in the episode New Fans when she walks in on Bret using the toilet and shes like staring at his wanger and hes tryin to close th edoor on her and her face is getting smashed in the door she looks maad hilarious in that scene hahaha. not that i watch teh show or anything....
holy crap. choose or die. and the bus dies. the bus full of schoolchildren. oh, and one of them has the cure for aids. if she is improvising all this, i'm totally in love.
she looks like she was on drugs or haven't slept for a few weeks. Some people just need to say something, no matter what. Mel, take a deep look at yourself. You can do better. good luck
Sure, Bret is more traditionally handsome (as Mel points out at one stage), but after Sugarlumps I only have eyes for Jemaine.
missbelletristic 4 months ago
mel, where are the dogs?
oh shit.
ProjectCivil 1 year ago
I would choose bret ;)
ilovethattree 1 year ago 4
You get the feeling there are moments when she looks at herself in the mirror, and stabs the glass with a kitchen knife.
TheConciseStatement 1 year ago
that was such a good way to end it lol
whokilledmona 2 years ago
they're both haunting my day dreams:) gotta love her comedic vision and personal prowess
Vannereveilar 2 years ago
I love Mel so much!!
AND- I think she's starring in a music vid I just saw that not many people have watched...just search 'Let's Jog'
; ) it's pretty funny...
theymightbegiants444 2 years ago
'and if one of those kids had the cure for aids,...' haha!
i wouldn't know who to choose either!
lostpinguin 2 years ago
HEHEHE
dingoo63 2 years ago
I love how she has those creepy shots of the guys in the background.
bloodredrosexx 2 years ago 4
Mel is too adorable!
twonkabella 2 years ago 4
best Mel blog!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo ha ha hHHHAAA
I love it!!!! I lovvee it!!! She's too tooo funny!!!!!
lwasylutube 2 years ago
she is drugged
krabik2 2 years ago
I love her. She's the ideal wife for me.
elixirguitarist 2 years ago 8
no she's mine!
pjbrubak 2 years ago
her eyes are so googly. i love them!
01someone10 2 years ago 13
she obviously loves bret way more.
oxoxchocolateoxox 2 years ago 5
Love her big goofey eyes.
4Shadower 2 years ago 7
i think mel would choose bret. cause she went to brets gig in the one epsidoe where they broke off into seperate bands.
and bret was with the keyboardist(est?). :)
SlowStabs 2 years ago 8
i have a crush on mel
y2penni 2 years ago 8
She might not be super hot, but there is something sexy about her dorkiness.
ingramsmarius 3 years ago 40
lol i know shes ment to be creepy but she kinda comes of as a little bit cute lol
dandaman58uk 3 years ago 6
I totally agree. She's te kind of stalker that I would love to have.
ChadMedellin 3 years ago 7
she is amazing!!!
JEMAINEISMYBFF 3 years ago 4
in the episode New Fans when she walks in on Bret using the toilet and shes like staring at his wanger and hes tryin to close th edoor on her and her face is getting smashed in the door she looks maad hilarious in that scene hahaha. not that i watch teh show or anything....
flippinfl00b 3 years ago 6
I's choose Jemaine
RivaJane 3 years ago 6
I get the feeling that she left the dogs in the car... in the scorching heat... before sending the car to be crushed into a cube.
ThatMonsterMan 3 years ago 4
she was def gonna say wet dreams LMAO
cascascascascas 3 years ago 3
hahaha yeah she was.
mrfool2 3 years ago
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who ever is with you right now is probebly killing themselves, MOST ANNOYING VOICE EVER.
tamaguy7 3 years ago
mel where are the whats?
rabbitonfire 3 years ago
Ha! XD
She knows how to play creepy.
TheParanoidDuck 3 years ago 2
holy crap. choose or die. and the bus dies. the bus full of schoolchildren. oh, and one of them has the cure for aids. if she is improvising all this, i'm totally in love.
ewb9976 3 years ago 15
She was going to say she would choose to let the school bus full of kids to die.
RichGilly 3 years ago 4
hahah she is sooo funny
chchchuckie 3 years ago 3
Mel, Could I take you out to dinner one night?
craigmazzali 3 years ago 4
Ohh shit xD lol
hghgnlkj 3 years ago 6
Haha i've never heard Mel swear before!
but i haven't watched many episodes...
hahah "mel, where are the dogs?" OH SHIT
ucankissmyass 3 years ago
she actually swears in the first episode.
upon hearing that the ''aquarium gig'' was canceled, she replies ''Ah, that SUCKS! That's BULLSHIT."
jaketheman091 3 years ago 3
arent you in a wendy's commercial from a few years ago?
tennisplayer912 3 years ago
Yeah, she was in a Wendy's commercial.
leelleyah 3 years ago
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I adore Mel, but Flight of the Conchords is garbage.
2001XSport 3 years ago
you obviously have no sense of humour that or you dont get dry humour
NancyNarcotics 3 years ago 29
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I love dry humor.
BvlyJAR 3 years ago
Yeah, we all know you want to jump Bret's bone.
Eeeff 3 years ago
lol
thehappybunny22 3 years ago
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God, you are a self obssessed minger! Stop wasting my bandwidth!!!!!
andycusden 3 years ago
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
jagr565 3 years ago
Yeah, I thought Jemaine's features were too deep-set to be considered classically handsome? ;-)
evangeline777 3 years ago 3
I'm a young gay boy. Care to come and talk to me?
WiIIWill45 3 years ago
I like your lisp its really cute
Relayer1968 3 years ago
Love this lady.
SanityMechanism 3 years ago 2
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no one cares god post yer stupid vids on yer annoying myspace k stop wasting ppl s time on u tube
IronReaver505 3 years ago
you know these vlogs arent real right?there to do with a program that featured her character?
NancyNarcotics 3 years ago 3
I love these.
CyggyStardust 3 years ago
i know, i have that exact same problem.
love you mel!!!
landen81 3 years ago
forever turkey
antifirizzz 3 years ago
awdf
antifirizzz 3 years ago
that's awesome, I love the ending of your blog.
eriegpman 3 years ago
huu
boulet92 3 years ago
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Was that a stab at humor?
tylerfeneck 3 years ago
omg you look like my brothers gf's sister
Roisin12 3 years ago
getting lude with 2 dudes and food, we heard thats the kinda thing that we think you might be intooo
maintayn 3 years ago
oh mel. i like you best of all
canefro 3 years ago 3
it sux
3vi1 3 years ago
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What a low blog.
Only 2 comments and every body saw it but they didn't wanted to come in.
LParkour 3 years ago
its business time mel... get with the program its all bout jermaine
Gmoreno89 3 years ago
great stuff
i'm mel's #1 fan
2SmashFu 3 years ago
beurk lol
francesca06300 3 years ago
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Who the hell is "Brett"? Who is "Jermaine"? Are these guys famous or something, or only famous to people who have a lot of leisure time?
opdage 3 years ago
It's actually for a show by HBO called "Flight of the Concords" a comedy. This is one the the actors on the show, and she's blogging in character.
Bret and Jemaine (no R) are also characters on the show. Based loosely on the real Bret and Jemaine.
minakabina 3 years ago
you're pretty
darkandavid 3 years ago
funny
surfintubes 3 years ago
the flight is the greatest show ever made
pmhearns 3 years ago
haha shes cute
=D
merlightfoot 3 years ago 2
i like your voice:)
jades123emma 3 years ago
you're pretty.
darkandavid 3 years ago
I can't wait for the new season....the episodes get funnier each time I watch them.
jeffreyharrell 3 years ago
HA THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON MY B-DAY!!!
ethanhart619 3 years ago
im sorry Mel,but...YOUR A FREAK!!
TheComment3 3 years ago
Best stalker ever!
nighthawk006 3 years ago
we met you in Puerto Aventuras, Mexico!
ViralVideoArtist 3 years ago
are you the girl from HP?
C0C0ACHIP 3 years ago
<3 Mel
CuseyCuse 3 years ago
why, why, why are we still f'n around? we need a pilot, a feature, some @#*% thing with mel.
ArcLight77 3 years ago
more mel! why are we subjected to tiny little bits of you?! let's stop f'n around, we need to see more of you.
ArcLight77 3 years ago
hahahah i love this chick
PoeticTragedy123 3 years ago
I got spasm by watching this video. Come on man, stop talking like a freak, and next time stop spitting on your camera kkthxbye
Morfar91 3 years ago
ahahhahahaha. if i put a gun to your head and told you to choose between peanut butter or mollasess, which one?
akalso2000 3 years ago
your abbey is sili!
cordsman 3 years ago
rofl
AFixture 3 years ago
choose what???? black or white? XDDD
kimzoom94 3 years ago
Can't wait for the new season -- wonder when it's due.
Rockinthekiwis 3 years ago
I can't tell if this chick is really hot or wierd looking
thegrubber 3 years ago
u loox exactly the same as my boyfriend's ex!!!! OMG!!!! u r identical!!! I'm shocked
emilyqm 3 years ago
lol. i see a new horrible people episode in my sub box, then i look up and see your face in one of the "being watched now" panels :D
serious internet marketing!
lollzor 3 years ago
she looks like she was on drugs or haven't slept for a few weeks. Some people just need to say something, no matter what. Mel, take a deep look at yourself. You can do better. good luck
beveik 3 years ago
Oh My, I hope your an actor doing a part, I would hate to think your actualy like this in real time,
cycimian 3 years ago
HAHAHA, not. this is not my style of humor. and video blogging is not intresting.
havard6666 3 years ago
lulztastic, Mel is my new favorite vlogger :)
GregGallows 3 years ago
helooooooooooooooooooooooooo
avathar007 3 years ago
HONOURS??? wtf
ChallX 3 years ago
Cheers for all the Mel blogs, really amusing.
Larfalot1 3 years ago 9
A looodacris question...haha, come on, you like Bret. By the way, what happened to your love for Crazy Dogs?
DrPlir 3 years ago 7
Bret you've got it going on (got it goin' onnn).
damienmetalwind 3 years ago
its crazy dogggz lol
haydenisbetterthanyu 3 years ago