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  • Where the hell are you Paul you don't make the videos anymore ?

  • I refuse to follow you on twitter but I also refuse to twitter you on follow so it's OK

  • Get! Get! Get the fuck out of here, you fucking retartd, lmao.

  • the lady at 0:28 looks like my fourth grade teacher (:

  • 1:23 = complete awesomeness pause at 1:24

  • LMFAO 5 stars for sloth from the Goonies ! :P

  • I love the ending i laughed so hard my parents thought i was going crazy :D

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  • @love4knex prick

  • @smexable What the crap? Honestly how did my comment offend you?

  • what is the song #5 and the artist?

  • i nu al

  • mild drug use, wtf?

  • @gomilev the ciggarets

  • @gomilev the cigarettes

  • your face is so funny

  • Hey what was the last song called?

  • dude your hilarious you still go to ucla ?

  • lol #5

  • this guy does this stuff in my city, lol i recognize places in some of his videos

  • damn sloths girl is hot...

  • 5 stars for sloth

  • lol oh my god xD

  • oh my gosh! I was cracking up with in the 1st five seconds! Could've done w/o kissing the baby Jesus tho. Other than that - he's an absolute riot.

  • that was hilarious

  • That little douche at 1:35 is exactly the kind of scum i would fucking stab if he talked to me like that

  • id beat up , i wouldnt stab... Knifes are for pussys.

  • What

  • @ Twstedfool420 Oh man you must be brave.. you'd actually dare to pickup a f*ckin' weapon against an unarmed person?

    What's next using a shootgun vs a kid?

    Do me a favor and die. Fuckin' pussy.

  • Why so serious?

  • I'm sure shootguns are fairly effective against another person, but in my opinion, I think I'd use a shotgun.

  • @RealNahaj LOLOLOLOLLOLLLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOL­

  • LOL! nice one

  • The marijuana menace killed Paul!

  • This guy looks like a nerdy Ryan Johnson (Vancouver Canucks) with glasses.

  • oh noessss red necks selling xmas treess !!

  • Yeah they sounded like rednecks.

  • so sweey and funny^^i like t^^i wish you the best for new year ^^5*****5

  • is this Billings Bridge shooping mall in ottawa?

  • yup

  • I swore that lady at :025 was going to whack the crap out of him with that cane! I was just waiting for it! She spun around so fast lol!

  • ROFL get the f out of here fing retard or ill f you or somethign like thst lol

  • you so make me wna do weird random stuff xD lmao

  • frickin jingle bells

  • 1:12 He REALLY loves Jesus lol

  • 1.Jingle Bells

    2.Deck the Halls

    3.Away in a Manger

    4.O' Christmas Tree

    5.ding dong merrily on high????(i think)

  • lmmfao 1:27 it seemed real on buddys face who was gettin pissed. i saw oprah! lol

  • i watched you blow up like 12 times! so epic!

  • LMFAOO.

    i cant breathe !

  • LOL

    Happy Holidays

  • ha'ha'ha santa guy :o)

  • #2 has to be from Charlie Brown =D

  • Deck the MALL? with bows of holly?

  • omg I laughed this entire video, youre so funny haha

  • get the f outa here you fn retard

  • i love christmas but i still love paul more.

    Like your interpretation of the christmas songs :)

  • lmfao people all just looked pissed off and grumpy, and there's paul with a shit eating grin.

  • Who knew Scrooge was a Christmas Tree Salesman? WOW.

  • i had no idea what any of these were...

  • Great video

    jingle bells

    deck the halls

    ???

    O christmas tree

    ???

  • Away in a manger

    Don't know song 5 ....

  • Yeah. Number 5 stumped me too.

  • I think I love you Paul. You are so flipping hilarious man, will you be my friend?! Happy Christ-uanzica-anukkah... or whatever.

  • would love to be friends!!!!

    Love ya 2!

  • @PaulTelner

    :)

    The beginning was so frickin funny

    keep going

    1: i subscribe

    2: response? :3

  • Chrsna Chanu Kwanza- kah.. Maybe?

  • @sistalinda there ya go! =)

  • Paul is doing a XD jingle bells!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD!

  • lmao You have guts to do that in public=]

    EPIC 5 stars

  • i got turned on when paul started kissing Jesus....

  • 2nd hand smoking = explode

  • lmao get the fuck outta here you fucking retard lol great vid man!

  • I think bells jingling = horny LoL 1:10 CHESTER!

  • SLOTH GOON FTW

  • 1-Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg, the batmobie lost a weel and the joker got away...HEY! 2- deck the halls 3- i don't know the title, it's about baby Jesus 4- O Christmas tree 5-gloria...?

  • i want to go on a date with Paul Telner

  • Amazing :)Hope paul,jason and his friends and their families have a merry christmas.Always watch your videos if im down.

  • when i heard the first song i was like"VIVE LE VENT D'HIVER!!"

  • what s the song where he gets stoned i love that song

  • LOLLLL!!!!! XD

  • Brilliance. :-)

  • got most of em, eh?

    especially tha christmas tree grinch!

    happy chrissmass paul!!!!!

  • LOL

  • paul kissing baby jesus got me hard... is that weird?

  • I know four of them, but only two are necessary. Jingle Bells (because bells are awesome) and Deck the Halls (because those Fa la las can make anyone so happy)

    I wonder if it would be too late to make a Dave the Goth video where he explores the holiday season, or would that tie in under the exploring religion?

  • happy holidays! :D

  • GTFO you Fucking retard XDDDD

  • omg.

    i love you.

    this is now my new favorite video that you've put up.

    <3

  • Sloth huh?!? yea no... its fine... no no really, its fine

  • this was hilarious!!!! :D

  • ROFL!! omggggg lol the old dude was like ....????? u just made my day! xD

  • Jingle Bells

    Deck The Halls

    Away in A Manger.

    O' Christmas Tree

    Didn't know the last one. ^^;

  • my hero

  • bring back dave the goth!

  • sloth from the goonies was more attractive than that guy

  • 'sloth' from the goonies

    OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    i love that movie

    HAHAHA. 5*

  • That was superb! I Loved the random exploding :P

  • kissing the baby jesus. hahhaa

  • haha! Absolutely brilliant :-D You crack me up big time!

  • LMAO Merry Christmas !!!

  • "GTFO U FUCKING RITARD"

    xD

  • Jingle Bells

    Deck the Halls

    Away in a Manger

    O' Christmas Tree

    Ding Dong Merrily On High

    DO I WIN AND GET COOKIE?!?!

    mm...mm...mm... DELICIOUS!!!

  • get. lol

  • GAD ! I wish I was just like you! ;p

  • I'd tap that girl saying Merry Xmas

  • Jingle bells

    Deck the halls,

    away in a manger,

    OH christmas tree, Hark the herald angel sing,

  • oh i got goose bumps when you kissed baby jesus O.O

  • @thisisthegiiiirl is that good or bad?

  • i would say kinda bad..?

  • Agh! You are such a laugh!! I could never do the random stuff you do, no shame!! haaha!!

  • Ohhhh my gosh, Paul! This is so ridiculous and HILARIOUS! I laughed incredibly hard!! Pure gold!!! The part with you shaking the bells was hysterical, and I also loooved the part with you and the O! magazines, jumping on and rubbing the trees. Bravo!!! 5 stars, fav'd, and will spread the vid! Classic Paul video! Sooo weird but HILARIOUS!

  • Id look at you and be like. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH U!?

  • I rated and favorited. Now I'm commenting. You happy?

  • Hahahah!! I laughed so hard that my class started to giv me weird looks!

    You made my day today Paul, very funny!

  • HAHA!  :)

  • Jingle bells,Deck the halls,Away in a manger,Oh christmas tree,Hark the herald angels sing and what was with the guy calling you names by the trees,nobody wants free help anymore LOL!

  • Nice Christmas video bro, funny stuff, I want a cool high def camera like yours for Christmas :) I wish I was still shooting stuff as much as I use to, HAPPY HOLIDAYS BRO!!

  • HAHAHA your face in Jingle Bells... paul, i almost DIED. haaaa

  • 1. Jingle Bells

    2. Deck the Hall

    3. Away in a manger

    4. O Christmas Tree

    5. Angels we have heard on high!

    What'd I win!!!! I've already won stuff tonight so I'm in a taking mood! :)

  • You make me laugh man. I guess random shananigans are the thing for me!

    MERRY KRISSESS..sessses esssessessssees..sesss. essseseeessseseeseeseseese.

  • I got all but the last one. But I've never heard it before, so... O-o;

  • Lol best video i've seen you do in a while, the bells were hilarious!

  • 1. Jingle Bells

    2. Deck the Halls

    3. Away in a Manger

    4. O Christmas Tree

    5. ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH! LOL!

  • Haha... you never stop making me lmao :D

  • I was too distracted with how funny you were to name any hahahahahaha

  • hey Thank u!!!!! merrry xmas!

  • great video as always!!!

  • jingle bells, deck the halls, away in a manger, oh christmas tree, ding dong merrily on high. :)

  • 1. Jingle Bells

    2. Deck the Halls

    3. A maiden most gentle

    4. O christmas tree

    5.Alleluia

  • 1) Jingle Bells

    2) Deck the Hells

    3)

    4) O'Chirstmas Tree

    5)

  • get the fuck out of here you retard lmao nice guy

  • dam man you know how many people made out with that baby jesus! millions!

  • Paul!!! LMFAO!!! omg I about lost it at 1:10 hahahahaha that was great! U RULE!!!!

    xoxo

    Runae

  • 1. Jingle Bells

    2. Deck the Halls

    3. (I forget the name)

    4. O, Christmas Tree

    5. (I forget the name)

    Aw, Paul blew up

  • IM STILL BURNING! AHH!!

  • the begginning when you would stop jingling those bells and just stand there: LULZZZZ. merry christmas, paul!

  • Merry xmas Paul!!

  • Paul, you owe me a drink. I literally sprayed when I watched you get kicked out of the tree place. :D

    Five stars - this one is a keeper!

  • That was amazing. true christmas spirit in the last one Paul. =D

  • How sweet that you kissed baby Jesus so tenderly.

    You'd think those Christmas tree salesmen would be feeling the joy of the holiday spirit. They were downright mean to you. And what does it take to make SOME people smile? Sheesh!!!

  • Aww my, I couldn't breath for a second, I was laughing so much at the first song!!! You look like an elf on sugar overdose!!!

    That guy was soooo mean!!!

    You made my day Paul!!!

    (knew all the songs;)

  • Lol, did you get high?

  • i laughed soooo hard when the guy told you to "get the fuck out of her you fucking retard!"

  • u win because u bought those o magizines with ellen on them

  • Mery xmas!

  • awesome paul !!! merry xmas :)

  • Happy freakin' holidays Paul... btw am I ever going to get you to say POP?? :))

  • hahahahahaha marry xmas bro

  • i dont understand the magazine gloves...

  • Reminds me of the crazy lady in TJ MAX that was ringing the her bell non-stop and wouldn't stop...

    Ironically enough, her one hand hand a cast on it. Must of been the original hand she used to ring the bell :S

  • Oh my gosh Paul, you made me laugh so frickin hard!!! XD

    I knew all but the last one. Your hints were very nice though :)

  • lmao "5 stars for Sloth from the Goonies" I didnt know who that was so I googled it and saw the picture and rofl

  • 5 stars for making everyone's life a little more surreal.

  • Thanx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Love u Paul!!!

  • Love u 2!!! :)

  • Sloth from Goonies! LOL.

  • non.

  • Who knew tree salesmen were so violent? He needs Christmas Prozac!! Maybe he's got a tree up his ass? What was it he said he was going to do with you exactly?

  • "Get out of her you f*cking retard. I'll punch you right in the f*cking face."

  • You know... you aren't ACTUALLY supposed to name all the songs.

    Anyways, funny vid as always!

  • why....? did you make out with Jesus?

  • jangle ball!

  • merry x-mas paul!

  • Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead?

  • whoa it's sloth from the goonies

  • lolpaul.

  • you got 5 starts even before Sloth made an appearance HAHA

  • Jingle Bells... LMAO Paul!!!! :P Ur Funny!!! :P

    Deck The Halls! lmao

    Away IN A Manger! lol :P (Scary)

    Oh Christmas Tree! lmao

  • Got me right into the christmas spirit...

    ...and then you made out with jesus

  • jingle bells, deck the halls, away in a manger, oh christmas tree, not sure about 5 though

  • Ding Dong Merrily On High is one of my favorite all time Christmas songs. Love your vids Paul!

  • Ps: Merry Christmas Paul!

  • 1:08 - hahaha you're going to hell!! LMFAO

    Happy Holidays Paul!

  • 0:18 Man has same expression as 0:25 Woman LMFAO

  • sweeet baby jesus

  • tough guy at 1:30

  • jingles bells, deck the halls, bethleham,

  • stop making out with baby jesus LOL!!!

  • you must be from ottawa, I can recognize the bus stop pole things!

  • some nice effects

  • Awesome straight to my favorites

  • christmas is my favourite time of year, more then my b-day cuz everyone is happy on my xmas not just me i love evcerything about xmas

  • The video is awesome!

    Sloth works in my building LOL

  • HAHAHAHA!!!! AWESOME! XD My favorite part was when you put the mistletoe on the old ladies head that was awesome. XD