Duke Nukem - Rare Sound Bloopers

[Kawiia17]

That's a lot of dough

[stupidnicks]

so rare you downloaded them from the official website

[spuddsstudios]

Mr. Data, suck my *bleep*

[CrazyLeafNinja5]

ahh the captain's lock starting looking for a hot babe!

[ThePeteProductions]

A D33R. A F3MAL3 D33R.

[Fisk742]

@ThePeteProductions what does that mean?

[blinkz010]

@Sigsorama Log..

[vulfex]

I can agree too im loling the whole time XD

[kevlar60442]

John St. John is a legend of impersonations.

[orangespriteman]

@kevlar60442 its jon st.john

[GRENTHSNOOB]

That picture is from the 150th edition of PCGamer magazine?

[Sigsorama]

AH, THE CAPTAIN'S LOCK.

[Martini96112]

@Sigsorama log

[Sigsorama]

@Martini96112 AH, THE CAPTAIN'S LOCK.

[Darkendvoid88]

@Sigsorama Its the captain's log, play the damn game then argue.

[Sigsorama]

@Darkendvoid88 AH, THE CAPTAIN'S LOCK.

I think you're mad, friend

[SpykeAnimations]

The Simpsons bit

[CCharmanderK]

MISTER DATA SUCK MY *beep*

[younggunsfan]

Mr. Data suck mah DICK (ENGAGE)

[chiefsean16]

He's got balls of steel! Don't know what balls has anything to do with doing awesome voices, though...

[noobsmoke2010]

blow it out your A.... the world may never know

[windson7]

666 likes wtf

[CryingBabiesOfHell]

@windson7

fuck yourself ?

[windson7]

@CryingBabiesOfHell YES! finally some random penisless kid shows up to troll!

[CryingBabiesOfHell]

@windson7 YES! finally some random brainless troll shows up to asshole!

[windson7]

@CryingBabiesOfHell Begone, foul creature! Your insults shall not damage me!

[E1M1C]

@windson7

It makes me wonder who the kid is reading you find time to reply thrice to a simple 'fuck yoursef?'

lmfao

[windson7]

@E1M1C I didn't know I had entered a troll's den!

[VikutaaChyaaruzu]

@CryingBabiesOfHell

My brain ate itself while reading that. o-o

[DementedStudios9007]

@CryingBabiesOfHell Shut up, dude.

[DiddlyDiPotatoes]

St. John is so fucking good at this god damn.

[zekedaninja]

Not only is he the Bad Ass Mother Fucker (BAMF) Duke Nukem, but hes also the morbidly obese feline, Big the Cat.

[SOMEONEFROMNORWAY]

Not only is he the one and only voice of Duke Nukem - but his Patrick Stewart, Mr. Burns, Smithers and Homer Simpson impressions are amazing! Damn that man is talented! :P

[ben10TG]

Mr. Burns xD

[clipsryan]

Funny as shit.

[REDX3211]

Mr. Data suck my dick . lol

[ajoman1999]

What's with all the squirt noises. Stupid.

[Kiriyama117]

@ajoman1999 could be swearing.

[unmyoji]

@ajoman1999 in Duke Nukem Forever, it's the noise when you squish something with your foot after you shrunk it, or step on an octababy.

[AlphaFirefly]

Rare? Pfff.

[WithinThePower]

blow it outchya ass

[danmag5]

A D33R A F3MALE D33R

[squall600]

i thought about the " ha, captain's log" liner when i throw shit all over the restrooms in D.N.F.

[SandersonCallum]

its hard to believe this little fat dork is duke's voicebox :D

[RealDavoX]

@SandersonCallum More respect for him.

[SandersonCallum]

@RealDavoX

dude.. I could eat the little fucker in a sandwhich

what about Stephen Weyte? how about you show respect for him and acknloedge his existence.

[PardyDragon]

OMFG xD

[InSorteDiaboIi]

Mr St.John does a fucking bad ass Patrick Stewart!!!

[adsci]

incredible. his normal voice is so ordinary. and he can be überawesome a second later.

[Hasegawaa]

Laughed my ass off XDD

[lordhood117]

"Number 1, Mr. LaForge, engage. Mr. Data, suck my dick."

ROFL Jon St. Jon is definitely one of, if not THE greatest voice actor of all time.

[Algahiem]

Jon St. John could read the entire phone directory in his Duke Nukem voice an he'd have me in stitches. LOL XD

[MissGirlFactor]

He is so damn good!

[AutoStigmata]

I hope the uploader didn't censor this. It's fucking annoying.

[ShowToddSomeLove]

JESUS CHRIST HIS FUCKING IMPRESSIONS ARE INSANE

[daBabyBig]

I SO want to be an voice actor! :(

[jedi5978]

475 people have Balls of Steel.

[lylboylive]

OMG !!! WHAHHAHAHAH xD the normal voice is SOOOOO funny!!

[exammaster]

XD Lol, I love these. They're so epic.

[NY1love]

this guy is pretty funny. Bloopers are the best.

[cs512tr]

he would be great company over dinner lol

[Schokoxx]

i rofled so hard lol

[hitmancoolio]

He said 'Smithers' in the Duke Nukem voice, funny.

[Homerlampshade]

This guy is Big the Cat.........awesome.

[SlingerMarshall]

mr data suck my d***

[1ownjoo2]

Damn hes good at voices, sounded just like Picard

[citizenhal]

@1ownjoo2 No it didn't. :L

[bbenjoe]

Duke is amazed by himself.

[Luzagal]

This is so awesome

[RoboTHUG2]

Wha were Star Trek and Simpsons sounds tested for?

[dreakheart]

@simodoggie defenetly ^^

[dreakheart]

@simodoggie yeh its like they picked all sorts of awesome quotes and threw em all together from various of movies if i spelled that right

[r4shka]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!!!!!! It was so funny I ran out of breath! It could have been dangerous qith my cold that never stops making me cough!

[dreakheart]

did you know duke nukem's character is from Bruce Cambell who plays Ash in the movie (evil dead 3 army of darkness) , the few quote's he say , can be related to duke nukem

Hail to the king baby, his final quote

[kvguitar]

@dreakheart yes, sort of, but bruce campbell played ash in all three movies. the third definitely had the most quost lifted...

duke nukem's bubble gum quote comes from the movie "They Live" from John Carpenter. Roddy Piper says it... and then paints the walls with alien scum. If you dig army of darkness check out the first two evil deads and check out They Live!.

[RealDavoX]

@dreakheart Actually Duke's a mixture of all the action heros from the 80's. Arnold, Roddy pipper, ash, etc. From ash they just took a few quotes and the cover of the game.

[jankendorf]

Voice actor... Dream job!?

[cauda123]

@jankendorf it would be , but, i can do my own voice looooooooool

[zirius89]

@jankendorf

Absolutly YES.He's recording most of his stuff from his home studio.There is not a better job. :D

[jankendorf]

love the last seconds

[povaroy]

OLOLOLO real voice

[povaroy]

OLOLOLO 

[Xephon0930]

"Huh....the Captain's Log....."

How can anyone say that with a straight face?

Duke Nukem,that's who!!!!!

[ImpulseSoftware]

"rare"? you can find them on 3drealms.com

[Ninjadude2012]

dukes going to break broom handels in 9 asses

[utmosttaco]

play it hit the 9 key over and over and the duke calls yo a hoe

[razer3230]

@utmosttaco he said doh' 

[utmosttaco]

@razer3230 i know but it sounds like it

[abdulqudz89]

best 1:34 minutes of my life

[stewiedude59]

@fullmetalgod And so should you for making such a pointless, generic and cliche comment in a pathetic attempt at getting the highest rated comment!

Don’t tell me you weren’t trying to get the highest rated comment; everyone tells me that. Even if you really weren’t, I don’t care and it won’t help you at all.

[fullmetalgod]

@stewiedude59

U MAD BRO? CUZ I HAS 23 THUMBS UP? LOL

[seertwelvesixteen]

@fullmetalgod Dude you need to shut the fuck up.

[fullmetalgod]

@seertwelvesixteen

No, I don't need to shut the fuck up. Idiots like you and stewie that can't have fun in a topic where 99 percent of us LIKE the subject matter and want to have a little fun need to go BAW the fuck elsewhere. (Such as in a Justin Beiber video comments section.)

[GrimaceGrunson]

Holy crap! That is one good VA!

[sluggo06]

Dead babys?

What do u think happens after we die?

[DannyEastes]

It was hilarious when all Homers DOH's slowly morphed into Dukes voice XD

[dazkid33]

Now we all know what Duke Nukem sounds like whens he makes a stupid.

[PsuedoNam]

@dazkid33 Irrelevant, Duke Nukem never makes a stupid.

[dazkid33]

@PsuedoNam Relevant, the only stupid Duke Nukem could make is him not killing someone the right way.

[PsuedoNam]

@dazkid33 The only right way to be killed is to be killed by Duke Nukem.

[dazkid33]

@PsuedoNam So very true...Sooo very true..

[Naverpace]

Best 1:34 mins i ve expended today.

[Magma541]

@PPootyPeen

I did not add those noises in you retard. It was like that originally.

[Airos22]

@Magma541 I've had the original, actually there are no shit noises. Blocking people for proving you wrong? Child.

[Magma541]

@Airos22

Proving me wrong? how exactly did you prove me wrong without providing actual proof. I don't see how you can even prove that i added those noises in. I don't even know how to do that.

I only blocked you for acting immature, Arguing with other people and calling me a fag for no reason.

[shanic02]

i almost passed out from laughing

[AdmiralZhao007]

does he do the voice for Mr. Burns?

[Icestad]

@AdmiralZhao007

Harry Shearer does it.

[chunxnhunx]

dead babies dead babies

[mrdukenukem1]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[RobochaoXX]

That Mr. Burns impression was killer

[fafefla]

holy shit!!! awesome voice!

[YouKnow381195]

0:30 Huh.. the captains Lahag...

[djparnate]

ROFL

[B0rnToRoll]

A DEAR A FEMALE DEAR

[Orpheusftw]

Does a wicked Mr. Burns

[Burgerboy58]

blow it out ur aaah?

[Dezzan]

haha I love that mix of duke & mr burns Jon accidently makes at 1:06 x)

[theant1987]

@Dezzan I think Mr. Burns grew two more sets of testicles, possibly composed of a high-grade alloy consisting of iron, carbon, and chromium.

[SandersonCallum]

@theant1987

this is the real mr burns :D

[vabu94]

Ha! The captains log!

[o0gman0o]

i heard that he did big the cat from sonic, and was fired from doing big's voice in 2005. WAY TO STICK IT TO THE MAN JON, and now that he is back to doing duke's voice again, things are looking up for him and duke nukem. ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!

[SandersonCallum]

I always knew duke was homer's voice actor

[MikeyZeov]

@SandersonCallum hes not

[SandersonCallum]

@MikeyZeov

Lmfao of course he isn't it's Dan castlenata, just fooling around :P

[Andy1416]

That's not Jon St. John but still funny.

[adampope64]

@Andy1416 yes it is. this is from his radio show

[Fuzunga]

Wow if they ever need to sub for some Simpsons voices...

[jeffhuys]

Wow, awesome! Damn.

[Astrapogiannos14]

serious- dead babies dead babies

[RealDavoX]

@Astrapogiannos14 How can that help to get a straight face ?? hahahahahaah!!! DEAD BABIES DEAD BABIES!

[1moonraider]

at the beginning when he was laughing he sounded like barney from half life

[damonwmd]

serious.. dead babies.. dead babies.

[HipnosisV1Games]

lmao

[Emborel]

Wow this guy is amazing!

[122bobert]

u need a better homer, really funny!

[MrLemonyFresh]

LOL

[Bloxy123]

Man, he must be the voice actor for Mr. Burns and Smithers.

[colenbrak]

smithuuurz

huh

smithers

[LezuziuszHUN]

Serious... dead babies, dead babies, dead babies...

[ImmortalAgent]

the simpsons LMAO xD

[Tdak1128]

mr burns-"smithers, who's that lanky,long,large dude?"

smithers-"uhh, that's duke nukem sir"

mr burns-"duke nukem ehh...excelent"

[LezuziuszHUN]

@Tdak1128 i understand in english, but really dont understand the fun in these sentences... what is this? :D

[Tdak1128]

@LezuziuszHUN mr burns and smithers meet duke nukem

[eatbeavers]

hahahahah xD dead babies funny ^^

[shufflemuch48]

LMAO ah what a clasic

[TheCommanderNZ]

You can get these sounds on the 3D Realms website and it doesn't have them weird sound effects that this guy has added to it and messed it up.

[AMTRAX91]

ha a captain's log

[BerserkerSkye77]

Does Duke even say the captain's log line in the actual game? I've never heard it.

[TerrorBlack]

@BerserkerSkye77 it's a secret in a secret in the enterprise level

[heeriyujaxhunin]

WTF!?! Captain Picard!?! LMAO!!

[MagnitudePerson]

Holy shit. xD

[k0stil]

DOH DOH

[DrScroob]

@k0stil A deer, a Female deer. :)

[netsurferx1]

Dead babies...dead babies.

[zirius89]

Make it so!

Mr. Data suck my *peeep*. xD

i fall off my chair. :D

[ThomasBellarusa]

If I sounded like him I'd kick everyone's ass 'n use those classic statements.

[patchhacker]

He could sell his testicles.

[K0NGEN89]

@patchhacker I would buy them!

[AkaBob22]

@patchhacker

And I'd buy them.

[SaitohYatate]

Jon St. John's an awesome voice actor.

[BronzeTurd]

he played all those voices?

[HypotheDragon]

He is a great voice actor.

[dannes22]

Yeah he imitates them all perfect.

[fedorkleber]

I want his voice!

[tigru31]

lol

[TheRogueMonk]

LOL @

DEA BABIES .. DEAD BABIES. DEAD BABIES

hahah :o whoot.

[TheDeathclawhunter]

damn this guy is one hell of a voice actor!

[Cobac]

@TheDeathclawhunter ..... not really ...... there a guy from family guy that does voices for about 4 characters in it ... you wouldnt believe it that one person does those characters voices

[sarodimin]

@Cobac thats seth macfarlane, the creator of the show, the voices he does are stewie, peter, quagmire, and bryan