 2 years ago
Id look at you and be like. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U!?
evilangel19891 2 years ago
I rated and favorited. Now I'm commenting. You happy?
LuveitsGrreat 2 years ago
Hahahah!! I laughed so hard that my class started to giv me weird looks!
You made my day today Paul, very funny!
poolsuporter 2 years ago
HAHA! :)
SaiPenGuiN 2 years ago
Jingle bells,Deck the halls,Away in a manger,Oh christmas tree,Hark the herald angels sing and what was with the guy calling you names by the trees,nobody wants free help anymore LOL!
bdsninja 2 years ago
Nice Christmas video bro, funny stuff, I want a cool high def camera like yours for Christmas :) I wish I was still shooting stuff as much as I use to, HAPPY HOLIDAYS BRO!!
thezacholleyshow 2 years ago
HAHAHA your face in Jingle Bells... paul, i almost DIED. haaaa
GreekGoddess21 2 years ago
1. Jingle Bells
2. Deck the Hall
3. Away in a manger
4. O Christmas Tree
5. Angels we have heard on high!
What'd I win!!!! I've already won stuff tonight so I'm in a taking mood! :)
realitytc 2 years ago
You make me laugh man. I guess random shananigans are the thing for me!
MERRY KRISSESS..sessses esssessessssees..sesss. essseseeessseseeseeseseese.
samuelmichaud 2 years ago
I got all but the last one. But I've never heard it before, so... O-o;
ShadeC4 2 years ago
Lol best video i've seen you do in a while, the bells were hilarious!
MikenCheese 2 years ago
1. Jingle Bells
2. Deck the Halls
3. Away in a Manger
4. O Christmas Tree
5. ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH! LOL!
seoulite2005 2 years ago
Haha... you never stop making me lmao :D
MommyIdol 2 years ago
I was too distracted with how funny you were to name any hahahahahaha
KrazyRawb 2 years ago
hey Thank u!!!!! merrry xmas!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
great video as always!!!
MrHollick 2 years ago
jingle bells, deck the halls, away in a manger, oh christmas tree, ding dong merrily on high. :)
sandorhn 2 years ago
1. Jingle Bells
2. Deck the Halls
3. A maiden most gentle
4. O christmas tree
5.Alleluia
dbwoods11 2 years ago
1) Jingle Bells
2) Deck the Hells
3)
4) O'Chirstmas Tree
5)
CSIKate 2 years ago
get the fuck out of here you retard lmao nice guy
chrisw40 2 years ago
dam man you know how many people made out with that baby jesus! millions!
chrisw40 2 years ago
Paul!!! LMFAO!!! omg I about lost it at 1:10 hahahahaha that was great! U RULE!!!!
xoxo
Runae
RunaeMoon 2 years ago
1. Jingle Bells
2. Deck the Halls
3. (I forget the name)
4. O, Christmas Tree
5. (I forget the name)
Aw, Paul blew up
iluvjoejonasmorthanu 2 years ago
IM STILL BURNING! AHH!!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
the begginning when you would stop jingling those bells and just stand there: LULZZZZ. merry christmas, paul!
tastic93 2 years ago
Merry xmas Paul!!
ihatedbyy0ui 2 years ago
Paul, you owe me a drink. I literally sprayed when I watched you get kicked out of the tree place. :D
Five stars - this one is a keeper!
cdnnmoonpie 2 years ago
That was amazing. true christmas spirit in the last one Paul. =D
DarkMCR666 2 years ago
How sweet that you kissed baby Jesus so tenderly.
You'd think those Christmas tree salesmen would be feeling the joy of the holiday spirit. They were downright mean to you. And what does it take to make SOME people smile? Sheesh!!!
DebUSA 2 years ago
Aww my, I couldn't breath for a second, I was laughing so much at the first song!!! You look like an elf on sugar overdose!!!
That guy was soooo mean!!!
You made my day Paul!!!
(knew all the songs;)
regamom3 2 years ago
Lol, did you get high?
GaigeYa 2 years ago
i laughed soooo hard when the guy told you to "get the fuck out of her you fucking retard!"
auntjemimaful 2 years ago
u win because u bought those o magizines with ellen on them
DylanDiedRof1 2 years ago
Mery xmas!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
awesome paul !!! merry xmas :)
santiagog1000 2 years ago
Happy freakin' holidays Paul... btw am I ever going to get you to say POP?? :))
speckalou 2 years ago
hahahahahaha marry xmas bro
mmdghr 2 years ago
i dont understand the magazine gloves...
sgtsnakeeyes11 2 years ago
Reminds me of the crazy lady in TJ MAX that was ringing the her bell non-stop and wouldn't stop...
Ironically enough, her one hand hand a cast on it. Must of been the original hand she used to ring the bell :S
NathaliesDream 2 years ago
Oh my gosh Paul, you made me laugh so frickin hard!!! XD
I knew all but the last one. Your hints were very nice though :)
lindseeeyyyyy 2 years ago
lmao "5 stars for Sloth from the Goonies" I didnt know who that was so I googled it and saw the picture and rofl
0BALLINN0 2 years ago
5 stars for making everyone's life a little more surreal.
boobtubious 2 years ago
Thanx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PaulTelner 2 years ago
Love u Paul!!!
ultimatelights13 2 years ago
Love u 2!!! :)
PaulTelner 2 years ago
Sloth from Goonies! LOL.
FATMIME 2 years ago
non.
Nebosolo 2 years ago
Who knew tree salesmen were so violent? He needs Christmas Prozac!! Maybe he's got a tree up his ass? What was it he said he was going to do with you exactly?
sheri226 2 years ago
"Get out of her you f*cking retard. I'll punch you right in the f*cking face."
UFOProductionsLtd 2 years ago
You know... you aren't ACTUALLY supposed to name all the songs.
Anyways, funny vid as always!
Keael 2 years ago
why....? did you make out with Jesus?
SilverSwan16 2 years ago
jangle ball!
newfounddeath 2 years ago
merry x-mas paul!
hadrians 2 years ago
Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead?
canadianstudmuffin 2 years ago
whoa it's sloth from the goonies
Barboy0 2 years ago
lolpaul.
thepokemanzchannel 2 years ago
you got 5 starts even before Sloth made an appearance HAHA
summerlover0810 2 years ago
Jingle Bells... LMAO Paul!!!! :P Ur Funny!!! :P
Deck The Halls! lmao
Away IN A Manger! lol :P (Scary)
Oh Christmas Tree! lmao
ExpressYourself077 2 years ago
Got me right into the christmas spirit...
...and then you made out with jesus
ProfDizzyZoo 2 years ago 2
jingle bells, deck the halls, away in a manger, oh christmas tree, not sure about 5 though
redrovertdm 2 years ago
Ding Dong Merrily On High is one of my favorite all time Christmas songs. Love your vids Paul!
christopheraasmith 2 years ago
Ps: Merry Christmas Paul!
christopheraasmith 2 years ago
1:08 - hahaha you're going to hell!! LMFAO
Happy Holidays Paul!
FireOnHighEldorado 2 years ago
0:18 Man has same expression as 0:25 Woman LMFAO
redsox42311 2 years ago
sweeet baby jesus
todanp 2 years ago
tough guy at 1:30
crephotos 2 years ago
jingles bells, deck the halls, bethleham,
mitchskater 2 years ago
stop making out with baby jesus LOL!!!
yojomo 2 years ago
you must be from ottawa, I can recognize the bus stop pole things!
skitza95 2 years ago
some nice effects
balob 2 years ago
Awesome straight to my favorites
Bocist 2 years ago 2
christmas is my favourite time of year, more then my b-day cuz everyone is happy on my xmas not just me i love evcerything about xmas
silentpounce 2 years ago
The video is awesome!
Sloth works in my building LOL
zarzarbinks 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA!!!! AWESOME! XD My favorite part was when you put the mistletoe on the old ladies head that was awesome. XD
KazziKolorZz 2 years ago