Russell Howard - Live At The Apollo - Part 2 of 2

[speebyda]

1:33 That's all I'm gonna say.

[FlameFeathers]

My step-dad made up an alien that his little sister had to worship or it would abduct her.

[jolovestopgear]

THE DINNER WICH !!!!

[MsLotti16]

The dogs are in the middle having the time of their lifes lol Russell Howard would have to be my faverout comedian :)

[ilColletore]

Saw Russell in Bath in the week!

[BridgetXbieber]

Legend.

[Stackrates]

Good evening o/

[livvie81]

I fancy him sooooo much !!!!!!!!

[mrsdoctorsong]

Lol this guy is such a legend

[emily46121]

I love this guy waiting out side specsavers

[bronaghbby38]

i couldn't love this man more if i tried xD

[soleilmh]

Aaaahhh haha "two things: they all swim the same"... hilarious.

[HiperactiveZombie]

If I ever have kids, I aspire to be a weird mum like his.

He is brilliant I could not stop laughing throughout the whole video!

[mmolly13]

everything about his mum, is my mum!

[EmEmilyC]

LMAO -3

[JellyWithGlasses]

Russell Howard's mum is such a legend

[srongyboi239]

theres 69 dislikes if that wasent a funny number i would be mad

[Scarecrowking]

@srongyboi239 You must be like 12

[srongyboi239]

@Scarecrowking no i just have a sense of humour

[cookiecrumble88]

He makes me laugh so much !

[melissakrall1993]

I missed Britain so much. This is me getting my little piece of Britain back. (I live in Germany)

[5thinbetweener]

those 68 people cannot control their obese 2 year olds...

[MarekUtd]

Sick of people saying Russ isn't funny. He's brilliant!

[PHYTOLOGIC]

spec savers!!! lmao!!!

[TheHHAddict]

My mum is 4"11 and she's 33. At the age of 10 I was taller than her :') I'm 15 now and she is still 4"11 xD

[13Bee1]

everyone in this hot tub has sucked my tits. Ahahaha!

[mylesallcott]

Best Comedy ever fuckin love it

[paddypeyton]

Transcribed audio is classic haha

[Salabal07]

I AM IN LOVE.

[skyraiman]

i almost has a spasm watching that, you americans dont have russels howards good news =P

[chloem7667]

Ban your fanny till you can control what comes out of it! PURE LEDGE!

[colinfilthy]

Russell Howard: Funnier than a slow puncture on a Ford Fiesta... but only just.

[Crazie982467]

There's two dogs in here mum... ROFL

[ellenmelon771]

Awwww how much are you loving Russell Howard???? XD xXx <3

[meldme]

Russell Howard - The Pied Piper of Imbeciles.

[Kerridee100]

thumbs up if your stomach hurts from laughing : P

[bubblegumsugga]

Ban your fanny .. Loool

[0scar0wen]

Everyone in this hot tub has sucked MY tits.

Two dogs in here mum.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[KitchenKiller95]

THE DINNER WITCH!!!!

[Holly13Molly]

the dinner witch! so funny, my dad made up 'the ten o clock horses' to get me in bed at the weekends. apperently i was scared of horses....?

[summer2008x]

"The only thing about mums. One, they all swim the same. What are you doing, getting you hair wet?"

[thedumfriesman]

@shortietheshortman aeroplane one word

[whatthefridge123]

OH MY GOD I MAY DIE

[seragreen]

"Ban your fanny after you can look after what pops out of it" hahahaha

[italia91221]

"everybody in this hot tub has sucked my tits"

[RichDanfb123]

y are the two top comments repeats of what i just heard or are u all thinkin of the deaf people

[Shortietheshortman]

"One word, The Aeroplane." Uhh.. 'The Aeroplane' is two words! Cx

[pandaman96]

He is 2 and you've mad him obese?

He doesn't like veg.

He's 2!

Ban the adverts, BAN YOUR FANNIE until you can look after what plops out of it.

[rachelbrookemilani15]

HAHAHA . "GOOOD EEVVENINNG"

*D:*

"THIS COULD BE YOUUU"

xD

[GallagherGirlCam]

"Ask her every question about hands you have ever heard of!" :D

[becnashere]

"Ban the adverts"

"Ban your fanny, until you can look after what plops out of it"

[krazykaty03]

love love love Russell..-3

[wildcherryspray]

"Ere Russ you wanna hear about one of my pranks ? "

[zanabaa]

Everyone is this hot tub.. Has sucked my tits!!

There are two dogs in here... :D

[EmilyGretzky]

I would love to meet Russell's mum.

[chocoholic1612]

arrogantly big. That kid seems awesome. =)

[burgerboy0095]

@MCRdeathupsessed you suck

[NoMoreAnything]

@burgerboy0095 admit it, it's kinda funny :)

[Urchino1337]

@MCRdeathupsessed Actually, i did notice u skipped 3, i wasnt smiling and i stopped reading at 6.

[klouise1000]

@MCRdeathupsessed you lose, I didnt smile.

[FernandMaC]

Is anyone else still curious about the dogs and the tits? :P

This guy is brilliant!

[Pipsqueaklol12456]

GOTTA LOVE HIM EVERY ONE WHO DOES NOT LIKE RUSSELL HOWARD MAY DIE!!!!!

[13hephalump]

Ban your fanny until you can control what plops out of it! Lol! Soooooooo funny!!!!!!

[shortstack251]

LOL!

[robbiewazup]

thumbs up if you've ever put a suicide note by a melting snowman

[GeeJaaSarz]

"Last Christmas my neighbour made a snowman I can only describe as being arrogantly big."

"What did you do?"

He waited until the snowman had melted and then left a suicide note in its place.

Oh gosh, crying with laughter!:')

[retteretter]

ohh 999,990 views

[tonimariaslavin101]

She looked like an angry ginger bread lady who'd had her leg dipped in tip-ex... BEST LINE EVER

[LeeWilliamAnderson]

When he said,"TERMINAL 2 IS OPEN" he sounded like Stewie lol

[tonimariaslavin101]

@LeeWilliamAnderson That is strangely true, xD

[albaingodeo]

i did not stop laughing the entire time :)

[Triny123abc]

"er russ..... do you wanna hear about on of my prankssss?" GOLD!!!!

[gregscone1961]

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[kerryanne4321]

ban your fanny till you can look after what plops out of it XD

[onlyonestar97]

"Ayye, probably nothin!":D hilarious

[L3PK11]

"BAN YOUR FUNNY UNTILL YOU CAN LOOK AFTER WHAT PLOPS OUT OF IT!"

[Mel0980]

Saw him live in February... I'm seeing him again in December. Amazing man, amazing tour, hilarity at it's best.

[itsjustliv95]

"TERMINAL 2 IS OPEN!" hahahaha!

[giselaila]

the dinner witch LOOOL

[TheAleeshanicole]

hot tub joke ftw XD

[caitysmits]

"ere rusth wanna 'ear about one of my prankths??" priceless

[Triny123abc]

@caitysmits that's my fav. bit!!!

[theciaram1]

:D sexual :o

[rizzlesizzledizzle]

"All mums swim the same" haha. :D

[bulfadela]

He's somewhat a bit too hectic. Funny, but hectic. It's like he's afraid the public will lose interest if he stops moving around or talking so fast

[theciaram1]

@bulfadela id say hes just like that ... some comedienes are difrent lee evans sweats when hes nervous jimmy carr is serious alan carr gets all embarrased :L

[KilljoysCampaign]

@bulfadela If you see him in interviews and meeting his fans and whatnot, thats actually in his nature.

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

omg russell is now my second fav comedian on earth....and hes hot

[crimsonpatty]

@sexyd4babeinthahouse who's your fav one :o

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

@crimsonpatty DES BISHOP,,,LEGEND HE IS...HE LIVES IN IRELAND FOR 20 YRS NOW, AND HES IRISH-AMERICAN

[crimsonpatty]

@sexyd4babeinthahouse I used to like des but i duno... sometimes he makes me laugh like hell then other times its meh... duno depends on my mood

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

@crimsonpatty FAIR ENPUGH....I DO TINK HE DOES RAMBLE SOME TIMES, BUT IN GENERAL I LAUGH LIKE MAD ASWELL XX

[HimeofManga]

I had the saying "if you don't eat everything on your plate, then you won't get dessert" which was usually a small Belgian chocolate.

[HenryTheGiant]

@NSCorndog Is this your uncle? xD

[322Megan]

Is the dude at 0.37 the dude off of the go compare advert?

[KT926]

What's she doin taking a bath outside with a pirate?

XD XD One of the best comedians on the planet!! I really wanna see him live!!

[clubpenguinlover301]

I was drinking Coke when I was watching this and I spat coke all over the screen when he was talking about the hot tub.

[colinfilthy]

Russell Howard. A comedy free zone since the day of his birth.

Girls seem to fancy him though.

[Boo7652]

"Do you have feet?" Yes. "THEN YOU MAY DIE!"

[PhishcakeZOR]

@Boo7652 Are you looking at this poster? Then you're a poof, and what do poofs get? AIDS, bum lord!

[BillHicks420]

@Boo7652 Thank you for giving away the punchline in the comments. You see, I roam around on videos looking for punchlines, because I'm actually so retarded that I need them written out, I like having the joke ruined by wankers like you.

[BekLouKat]

@BillHicks420 dont read the comments before you watch the video then..

[FlamingFieldsForever]

Dinner witch, I had the food police.

[xxrebel2uxx]

Ban your fanny until you can look after what plops out of it. LOL

[MusicObsessive9]

THE DINNER WITCH!!! lolzzz



[TheRazRev]

"This is even better than that dream i had about playing snooker like the photo suggests" lol :)

[MsToxicgirl101]

FEAAARRRRR MEEEEE !!!!! XD

[MsToxicgirl101]

HE IS A FREAKIN LEAGEND LOVE HIM!!

[MsToxicgirl101]

ALL HALE RUSSEL HOWERD THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE I LOVE HIM !! <3

[MsToxicgirl101]

RUSS HATERS ARE ALL TWATS!! SO KEEP ON WALKING!!-_-

[MsToxicgirl101]

consider yourself bamboolzed !

[MsToxicgirl101]

"PLAYING SNOCER LIKE THE PICKURE SUGERSTS!!"XD

[MsToxicgirl101]

"MOTHER A BURGER NOW" "HAY COULDE BE NOTHING"THUMPS UP!! XD

[MsToxicgirl101]

@mrspattzlovesnerimon i know i love him you know the bit with kid and the snowman i used that in school they all loved it

"i love russ"x)

[Charlieeeeeeful]

MOTHER A BURGER NOW. haha x)))

[Bernieboo10]

"everyone in this hot tub has sucked MY tits" ;) laughed so hard!

[siondafydd1]

i dont get this - 1.6 million people watched the 1st half...but only 900k watch this half...who watches 1 half of a 2 half video?? woop woop

[bradfordbulls4lyf]

@siondafydd1 maybe they watched both earlier on in there life and preffered the first part and didnt like the second part.... think these things through

[TheOnlyGriff]

@siondafydd1 I watched both....

[OasisIsMyGod]

The Dinner Witch!

[shannan132]

mother! a burger! now! -LOL:')

[summer2008x]

"Are you looking at this poster? Then you're a puff, and what do puffs get? AIDS, BUMLORD."

[MegaMe96]

"evil and genius in equal measure" hahahahahahahahahah lol

[caroegc]

@CapitalBhoy78 Holly Walsh was funny on Mock the Week. But Russell was still was better.

[tess94wowzers]

"'Ban the adverts?' Ban your fanny until you can look after what plops out of it!" Best line ever! :D

[teddyboyrocks1]

dogs thinkin this is better than the dream i had last night where i was playing snooker at a table like the photos suggets. lol, love russell howard. he my idol

[HandjesBreda]

Everyone in here sucked my tits...I just died laughing.

[Missfacebookuser]

@HandjesBreda

'There's 2 dogs in here Mum' LOL .

[ShaunaOSullivan]

He sounds exactly like Sid out of Skins :)

[123LNR]

@MrElektricFabzz - God I want to punch you

Attention seeker.

[AMY1213141]

Consider yourself bamboolzed!

[deathrap10]

Fookin Funny !!!!!!

[UltimateEF]

THE DINNER WITCH!!! ahhh save our lives

[TheLastQuincy4]

He is amazing! I love listening to British comics! I guess with a superior sounded vocabulary they sound much better than American comics, even while telling the same type of jokes!

[russellpercy02]

where r u from, then?? :)

[beethethird]

"Everybody in this hot tub...has sucked my tits"...."there's two dogs in here mum..." Bloomin' hilarious

[zwanmoretime]

is he funny? Maybe I need a serious head injury. Bland, boring, crap.

[MonsterSceneGirls]

Mother a burger now !!

[Nonmachaine]

Funny guy :D

[Songsmirth]

The mother in common joke was as tasteless as it gets. I can't imagine his mother thinking that bit is clever. I'd put Exlax in his pudding the next time he came home! :) Now that would be funny unless you had only one bath. . Talk about backfiring. .

[Aliwhoops]

"I don't know mum what" slap slap slap

Everybody in this hot tub has sucked MY tits :L

uhh theres dogs in here mum....

[Aliwhoops]

Do you have feet? Then yuo will DIE :L

[xxrebel2uxx]

Russell Howard = *no words to express the level of awesomeness* Lx

[JessRawrrrr]

I'd love to be his sister soooooooo much!!!! She's so lucky to have him as her brother!!!

[Amanda0Green0Matthew]

@JessRawrrrr id rather be his chocolate covered girlfriend ;) hahaha

[Flimbyyyy]

"Thank you for having me." NO RUSSELL, YOU HAVE MORE JOKES! STAY!

[caitysmits]

nerroooommmm TERMINAL TWO IS OPEN!

[SmartieCheesecake]

At the end, I was like, "nooooooooo where r u goin!!!!!!!!!!!!" :) Pissed meself laughing at this! Luuuuuuvvvvv Russell Howard!

[stf1996]

Ban your fanny till you can look after what plops out of it !!!!! Lmao

[twilightgal4life]

My mum swims like that!:DDDD

[colinfilthy]

Observational 'humour'. See some stuff, out there in the world, and describe it, in a sort of 'wahey! everything's brilliant' voice.

You will prove yourself to be talentless and unfunny, but there'll be some people out there who'll be absolutely determined to find you funny, and will rage at anyone who points out your worthlessness.

He has all the talent of a pebble.

[songfrog89]

@colinfilthy *cough* twat *cough*. Sorry, I have a cold. You're a TWAT.

[colinfilthy]

@songfrog89 Gothca

[sepsepsep12]

@colinfilthy and everyone thinks ur a massive TWAT...wats ur point dickhead?

[songfrog89]

@sepsepsep12 That you're a twat.... Quite obviously...

[TheRealBarnez]

@sepsepsep12 Normally I'd disagree with this... but he insulted russell so. thumbs up for you.

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

@colinfilthy Humor is in the eyes of the viewer. Talent is a relatively more accurately measured trait, and you might have a point about the ease of writing material such as Russl Howard's, but he's young and hasn't got a niche yet. And let's not forget, a random person off the street cannot dever such green comedy and have people laugh, as many people as the Apollo can hold. And a pebble is an awfully small thing.

[lukastavich]

Ban your fanny!

[89sweetsweet]

people: shut the fuck up and enjoy the comedy genius of russell howard

[MsToxicgirl101]

@89sweetsweet russ is a genius i love him,all russ haters are twats aint they just!

[LilliSoph]

"MOTHER, A BURGER, NOW!

[gildedwolf]

lol



[Adavies2009]

seriously funny guy

[NorthstarXXXI]

i cant stop laughing at 4:04

it hurts XD

[theguywholaughed]

russell you sexy little blonde!!

[ryko26]

I'm sure there are even members of Russel Howard's family who think he's about as funny as cancer. What is he doing on TV? It's so shit it makes me cringe!

[laydeexoxx]

@ryko26 oh wow.. you're so intellectually advanced that you can use Ctrl A + Ctrl V! I'm sure you have better things to do than copy the same thing on all of Russ' videos.. like getting a sense of humour, maybe?

[ryko26]

@laydeexoxx what does Saturday have in store? Quick trip down ASDA? Pick up the Mail, get home and turn on ITV?

Thick "comedy" for thick people.

[laydeexoxx]

@ryko26 I wouldn't touch the mail if it was the last piece of paper in the world. Guardian all the way :) Actually, today consists of me finishing my A-Level coursework before heading off to a gig - not Russell, I'm afraid, did that on Thursday - My Chemical Romance ft The Blackout. What about you? Trawling through more You Tube videos to find something to do?

[nathanjameslewis]

@ryko26 I'm so pleased there are people out there who agree.. he is shite.