THE UGLIEST THING IN MASS EFFECT 2!

[Free28761]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheHomicidalChicken]

Dr Steinman: What's this goddess?! An Intruder! She is Ugly! UGLY! UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGLLLLYYYYYYY!!!

[Loliaz]

''Oh i'm sorry did i break your concentration!!?''

[fucheduck]

looks like "Danny" from the partrige family.

[Bloodtoastie]

I think i shit myself

[ConnorJP728]

KILLLLL ITTTTT

[TheStarcraftJACKAL]

IT STARES! IT STARES INTO MY SOUL!!!

[KingCraze22]

I am commander shepherd and i am the ugliest SOB on the Citadel

[9chaos1forever1]

Shepard: Hell Garrus, you've always been ugly.

Garrus: Bitch please!! have you looked in a mirror lately.

Jacob: I know...I had to tie a pork chop around her neck for Grunt to talk to her.

[gcircle]

thanks, now my mind is scarred

[Flames56]

we can rebuild her,

but i do not want to spend a lot of money

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

*Throws up on keyboard.

[EpicMicky300]

you could win the war with that face. just shove it in front of the collectors and they will lose interest in the human race

[DemonBlade008]

I think I'm in love..

[heatran1919]

Mamma, I wanna be a pretty girl for halloween.

[ALvl7Magikarp]

Facecode nao

[MrMartialMonkey]

+1 for Annihilator

[darthstew666]

Final Fantasy 6 Part 2- Kefka in Space

[wexus78]

WTF??? LOL!!! Shit this lol so much that i nearly weat my pants. :DDD

[lucioeltonto]

kefka

[Sizarion120]

THIS SHEPARD IS UGLY

WE WILL FIND A SEXIER SHEPARD

RELEASING CONTROL

[boybangaw666]

JESUS CHRIST!!

[mamobster1500]

That actually scared me a bit.

[sephirothD2]

that face kind of reminds me of kefka from final fantasy VI

[Trancerocker08]

@sephirothD2 lmao me too

[thepope98]

you have obviusly never seen the freelance astronauts playthrough.

[AnomalyINC]

Michael Jackson IN SPAAAAAAACE!

[DyingToLive310]

@AnomalyINC i lol'd

[kartmiro]

you got Kefka in my mass effect!

[Shicbs]

My friend dared to watch this video. He had a stopwatch to measure, how long would I laugh. Tests show, that I literally ROFLMAO'd and how long exactly did I laugh? 5:26,2

Five Minutes, Twenty Six point Two seconds.

And that was BEFORE I read the comments.

[prowdigy]

NEW NIGHTMARE! AAAARRRRGHHH

[Thefallenraptor]

KILL IT WITH....FIRE EVERYTHING

[1waffleiron]

Other than jack

[VerboseTwo92320]

DEAR GOD ! BURN IT WITH FIRE!

[dr3amstat3s]

omg scary

[xSynergized]

Not even kitchens welcome this beast

[MusicLoverForever1]

@xSynergized That's retarded to say...

[Shaslo]

Looks like the recession hit the Lazarus Project pretty hard.....

[Justforvisit]

There are uglier things on the web :D

[TheGb2132]

This was one of the errors during the lazarus project.

[TheGb2132]

Shepard: The illusive man. I thought we will be meeting face to face.

TIM:A necessary precaution...

[Jokenx3]

OH THANKS!!!! Now I get nightmares!

[mujuma]

ANNIHILATOR!

[erettew]

Those eyes are scary.

[pigeggs1]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

This must be somewhere in between those two years...

[Annihilator27]

TIM ran out of money...

[Blyhatt]

Is that... Kefka?

[Skoomax]

I jumped off my chair at the end.

[Seaction8]

YOUR FACE, GOD DAMMIT!!

[TheZiffron]

I know god made us all in his image... But what the fuck did you make?

[cjandgunner35]

WTH

[Emcmillin09]

MOM?!

[Krisshomez]

Face Code?! hahah no im kidding

[InTWOitive]

Wilson: Stats pushing into the red!

Miranda: Another dose, now! ...or maybe you should giver her two more just to be safe...you know what? Three ought to do it, give her three doses.

Wilson: Everything's normal again, looks like she's going to be okay.

Miranda: ...another dose, now!

[alexaka1000]

lol XD i laughed my ass off this XDXD

[BoogTart13]

looks like someones mom

[SRVNORMANDY]

Mass effect will be haunting my dreams for awhile...

[Breaker7474]

O god it's lady gaga...

[Vegeta2112]

how u make this

[Glatorix]

It's almost as ugly as every character model in Oblivion!

[Manslayer468]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[seva809]

@Manslayer468 Collector's beam would be a better choice.

[wikiporno2]

psycho clown lady wants to massage your prostate.

[TheHomicidalChicken]

@SmartZilla21 Old Account , Why did I ever Delete Youuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! :(

[TehRandomCarrot]

Actually the people playing the game are usually the ugliest

[TDA792]

Shepard: I thought we'd be meeting face-to-face.

TIM: ... A necessary precaution.

[strikerk]

Kefka!?!?

[TheKogunEnjou]

This is the first video I've watched on Youtube that made me jump back as soon as it started.

[kerioken]

STILL WARM BABY!

[NielsC68]

Shepard: "I'm Commander Shepard!"

Joker: "What the shit!?"

[cHiKaDiNg58]

Harbinger: Assuming direct cont~ releasing control...



[InTWOitive]

@cHiKaDiNg58 You're my hero.

[KomodolaiTesla]

@cHiKaDiNg58 lol'd heartily

[iLoveLampXx]

i'd fuck it.... with a knife

[xXCanterburryXx]

Please Reapers come and be our salvation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zaku646]

She...SHES BEAUTIFUL!!!!

[estrulz]

FIT!

[lebiediev1]

Shepard first "human' spectre

[mamobster1500]

That actuaally creeped me out a bit

[roba22944]

Now we know why aliens hate humans so much.

[Starlightabove]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA X'D

[JohnnyC133]

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm the ugliest thing on the Citadel.

[knarkbruker]

Dude, I am insulted. I didn't give you that picture of my mom so you could use it to make a ME2 character... SHE ISN'T UGLY, SHE IS JUST....... errrr...... DIFFIRENT...... Yes.

[charlottebrady96]

OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG..

but seriously, the bit where it zooms to their eyes at the end?

I pissed myself.

[WoodenBokken]

this is the reason the reaper exist

[Killingglorie]

Dear lord in heaven all mighty!!!! Forgive my sins as I think I am having a stroke!!

[Baskinrobems]

Well I'm having nightmares for the next couple of months...

[levipwndHD]

OH MAI GAAAAAWFD

[Zedaienkay3]

I'll hit it....

upside it's face with a dam singularity holy shit

[Vegeta2112]

How u do that

[30scecondstomars225]

that is ugly...

[retardedcombine001]

*harbinger has snuk up behind the normandy and is going to assume control of shepard*

harbinger:assuming direct control!

*sees shepard*

we will find another way. releasing control

*flies straight into a black hole*

[AlaskanWarden]

WHERE IS THE MOTHERFUCKING HOLY WATER?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[MinesTower]

HOLY SHIT! its a quarin with no helmet

[StrictSnow]

@MinesTower Nah, Quarians wouldn't be that ugly. I hope.

[sunflash2140]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[Whippenberg]

well, actually kelly being disintegrated looked more sexy than this thing...fortunately now we wont need to fight the reapers, they'll just run like friggin hell

[MDSguy]

the zoom at the end nailed it

[coolkyle342]

If Kefka was in Mass Effect 2..

[GLAD0Sisaspy]

SWEET JESUS!!! *runs for the holy water*

[BrokenNames]

I'd still hit that... WITH A FUCKING NUKE.

[vxSMOKEYxv]

@BrokenNames

I think this thing was hit with a nuke.

[LESLIE222333]

Oh ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­

[MajorFacepalm12]

I have the weirdest boner right now

[MELiaraFTW]

better looking then the default male shepard in ME2 haha XD in ME 1 he looked badass but in ME2 he looks like a pedo

[nonflager123]

garrus:they didnt give me a mirror how does it look

shepherd:you were always ugly

garrus:they should give u a mirror

BONUS-okeer:i will stay and do what must be done

shephard:what

okeer:dieing so i dont have to see you again

[TDA792]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH!!!!! OH, MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!

[ZipperAsses]

Witch witch!! Put it in the fire!!!!

[MrAoiSekai]

I wonder what the face code is...

[naruhinafan274]

This Shepard makes a Vorcha look as hot as Megan Fox.

[Zizerx11]

Something only a mother could love....

A mother: what the fuck is that?

[steviebjr]

Garrus: No one would give me a mirror, how bad is it?

Shepard: hell Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some face paint on there and no one can tell the difference.

Garrus: I wish i could say the same for you...

[heronoki]

Kill it....for god sake kill it with a fire!

[Thomasquwack]

I have a male shepard who looks like a Human from before the Stone Age

[AnvaEndnStry]

Shepard: we will fight we will keep fighting

Harbinger: I think we can wait 50,000 more years...

[anonymousawaitsu]

@SmartZilla21 hahaha. that was one of most funnyiest comments ive seen in a long time

[roselafaregreen]

Looks like Lara Stone

[Unknnnnn]

Imagine that in a romance scene.

[URsuckishATlife]

KILL IT WITH FIRE! D:

[Poncho151500]

Vorcha: *Shudders*

[BossPanzer]

And this is suppose to be our savior from evil machines huh ? Reapers will run away after seeing this the universe is saved yay !! Now can somebody kill this thing ?

[QueenBForLife]

Damn it Wilson, she looks like a vorcha's ass, run the numbers again.

[GuyWithChainsaw]

ooooooooh OOOOOOOOOOH WAT?!?! WAT IZ DAT!?!?!?!?! OOOOOW MAAAAAAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOAOAO­AOAAAAAAAAAAD?!?!?!?! *evil eyez >:F*

[Steelchainz]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

[RetroMenace]

Wait, the title promised a video of the ugliest thing in Mass Effect 2.... where is Jack?

[randomguyinthecorner]

@RetroMenace Jack isn't ugly. Well not in my opinion at least. All she need is some hair

[superfreegoat]

@randomguyinthecorner jack prettier than miranda, all she needs is a sexy body.

[TheLethalDwarf]

Shepard:"Hell Garrus, you were always ugly"

Garrus:"..... Well, you're hardly one to talk"

[Mattastic97]

Kefka??

[Elarithon1]

Jesus, this is not ugly... it's fucking scary!

[timesplitter3]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PROkiller16]

@timesplitter3 I'LL GET THE HOLY WATER!

[timesplitter3]

WE NEED FIRE!!!!!!!!

WE NEED TO CLEANSE IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[PROkiller16]

@timesplitter3 I'LL GET THE FLAMETHROWER! YOU GET THE PETROL BOMBS!

[timesplitter3]

@PROkiller16

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[naruhinafan274]

@PROkiller16 SCREW THAT, GET THE DAMN CAIN!!!!

[ShovelHorse]

I STILL HIT IT

[MASTERSWORD009]

@ShovelHorse i see what you did there

[ShovelHorse]

@MASTERSWORD009 NOOOOO great god if you now who Duke Nukem is you now what i said

[MASTERSWORD009]

@ShovelHorse lol

[Dragon837]

And Gotham thought the joker had issues

[JonSchaffer57]

Now I must go listen to Annihilator's "Brain Dance" to make up for not hearing the entire song in this video.

[winterj2008]

"Hell Shepard, you were always ugly, just slap some face paint on it and no one will even notice"

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Man, that Shepards face is very comparable to Kefka (Final Fantasy series)

[concord1998]

What's a soul?

[DemonPazuzu666]

Lady gaga?

[kingpet]

i'd hit it........<_<

[wgabr2]

looks like the mother from Dragon age awakening, brrr

[chas0asdf]

omg its kefka

[titicou]

Yeah, that song was quite awful......

[XMiezFeatEuleX]

Collector warrior male?

[VieraShepardFTW]

This is what happens when a turian and a human reproduce,,,,

[Sh1n1gam12k6]

Why Kaiden volunteered to protect the bomb on Virmire.

[CharmieKid]

Duke Nukem would still hit it.

[MastahMilan]

meh have dated worse

[Blasted9001]

You just made Kefka. I hope you're happy, CERBERUS.

[stanley783]

krogan female

[CerebralHunter]

Ilussive Man: Sheppard, I put a lot of effort and money to bring you back.

Sheppard: You lying sonofabitch!

[ZombieMonkey7]

Still not as ugly as Miranda Jackson :P

[EXsuckerpunch]

Shepard: Im ready to fight the collecters!

Harbinger: ASSUMIN DIRECT-... n-nevermind we surrender

[WANNAbeBLACKbelt]

OMG I kid you not people, I had a Drill Sgt. in the Army who looked exactly like that (save the black lipstick) and she was satan incarnate.

[jediraslan13]

@WANNAbeBLACKbelt She was probably the reference for this FemShep

[insidertaken2]

hahahahahaha

[Chingophia]

i'll do the suicide mission now

[MasterChief07]

for the love of god put a paper sack on that thing.

[meangry16]

ugh, this killed my high...

[rpgster96]

this is why the reapers want to kill everyone

[Jared2489]

sheperd : mordin come with me

Mordin: no i think you need a cure for that thing on your face

[Ryuuken117]

IT'S SIMPLE

KILL THE BATMAN

[iPopcorn]

Chuck Norris wept a tear of sheer terror at this, the spot it landed is now known as the chicxulub crater