Steven Seagal Lawman Extended Preview

[BigballsBJJ116294]

does steven seagull realize ALL MMA fans hate him and wish he would go away and shut up 

[popshotizbeast]

@BigballsBJJ116294 Why should he care?

[BigballsBJJ116294]

@popshotizbeast any normal person would respect other people but not seagull he just cares about himself damn that mother fucker is ugly

[leopoltstotch1992]

klijfdhgliusdrhfegieiurhtgpöli­urt sry i jizzed all over my kb and cleaned it

[guernseystrong]

is this real??

[MrMotastic]

The reaction of the officers at 0:37, priceless.

[Lowlightnight]

i wanna see what seagal does when a straight hook is thrown at his face....o right...he's gonna grab the guy's wrist and break his arm......rrrrrrrright.

[lejcorp]

How has this training for the guys he loves not happened in the last 20 years?

[bo5061]

Chuck Noris vs Steven Seagal.

[99XM]

2.14 seagal found a hole, he is gonna have a bad day dream.

[99XM]

steven seagul.

[Pixel3]

Damn I watch that and this shit is as real as it can get!

[erikspindari]

sooooo fake

[kazekage321414]

is this show like ONE huge joke or something

[gamecollect101]

Should hit the track or lose the donuts, but who am I to say.

[tajwarjan]

STEVE! If you do this you know that you need to change your glasses with a pair of contacts lens.

[ohwhatacereal]

@tajwarjan hes going for alook that doesnt mmake him seem like he beats up anything he doent understand...

IM JUST KIDDING SEAGALPLEASE DONT HURT ME!!!

[tajwarjan]

@ohwhatacereal you are right. i know he is one of the best. thanks

[powermikertje]

fun police state

[asch243]

If Chuck hears about this he is going to roundhouse kick Steven so hard. There is only 1 Lawman ! 

[louchobbema]

Steven Seagal ALWAYS reminds me of Erika Eleniak's gorgeous hooters.

[marquense03]

F>U Steven Seagal: Lawman

[ghoa8630]

セガールかっこいい！

[markos824]

i dont get how steven went from size 32 to size 52 ( im talking about his pants)

[DrunkenPoetic]

I love the way he's always lurking in the background anytime shit kicks off.

[Penknight]

He's a terrible actor and a fucking retard. Steven Segal... Man of a Thousand Expressions! :P

[amethysturbulance]

now

[cristian821987]

0:55 i wish i could bitch slap a cop like that and not get my ass tased lol

[krypter3]

What a fucking stupid show LOL

[missmochashake]

Keep making more cop reality tv. Seagal you're great.

[BaseballHundreds209]

thats a huge motha fucker.

[omniro82]

ridiculous lol

[tshanimema]

Why are they all fat pigs?

[Chrisarlandoo12]

@tshanimema fuck you up bastard, dont try to insult the police, they are protecting ur family and you from being raped

[tshanimema]

@Chrisarlandoo12 Hey, you, leave me alone, okay? You're lucky you're not around. Try to come at me and we'll see if I don't Steven Seagal you. Like they ain't all fat. By the way you're also a fat pig, a fat elephant, ha ha. Someone can hide under your chin or in your ears,fucking prick. Calling me a bastard and threatening me like that?Pray that I never meet you.

[Chrisarlandoo12]

@tshanimema post such a coomment again, and i'll make sure to track you down llittlle bastard

[Chrisarlandoo12]

@tshanimema do you know how it feeels to get punch in the face and alll the body kick out, bones broken up, so imagine you in these pics

[tshanimema]

@Chrisarlandoo12 Fat bitch,I asked a question and your comment is out of topic.Why are you replying to my question with a ...question?Stupid idiot,your question ain't got nothing to do with mine,if your fat ass that can't run and that's not even strong really wanted to post this comment,you didn't need to reply to me.

[FlentMan]

Stop hating

[sikfreak6969]

"I mean...it's either you comply...or...he breaks your arm" LMAOOOOO

[plasmoske]

Get YO black aSS ON DA ground

[TheKitchenOfCha]

This has made my year

[tshanimema]

Hahahahaha, Seagal is double-chinned? But I wonder how big he is by the way. 

[Burnz2much]

Lame.

[F3FisGoodforYou]

This guy should be put to jail, him and his fucking retarded team mates. They are a real danger for the society.

[llHyRaXll]

wow steven segaul acts the same in real life as his movies!!! bad assss!!!

[boxman0924]

If he never sought publicity why is he doing a show?

[Lookingjose]

Zo gek popo

[herethererainbows]

Wow a type of doughnut cops don't like.

I'd be afraid to fight him. For the last doughnut in the box.

[MisterGasMan]

I'm scared he won't see the difference between real life and hollywood XD

Shooting a puppy haha, that guy is terrible, you gotta love em for that.

He is what he is

[AlbinoGoudvis]

God kills a puppy, every time Steven Seagal kills a puppy.

[gymclasshero88]

@ThaiCandy2000 what

[undead02]

his really really is a master...



[fucku999able]

so this comes straight to dvd like alll his other crappy movies??

[fucku999able]

Steven Segal deputy sheriff .....shit i just jizzed my pants

[MusicforMe123]

Don't underestimate Steven Seagal, he is the real deal.

[TheKaz1939]

супер красава

[nadine2k101]

who would win in a fight, Steven Seagal or Chuck Norris? Seagal definitely has the size advantage. Seagal 6' 4" 280 lbs. Norris 5' 9" 170 lbs.

[00BERSC00L89]

@nadine2k101 Both of them check under their bed at night for Charlie Sheen.

[1roiboi]

hahahaha oh man thats steven seagal, i wanna a autograph

[MrMusicfan007]

1:05 sounds like cake boss...

[EveryoneLovesToSing]

Steven Seagal is the MAN!

[idontgiveaflyingtoss]

He is STILL A RETARD.

[The25Sister]

Aikido champion :D

[hekata5]

How many of you came here after watching Kathy Griffin's new special, where she talks about this show?

[Surfizta]

Shame on you.

[IKaeso]

al those fights got him in the end...

he got hit in the head so much...now he thinks he's black *_*

I watched the first season. He used "y'all" so many times that he made me not wanna see season nr 2.

[lokkstar]

@IKaeso TO INFORM YOU SON, THE WORD YA'LL IS A SOUTHERN SLANG FROM RED NECKS. IDIOT. HE'S FROM THE SOUTH SO WHY THE HELL WOULD HE BE TRYING TO TALK BLACK? YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS I DON'T WANNA SEE ANOTHER COMMENT FROM YOU. FOR EDUCATION LET ME GIVE YOU A FREE SESSION, "THE WORD YA'LL WAS ADAPTED FROM THE SOUTHERN WHITES, BLACK SLAVES SPOKE LIKE THEM DURING THE SLAVERY TIME," IT'S NOT A GHETTO SLANG, IT'S A SOUTHERN SLANG YOU DUMB CUNT, STOP WATCHING TOO MUCH T.V.

[IKaeso]

@lokkstar thanks for the explanation! also thanks for putting so much soul in it!

I hope you get a heart attack at my next comment. Peace out

[lokkstar]

@IKaeso No problem. It's actually a no-brainer, here in the cities theres a place call "school" where we go and learn. I hope one day you may be able to attend. I'm a little healthy so I don't think I will get a heart attack anytime soon but thanks for your concern.

[IKaeso]

@lokkstar there's where you were taught this manners + temper? that's cool; already told my mom to sing me up at one of those, wish me luck! In a few years I will get as retarded as you are right now!

[lokkstar]

@IKaeso i'm sure kid, still living at home with your mom and wearing them spongbob underwears. It's okay, you'll eventually grow up. You're a little to old to be sucking on your moms tits aren't you? I hope you do get to go to school. It's the best thing in the U.S.A.

[IKaeso]

@lokkstar now that was lame and you're just embarrassing yourself ...

but still! nice talking to you;

[lokkstar]

@IKaeso sure kid and is wearing spongbob underwears with a screen name IKaeso.

[IKaeso]

@lokkstar are you sent by steven seagal to annoy me until i become a troll???

[lokkstar]

@IKaeso No, you are already a troll, that's why you started commenting with your dumb comments. At least learn some facts before you make a dumbass out of yourself. You feel me son? Oh no i'm acting black! LOL... You Fucken retard.

[IKaeso]

@lokkstar you're hopeless :D

listen to some dnb and chill, you're way to nervous for a youtube 'conversation'

[lokkstar]

@IKaeso And I guess you're too gangsta for a youtube conversation. I bet you been doing this for years (talking shit online). It takes a lot of jerking off and no life to be as hardcore as you. I'm sure one day you will be able to get out of the house and do something with your life. It's sad to see that there's people like you and people who thinks saying "ya'll" is trying to be black. LMAO...

[IKaeso]

@lokkstar you're so good at judging people that i'm going to take a nap;

pS: don't become a lawyer, you will fuck people's life

NOR A SHRINK !!!

now do your thing, leave your last comment and swear or something that your paranoid little mind tells you to do, then stop 'cause it's kind of annoying to see in my inbox all the times replies from you; i will stop now - peace out.

[lokkstar]

@IKaeso I'm sure your little brain can't intake all this information so I won't say much.  I wouldn't want to be a lawyer, plus you're already Fucked.

[paul8246]

it my favorite man i am fully respect him and he is legendary man ever

[ballyhigh11]

Oh. My. God. Truly beyond parody by at least a trillion miles!!! This makes Jersey Shore look real! Does the man have no friends who can pull him aside and say 'Er, Steven.... what the FUCK??!!" But then when your career is more washed up than a piece of driftwood, I suppose you'll do just about anything your agent offers you. You couldn't make this comedy gold up :D

[Smagess]

Im Steven Seagal, thats right Steven Seagal



[Kamboolo]

lol at being pulled up by steven seagal wtf! lol

[SDADSDSFDSGDA]

Amazing! I have lotta respect for a guy with techniques like that!

[Derjumba2forever]

he's in touch with his zen alright

[SourSugarxoxoxo]

LOL i heard about this from kathy griffin "50 and not pregnant"

[LittleRedMenace]

This is awesome on about a million levels.

[NatalieGoesByBubble]

"This is not Hollywood; it's for real." -_-

[thejmeister88]

Is there even a single cop in that department with a BMI below 24?

[TheColourOfMyLoveX]

what a piece of shit^^ just ridiculously

[MrVladaSim]

Fat, old S.S with ridiculously black hair fights crime with other fat, old, BOLD cops... they even got him a cool shades probably because he is blind without his glasses hahahah

[TokenPictures111]

Steve Seagal looks like Dracula

[TheCdog24]

This show is pathetic. Poor people of Louisianna having Seagal worshippers protecting you. Wow. I do think it is incredibly funny though. The point of the show? To let everybody know how great a badass Steven Seagal is. Just like his movies. Why do people fall for this garbage?

[MakinUBleed]

@Superdouchebag1231 hahahah

[taistelutomaatti]

You know all of those "cops" look pretty pathetic.This show seems to be a bit like a dumb dude (from average highschool) going in to a elementary school for retarded kids and then bragging and raving like Seagal here.

[harahansux]

@speedguitar88 because those are the high ranking officers of jefferson who no longer exercise or chase people around the streets this is just for tv trust me i live here all these guys do is speak to reporters about crimes that happened

[vaughangarrick]

I'm cringing from shear embarrassment for this guy

[mudaholicwrangler]

The guys a Real D*ck Head....

[samurai184]

hes good in training, but in real life? i dont see him doing anything the whole show. hes walking behind the other fat cops

[britvroman]

Fat Cops

[whateever876543]

this is definitely not fake. you cant go on tv, and as a promotion, say the show is real when its not. seagal is awesome!!

[RebelSword]

DIET TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tinkodemayo99]

steven sagal and lou ferrigno can fuck each other doggystyle!racist bastards!!!!!

[alteclansing3333]

@tinkodemayo99 they aint racist, steven segal live in japan bfore comin to the states, the judo guys's from the local dojo

[anthuan86]

fatal como artista . bueno en racista.

[D2der2333]

hes doin do-nut.

[gigahercpl]

Steven is a cool gauy had an opprotunity to atlk with him for a while and was amazed how honest and sincer he is. I know he's old, he's fat but what you don;t know is he can kill you within a second anytime. He's a real fihgter. I will always defend him against dorks picking on him because you have to know martial arts to know that he;s no joke. He's a killing machine, even today.

[RexBaselio]

This is not hollywood , this is for real LOL . Everything is hollywood for that guy ...

[EasingDifficulties]

He's fattened considerably. 

[jejakakl2009]

Seagal,,,anda memang hebat.

[theriddlerv42]

jjajajajajjajajaj you fucking fat lard ass pig no wonder jajjajajaj were the donuts came from ajajajajaj steven puton jajjjja suck my culo fat nico toscany ajajajjaja

[CertifiedGooner729]

I wonder how many times they have to edit out people making fun of him for being a fat, washed up has been actor.

[Onikirimaru004]

Seagal is the Best Master in Aikido. Simply Superb. I love his Best films, in his good time.

I have practiced Jiu-jitsu during Nine years. And i must come back to practice Martial Arts soon.

YOU ARE GORGEOUS STEVEN!! WOW!!

A BIG HUG,BY YOUR SPANISH FRIEND & FAN:

NACHO ESPEJO

[hotnexxx]

im here cuz of kathey griffin

[zxpalpha]

omg it's just a tv programme. who cares if it's real or fake, It's better than most of the shit they show on the telly

[jerico641]

Everybody, PLEASE check out what Kathy Griffin had to say about this idiot; see "Kathy Griffin: 50 and Not Pregnant". It's hilarious! (The Seagal stuff is right around the middle of the act).

[sagemakaiserxl]

We should train our police to rely more on basic martial arts and less on weapons when it's hand to hand.

[publikymage]

I really worry about my teammates, sometimes.

Oh, look! I found a hole!!

Those two sentences alone should be the preview.

[dubya305]

God I love Steven Seagal!!!

[eliasmusiqcom]

what ever happened to fucking writing a ticket ? They have a martial arts expert with them so they want to fight immediately ? Wtf... fucking dirty bitches !!! Abuse of your fucking job title, pieces of shit mother fucking assholes

[krisnnaabraham]

steven segal is my idol . i love aikido the best art martial in the world 

[tourboydv]

what a bunch aof fake winey bitches you all are that fat ass as you call himwould kick your ass in 5 seconds!! get out of wonder land boys and i mean sisy boys!!!

[sesolek100]

4 to 1 fucking cowards

[ichibakudan]

@sesolek100 police arent paid to fight fair. when you are arresting a criminal or suspect (not saying everyone they arrest are criminals) you have to apply more force. sometimes 1 or 2 guys isn't enough.

[bgussey]

@sesolek100 Haha, moron.

Being a cop isn't a boxing match. It's a job and, like all jobs, you play it in your favour as much as possible.

[danmcglaun1]

I can't believe this. Cops are the enemy, and now Seagal is the enemy too. What the hell?

[ka7439gmail27]

@danmcglaun1 cop r not the enemy, they r there to help you. Yes there r bad ones. When u call 911 who shows up a cop to HELP YOU. If you say a cop is your enemy then you may be doing something bad. To pull it in a lite way.

[SnakeEngine]

This dude is just a beerbelly.

[someguy2255]

my name steven seagal. i invented the front kick

[uhleia]

sOd-Off,stas4110

[Bdiddly1]

i used to like siegal but now i know hes a filth i fucking hate the cunt!

[jaimonlopez]

fuck you steven and joe arpaio thats what i needed to know about you

[latiasandlatios4ever]

this aint hollywood,its for real!

my ass.

[MrChrisco55]

lol sooo fucking american

[KAZZARTT]

He also invented the front kick.

[Bdiddly1]

@KAZZARTT -no he fucking didnt,are you trying to say nobody ever kicked someone fron on before steven siegal?fuck off ya daft cunt!

[Bdiddly1]

@KAZZARTT -shut up!wtf,i seen people front kicking each other years before fat ass siegal was about!

[1roiboi]

thats cool police should be tought martial arts

[adamproskiier9]

@1roiboi fuck no they will abuse thier fucking power you piece of shit pigf

[Amras0407]

Did they just pull a gun on that guy for doing donuts?

[96jeepgrand]

@Amras0407

i would have too if i walked up and he didn't comply with my orders to step out, and the key word is "hold on a sec" could grab a gun, and he had one in his car.. so lesson is don't do donughts with a gun in ur car.

[Wazynator]

@Amras0407 your right, when a suspect fails to comply with a simple order like " get out of the car" its always better to wait and see if he shoots you in the face before you decide to protect yourself....

[Amras0407]

@Wazynator They didn't wait to see if he complied. The exchange went like this "Get out the car! *pulls gun* GET OUT THE CAR!" I don't know about you, but I want more than half a second to comply with someones demands before they decide to pull a gun on me. Sure, I can see wanting to protect yourself, but they seemed to be overreacting a little.

[Nkerklaan]

@Amras0407 Yeah, and they cut off just before the part where Steven throws him to the curb and shoots him.

[thatrabbitguy]

Fat fuck

[panchamkauns]

I hope many cops are in better shape

[peonbeats]

is he doing DONUTS!?, get shit pumpin lock n load we raiding this bitch ass

[pittchaser]

Steven Seagal: "Now come at me.

No, slower...

No, come at me slower...

Ha! I found a hole!"

What a fat slob

[zeldafreak701]

In the late 80's a sheriff asked Seagal to help train other officers in martial arts, unarmed combat, and marksmanship. The sheriff was so impressed that he put Seagal on as a RESERVE DEPUTY. Do you know what that means? No? It means should the force have need of him, he could come on as a cop. So yes, he has technically been on law enforcement for 20 years. Before you all claim this whole show is a lie you should do some research. Although I doubt EVERYTHING on the show is real.

[lokkstar]

@zeldafreak701 Seagal is as real as they get. He is a Deputy who's good in martial arts, he's trained mma superstar silvia as well.

[ranuker]

I will gladly put up some serious cash to set up a steel cage match between Steven Seagal and Pussy the Bounty Hunter, my money is on Steven Seagal he will wipe the floor with Pussy the Bounty Hunter, here it will be put up or shut up.

[ranuker]

I will gladly put up some serious cash to set up a steel cage match between Steven Seagal and Pussy the Bounty Hunter, my money is on Steven Seagal he will wipe the floor with Pussy the Bounty Hunter, here it will be put up or shut up.

[FallenInAdam]

He should team up with Chuck Norris now that he's an actual Texas Ranger & they can be the real Batman & Robin. They can be called Fatman & Slobbin. LMAO!!!

[CaptStormwind]

People be out there committing crimes, just so they can meet Steven Seagal. Sometimes being a celebrity can be a "set-back" to other jobs... not always a good idea.

Why stop here--- let's have Al Pacino be a cop too.

[Mahhn]

cool, you can abuse people for doing doughnuts. but it looks like you've done plenty yourself from your waistline lol.

The kid should get a ticket, not a beating. you should go on a diet, but please don't, it's more fun this way.

[HOMEnHIGH]

hahahaha...fuckin bullshit....why didnt i know twenty years ago when he was hollywoods biggest star that he was also a police man...fuckin americans believe some kinda shit.....steven seagal law man fuck off....fat cunt...

[moocho73]

Now I just want you guys to feel this, Just this kinda thing, Now go ahead and cum!!! HERES A HOLE!!! LOOK AT THAT... I FOUND A HOLE!!! Isnt that premature E Jacky Charlton??? Arent you supposed to cum AFTER you found the hole?

[Robertef74]

I Admire Steven Seagal,he was always my Favorite Hero since I was little kid and watching the American Movies with him in Europe.Today he is still a Deputy Sheriff in Louisianna,...he is real Cop.This Guy has Money and loves working with the Police to

Protect innocent People and teach other people in Martial Arts!... Thumbs Up for Steven,.... One and Only!....

[Mahhn]

@Robertef74 you should know that he has a long history of abusing women before you show him any respect.

[ashworthsteven]

And that he literally defecated in his undies after being choked out by Labell on the set of Under Seige.

[aepaepaepaepaepaep7]

this is serial ???

[Ganbala]

my name is Stven Seagal  ...... and!

[Ikiendangi]

Lmao at the slap 0:56

[mikeygarci5536]

O 3O Steven Seagal :D

[Stas4110]

So much fakes in americans tv shows...too much

[444nice]

@Stas4110 Good comment, but do you know proper English? You write like you just got off a boat somewhere.

[aranclarke]

0:35 .....we can flip him like that.....sweet

[SJPatrik]

LOL he is so bad

[xXXdimixx]

Thumbed up for Steven Seagal fuck the police