Meeting Up With Girls

[MalteseMifsud]

Fucking love this cunt, wanna kb at tafe with this cunt.

[0218mely]

you should do a video on girls that want to fight over every little thing....that would be an amazing video

[Deveintitres]

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MAN.. <3

[ViciousPriidez]

hahahhaah wht would we do without yah teddyy

[dhoom233]

So true!!

[getembackwithironlak]

first date with my girlfriend, an hour late :/

[xVatos1]

this has actually happened to me lol

[Freeforever105]

lmfao, man you hate when girls complianing about stuff to you, bitch, you complain about shit and throw it on youtube for the world to see.

Nah dude, your fucking hillarious. MELBOURNE FOR LIFE!!

[TrIcKSHoTsSFTWxX]

wutta legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[247rcf]

When he says, 'seriously, SERIOUSLY' he sounds like that dude from the simpsons!

[TheKoolstool]

If you talk about your ex ima just leave, straight out. FUCK OFF!

[SG19956]

Tedddy u just described the funniest situation :P

God im never gunna do that to a guy :)

[Mandy7n5s]

Press 2 for a bird noise. :D

[TheBrentonTaylor]

I feel sorry for the girl you based this off, or anyone you base your videos off ahhaha

[scroticus0cummasterx]

god you are good.

[Georgieanneeast]

SOOOOO GOOOOOD

xx

[sagedanielle08]

You're amazing mate.

[thehectiklad]

i dont like when teddy ends!!!! arrrrrg

[LoveSmithy4]

you would be so much hotter if you waxed your eyebrows..

[IsamaraMendonca]

Love how he reffers 'female' as 'bitch' or 'the bitch' hahahaaa

[Habkouks95]

hahahahh YOU ARE A FUCKING LEGEND!

[ohelliee]

lol.. girls are always complaining about something ? you're complaining about girls complaining, lol stop contradicting yourself.

[AwesomeUsername22]

@ohelliee but this has an exit and mute button...

[supercuddley]

I don't think i do any of that? But if i even think about it, i will stop myself haha.

[matsta177]

@supercuddley 1 down

[fatma0001000]

LOOOOl

thats happen :c to meeee :D

[TheNotoriousIBY]

LOL Ur here to see me or see jenny craig

[58elements]

who the fuck takes a girl to maccas?

[blackoutineedtherapy]

this is great is i could even get to this point they just blow you off at last minute .. every bloody time

[darklord00812]

Agreed

[mv8381]

ahahahaha ! , '' are you here to see me , or here to see jenny craig '' :D

[ByrneBeatsInc]

I agree, they always complain about ex's or something that'll scare you off.

[GretaStanleyPants]

remind me of pauly.

[melovebrunomars]

So girls are a tiny bit late, we just assume that guys will be late. Girls don't like looking like they got stood up. We complain about our day cause we need a hint that you actually care. We have heaps of friends, what are we suppose to do? Just cut them off when they see you? So girls are on diets? Maccas is fatty. And we need to know that you're actually different when we talk about exs :P

[notorousboy95]

funniest cunt out  xD

[hater6256]

tedy your gay stop acting like you meet up with girls

[Uatemydoodle]

bro, teddy is such a fucking cool name how'd you come up with it? or is it nickname your aunty gave u or sumtin ;p

[iscream699]

I SWEAR TO GOD ITS LIKE HE READS MY MIND AND SAYS IT!!

[Parkway303]

5:00 - 5:50 sooo fucking true hahaha

[pdcrew2]

@Parkway303 Agreed LOL

[twelveseventeenpm]

hahahahah @ "oh look at this loner cunt waiting" lmfaoooo

[SuperEthnic1]

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WATTA SICKUNT!!!!!

[likeaBOSS695]

are you here to see me or here to see jenny craig? ahahaha <3

[romanoskinos]

Teddy Is A God.

[henrybrian14]

lol i love how it cuts out at like :14 when he says fuck

[TheMrT50]

Pause at 4:06 lol

[lLOveeMEalwaays]

ok ? hahahaha. ok ? Lols. you say ok like soo fricken much. hahaa :)

[gangstaali87]

Teddy is a legend.

[0maysiie0]

@lollmaoification Calm down :) im a girl to, just chill hes just joking around (even though its true) dont take teddys videos too srsly ok :)

[yazzmin1997]

do a video on the sluts and try hards, i wanna know ur opinion ;)

[sexybeast12333]

so fucking true man

[TheSmileysoph]

slap that nose off your face AHAHAH

[wutangz90]

Teddy u got anything to say to those sluts and tryhard bitchez lol

[maccahJake]

what about when they go on facebook on there phone and shit? hah

[bigmaccheese96]

i ones met up with this bitch and i thought it was just gonna be me and her, so i turned up their and she had her friend with her with resumes looking for a job, so i just followed them around handing in resumes and im just like, i came here to hang out with just you, not help you and your friend hand in fucking resumes -___________-

[lollmaoification]

That is so stereotypical not all girls are like that maybe if you guys looked harder you'd find out that it's not just the girls that do that im a girl and my last relationship with a guy he was always late or cancelled at the last minute always took a friend a the dates wtf are you talking about???

[TheKhalilmamouri]

@lollmaoification you were dating a dick. Most nice girls actually act this unfortunately

[KrakenKing180]

you pretty much just remade the girl im seeing now. -_____________-

[JyeDrayton]

Bitch haha

[ackjay3]

everything you say is so true

[jinx3188]

HAHAHA so tru

[pigeonsack]

Mother's club LOL

[PunkoutPurple]

Im taking notes...

[zom619]

fuckin exs -________-

[iboughtfood]

"she came to meet up with me, not to do mothers club with you or some shit.." HAHAHAHAHAA!! teddy, you're a genius bro!

[rod648]

DONT SEE ME, GO SEE JENNY CRAIG U FAT BITCH hahahahhahahahahaha this guy is a legend

[kythera96]

3:15 the face.



[IWontStopHoldingOn95]

Yea, I sometimes complain...but every single time I talk to someone I don't have some bullshit to complain about. I like happy conversations anyway. And people who complain all the time are just full of shit, all their complaints are complete crap, that most people wouldn't bother about. Don't even get me started on girls that go on diets, most one's who do are skinny and don't even need a diet but they're always like "I'm fat" it's like what the fuck, shut up slut.

[11SportLover]

i love your videos but.. not all girls are like that and its crazy that you think EVERY girl is like that...

[gummakilla96]

This guy is a fucking legend! all of the shit he said has happened to me

[xmption]

Fucking Boss.

[SidneeyRukaa]

i swear im getting sick ov that dumb cunt 812holy person whatever -.- EVERY video i see this cunt posting the exact sane thing -.- teddy is a gay cunt in the words of Teddy "Get The Fuck Over It !" dont hate , appreciate ! :)

[SMJ2815]

Naww whats wrong? ... WHAT ISN'T WRONG!?

[Ellybean101]

Gte off her before i slap that nose off your face

[r4ptors21]

this deadset happened to me hahahaha

[MsJmelanie]

"sorry for all the swearing"... this is the least you have sworn in a video yet haha

[RandomMrAsian]

Everyone isn't IN you. geddit? lol.

[Sixty9nine]

i Swear to god this guy cracks me up wif his swearing!

[violetvanille]

You remind me of The Grouch on Sesame Street lol

[loveiswhatwemake]

i hope you dont talk like that to your parents, i did and then i got a hit and then me and my dad got into a fight and i blacked out adn now i live with a new family..aha

[saddop69]

@loveiswhatwemake you have issues

[gymnast4eva1999]

omg i would be embarrased if i was like that i mean i dont complain like that ahhahahah this is so funnny

[doughbroNZ]

how the shit can he eat Maccas, isn't he muslim? ..

[SuperOs1000]

@doughbroNZ

some do eat at Maccas, and use what a scholar said about forty years ago as evdence but personally its bullshit, we shouldn't eat Maccas

[doughbroNZ]

@SuperOs1000 so much for 'not eating beef', or who knows they might stick to Mc Chickens :p

[SuperOs1000]

@doughbroNZ I think personally Muslims shouldn't eat at Maccas at all tbh its fattening and its a waste of money but lol about about the chicken.

[kikilikipikiwiki]

Fk you crack me up! xD

[sccmusty]

Ahahahahah sick kent

[zachweakley18]

Lmfao this guy is fucking hilarious

[Nexus444000]

Press 1 repeatedly to listen to Teddy having sex

[rockteer2000]

@Nexus444000 ahahahhahahahahahahaha

[1JStyLeZ1]

teddy u funny cunt hahaha legend

[dEnZk7]

What the f**k!! hahaha Teddy accent ftw plus the mini blowout hahha :)

[saja1970]

What a retard!

[tomcooper22]

"im here trying to enjoy my quarter pounder" haha what a lad

[SuperLongestusername]

how many times has he said 'fuck'

[LittleMuzza96]

Most girls have changed, fuck going on dates and shit its fucking pointless, all that happens in the end is u realise they couldn't give a shit about u and they break ur heart like a toy:'( fuck em all!

[emmittpv2]

fuck bitches

[Yoshi1x8]

I hate when you plan something with your Girl, and then she talks to her friends for like 15 minutes Then by the time you guys go she's like oh I want to go hang out with my friends want to come, What happen to the plans this is bull Fox

[Oliveeeeify]

are here to see me or you here to see Jenny Craig ? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

i hate it most when i see girls with a Happy Meal -.- i mean, im a girl & A BLOODY HAPPY MEAL DOESNT FREAKN MAKE ME FULL !

[Baked420az]

not all girls are like that!!

[notfriday]

holy shit

[Antseyy17]

everyone pause and press 8! funny shit

[DanielleCullum]

Where late so we dont have to wait! If you ask about our day we will tell you, because where honest!!! And we dont care what our mates look like fat skinny watever! our friends are aloud to say hi when they see us dont be rude.... The food thing we have to worrie bout what we look like i mean look at your video about fat chicks and tights!!! most you guys talk about your exs too it is not just us girls!! dnt go on anymore dates if this is how you feel.

[Stretches6]

@DanielleCullum Lol dont watch this video if your one of those girls

[MrBrownbrother]

brrrrooooooo this the funniest shit out!we needa chill out!!!!!!

[mzmelly91]

well said

[MissJBxo]

what, are you here to see me or Jenny Craig ?

[vickyyykotov]

hahaha "here to see me or here to see jenny craig?" LOL

[Ucchiyama]

fucken legend mate, subscribed

[NateTT1]

1:21

[jezusfukingchrist]

im here trying to eat my quater pounder , I dont give a shit

lolololol <3

[marissaxhottie11]

hahahahahahahahaha



[MyGun4hire]

This Guy is a proper cunt.



[LadyNymphette]

6:52 LMFAO.

[mohamad070]

@LadyNymphette Hahaha !!!!

[keke2403]

i love how he talks :L xD

[yz450fyamaha1]

So good lol

[bieberfever994]

i love how in every sentence he says fuck haha

[miizanna]

He's called your ex coz hes an example of what you shouldnt date hahaha 

[HenryArnul]

soo true ayee

[steposthename]

I actually am embarrassed to be part of the female gender when I hear shit like this, girls should appreciate that they're getting attention and not run off with their friends. I hate complaining to people, because usually they don't care, so don't even bother.

[do4mbumgdwqw]

@steposthename u be female with hot pan

[rockteer2000]

@steposthename good on you !

[georgeballs1]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. hahahahaahahahaha thats so funnnyy!! buttt not all girls are like that, its usually annoying ones lmaoo. :)

[XxcuteVivixX]

i like your vids but go see wat love meens as a boyfriends or girlfriends

[officialstrifeblog]

yeah most girls like to talk about their problems with guys, i seriously dont want to talk to them about me or anything kind of personal unless they bring it up or ask me, goood and true rant :)

[NHix33]

sorry about all the unnecessary swearing LOL

[enakshi1]

teddy, the fuck bro?

[enakshi1]

teddy, the fuck bro?

[bored4as4fudge]

:0 don't give them ideas

Btw I swear they tell their friends to be there.... Sometimes I have literally seen everybody I fucking knew when I was out wit her

[haiderR2]

ur a fucking legend bro, wher do u get this shit from

[danzobes]

here i am trying to enjoy my quarter pounder, and youre telling me about your ex... I dont give a shit!

LOL

[russianrusaln]

ur actualy stupidwtf? u wann hang with the girl and talk i bet the shit u talk about she doesnt giv a fuck about mor and mor into the video u sound stupider and stupider.- i love ur vids btw ur funny as fuck

[runescapeproguide]

funny when his gf wathes this :p

[stormycliffs]

fuck me dead, teddy you are too boody true!!

[ranaxoxoxo]

awks lol you don't give a shit about lots of thinks . JKS your hiilarious

[thomasmbayo]

Love this guy

[Taralovesamy]

this guy has taught me a lesson thx teddy

[milliedemichele]

t@k!n y@ gur| 2 m@cc@$ c0z u f!nk $h3s d@ 1 !

[milliedemichele]

t@k!n y@ gur| 2 m@cc@$ c0z u f!nk $h3s d@ 1 !

[mrzbieber2626]

ill keep dat in mind

[1navyseal1962]

Omfg at 1.18 evry gurl that ive ever met said that same shittt

[slickrickbawss]

Are you here to see me or Jenny Craig? LOL

[amiraemay]

i hate being with someone and friends are there. i try to avoid eye contact and if they still approch me its 'oh listen i'm really sorry but we gotta keep moving. see you later:)' and as for people on 'diets' stfu its nothing to be proud of. i eat like no other nor do i care what people think if i'm fat one day or what nnot.

[calvinchoe100]

135 dislikes of chicks that hate this video because the cant face the fact that they cant face the truth or handle a relationship.

[mohammad0988]

@Smile4m3baby.... He stfu he can say what ever he wants bitchh... If ur getting to offended then get the fuck out of his videos bitch lover m!

[Smile4m3baby]

Thts jus offensive hav self respect n dnt call a grl by the name 'bitch' -.-

[graffitihead97]

@Smile4m3baby Its not meant to be directed to every girl just some every girl is different

[SergeDude82]

another thing thats bull shit is when they are texting non stop. i tell bitches to fuck off when that happens, i put my phone away for you, and you cant fucking tell people your busy? fuck you. and they dont think its a big deal but if they dont text and you happen to need to then they fucking bitch you out like the world just ended

[TheUniqueKidd]

broo straight up your a crackkk upp!

[givemeblowjob69]

What casual conversation...just lob it out kuzzz str8 away

[wazup4251]

Dude I've made you so popular in Queensland

Your a Legend up here!!!!

[10eilis]

''you girls gotta come on time'' bahahahaha

[tribute2ss]

we all hate that cock blocking fat bitch.

[EDoyle937]

some of da boizzz

[dexannn]

ok how do i act like a guy?

[sparkl1nwat3r]

I'm a girl...but I like him, he's honest!! It's good for guys to be honest like him...no bullsh**. If a girl want to ask or opinion from a guy, it's better that he's honest rather than trying to be nice. Keep it up, I enjoy your rants lol...

[mitchellcorp]

Iv'e got a hint for you(from a WANKER i know)write SUE or RHONDA or jason or danny or who ever you like(but can't have) on the back of your hands.You know the rest from there...

[sparkl1nwat3r]

@mitchellcorp That's interesting what you wrote but I don't get that...is something suppose to happen?

[Mahriiam]

LMAO confidents much

[odessa12006]

maybe you should stop dating your cousins - you are a straight up looser

[beauy1]

hahah your a madd cunt.. subscribe to me bud, got a channel coming out..

[NajafiAmin]

Dis guy talks the truth

[BenAffIeck]

Girls complain...? lol fail.

Funny shit but.

[bellaITALIA312]

hmmm i wish my boyfriend didnt care about my ex.. it was only when i threatened to leave him because he couldnt stop that he actually gave up asking me questions.. only took him over a year lol and this was an ex that only lasted 2 months...

[underscoreisnotvalid]

haha i love how this guy just doesnt care about making a fool of himself... but he really speaks the truth. the rants are so dumb, but entertaining

[soccer91ful1]

This guy is fucking hilarious